Fridays with Artie Lange
Artie Lange's Football Picks, NFL November 6th. 2009, 4:30pm
Artie Lange is one of our favorite comedians. He’s hilarious on the Howard Stern show, and even if you don’t have Sirius, then you’re probably familiar with his work on Letterman, Conan, Beer League, or, perhaps most famously, the Joe Buck Show. We spoke to him in August about an idea that would blend two of his great passions: Sports and picking games. So each Friday this season, he’ll pick three NFL locks.
Last week: 0-3 (mired in for 1-8 funk)
Season to date: 12-12
Philadelphia Eagles -3 at home against Dallas.
Green Bay Packers -9.5 at Tampa Bay.
Detroit Lions +10 at Seattle.
Artie will be at the Beacon Theater in New York for the New York Comedy Festival Nov. 6th.
We’ll end this post with a line Norman Chad always applied to his picks column: These picks are for recreational purposes only and should not be used as the basis for any actual cash wager.
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November 6th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
He was funnier on Fallon.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Scoresman got a tattoo.
/Miss listening to Stern in the morning.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Why do I get the impression that Artie could care less about this post. I get the feeling that each week you have to email him two or three reminders before he sends you his “oh what the heck, here goes” picks.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Hehe.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Any truth that Stern may be returning to regular (terrestrial?) radio after his gig with Sirius is up?
When I worked 3rd shift I used to listen to him every morning on my way home and then when I got home. Miss those days.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
i won’t touch a jacksonville or seattle game again this year.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
no way in hell, Rondoman. no way. When his contract is up after next year, he’s done.
/don’t even wanna think about it.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
i love how this is being buried on fridays now.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
H
November 6th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I would have typed the whole word “Ha” but I wanted to keep in the spirit of the post.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Oh. That sucks. Was hopin he’d be back so I could listen again.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I think this is the first week that Artie Lange didn’t pick the Giants as one of his three. I’m also sad how sure I am about that.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I am not sure the 1-8 has anything to do with Artie’s “funk”…
November 6th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Margaret Cho > Artie Lange
November 6th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Carrot Top > Artie Lang at this point.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Hell, who isn’t > Artie with this continued effort???
November 6th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
phatjohnsn was referencing the fine folks over at Maginiblog, I believe.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
a one cheek sneak fart>artie
November 6th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Maggs in here bustin major balls
November 6th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
i laughed my ass off at detroit ryans
November 6th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
oh artie, you’ve done it again.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
i followed artie’s example and mailed in my comment to tbl. he is gonna post it next friday.
November 6th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I think the best part of this is that TBL hasn’t changed his post write-up either. It’s a mail-in of a mail-in
/NTTAWWT
November 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
/fixed
November 6th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
damn, just kill this thing already. or just hide it as a comment in TBL latenight on saturdays, it’s worth just about as much.
/like everything else about the site, except this recurring post.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Not true only bc Artie doesn’t have email.