Brad Childress on Brett Favre’s Groin

Kind of Gay, Music, NFL TheBigLead November 4th. 2009, 2:45pm

“I was standing behind him and I saw him kinda reach for it … reach for his groin … and … you know … hold it and … rub it … that’s what I think I witnessed. It twinged a bit on him.” [Star Tribune]

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37 Responses to “Brad Childress on Brett Favre’s Groin”

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s1rweeze Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
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vezina Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
mine twinges daily and i use the same treatment
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mizerle06 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I need a cold shower.
/John Madden
/Peter King
/Tony Kornheiser
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younglefty Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
+1
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spencer096 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
is that from mark chmura’s court transcription?
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younglefty Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
is that from mark chmura’s court transcription?
No gummy Venus de Milo for you, sir.
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NDub Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
/John Madden
/Peter King
/Tony Kornheiser
/Chris Berman
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Tampa Bo Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
Pedobear approves this message.
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KC Resident Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
Genius.
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The Empire Strikes Back Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
I’m feeling young again,something tells me that episode would be a lot funnier as a grown up.
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Triston27 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
Awesome.
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captain_spalding Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Were they at a public library in Columbus, OH?
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captain_spalding Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Oh I forgot, Minnesota!!
They were at the airport bathroom.
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illformula Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Need more /no homo
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HawkEye19 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
Best part of that was the clock in the background.
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Magglio Merkin Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Unleash the robotic Richard Simmons!
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BostonCanSuckIt Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can
Best. Episode. Ever.
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tyduffy Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I think ya blew him
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CelticLaw Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Best. Episode. Ever.
Better than Beer Baron or the Chili cook off where Homer trips and talks to Johnny Cash?
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spencer096 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Best. Episode. Ever.
waht show is this?
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ms621 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Best. Episode. Ever.
If I’m not mistaken, this is the same episode where Abe Simpson is questioned by Marge about why his American flag only has 49 stars and he responds “I’ll be in a cold, cold grave before I recognize Missoura as a state”.
Simpsons at its peak.
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spencer096 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
OH JESUS…im an idiot.
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younglefty Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Better than Beer Baron or the Chili cook off where Homer trips and talks to Johnny Cash?
Maaaaarrrge. We’re missing the chili cookoff!
/hops up and down by the door and waves hands
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HawkEye19 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Best. Episode. Ever.
I dunno. Can you pick just one Simpsons episode as the best?
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ms621 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Better than Beer Baron
I love that episode too, because it has one of the best lines ever in any Simpsons episode and its uttered by Kent Brockman when he says “Kent O’ Brockman welcoming you on a gray, drizzly day where everyone is a little Irish except of course for the gays and the Italians”.
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HawkEye19 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
OH JESUS…im an idiot.
Bookmarking that one…
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mmonast Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
that picture looks like the scene in the sopranos right after vito gets caught blowing the security guard at the construction site just redneckier
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St. Bear Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] — o I grab her — [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he — [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.
I definitely spent 15 minutes trying to find that clip online, and I could only find the spanish version.
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coop247 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Anyone else’s fox (or WB) only show Simpsons reruns from the past 5 years? I swear I haven’t seen any of these fantastic older episodes in forever, its the same terrible episodes from the past 5 shit filled seasons over and over. Infuriating.
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Tampa Bo Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
St. Bear thats the best one.
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CelticLaw Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
everyone is a little Irish except of course for the gays and the Italians
Coming from a Mc, that line kills me every time.
/I’ll get you beer baron…(no you won’t)…yes I will…(won’t).
//suck like a fox!
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ButtersBC Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Yes coop and it’s annoying the hell out of me…one of these nights I’m just getting a 12 pack and popping random DVDs from the first eight seasons
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St. Bear Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
We’re outside the Simpson home now, no new developments to report. We’re going to turn on our News 5 Infrared Camera……I assume that’s Mr. Simpson now, slowly rotating at 450 degrees, basting in his own juices.
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HawkEye19 Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Yes coop and it’s annoying the hell out of me…one of these nights I’m just getting a 12 pack and popping random DVDs from the first eight seasons
Sounds like you’re going to need one of these
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captain_spalding Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Mr Spritz goes to Washington.
Krusty gets elected to Congress.
Epic.
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St. Bear Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
/”Now there’s a Machiavellian countenance……oooh, a sextet of ale!”
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
November 4th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
”Now there’s a Machiavellian countenance……oooh, a sextet of ale!”
Alas, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.