Sammy Sosa’s Bleached Face: “rejuvenation process for his skin”
Former Athletes November 8th. 2009, 11:19am
Sammy Sosa’s bleached skin was so shocking that it zipped around the internet at warp speed. The Chicago Tribune explored the situation, and spoke to a former Cubs employee who is friendly with Sosa: “He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin, … Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting … He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, ‘If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.’ [Trib]
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November 8th, 2009 at 11:20 am
it is fuckin’ scary, he looks like a ghost.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:22 am
look at his eyes man. It’s disgusting.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/What-in-the-name-of-Michael-Jackson-is-up-with-S?urn=mlb,200803
November 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am
I’ll just mark this down as another victory for the Cardinals over the Cubs.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:27 am
his chin does not look remotely rejuvenated. It looks the opposite of that. I guess dejuvenated.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Sure are a lot of Angelina Lively’s on this site
November 8th, 2009 at 11:40 am
is the process similar to when a lady rejuvenate her vajayjay?
November 8th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Sosa looks like death. They took an extremely unattractive dude and made him look like a clown.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Sosa looks like death. They took an extremely unattractive dude and made him look like a clown.
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unattractive pale dudes, maybe he can join the duke basketball team.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Is this what rich people do when they’re retired?
November 8th, 2009 at 11:48 am
well played, LW012
November 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Is this what rich people do when they’re retired?
It’s not like he was going on the lecture circuit. There’s nothing to do all day but look in the mirror and wish.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am
He looks great!
/Stephanie Phillips
November 8th, 2009 at 11:50 am
He is way too good of an athlete to ever go to duke. We only recruit tall skinny crackers that like to jack the three.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:55 am
you think he’d get that Ryan Howard starter set beak fixed before trying to look more white
/Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon