Sammy Sosa’s New Face
College Football, Former Athletes, Halloween November 7th. 2009, 9:59am
This photo was posted on SI.com yesterday; there is no indication that it was in any way doctored. His lady friend’s breasts? That’s another story. We’re punting on the roundup and ballin’ this weekend.
If you’re looking for early morning laughs, this should do the trick: Boise State 45, Louisiana Tech 35. The Bulldogs were just 3-5. And the Broncos want to know why they’re disrespected?
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November 7th, 2009 at 10:01 am
He fucking “Joker-ed” himself. Awesome.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:05 am
They fucking beat Oregon. Period.
Your “disrespect” is about as valid as your wide receiver “eye test.”
/not angry at TBL–not looking forward to LSU/Bama today
November 7th, 2009 at 10:06 am
They fucking beat Oregon. Period.
This.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:11 am
They played a WAC team on the road, and won by double digits. (Similar to what Oregon did, except Oregon played a WAC team on the road and lost by double digits)
November 7th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Did Sammy Sosa, among other things, have his face whitened? Look at this picture of Sammy Sosa. He’s way, way, darker.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:13 am
No. Dirtheavy. Oregon’s gonna put up 64 points against another mediocre Pac 10 team soon, so they’re obviously better, and the head to head doesn’t matter.
/Oklahoma’d
//Ten times on a neutral field’d
November 7th, 2009 at 10:18 am
My favorite of the current arguments is that Oregon would absolutely crush Boise NOW, because they’re better.
Stupid college football. And all these yahoos with a favorite team that plays in a big boy conference (or a certain 2 loss, not so hot major independent with a sweet BCS exemption) spend all week reminding you and me how much Boise sucks, because they play a shitty schedule.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I think half of what TBL says is just to generate controversy/comments. He can’t possibly believe it. As for Sammy, my God…
November 7th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Could you imagine if they did this in other leagues?
“Sorry, Denver Broncos. We know you’re 12-4 and beat the 11-5 Patriots. We’re giving the Patriots your first round bye because we all know if you played the Patriots in December instead of October, the Patriots would have won.”
November 7th, 2009 at 10:25 am
that better be make up
November 7th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Could you imagine if they did this in other leagues?
If Miami miraculously makes the AFC playoffs, they’re going to award their spot to the Jets, who were clearly better in both of those games.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:26 am
im an idiot. i decided to eat ice cream this morning for some odd reason and then randomly i decided to go for a run. dont try this at home kids.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:26 am
+1. love the smart ass comments
November 7th, 2009 at 10:28 am
I just ate three doughnuts and have to do do five miles this afternoon. I hope to Christ I shit it out first.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:29 am
i believe you run how you eat. you eat like shit , you run like shit.
anyway, have a nice day everyone.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:30 am
The NFL isn’t exactly infallible here, though. Otherwise the 12-4 Colts who beat San Diego in San Diego wouldn’t have had to go to 8-8 San Diego for the playoffs. And their overtime sucks, too.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:32 am
It’s so schizophrenic. In college basketball, they’ll put a 17-14 team in the tournament because they beat a Kansas team that was missing two starters in mid-November. But in college football, that first-week doesn’t count if the team that loses looks good at the end of the season.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:36 am
well Gen. Casimir Pulaski finally became a U.S. citizen…shew! good thing we got THAT over now we can …i dont know maybe concentrate on the jobless situation in america and other important issues.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:36 am
But at least in the NFL there is a universally-accepted protocol. It’s not just like they just decided to do that. It’s not like they play the regular season and then ignore the standings and put whomever they want in the playoffs and seed them any way they choose.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
I doubt Sammy had his face whitened. Lots of black people look lighter in photos if the flash times just right/wrong.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I doubt Sammy had his face whitened. Lots of black people look lighter in photos if the flash times just right/wrong.
And I know Sammy is Latin,,, please don’t make this a race war. Thanks.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Boise struggles with La Tech - still awesome and deserve high ranking.
Iowa struggles a bit with Indiana but wins going away - shitty team.
And I’m supposed to take all of you Boise vs Oregon opinions seriously? Ha.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:57 am
the 100K+ photos taken of Sammy Sosa disagree with you.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:02 am
If Boise State was one of the “chosen” (aka–BCS) teams, we’d be getting a flurry of articles in the next 24 hours talking about how the close victory was a “learning experience” and how they “persevered under pressure” and so on. That’s what I don’t like.
But it’s Boise State, and the story is “fraud city” and “USC would beat Louisiana Tech by 11 touchdowns” and so forth.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am
he reminds me of danny glover at the end of predator 2
November 7th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I almost forgot. Jimmy Fucking Clausen is going to win a Heisman for wins like this.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
That photo terrifies me.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:11 am
La Tech never had a 3rd qtr lead or points taken away by Big Ten replay officials intent on keeping an unbeaten team in the conference.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:22 am
After seeing that pic of Sosa, I am now terrified about ever taking steroids of growth hormone. Beesbol been very very hard on Sosa’s face.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Personally I think Boise State is a better team than TCU. I also think Boise has a better quality victory (Oregon) than either Iowa or Cincinnati has. However, both Iowa and Cincinnati have played more quality opponents and deserve to be ranked ahead of boise. But NO way should any 1 loss team be ranked a head of an undefeated Boise, TCU, Iowa, or Cincinnati team.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I don’t think this will even remotely happen, but if LSU beats #1 and #2 over the next month, they deserve it.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am
@Jay: I don’t expect LSU to beat both Alabama and Florida, but whatever causes the most chaos in the BCS is a-okay with me.
/Hoping for some kind of match-up that would make advertisers cringe (and thus put more pressure on the BCS): some combo of: TCU, Boise State, Iowa, Cincinnati.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Holy Toledo. Sammy is fucking terrifying.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Jay, I honestly think your kids pull the upset today. Looking forward to a great game.
And as far as Sammy’s gf, those babies are corked.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
NDub- You said it brother. I should have never clicked on it. Its as scary as Michael Jackson.
November 7th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
fantastic!
November 7th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I had no idea Sammy Sosa was originally a Jackson brother…