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New Orleans 87, Boston 97: The Celtics moved to 4-0 with a strong fourth quarter. Tough to find a team that has looked more impressive in the opening week. Rajon Rondo talked some trash about Chris Paul this weekend; CP3 outplayed him – 22 points, eight assists. Late last night, Rondo and the Celtics agreed to a deal that prevents the point guard from becoming a free agent next summer.

Portland 83, Oklahoma City 74: On the nights when Kevin Durant struggles – 3-for-21 qualifies – there just isn’t going to be enough offense for the Thunder to win. Everyone’s favorite No. 1 pick, Greg Oden, had his double-double (12-10) of the season. It was also the first game he didn’t pick up five fouls (four). OKC only made 3-of-14 threes; rookie James Harden sank two of them.

greg-oden-of-the-blazers-got-a-double-doubleMemphis 123, Denver 133: If the Celtics have been the most impressive team through the first week, the most impressive player has to be Carmelo Anthony. Here are his point totals so far: 30, 41, and 42 last night. He has shot over 50 percent in each game. Denver is unbeaten. OJ Mayo pumped in 40 in a loss. Rookie Hasheem Thabeet had four blocks in 11 minutes.

Atlanta 110, LA Lakers 118: Here’s where Ron Artest is valuable – Joe Johnson scored 18 points in the first nine minutes. Then, Artest locked him down, and he had nine points the rest of the way. Afterward, Johnson called his team “soft.” Kobe had 41.

Orlando 125, Toronto 116: Jameer Nelson, Ryan Anderson and JJ Redick each drained five threes and the Magic remained unbeaten. After three games, our pick in the NBA Finals pick East is averaging a whopping 113 ppg. Chris Bosh, playing for a lucrative free agent deal, eclipsed the 35-10 mark for the second straight game (35-16).

That’s in case you missed Manu vs. the Bat this weekend.