The Roundup: S*it My Dad Says Gets a TV Deal, Tim Tebow vs. Brett Favre for SI Sportsman of the Year
College Basketball, College Football, NBA, NFL, Soccer, Twitter, Video November 10th. 2009, 8:30am
Emmanuelle Chriqui … 15 questions from a Google interview … SUV hits elephant in Oklahoma … man calls police to report his weed was stolen, forgets his address … Miss England is a brawling beauty queen … Myspace is a dumpster firing, blowing a million bucks a month on empty office space … comedian Katt Williams jailed on burglary charges … Steven Tyler quit Aerosmith … always thought Marla Sokoloff was hot - now she’s married …
Tracy McGrady is targeting a Nov. 18 return, but the Rockets GM said not so fast, my friend. (Yahoo, Chronicle)
One vote for Tebow as the SI Sportsman of the year. Favre will get plenty, as well. (SI)
Evan Turner of Ohio State recorded the second triple-double in school history - 14 points, 17 rebounds, 10 assists - in a season-opening win. (Dispatch)
From twittering to a TV show. Yup, really. (Shit My Dad Says)
David Beckham has won over LA Galaxy fans! (NYT)
The NCAA’s inconsistencies continue: Why does WVU recruit Deniz Kilicli have to sit out 20 games while Kentucky’s John Wall only misses two? (College Hoops Daily)
Frame-by-frame breakdown of DeAngelo Hall vs. Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith. Kind of shoots a hole in Hall’s tough words Sunday. (Bog)
Seth Davis adds a great nugget on Makhtar Ndiaye, who is in Israel to help Jeremy Tyler: Once, Ndiaye got a 5-second inbounds call in an NBDL game because he was waving to a friend in the crowd. What a great influence. (SI)
Sounds like the Gonzaga-Texas scrimmage will be better than any regular season college hoops game this week. (Andy Katz)
For Entourage fans.
Turn back the clock: Don Imus vs. Mike Francesa. In Part I, Imus trashes Francesa. In part II below, Francesa calls in. (via Bob’s Blitz)
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November 10th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Ndiaye got a 5-second inbounds call in an NBDL game because he was waving to a friend in the crowd
sounds like something I would do………If I had friends.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:35 am
comedian Katt Williams jailed on burglary charges
nice mug shot Katt
Once, Ndiaye got a 5-second inbounds call in an NBDL game because he was waving to a friend in the crowd. What a great influence
TBL is killing this guy. two days in a row
November 10th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Deangelo hall drives me crazy. He should just be an amazing corner I don’t understand why he is so bad sometimes. And he runs his mouth way too much
November 10th, 2009 at 8:36 am
um…
/runs
November 10th, 2009 at 8:38 am
You are incorrect sir. Never hot. End of discussion. Good day.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Marla Sokoloff was in one of the worst/best tv movies in recent memory–”Meteor” from earlier this year. Worst/best meaning it was SO BAD it was actually quite entertaining.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:41 am
according to my facebook, i have 243 friends. i think i may actually talk to 10% of them.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:41 am
The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky they’re going to put WVU on probation.
/Tarkanian’d
November 10th, 2009 at 8:43 am
In his defense, he’s really not much of a comedian
November 10th, 2009 at 8:46 am
I can answer one of those google questions correctly, but most of them make me want to tear my hair out.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:46 am
according to my facebook, i have 243 friends. i think i may actually talk to 10% of them.
I did a big deletion on my facebook a week ago. I don’t think any of the “victims” even noticed.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:47 am
it was uncomfortable watching George Constanza in that trash…must not have gotten the same deal seinfeld got for syndication
November 10th, 2009 at 8:49 am
on a similar note i love going through the phone book on my cell and deleting names who i dont talk to or changing their caller id to “dont answer”
November 10th, 2009 at 8:50 am
can i get some backup on Sokoloff?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPd6nLZGAiU
November 10th, 2009 at 8:50 am
How can shit my dad says be successful on CBS? The profane shit is what makes it funny.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am
This slideshow is pretty sick.
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=1100714&icid=autos_1018>1=22007#1
November 10th, 2009 at 8:55 am
That Google test made my head hurt. Thanks TBL, I was on a high from kicking ass last night on “Teen Jeopardy”.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Yes please
+10×10x10×10x10~
November 10th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Totally agree mmonast–when I saw him I couldn’t believe he had sunk so low
November 10th, 2009 at 8:57 am
I used to think Marla Sokoloff was hot on the Practice, and in Dude, where’s my car. Tiny, nice skin, big knockers. Not exactly Lacey Chabert, but pretty hot.
I guess if you didn’t think she was hot, you’d say she was a tiny, chubby little thing.
Anyway, I’m an old pervert with low standards.
November 10th, 2009 at 8:59 am
@TBL, Sokoloff is cool–I liked her in “Maneater” with the Scrubs girl.
Can’t really comment on her “hotness”
November 10th, 2009 at 9:00 am
@Dirt–is that Grady in your avatar? AWESOME!!!
November 10th, 2009 at 9:00 am
James Franco got her in her prime.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Modern Warfare 2 today, should have called in sick.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:00 am
i thought marla sokoloff was hotter than jennifer garner in dude, wheres my car.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Man, that WFAN CBS station must have just been one huge pile of assholes. The only person likeable back then on that channel must have been Steve Somers. I dont think Beningo had his overnight show yet.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:03 am
probably should have. ive been sick since saturday…which would’ve been bad news if i didn’t play Forza 3 for a cumulative 40 hours.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:03 am
@Dirt–is that Grady in your avatar? AWESOME!!!
v4l: unfortunately, you’ve been away. Grady was two days and two avatars ago
/is THIS Larry Bud Melman? If so, who was yesterday’s?
November 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Still a nice fun jab back and forth between the two.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:05 am
@jpq - Wow, I’m awol for a week or so and I miss all the fun.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:05 am
I knew there was a reason I saw Snow Day 20 times when I was 16.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:07 am
I just Googled Marla Sokoloff. I gotta vote w/ dirt. In 10 years, she’ll look exactly like any one of 20,000 Yentas living on Lawn Guyland
November 10th, 2009 at 9:08 am
I was Grady for a day or two, and now I’m Larry Bud Melman, but JPQ shamed me into getting a better pic of him.
Also, I’ve got dibs on Abe Vigoda, so don’t even try it.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:09 am
great F Marry Kill
Marla Sokoloff
Lacey Chabert
keri russell
November 10th, 2009 at 9:10 am
That’s the easiest one ever. You either F or marry the first two, then shave Felicity’s head and kill her.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am
I don’t have a facebook account. What’s 10% of 0?
/gets out calculator
//runs away crying after seeing answer
November 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am
clearly, Sanders, you’re not a fan of Felicity.
that being said; F, marry, kill, respectively.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am
F lacey
M keri russel
K marla sokoloff
easy
November 10th, 2009 at 9:12 am
I agree with Sir
November 10th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Dirt, I thought your picture was the 6 Flags old man.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Also, I’ve got dibs on Abe Vigoda, so don’t even try it.
dirt: you’ve got 24 hours, or the tongue is gone
November 10th, 2009 at 9:15 am
I bought Uncharted 2 a month or so ago. First game I’ve played in many months and it is badass. Modern Warfare looks sweet, but I’ve heard that the multiplayer is the best part and the single-person aspect is not as strong.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:15 am
F keri
M lacey
K marla sokoloff
reasoning…if i marry lacey i get to f her more than once
/science
November 10th, 2009 at 9:16 am
I don’t like this game. I have to kill Felicity? I’d F Marla Sokoloff, M Lacy Chabert, and then it’s just me, Keri Russel, and a knife.
After I marry Lacey Chabert, we’re gonna do it. A buncha times.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Dirt or anyone- how do you add a link to your nickname on here?
November 10th, 2009 at 9:17 am
F#ck Chabert
Marry Russell
Kill Sokoloff
November 10th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Mmmm….
November 10th, 2009 at 9:19 am
right above where you type your comments, click your name and it should be on the list of things in there.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Down at the bottom, where it says “Logged in as”, click on your name, and enter the URL in the contact info section where it says “website”.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Uncharted was fantastic, but nothing touches MW’s multiplayer. Not surprising the OSU fan has the Crapbox 360, those with refined tastes know its all about the PS3.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:20 am
That’s illegal in the game. Sexless marriage, you know, like reality.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:20 am
thanks guys
November 10th, 2009 at 9:25 am
i have both, lawya. kinda like how OSU has more NC’s, heisman winners, etc. etc. etc.
/man that loss must have really hurt huh?
November 10th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Well played sir. Well played.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Hahahaha, naw, it was upsetting but not altogether surprising. Just that living in Ohio I have to put up with a lot of POS OSU fans, of course it doesnt help that I talk a lot of shit to them.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:29 am
PS3’s are badass. I got one more for the Blue Ray than anything else, but the few games that I’ve played are pretty sweet. Though I do miss playing Halo for the Xbox. Playing that online was so much fun back in the day.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Frame-by-frame breakdown of DeAngelo Hall vs. Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith. Kind of shoots a hole in Hall’s tough words Sunday
Figures a strength n conditioning coach would be a complete toolbag… Said it yesterday, regardless of what you think of Hall, he tells the truth. The ATL coaches were out of line. And nobody on that sideline wanted a piece of fat albert.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Completely agree with Sir on FMK. Read a couple of articles on Keri Russell. She’s actually pretty down to earth, normal type girl.
No on Marla. Sorry TBL. That’s run of the mill, average Friday night bar hopper type stuff…
November 10th, 2009 at 9:32 am
well, im sure that you get em really pissed before they go to their beat off sessions in a public library.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:33 am
/Clooney’d
November 10th, 2009 at 9:33 am
just got my modern warfare 2 in the mail. ready to kill fools on xbox live.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:35 am
That was the greatest newscast clip I’ve ever seen. Dude had a molester stache and a Buckeye sweatshirt.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:35 am
i like PS3 enough, but the xbox is 1,000x better when it comes to actual gameplay.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:40 am
So for the first time in a long time, i was listening to a Bill Simmons podcast, and at the end, some football outsiders guy was on and he said that after Washington gets rid of Jason Campbell, he’ll catch on with a better team and he will be a pretty good NFL QB.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:41 am
i like PS3 enough, but the xbox is 1,000x better when it comes to actual gameplay.
I’ve been out of the game for a while now, but I’ve always thought both were comparable, with the only advatage going to xbox for better game selection. Still, now that hd dvds are done, the blue-ray accessory on the PS3 evens things out, again.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Since you guys are talking gaming - for the hand-held variety, is it worth it to get the DSi or is the DS Lite good enough? My nephew says don’t waste the money…
November 10th, 2009 at 9:42 am
reasoning…if i marry lacey i get to f her more than once
gotta take a long view. as she gets older, those girls are going to get saggy and stretchy. i only get the one time with lacey, but the memories last a lifetime
/strategery’d
November 10th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Darrell was on Simmons’ podcast?
November 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am
I heard that one yesterday. I love when Lombardi’s on, hate when Simmons starts spouting off about the NFL and not letting him talk. You have an NFL expert on, let him talk, no one cares that you still think losing Deion Branch cost the Pats a fourth Super Bowl.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:43 am
well, im sure that you get em really pissed before they go to their beat off sessions in a public library.hahaha awesome…i really liked how that spawned a classic daily show segment where they ambush Carl Monday in cleveland
November 10th, 2009 at 9:45 am
when’s the steeler post? i want to talk shit, but i have some cooking to do. girlfriend and i are doing a early thanksgiving tomorrow, and i’m making a chocolate mousse brulee for dessert. should be awesome
November 10th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Well if you’re a 14 year old girl get the DS, if youre a grown man get a PSP.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:46 am
great point sir, however…how long until she starts to show her age? 10years? so you just get every drop out of that well before it goes dry and then you can always move on.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:47 am
/sincere
November 10th, 2009 at 9:47 am
i’m in that’s transition mode from casual gamer to once in a blue moon gamer, so i get more use out of the blu-ray portion of the PS3 than the gaming portion. haven’t touched my 360 in a looooong time though.
always loved Madden so much more on the PS than the xbox though, don’t know why, but it just always felt more natural to me on the controller.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:47 am
no one cares that you still think losing Deion Branch cost the Pats a fourth Super Bowl.
besides, if your defense can’t hold an 18 point lead, or stop the run with the game on the line, you don’t get to bitch anymore. Your team got beat.
That football guy was convinced Miami was still pretty good though.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:49 am
girlfriend and i are doing a early thanksgiving tomorrow
Can I come? Thanksgiving is by far my favorite holiday and I always try to get as many free meals as possible. Thanksgiving is just an assortment of awesomenss.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:49 am
girlfriend and i are doing a early thanksgiving tomorrow, and i’m making a chocolate mousse brulee for dessert. should be awesome
by the sound of that dessert, I think you meant your boyfriend. That sounds Fab-ulous.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am
mmmmm chocolate moose
November 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am
@coop - I’m not a 14 year old girl, but just a girl who wants play the brain teaser games and maybe the cooking stuff–I’m not hardcore like you guys.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Jets are better though.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:52 am
I think you meant your boyfriend.
but he wears his hair long
November 10th, 2009 at 9:53 am
im in the same boat even tho madden is gayer than a bag of dicks.
/have every release from 1994-2007
//realized that i was buying the exact same game over and over and over
November 10th, 2009 at 9:55 am
[fingers in ears] LALALALALALALA I can’t hear you LALALALALALALALA
November 10th, 2009 at 9:56 am
+1 young lefty
November 10th, 2009 at 9:57 am
got thanksgiving this saturday at my wifes cousins place in cbus then the real deal with my family on t-day…100% agree on the sweetness of thanksgiving, best holiday; just eat drink and football…no gifts of any of that bs
younglefty, i should have said the deadspin running joke is what spawned the daily show bit, my mistake
November 10th, 2009 at 9:59 am
just eat drink and football
This thanksgiving’s football fare is not so hot. Detroit v somebody, and Dallas Oakland. Yuck, double yuck.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:59 am
I had no idea what the actual chronology was, I just know that it got pretty tired pretty fast at DS.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Couldn’t disagree more. Favre has been there, done that. He isn’t one of the top candidates. SI Sportsman of the Year will come from one of these three: Tebow, Peyton Manning, or Derek Jeter. The only other even remote possibility is Phil Jackson.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:04 am
carl monday is watching you masturbate
November 10th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Oh, and I like Marla Sokoloff. Enough that this is on my IPod:
http://www.amazon.com/Grateful/dp/B000QQWXWQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1257865459&sr=8-3
November 10th, 2009 at 10:06 am
there are like 30 carl mondays on local news now. terrifying.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I have both, and I’ve used my DS approx 146215724573673276256215 more times than my PSP.
@Virginia for lovers, just get the lite…right now there aren’t any DSi only games that are must haves, and if you’re just now getting a DS, the library of games you missed is more than enough to keep you occupied for 10 years. I personally still only take NY Crossword puzzle and one other game on trips.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:12 am
19 action news in cleveland has em all
November 10th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Well there’s your problem.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am
No one over the age of 12 should be playing a portable game player.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I’m pretty sure everyone over the age of 12 has a cell phone these days
November 10th, 2009 at 10:34 am
I’m pretty sure everyone over the age of 12 has a cell phone these days
I have no cell phone and my computer is connected to the wall by wires. I had a cell phone for two years 7 years ago, but I would get bills where I was paying 30 bucks a month or so for 1 minute of calls.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Good for you Dirt. I try to stay off mine as much as possible, but texting is pretty addicting sometimes.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:39 am
If you want to read your “newspapers” on the plane/train, go for it. Monsters PSP has an entire new island the PS3 version didnt have, and PJ Monsters is the tits.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Cheaper, bigger libraries, and old school game play that most modern developers have forgotten about…handheld gaming is fucking awesome. I don’t want to hear a guy that thinks Mack Brown and Rick Barnes are good coaches judging me, because he clearly doesn’t know his head from his ass.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
I have no cell phone and my computer is connected to the wall by wires. I had a cell phone for two years 7 years ago, but I would get bills where I was paying 30 bucks a month or so for 1 minute of calls.
you can call Brazil for $.05/minute but you can’t call a grove of trees in NH for less than $30/month
/who knew?
In about 1986 my company got me my first cell: it was like that Larry Holmes phone in the Ali doc. It was in a bag the size of a small carry-on, and the monthly bill was like $1200 month. What a waste of money.
Once the company got their first month’s bill from the 50 or so guys they had given phones to around the country, they took the phones back.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:55 am
If Mack was still at UNC, the ACC would have more than 1 BCS win in the past 9 years.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:41 am
That’s just dumb.
Mack Brown=Charlie Manuel. At least they speak the same.