This is an onion. We’re going with that as the photo only because we were afraid of posting all the google images that turn up when you search for vasectomy. Why are we searching for that?

Because according to court documents, Woody Paige bragged about his vasectomy while sexually harassing a makeup artist who was working at ESPN.

Some of the other claims in the lawsuit, which was filed Thursday:

* [Jay] Crawford forced her into a corner and told her that he wanted her, she says. “I don’t care if you can do makeup or not….The only reason that you got the job here is because you’re hot,” Crawford is quoting as saying.

* “Wanna see what’s in my pants?” one of them wondered. The court papers don’t specify who made the remark.

* And, Ragone claims, Paige bragged about his vasectomy and once elicited a chuckle from others by musing that “Rita looks like she’s really good at giving b— jobs” when she walked into a room.

* Ragone, 42, says Crawford and Paige weren’t the only ones who engaged in sexually charged hijinks backstage. One hair stylist regularly plunked herself down in Paige’s lap. Another pulled her breast out when model Fabio was the celebrity guest, Ragone alleges.

The timing of these claims is brutal for Paige and Crawford, who could find themselves on the firing line very soon. How can ESPN let these allegations slide, while firing Harold Reynolds?

Foul play at ESPN, says suit (NY Daily News)

We also highly recommend the New York Post’s version of this story. A line that wasn’t in the Daily News: “Paige routinely told Ragone “sit right here” while “tapping his hand on his lap near his genital area,” court papers state - and asked, “Do you think I have a big one because I’m a big guy?”