Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly Celebrate the Yankees 27th World Series Title
Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball, College Football, Music, NBA November 5th. 2009, 6:30pm
Derek Jeter, after pouring champagne over the head of girlfriend Minka Kelly in the locker room following last night’s series-clinching victory, took the Friday Night Lights actress to 1Oak in New York City and partied with A-Rod and Kate Hudson, among others. Tonight, the ‘core’ of Jeter, Posada and Pettitte will be on Letterman. Schedule-makers everywhere must have known the Yankees would win in six and everyone would be too tired to stay up late Thursday – maybe that’s why there are only two NBA games tonight (both on TNT), and struggling Virginia Tech (again?) against East Carolina on ESPN.
In non-sports news, housewives everywhere are weeping over this development.
‘Till tomorrow, when Cap Rooney crosses over to the dark side – a movies post.
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November 5th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Another superb Friday Night Lights episode last night. Mainly because Minka Kelly wasn’t involved.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Why did the White Sox trade for Mark Teahan???
Anybody???
November 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
cause Kenny Williams isn’t a good GM.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Rogers Hornsby > Bruce Hornsby
November 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Thought it was pretty average.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Jim Kelly > Minka Kelly
November 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Abreu stayin in LA with the Angels.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
It was. I was just channeling my inner TBL by blindly praising anything I like.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Connie Britton and Kyle Chandler should both get Emmys. Although, I think it’s time for Saracen and Riggins to move on, the show as currently constituted doesn’t really have room for them anymore.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Why did the White Sox trade for Mark Teahan???
No clue. The Royals are happy they saved $4 M. Teahan is a good guy. Probably peaked as a ball player. However, he will probably be the next Raul Ibanez.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Saracen is a waste, but I think there is room for Riggins especially the way they’re going about it. I do like what they’ve done with the casting so far for the season.
SPOILER ALERT.
I think they’re venturing into Mighty Ducks territory though. Knuckle puck time.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Wow, what an idiot.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
UCLA needed a last second three to beat an NAIA team last night.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
“Last second” being used a little loosely, but still.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
What kind of team would lose to a Division 2 or NAIA school?
/runs away crying.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Parents PISSED at upcoming Gossip Girl episode.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I wonder if Minka let Jeter bareback it last night
November 5th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Yeah whore it up kids. i will pay to not have a girl.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
rs: Venturing into Mighty Ducks territory is only good.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
They’ve even got their own Banks.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Woman allergic to husbands sperm…
November 5th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I’ve been to that club. Its overrated. And somehow, knowing that the Yankees hang out at the same places I do makes them a little less cool.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
All A-Rod had to do was win a ring for Jeter to let him party in the same place. Touching.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Seconded
November 5th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Wow.
J-Roll says Phillies are still better than the Yankees.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Ken Rosensquirrel apparently showed up at 10ak with Morganna the Kissing Bandit. Total animal.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
i would pay good money to see bruce hornsby live
November 5th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I didn’t know he played for the Jets?!
All ARod needed to do was find his inner pirate.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Ryan Howard got it right:
“We got beat,” Howard said. “They were the better team. They outplayed us. You have to tip your hat to them.”
November 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Rollins seems like a punk bitch saying that especially after his dismal series. Have some class.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
At least Rollins gave credit to the Yankees. It’s not like he straight-up blasted them.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
He didnt straight-up blast them but to say “I still think we’re better than them” sounds like a whiny lil bitch to me.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Jeter’s outfit fit the occasion better than A-Rod’s.
/Tim Gunn’d
November 5th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Smoking Gunns > Tim Gunn
November 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Roy Williams is puzzled why Romo can’t throw him good, accurate passes like he does to everybody else.
What a fuckin moron.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
These Yankees photos are funny. Look at Jorge.
http://www.popsugar.com/6046286?page=0,0,19
November 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
I worked with some of the kids on that Concrodia team. They are the cream of the crop when it comes to NAIA, but shouldn’t be hanging with UCLA. Good pub for them though. The leading scorer of the game is a great kid, and could be playing D1, but chose to go to NAIA so he could be around a good coaching staff and win.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Maybe this figured if the WS went 7 games they didn’t want to go up against it. . .
November 5th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
NDdub … You should have gone one picture further. This might be one of the gayest (NTTAWWT) pictures I’ve seen.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
What does this even mean? There are no great D1 coaching staffs or winning teams that he could have played for?
November 5th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Did I just hear Mike Leach say “if you are down with the brothers like i am?”
November 5th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
It’s not like he could have gone to a big D1 school. It would have been a smaller one like in the Big West. They certainly wouldn’t have won as many games as Concordia will.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Silly “purple lip roid user.”
November 5th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
freak not user
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/11/500x_arod.jpg
November 5th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
ha, that army coward was a fucking pyschiatrist
November 5th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
So lincecum likes to smoke…who knew?
November 5th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
sparty – Just got a text that said he got busted.
Why does this not surprise me? He could’ve played a prominent role in Dazed and Confused with that hair and style.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
this whole thing is kinda pissing me off. i highly doubt a major in the army is gonna get picked on to the degree that i would cause him to shoot people. fucking shit.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I just read something that said he was getting deployed, and he didn’t want to go. Also, that he’d received at least one bad performance review when he was working at Walter Reed.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Is Rondoman doing his own version of pm round up in this thread?
November 5th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Sweet, I actually like Lincecum even more now.
Damn, wasn’t even driving all that douchey either, only 74 in a 60.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Is Rondoman doing his own version of pm round up in this thread?
He’s fired up, that’s for sure.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
well the army does have a conscientious objector process he could have went through to not go. and plus he wasnt gonna be kicking in doors and shit he was a doctor. he would have been in a nice air conditioned office opver there. this whole thing is just weird and fucking sad.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Yeahm Rondoman is going to town with the links. Where’s the hot chick photo that goes with the Roundup? Kate Hudson doesn’t count.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I agree that it’s fucked up beyond measure, and it’s super weird that two other dudes are being held as possible suspects when there are so far reports of only one shooter.
It’s also weird though, to be sending the psychiatrist to anywhere near the front, instead of stateside. The wife is a psychiatric NP in the Naval Reserve IRR, and they’re always wanting her to come back on, and go to someplace stateside.
It seems like there’s so many more uses for a psychiatrist here.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Rondo, you’re doing it all wrong.
Dirt, show rondo how to email any and all links to TBL.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
kate hudson looked good in MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL
November 5th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
check that — “There were several eyewitness accounts that there was more than one shooter,” he said.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
that’s pretty funny, since someone posted the link at my site about the story and said the samething.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Rondo, you’re doing it all wrong.
Dirt, show rondo how to email any and all links to TBL.
looks like Rondo is bucking for Sergeant at Armsm or at least into making TBL’s starting 9
November 5th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
not really. because soldiers go through shit over there like finding out their wife/husband is fucking around on them or some other shit and they need to talk to someone. so that isnt strange at all.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
there was like 10+ dudes in my unit that would meet with each other as a support group because their gf/wifes left them or fucked them over. no shit.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
What, no post for the NBDL Draft tonight?
November 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
never heard of a pyschiatrist being over there. i thought only chaplains were available
November 5th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
and also if you dont want the chance of going overseas i suggest you stay far away from the recruiter’s office. this isnt the fucking boyscouts.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Dirt, show rondo how to email any and all links to TBL.
The rejection gets to you after a while. For the past two days, I’ve just been crushed. Not so much as to pull a Rondoman, but still.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
That could possibly be the worst thing to happen to anyone. At war and your wife’s fucking around, i’d wanna kill someone or something.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
no post on who won the wnba lottery?
November 5th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
that scene in the book/movie jarhead comes to mind
November 5th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
This is what I was thinking. Get the fuck out of the Army if you’re not willing to be deployed.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
one gf moved a new bf in to one of my buddies house while he was gone and another just moved out of his house and left it completely empty. took the kids. every thing.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
definitely. its no Army Wives.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
why the hell is vatech playing on the road at east carolina
November 5th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
::replaces Mike Bell with Jamaal Charles from KC while squinting::
November 5th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
no shit.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
When my dad was in the Air Corps (back when it was part of the Army), he had saved up a little money, and his own mom cleaned him out.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Home and home.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
HAHA, the same thing happened to me but with a credit card.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Fucking moms.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
yeah. i was wondering why i couldnt buy a car when i got back. i was like, “shit, i was only a month late on my Dell payment.”
November 5th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
shit im just glad i had my payments and everything set up before i left. not that i dont trust my family but i will pay my own bills thank you very much. i dont want to take the chance that they pull the “well i was a little short on my rent so i just withdrew it from your acct. i will pay you back. i promise!” act. thankfully i dont have kids.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
off to the gym i go. someone let me know if im making a huge mistake putting jamaal charles in. i figured the jags have a shitty run defense…
November 5th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
This is in no way depressing.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
ha. i could tell you some stories that would leave you with no hope in women. you would think they are all cheating whores. but if you’re talking about the crazy fuck down in texas then yes you’re correct
November 5th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
This is in no way depressing.
The Yankees winning the WS is depressing? You’re finally coming around.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
This is verified fact.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I got an underage possession and a fake ID charge visiting East Carolina my freshman year of college. I barely remember it. Fuck that school.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has mailed a care package to some of the defensive players he’ll be facing on Sunday.
Ochocinco said today that he sent gift baskets containing deodorant to the Ravens’ secondary and to linebackers Terrell Suggs and Ray Lewis.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I got an underage possession and a fake ID charge visiting East Carolina my freshman year of college. I barely remember it.
I once went drinking at somewhere I later found out was Lehigh, and we were in some basement of some house drinking beers. I had just gotten a Leatherman for Christmas, and I was fidgeting with it. I used the pliers, and reached up and “bit” a Christmas light that was hanging from the ceiling and shocked the holy fuck out of myself, and collapsed on the floor.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I just took a piss here at work.
One question.
How the fuck do pubes get on top of the urinal??? WTF?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I know seven people who have been sent to either Iraq or Afghanistan. One was single, and four of them have been cheated on… that they know about.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
hahaha, that’s funny. Leathermans are beast.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
george muresan used that urinal, you should feel honored
November 5th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Someone’s getting stabbed.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
As for Timmy, if you’re drunk or smoking weed and your going 14 miles over the speed limit, I can’t help you, because you’re a moron.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
If our D shows up like last week, then hopefully we can accept the 15-yarder when either he goes across the middle and Ed Reed knocks him into next week, or Ray Lewis does this again (By the way, did Chad think he was gonna fuck Ray Lewis up? Really?). If we’re up enough, I’ll accept the charges.
Or just put in Frank Walker, the guy is a walking flag. Fucking release him, dammit.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Yeah, whenever I’ve been smoking and in transit, we’re going slow as Marcus Burnett.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Why don’t you guys want some great food?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
As much as I hate the cardinals, I really hope never to see pooholes connected to the roids
November 5th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Yeah, I’m a big Pujols fan. I pray he keeps himself clean.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Buckner, should McPhail make any FA pickups this offseason?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
When I smoked weed I would go 14 miles UNDER the speed limit.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I think I’d rather wait until next offseason for any moves. Lackey is the only name I’d like to see us get in the mix for, but I don’t want to pay what he’ll probably get, which I’ll guess will be 5yrs 80MM+. I think Josh Bell could be good at third, he finished on fire after coming over from LA, so I’d like to see him play at least half the season with the big club, maybe come up in June or something and play Wigginton there in the meantime. He’s been doing great in the Arizona Fall League. So has Snyder, who could be a good 1B, not sure yet on him. He’s been very good in AFL as well.
Personally, I’d rather wait a year, see how the kids do, then make some moves for the 2011 season. Probably a starter or a first baseman. We’ll have boatloads of money to spends, that’s for sure.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
CW spokesman Paul McGuire said the target audience for “Gossip Girl” is 18- to 34-year-old women, with a median viewer age of 27 years old.
I’m just saying.
/that’s a banning
November 5th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
That’s not surprising. Are there actually any guys that really watch that show?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Id love to see the Twins sign Lackey. A Lackey type guy is exactly the pitcher a small market team needs to overpay for.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
And TBL.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Is there a “big time” program that’s as consistently unimpressive as Virginia Tech?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Pretty sure that if it were on opposite the Super Bowl TBL would DVR the game…love how the PTC calls attention to things people wouldn’t have heard about in the first place
November 5th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Lackey is getting $100 million.
Fetch, do u not like him? I’d take him in a second. He rages. I like rage.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I’m a big Lackey fan, the only thing that concerns me is his injury history. I read that Steve Melewski compared Lacky to Guthrie’s 2007 & 2008 seasons saying how they were similar, which they were, but to think Guthrie is as good as Lackey is a joke. Guthrie is decent, but he ain’t Lackey.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Classic!!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
They’re really quite remarkable, I’ve been enjoying their work for, gosh, 12 years now? Where does the time go?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
maybe georgia
November 5th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Frank Beamer’s neck weirds me out.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I think Lackey would be good next year for the simple fact that he’d take a lot of pressure off the young guys in the rotation. Other than him, I agree that they should wait. There are too many unknowns right now to build around. It’s encouraging, though.
Snyder is at a make or break point. I saw he was hitting well in the AFL and was baffled. I’ve never been able to figure that guy out. Bell did impress in the short amount of time he was with bmore.
There’s a decent list of 2011 FA 1st basemen, probably the biggest need right now. We also have to consider the closer role, I don’t trust anyone we currently have with that.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
TSH: Lackey? I love him. If they Twins overpaid for him I wouldn’t be mad at all. He might not be the answer for a big market team, but small market teams need a guy who can be a horse.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Has Taguchi praised the Yanks yet? Waiting
November 5th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Does Auburn count as a big time program or do they just think they are?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I congratulated several times. And I picked them in five before the series. What do you want?
November 5th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Yeah, but at least Georgia can put together an offense without someone named “Vick” under center.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
I would LOVE for Pujols to get caught with roids.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Also, I think Illdelph will never be seen again because of my perceived plot to kill Ryan Howard.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
True, he would be good to have for the kids, and even for Guthrie for that matter. But yeah, another season to see how these kids shake out would be the best course of action.
I actually love Izturis as our SS. Big fan of him and his glove.
I was thinking the same thing with Snyder. If he doesn’t cut it this season I think he’s a goner, donzo. But Bell left me hopeful after his performance the last couple months.
And I agreed as far as closers go, I don’t trust Jim Johnson at all. I did, then he made me have a heart attack every time he made an appearance the last month of the season. Set-up guy, yeah, that worked. Closer? Don’t think he’s got it.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Normally I’d say it’s insane for a team that doesn’t have a realistic shot at contending to pay a guy, but there a are a bunch of “proven” closers that look like they’re going to market, if you can pick somebody up cheap it would make sense, otherwise its probably smart to just wait.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Joe Nathan for Brian Matusz. Done and done.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
trade for kerry wood
November 5th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Illadelph made only one appearance here that I can remember, kinda random.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
@BeadleFetch: I got ya now, wasn’t sure.
Last year against Boston when he ripped Pedroia for celebrating a double off the Monster that would’ve been an out in any other park won me over. He’s insane.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Romano.Bakula. wow what a fucking show this is gonna be
November 5th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
No way in holy hell, fetch.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
My bad Taguchi. Hadn’t seen that.
Invisible high five.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Congrats to you personally though Hernia, as you manage to subsume most of the qualities that make Yankees fans almost as vile as Red Sox fans, and so I you are the rare one I am genuinely happy for. Victory’s should be sweet.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
The only good thing about no baseball tonight is that I can watch the trifecta (the office, 30 Rock and It’s Always Sunny) without missing anything.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Joe Nathan for Brian Matusz. Done and done.
Want to get rid of Morneau?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
See, that’s why God created DVR.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Depends on who it’s for
November 5th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
DVR is right up there with cell phones and the internet as far as things I was perfectly happy without for years that were I to lose them now life would no longer be livable.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Still not doing Morneau for Matusz. ill, if you’re not aware, fetch wants to have Brian Matusz’s children.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
These recruiters need to stop pimping to these kids like it is. (except of course for the Marines, who always keep it real)
November 5th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
you can already tell taj gibson was a good draft pick. 10 year solid pro
November 5th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Oh good, mrejr gets angry when this is even hinted at, perhaps there shall be a ruckus.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
This goes with that of course.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I would be with on the DVR thing, but there aren’t enough shows on TV that I like (and even less shows that are on simultaneously) to warrant getting it.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
with you on the
November 5th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Taguchi that’s awesome, thanks
November 5th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
God nothing like “hot stove” talk the day after the exceedingly long baseball season ends.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Fetch: Luke Scott, Brad Bergeson (sp?), Jake Arrietta for Morneau and Blackburn
November 5th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
ill: suck my white cock
November 5th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Confirmed: Lou Holtz has been zapped by a shrinking gun.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
is this a compliment?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
The Bulls love the midrange jumpber..that’s for sure.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Ahhh, I love Bergeson, but I’d do that deal in a heartbeat. Good god.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
In fact, that deal would be a raping.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I’m sure most of the commenters on the Baltimore Sun website wouldn’t be able to understand what the fuck was wrong with the Twins not accepting it.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
as you manage to subsume most of the qualities that make Yankees fans almost as vile as Red Sox fans
didn’t know I was vile. Is that something I can wash off, or take a pill to get rid of, or am I stuck w/ it for life?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
@Cursed: It’s quite the scintilating buzz.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Probably not, sadly.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
It’s like herpes, jpq.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
That Cameron Diaz movie “The Box” would be a lot better if it was a documentary on the high top fade instead.
/http://www.dawg-pound.net/uploads/kidnplay.jpg
November 5th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Sorry, I can’t give you Matusz. But I’d be willing to part with Arrietta or Tillman… Throw in Felix Pie?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
While there is no known cure, it’s rumored that marrying a green eyed Chinese woman will lift the curse. I know what your saying, Chinese girls don’t have green eyes…
November 5th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
or a documentary on vaginas
November 5th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
It’s like herpes, jpq.
shit. I was afraid of that.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Pie, not him I’d trade for somebody. Tillman, I’d like to hold onto him. Him and Matusz I think should be made untouchable.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
is there a starting pg worse than mo williams?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Lou Williams.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
taguchi: during Hell Week in college, the pledges would get sent out for a scavenger hunt to get things on a list (bra signed by certain girl, something from this building, etc). All items had to be gotten in the correct order, and you couldn’t split up in teams (you know, the whole “work together as a team” shit).
One of the items was an Orange Crush bottle cap. However, in Indiana at the time, you could only get it in cans. Thus, the pledges could NEVER get all the items on the list, so they were fucked.
/I guess I should have just said you think I’m vile
November 5th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
anyone watching the office. Funniest episode yet.
/TBL’d
November 5th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
hah
November 5th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Ha Tampa…very good.
/hoping you don’t do the same for me and my obsession with Opie and Anthony, the Shield, Modern Family, and my hatred for Mike Breen.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
you were in a frat jpq? How stretched out is your butthole?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
the guy who they just found 11 bodies buried in his back yard-
November 5th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
taguchi: during Hell Week in college, the pledges would get sent out for a scavenger hunt to get things on a list (bra signed by certain girl,
There was a week of training for the would-be resident assistants. One fall, they decided to toss all the newbies into trunks, and drive them to a local dam. One of the girls lost her keys and she made a big fuss, that no more off sites training was allowed
November 5th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Awww JPQ you know I’d congratulate you if the Red Sox won something. And Fetch Frats are a fun and exciting way to spend your time. I joined one when I was a young man and no doubt would have continued in their service if Mizzou hadn’t politely told me to leave.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
FUCKING YES! +1
November 5th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
you were in a frat jpq? How stretched out is your butthole?
I’ll have you know I did the stretching
/NTTAWWT
the best was the APhiA black fraternity. You knew it was their hell week when you’d hear the guys screaming, then the door would fly open and the pleadge would be running like Usain Bolt down the street. The brothers (fraternity) would give each guy a 15 second head start, then they went after the guy. Once they got him, they took him up to the golf course & would brand them on their arm at a bonfire.
/fucking crazy
November 5th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Once they got him, they took him up to the golf course & would brand them on their arm at a bonfire.
forgot to add, like this
November 5th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
jpq- My cousin pledged Alpha at Michigan. He told me some fucked up stories.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Fraternity life is necesarry, if only for the intriguing license to be an arrogant prick.
Next best thing to being in the big leagues.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
November 5th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Cricket
November 5th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
hernia: I guess I scared all these youngins away with my scary monster stories
November 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I think it was the ahole stretching/tearing jpg.
/ouch
November 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Apparently. Maybe doing a sport that sucked up most of my energy and time kept me out of the whole frat thing. Frats weren’t very well liked at my school. Though, I did still find time to drink far more than could be considered healthy.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
MLB Network doing their closing highlight reel set to Nas. Unexpected and genius.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
John Bonham feels your pain.
November 5th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
steve nash looks more like kelly leak than kelly leak does
November 5th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Billy: I played on a sports team in college also. We had 2 hoops guys, 3 football guys, 6 swimmers and myself and another guy on the golf team.
I think it’s just a generational thing. My son is 18 and a sophmore and HATES fraternity guys like the plague, and I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. Three guys were in my wedding and are still great friends of mine, and I still email/talk once in a while to about 10 guys, even after all the years.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Wow this Columbus crew crowd is going nuts against Salt Lake
/TBL
November 5th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Anybody else listen to Davy Knowles and Back Door Slam? Davy Knowles is ABSURD. Him and John Butler are far and away my favorite musicians at the moment, although Butler has been for like 5-6 years. Butler is just awesome.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Yeah, I pretty much hate frats, too. You’re right with it be generational. A large contingent of the frat guys I know now are epic tools and douchebags.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
see where they say that Army shooter guy didn’t die…yet
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33678801/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
November 5th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
One thing about frats though, it’s guaranteed opportunities to meet lots and lots of drunk girls in perfect, tailor made settings.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
genius?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Sadly, that’s true. Last time I was in a frat, my buddy and I literally got thrown out. Like physically picked up and thrown onto the sidewalk. Good times. Kutztown frats fucking blow.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Yeah, that’s a good point. I was 19 at the start of freshman year.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
fixed
November 5th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
just once i want them to cut to mike brown when hes not spitting in a cup
November 5th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
The Cavs look like they’re nowhere near the level they’ll need to be at to contend.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
I agree. Of course, there’s like 76 games left to get into form, but they need work. GET RUDY GAY.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Just saw Yankee highlights again. Started impromptu standing ovation in bar.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
my expectations are pretty low this year
November 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I was cool with Hernia. No longer.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
My son is 18 and a sophmore
genius?
he did HS in 3 yrs
November 5th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I think one of the guys who works here took my medicine out of my bag cuz he probably thought it’d get him high, well, enjoy that asshole. It will do nothing for you.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Ha! Buckner, that rules.
Sorry, its just been a great day. There’s no player I like more than Mariano Rivera, and seeing him celebrate so genuinely is just awesome.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Hernia, you’re breaking character far too often recently for my liking.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Did LeBron get benched? If so that would be the first time ever. Seriously.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
If they bench him, that’s an automatic loss. I remember seeing the +/- for when he is and isn’t in the game, and it was high comedy.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Did LeBron get benched? If so that would be the first time ever. Seriously.
maybe he needed a little time on the bench to get with the rest of the Bronettes and lay out out some new killer dance moves for the next alley oop he throws down
November 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I hate cats, but I am going to get one just so I can put kitten mittens on it.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Well it actually makes sense that their +/- would be so bad (besides the obvious). When do they ever get the chance to really gel without him on the floor? There’s no set time for him to rest..and there’s no set lineup without him out there.
Bron Bron has also played no defense to speak of..which has been the case almost in every game so far (with the exception of the Boston game).
November 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
bulls are already in the bonus and all they do is take jump shots
November 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
@Cursed: That’s a valid point.
On a related note, I’ve just hijacked the Mutt Cuts Mobile with Brad Lohaus.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Wow Miller is making Shaq look like he’s 25 on defense.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
True Duder, but they’ve been quicker to the ball, which has caused the slow Cavs to foul.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
the fouls were legit. more commenting on the cavs lazy reach in defense
November 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Yeah Duder, terrible. They’re not buying into his defense anymore..and it all starts with LeBron (and slow Shaq..although he’s been there with help today at least).
November 5th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Hernia, get on the screengrab. Right when they showed Piven, some guy with a weird eyebrow tumor was showing off his deformed mug. Eww.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Brad Miller is an epic mess.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
tried to trip lebron? really?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Nasty hesitation by Rose. Wow.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
i hate mo williams. like that block cursed?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Nasty block for LeBron..first defensive play of the night. Also hits the big three. (no more though, please..go to the basket).
November 5th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
and he kept it in bounds!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
i blame lebron for passing to mo there because he knows mo is going to shoot and miss
November 5th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Duder if the season were to end tonight (many people wish it would), Kobe is the defensive player of the year and it’s not even close. 16 steals in five games, and he’s been locking guys down on teh ball.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Haha Duder. He must have read my article
November 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
How did the Bulls even muster 86 points?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
did i mention how much i fucking hate mo williams
November 5th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Deng got by Bron there, just not used to taking a shot inside of 18 feet.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
looked like it hit the rim
November 5th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
owned. go bulls.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
at least he went to the basket. I can’t believe that just happened.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Texts from Last Night is an incredibly hilarious website. I’m really entertained.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Noah has verticality there. He can jump straight up into the air..LeBron invaded his space. Right call there.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
that act job at the end of the play is hilarious in slow-mo. initial foul call could go either way though- he throws his elbow into noah, soooo let me just say I’m amazed that was a no call.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Think this is on Brooke Hundley’s Christmas list?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
right call but lebron continues to be the only superstar ive ever seen not get the 50/50 calls
November 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
cursed always says it best.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Hey, LeBron didn’t storm off the court like a bitch tonight! He stayed to complain to the refs instead!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
It’s past your bedtime
November 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I had never thought of this comparison until I read this. They look identical…crazy.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Almost Friday, almost Friday, almost Friday…so close to freedom.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Is anyone else surprised Delonte West is allowed to play b’ball by the Cavs or the league? Do you really want a guy charged with felony counts of weapons possessions and diagnosed bipolar disorder representing your league. Can you imagine if there was an incident from this point on given what we know about his background?
November 6th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Yeah, Delonte is fucked. My dad (and me, but he does it for a living) in involved in the Gun Violence Prevention movement, and from what he’s been able to hear about it, Delonte is screwed. But of course he’s still playing.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Elizabeth Mitchell on Kimmel
November 6th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Is anyone else surprised Delonte West is allowed to play b’ball by the Cavs or the league?
Yes
November 6th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Is today a holiday?
November 6th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Is today a holiday?
cj: It’s “There’ll be a million douchebags in the Canyon of Heroes Day”
November 6th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Oh right, its parade day. Some douchebag called into Philly radio this morning to brag about how he drove down to Philly to greet the Phillies players as they arrived home from the game so he could gloat to them. Such gracious winners.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Oh right, its parade day. Some douchebag called into Philly radio this morning to brag about how he drove down to Philly to greet the Phillies players as they arrived home from the game so he could gloat to them. Such gracious winners.
If I were Ryan Howard, I would have given that guy a wood shampoo with my Louisville Slugger. At least that way, he would have made some solid contact against the Yankees in the WS.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:35 am
You wanted Howard to slap him with his dick?
November 6th, 2009 at 8:36 am
new post is up.
roundup at 9.
sorry for the late start