cheryl-cole-great-way-to-start-the-dayCheryl Cole … pumpkin launch damages scoreboard … interesting read on the generational rift at the NY Times … Xavier McDaniel and Shawn Kemp would want you to watch this … in some cases, we endorse strategic defaultsdrunk man drives lawnmower into back of stopped school bus … sponsoring the implosion of Texas Stadium … man searches through landfill for his cell phone … what happens when Levi Johnston runs out of Sarah Palin stories? …

Fun with headlines: “Noah ready to bang.” Makes us think of this. And this. (Basketbawful)

Who wants to buy a corked bat that was used by Robin Yount? (Monozygotic)

Anyone going to the upcoming wedding of Clay Buchholz and the Deal or Not Deal model? (Globe)

Who “horses around” with Adrian Peterson? Somebody trying to prove something, obviously. (Fox Sports)

Fifty years ago yesterday, the goalie mask in hockey was born. (Star)

Props to ESPN’s Colleen Dominguez for some fantastic reporting on this Tom Cable story. (Outside the Lines)

In 2002, the Eagles called Troy Aikman to see if he wanted to come out of the booth to play QB. (LA Times)

Houston tight end Owen Daniels is done for the season; adjust your fantasy lineup accordingly. (Chronicle)

Longtime sports columnist Jim Reeves retires from the Star-Telegram. (S-T)

The latest verbal dig at Brooke Hundley, of Steve Phillips fame: “pudgy paramour.” (Page 6)

100 things restaurant staffers should never do. (NYT)

Dwyane Wade became the 1st Miami Heat player to reach the 10,000 point mark in last night’s win over Chicago. (Herald)

This seems absurd: A Miami Hurricanes player has scored each week in the NFL since week 15, 2002? (Twitter)

Nate Clements may have played his last game as a 49er. (Press Democrat)

Title talk embarrasses Chuck.

Ryan Newman walked away from this unscathed.