stacey-dash-still-hotRemember Stacey Dash from Clueless? … the Fake AP Stylebook guys! … the speeches Sarah Palin planned to deliver on the night she and McCain lost the election … Google passed on buying the New York Times? … we’ll be taking up a collection to buy Pabst Brewing Company at lunch … did Fergie’s husband cheat on her with this Atlanta stripper? … sad story: three college softball players found dead

The 2009 MLB TV awards. You’ll never guess who won best play-by-play and worst analyst. (Fang’s Bites)

If Georgia has recruited as good as Florida – or better – in the last five years, why are the Bulldogs as good? Hint: Coaching. (AJC)

Good read: Sports fans everywhere feel as if announcers are against their team. (NYT)

That brutal hit Danny Amendola of the Rams absorbed Sunday? “My mind wasn’t working.” (AP)

“Tight deadlines” led to Thomas Boswell’s World Series column in the paper Monday containing nearly 20 errors. (Wash Post)

Iowa State transfer Wes Johnson scored 34 points, but Syracuse was stunned in an exhibition game by Division II LeMoyne. (Post-Standard)

Former prized Colorado recruit Darrell Scott, a star high school running back who passed on Texas, is going to transfer after two poor seasons in Boulder. Will he land at UCLA? (CU Buffs)

Far too early to grade Pete Carroll’s former assistants. Two of them will definitely succeed. (LA Times)

No idea what CNBC’s Darren Rovell was thinking with this column in the winner of the NYC Marathon. (CNBC via Deadspin)

Very good read on Brad Gaines, the Vanderbilt running back who collided with Chucky Mullins in 1989. Mullins was paralyzed on the hit and later died. (Fanhouse)

Syracuse star receiver Mike Williams was a passenger in a car that was rear-ended at 5:30 am Sunday. Then, he quit the team. Something doesn’t add up. (Daily Orange)

Gerald Wallace of the Bobcats leads the NBA in the dubious category, “getting your shot blocked.” (Hardwood Paroxysm)

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Fantastic. (via You Been Blinded)

In the cock game, “Top Cock” usually gets a laugh.

Tim Floyd, now allegedly breaking up females fighting in the lunch room. (via Herm’s Perm)