Shaq Cheating With Gilbert Arenas’ Girl
Athlete Wives, NBA November 5th. 2009, 5:29pm
According to Young, Black and Fabulous* Shaquille O’Neal has been cheating on his wife with another woman. That woman is supposedly Agent Zero’s fiance. Let’s go to Young, Black and Fabulous for the deets – Gossip Girl style! -
Said source tells YBF that they have run across emails regarding a secret sexual relationship between Shaq and Wizards baller Gilbert Arenas’ finace Laura Govan. And Laura is actually friends with Shaunie. Drama!
Allegedly, Laura and Shaq have been friends in public…and more than friends in private…for the past 5 years. Supposedly they’ve been flying to each others’ towns and meeting up at different events. They even allegedly spent time together last Christmas when Shaq was still playing in Phoenix. Laura just so happened to be there “visiting her sister”.
Um… So that happened? Young, Black and Fabulous has watermarked copies of the e-mails which are short and full of poor grammar. And if you have any doubts that the e-mails are really Shaq’s, well, his name is in a couple of “TO:” fields. So there.
*That was my nickname in college. True story.
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November 5th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
This is a great strategery by Shaq.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
suck my ass wizards
November 5th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
bsanders: marlin jackson out for the year.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Best post of the day.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Shaq has and is certainly and equal opportunity breeder.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I love it how the Wizards hate the Cavs so much, but the Cavs could really give a fuck less about their irrelevant asses. Attaboy Shaq
November 5th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
With Shaq knockin a whole in that for 5 years, agent 0 must think he’s got a huge dick.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
The question is, what wife isn’t Shaq plugging?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I don’t want to tj the best post of the day, but the Marlins traded Jeremy Hermida to the Red Sox. Yet another good acquisition by Theo
November 5th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
If anyone asks her how his ass tastes, I hope she says she doesn’t know and isn’t lying.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
lol groin +1
beadle: Did the Marlins get anybody back worthwhile? or was it for a bag of balls and 25 new shiny bats?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
at least someone was smart enough to request the msgs be erased….
November 5th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
for minor league lefthanded pitchers Hunter Jones and Jose Alvarez.
Since it’s the Marlins I assume those are two future all stars. Marlins weren’t paying Hermida in arbitration either way I don’t think, so this was probably a try to get anything you can for him before he bolts trade.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I am beginning to think he wasn’t focused on basketball here in Phoenix
November 5th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
taguchi: thx
just went to the Herald and all they had was this…
The MArlins have just announced that outfielder Jeremy Hermida has been traded to the Boston Red Sox for left-handed pitchers Hunter Jones and Jose Alvarez.
No surprise at all that Hermida was dealt.
Jones, a 25-year-old native of Palm Beach Gardens, made 11 relief appearances for the Red Sox last season, allowing 13 earned runs over 12 2/3 innings for a 9.24 ERA.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I’m guessing everybody heard what happened at fort hood? terrible stuff
November 5th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
was this for an episode of Shaq Vs.?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Alvarez, 20, went 9-4 with a 2.26 ERA in Single-A.
Apparently this guy might have a bit of upside from what I’m reading. Sometimes I think the Red Sox believe they have an unlimited number of roster spots.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I’m guessing everybody heard what happened at fort hood? terrible stuff
BREAKING NEWS: NBC News — Official IDs a shooter as Army Major Malik Nadal Hasan
awful! I hadn’t even heard
November 5th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Not that I don’t agree with Fetch that this is yet another smart, low risk move.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Arenas is an idiot. “Visiting her sister”? That’s always been code for I am going to get fucked by someone else.
I’m sure he’ll also believe his kid when he hears “I’m holding it for a friend”.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Not that I don’t agree with Fetch that this is yet another smart, low risk move.
probably take Kotsay’s spot? Is he still even there?
November 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I did hear that Shaq’s favorite ABC show was “Wife Swap”.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
PL StabbinKabin…
This is a mighty strange way to show that you don’t care about a team…
November 5th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
White Sox now. He’s taking the Baldelli “this guy used to have a ton of upside” spot. Heyman twittered that he could be insurance in case they don’t sign Holliday/Bay, but I can’t imagine them actually going into next season with him as the starter.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/11/i_thought_the_cavs_dont_care_a.html
November 5th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
its pathetic
November 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
No, it’s just that i know LeBron is gone next year, I don’t think we got what it takes this year. I always said i didn’t know how i felt about the Shaq signing, but at least it was gonna be interesting year and it’s starting early. Cleveland sports are a joke and nothing seems to shock me anymore. Plus, what did i say that would give you the assumption that i don’t care about the Cleveland Cavaliers…..because i think its funny that Shaq is fucking Arenas’ fiance?
November 5th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I hate shaq so god damn much, just because he always gets a fucking free pass on shit like this.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
So Shaq sleeps around?!
/faints
November 5th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Stabbin,
I was referencing this quote “I love it how the Wizards hate the Cavs so much, but the Cavs could really give a fuck less about their irrelevant asses.”
Yet they had a text poll on their local broadcast which asked “Which Wizard player do you hate the most.”
November 5th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
ohh my bad, i see. the local media wants us to think the Cavs hate the wizards, but i’m not fooled because the distaste this team has for Boston and Orlando far outweighs that of the Wizards
November 5th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
that was weird oi bro, and why would arenas be disliked? but even the writer who posted that summed it up pretty well
November 5th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I would agree that the “hatred” is comes more from the Washington side, although the Cavs fans were definitely riding Deshawn Stevenson last night… who may also be the worst shooting guard in the league.
This won’t be a true rivalry until the Wiz become relevant again.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Terrible grammar on the previous post notwithstanding.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
“Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced!”
…or maybe you kept cheating on your wife.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Man, to be an athelete. I was watching a Mike Tyson doccumentary from like 1994 recently, and I remember his bodyguard or chauffeur saying that there’d be atleast a minimum of 200 girls that gave him thier numbers on a daily basis.
Case in point – if you are big and have lots of money, women will fuck you no matter what you look like.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Yet they had a text poll on their local broadcast which asked “Which Wizard player do you hate the most.”
Exactly.
i’m not fooled because the distaste this team has for Boston and Orlando far outweighs that of the Wizards
What about the distaste of actually living in the city of Cleveland?
November 5th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
who may also be the worst shooting guard in the league.
truth
November 5th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Its an odor so pungent it hangs over the city like a cloud of pollution.
Love DeShawn, he’s like a real life version of the tough kids that beat up the fresh prince.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
not saying its right but i have a general dislike for ugly people. therefore i do not like deshawn.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Well Shaq is winning in that game but the Cavs just dropped a game to the Bulls.
Guess he’ll have someone to comfort him when he gets home though. So it’s all good.