Matt Leinart had a bowling party in LA, and invited his boys TO and Andy Roddick … Stuart Scott was scheduled to talk about global warming at the University of Hawaii, which would be like Brian Urlacher hosting a seminar on text message etiquette … President George Bush watches Baseball Tonight, and admits to missing Harold Reynolds … you’re probably sick of us shoving Kim Kardashian down your throats, but holy smoke does she look insanely hot here … rarely do you see the Spurs getting ripped off in a deal, but they let Argentenian monster Luis Scola go to Houston for nothing … another bandwagon you need to board is the Hilary Duff one that’s leaving port any moment now …

The Beckhams have arrived. (Page Six)

To try to get you to watch that Who’s Now crap, ESPN is bringing in Jessica Biel. Many of you have wondered why we haven’t written about it, and other than killing Wilbon for getting roped into this garbage, we really hope if we avoid talking about it, you will too. (Awful Announcing)

Headline of the week: Joey Crawford’s back, Tim Duncan better watch his laughing. (Stop Mike Lupica)

A great photo of Pacman Jones riding a cow. (Cousins of Ron Mexico)

Did you know the World Championship for American football was happening? (IFAF World Cup)

Twnety-five truly great Rickey Henderson stories. (100 percent injury rate)

Mitch Mustain talks to the media, but you know his mom sat in on the interview. (LA Times)

Trying to nickname Oden. We nominate ‘Pops.’ (Mac G’s World)

Is Mark Cuban dumb enough to pursue Steve Francis? (Pig Pen)

Interesting story about soccer and a civil war in Africa. (Fanhouse)

Pretty weak Top 10 list of the best college football programs in the last decade. (Loser with Socks)

Mocking Bud Selig never gets old. (Foul Balls)

Be careful when you take photos of women at amusement parks. (KC Channel)

Did Sports Illustrated mix up Tim Brown and Desmond Howard? (The Realests)