blake-lively-on-a-GG-mondayThat’s Blake Lively, see more here … the impending shortage of doctors … if the goal is suicide, why swim after you jump off a bridge? … in the gutter, out of the gutter, picking up the spare … attempting a drive-by, forgetting to roll down the window … man steals car to get to court date – which was for auto theft … best political quote of the week, courtesy of Minnesota’s Tim Pawlenty … original LT arrested for leaving the scene of an accident … in-depth look at the Ft. Hood shooter

Chris Douglas-Roberts of the Nets has swine flu. (Star-Ledger)

Jahvid Best of Cal was released from the hospital last night. If you haven’t seen The Video, go here. Best won’t play Saturday vs. Arizona. (SF Chronicle)

Since the Redskins fans can’t bring their negative signs to home games, they took them to Atlanta this weekend. (DC Sports Bog)

San Diego State athletic director was boffing a married woman, and having trysts with her on the school’s dime. (Union Trib via Deadspin)

The upcoming football movie “Blind Side” looks good; Joe Theisman won’t watch the replay of his career-ending injury. (LA Times)

Here’s hoping the SEC Championship game isn’t decided by the zebras … who blew a pretty bad call in the fourth quarter of the LSU-Alabama game. (Yahoo)

If you missed the Allen Iverson departure over the weekend, get caught up here. (Commercial Appeal)

File this away for anybody thinking about Yankee title No. 28: Fatigue. (NY Post)

Listen as George O’Leary, the UCF coach, tries to boot reporter – who was right! – from a post-game presser. (Orlando Sentinel)

Stephen Jackson’s agent rips Golden State coach Don Nelson, says, “No one trusts him.” It’s true. (ESPN)

Days before his debut as a college basketball coach, Isiah Thomas’s mother had a heart attack. (Fox Sports)

Next year’s season with the Dodgers is unlikely to be Joe Torre’s last. (Simers)

Taylor Swift turned in a great monologue on SNL.

People with too much time on their hands.