The Roundup: 50 Cent and Alba? Boomer to Replace Imus? and the All-Steroid Team
Uncategorized July 11th. 2007, 11:30am
Is there a men’s magazine making better decisions this summer than GQ? First, it enthralls us with a Jessica Biel cover and now Jessica Alba graces the cover. What are the chances GQ will come through next month with our third of the three amigos? Her name is Jordana Brewster. She’s probably not famous enough to be a cover girl (which has already been decided and shot), but if the mag is making decisions on sheer looks, she’s got to be in the mix. Go rent Fast & the Furious and tell me she’s not worthy.
A damn fine All-Steroid team, but there’s got to be a better name for second base. (Sons of Sam Malone)
50 Cent and Jessica Alba is obviously bullshit, but she did join him on stage at a concert. What kind of roids is he on? Dude is seriously jacked. (Alba Fan – with video)
The court of public opinion is clearly higher than the Supreme Court. (Orlando Sentinel)
Looks like Boomer Esiason is set to replace Don Imus. (Page Six)
Ron Artest’s fat, delusional, NBA-summer league playing brother, Daniel Artest, talks to a blog. (DC Sports Bog)
A damn fine piece about enterting the world of journalism. (City)
Mike Piazza won’t pass judgment on Barry Bonds. (Beliefnet)
A look at how some sports movie tomboys have matured. (Winning the Turnover Battle)
Mike “Roll Tide!†Price has to deal with six of his UTEP players who were arrested at a nightclub for fighting. (Sports by Brooks)
Jenna Jameson really needs to quit it with the plastic surgery. (Hollywood Tuna)
DC United’s proposed new stadium looks swanky. (Bobby Boswell)
High praise for ABC’s NBA Finals announcing team. (ESPN.com)
Jeter could certainly use some of this in the second half. (Bugs and Cranks)
The cutie from Heroes (why is she dating that douche from Laguna Beach?) wears a bikini well. (World Celebrities)
These NCAA tournament bracket culture ideas are all the rage. (The Comtemptster)
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July 11th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
If GQ wanted to be the elite in scooping cover models, the next in line would HAVE to be Megam Fox over Jordana Brewster as she has the hottest movie out right now… and well, Jordana Brewster is hoping a Mr. and Mrs. Smith pilot picks up. GQ may be able to get away with a Hayden Pennetiere soon though as she is just about to turn 18 and is killing it, too.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Neifi Perez shouldn’t be on the All-Steroid team. He was caught with stimulants, not juice.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
“Bomer to replace Imus?”
Please… don’t EVER write something which could be construed as Chris Berman taking over a 4 hour talk show.
whewwww.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
My bad, JSF.
As for Fox … think they missed the boat with Transformers. But could you have predicted 3 months ago she’d be this huge. She is off the charts hot, but with all the tats gives off a sluttier vibe than Alba, Biel and Brewster.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Amazing how the entire world can hate Chris Berman, and he’s still on EVERY major ESPN telecast with the same tired shtick. He makes George Bush seem beloved.
Seeing a fucktard like 50 Cent with his pants falling off his ass and knowing that he is worth several hundred million dollars, makes me die a little bit inside. God bless suburban white kids.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I think he’s made more money off of Vitamin Water than suburban white kids.
Thanks Coke!
July 11th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
She’s not worthy.
July 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Those photos are actually from British GQ. American GQ itself did a smoking hot pictorial of Alba (different photos) the month before Biel’s own smoking hot GQ pictorial.
Just for, uh, clarification.
July 11th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Did you know 50 Cent was shot 9 times? That’s like amazing or something.
By the way, why does Jeff Pearlman always mention Barry Bonds? That article would have been just fine without the mention of his meal ticket. I like Pearlman, he just needs to relax his raging hard-on for Bonds’s chemical habits.
July 11th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Wow, I saw “Boomer” and I was afraid I was going to be hearing 3 hours of Berman in the morning if I ever hit the wrong button. Jesus what a scare.
July 11th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I’d like to thank myself for getting to the joke an hour late. Would someone please slit my throat?
July 11th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Jenna needs to stop banging Tito Ortiz; she doesn’t even remotely look like the star we all knew and loved.
July 11th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Dude, Fitty is out of control yoked. He would destroy poor lil’ Ms. Alba.
July 11th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
If the New York Post reported it, it HAS to be true.
*cough*
July 11th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Imus was completely irrelevent years before he came back into the national spotlight with his idiotic “nappy headed-hos” comment.
Any word on who might replace Patrick on ESPN Radio?
July 11th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Brett Boone has been added as the new second baseman to the All-Steroid Team…There have also been additions to the bench…
July 11th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Let’s see … Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, and Jordana Brewster. I guess the easiest way to get on the cover of GQ is to bang Derek Jeter.