Tatiana Golovin Starring In … Bloomergate 2007!
Uncategorized July 2nd. 2007, 6:03pm
Our Wimbledon coverage has slipped a bit, as we were consumed by the NBA Draft and Woody Paige’s bimbo brigade. Plus, it’s not like there have been any drastic upsets at the All England club. Yet.
So our attention is turned to knickers. With Federer cruising and most top seeds holding serve, our focus - albeit a few days tardy - is on the latest panty pabulum: red underwear.
At the nucleus of Bloomergate is 19-year-old hottie Titiana Golovin. She’s from France. Kind of reminds us of Steffi Graff with a much cuter face. Anyway, Golovin wore red underwear in a match last week and all haides broke loose. You may be outraged. Likely not.
9 Responses to “Tatiana Golovin Starring In … Bloomergate 2007!”
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July 2nd, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Jezus, She looked a lot better last week from afar.
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Andre Agassi: Not amused with your analysis.
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I don’t think that she really qualifies as a “hottie”; her face looks more like a middle-aged housewife than a 19-year-old tennis pro…
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
“…Titiana Golvin. She’s from France.”
nice.
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Titiana…
The E. Buzz Miller in me likes that name a lot…
Same goes for my favorite artist…
Titian.
And my favorite model of expendable rocket system…
Titan.
Also one of my favorite moons of Saturn…
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
chalk that up as a bad angle of the grill coupled with a great angle of the knuckle…
July 2nd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
She looks like a good stand-in for the Supernanny.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 pm
really starting to worry about the Leaders at this point. first, the inexplicable fawning for Kardashian, who is mediocre at best, but now calling Golovin a “hottie”?
i really want to believe they just picked a bad angle, but i’m beginning to doubt. i mean, the Leaders also had no love for Marisa Miller, who’s worth 50 Kardashians.
signed,
full of despair
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
More like Camel-toe gate 2007. At least that takes your focus away from that grille.
Jesus TBL, between this and Kardashian no one is ever going to accuse you of being obsessed with a chick’s looks.