Ben Roethlisberger and Kyle Orton in an Epic Battle of Once-Impressive Neckbeards
NFL November 9th. 2009, 7:00pm
The team with the better record, playing at home, is an underdog. In their last four games as a home underdog, the Broncos are 4-0. They’ve already defeated Dallas and New England at home – two wins that are looking more impressive each week. Pittsburgh’s hard-hitting safety Ryan Clark isn’t playing. All signs point to a Denver win. We’ll go: Pittsburgh 20, Denver 17. In these photos, Orton wins, though.
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November 9th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Ortons girls are better. I guess thats because he played in Chicago/Denver, while Ben has to go around Pittsburgh to find a woman to rape.
Allegedly.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
James Worthy-All time king of neck beards. And running one-handed jams. And shower orgies with Magic. Showtime!
November 9th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Apparently Orton has a nicer TV.
Big Ben comeback falls short, Broncos by 4
November 9th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
nooooo, can’t see her face but probably, yes; yes, yes, yes
November 9th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
who makes perimeter shots for UNC? not graves. not Gilyard.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
i’m more pumped for this game than i usually get for regular seasons games.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
i’m not trying to brad clooney anyone, but the chicks in the orton pic aren’t cute.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
If you are as wasted as Big Ben looks in that picture it would be yes’s across the board.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
considering they’re both starting QBs in the NFL, they should’ve pulled better. These might just be the “friend” chicks or the ones that were invited to a party, got drunk and then took fifty pictures with an equally inebriated qb.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
If you are as wasted as Big Ben looks in that picture it would be no, no please don;t, STOP!’s across the board.
not soon enough?
November 9th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
hillary clinton sighting in that big ben pic
November 9th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Athletes don’t always do pretty tail. They just do a LOT of tail. Big difference.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Athletes don’t always do pretty tail. They just do a LOT of tail. Big difference.
one less reason to envy them. quality over quantity, anyone?
November 9th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Even with Ellington, they didn’t shot them often (300 of 344 teams in terms of % of FGA’s from 3-pointers)…with him gone, I wouldn’t be surprised if they are 344 this year.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Steve Phillips was too shy and coy with the chick on Bens right.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Over 41 tonight. Lets go offense!
November 9th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
too coy*. I don’t know why I doubled it.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
i think the over is easy. how’s the weather?
November 9th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
who makes perimeter shots for UNC? not graves. not Gilyard.
Who the fuck is Gilyard? Ginyard??
November 9th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
This girl on Wheel of Fortune from Boston University has a gum to tooth ratio of 1,000 to 1.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I also took the over, but parlayed it with a Steelers victory. The last time I put money on the Steelers they lost to the freaking Raiders. It was in 2006 I believe.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
I like the under…
The line on this game has been moving all over the place, big moves. +3 to +1 to +3… serious money being thrown around for those swings.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
i would imagine they’ll face tons of zone this year. defensively, they’re gigantic. 4 guys 6-10 and taller, all of whom will be in the NBA. need to shoot the ball to beat UNC.
F4 would not surprise me at all
November 9th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Leave it to Teen Jeopardy to make me feel like a genius.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Listening to the beginning of the Ohio State vs Alcorn State basketball game. Some hilarious/ridiculous notes from the OSU radio broadcaster about Alcorn State:
1. We did not receive ANY information on the Alcorn State basketball roster until yesterday. What we did receive were names and numbers.
2. The numbers we received yesterday were not correct. The coaches were asking their players what number they were wearing at the shoot around.
3. When 1 player enters the game, he will automatically be assessed a technical foul because he is wearing #7, which is an illegal number in college basketball.
Wow. Too many thoughts to write here… Nice athletic department and sports information department. Also, great attention to detail by the coaching staff to not even know the numbers of your players… And who the hell orders the #7 for a player, knowing that is can’t be worn?
btw, Buckeyes lead a really sorry Alcorn State team 44-19 late in the 1st half…
November 9th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
need 2 points from heath miller to win this week
and i’m oddly nervous about it
November 9th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Why the hell is 7 an illegal number?
November 9th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Possibly, but a far more likely tactic will be full court pressure, due to the fact that their guards are turnover prone. This will not be a final four year for UNC…just don’t have the guards.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
am i an idiot for not knowing why you can’t wear the number 7?
November 9th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
surprisingly enough haha
November 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
up yours ncaa
November 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
5 fingers on a hand.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Because refs cant hold up the numbers 6, 7, 8 and 9. If they hold up the number seven, it loooks like the number 52.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Guards are kind of important. Without good ones, life on the road in the ACC can be a bitch. Just look at Tech since Jack left. Crittendon was the only good one, and he only lasted a year.
/checks roster, sees only Shumpert
//shakes fist
November 9th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
evan turner 12-12-6-2 with a couple minutes left in 1st half
November 9th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
stu scott says the crowd is more pittsburgh fans as they show the stadium behind him as completely empty
November 9th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Yet high school football teams all across the nation can do one handed numbers.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
There’s 12-15 basketball team members…there’s what, 40-60 members on an average decent size highschool football team.
Plus basketball refs call out numbers alot more often than football refs.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
That’s because there are bandwagon jumpers everywhere in gold and black. it’s disgusting. When Roethlisturd won his first SB, they came out all over the place here, they all look and smell like an auto shop cigarette butt thats been laying around for 2 years and resemble someone from those old bitter beer commercials.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Team size has nothing to do with signaling in plays.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
stu scott says the crowd is more pittsburgh fans as they show the stadium behind him as completely empty
you and your two eyes are so smug
November 9th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Didn’t you guys ever play basketball in high school? you can be 0-5, 10-15, 20-25, etc. It’s for ease in scoring. The ref holds up the number on each hand, in case there’s noise.
It’s an old rule, dating back to single refs. I didn’t realize it was still in college. That’s dumb.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
But it does have something to do with limiting available jerseys. Limiting the amount of jersey numbers to 31 numbers isn’t something available to football teams.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
disregarding personal hygiene is the first and most important step to becoming a steeler fan
November 9th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
gruden looks so angry when he is talking into the camera
November 9th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
UNC was 132nd in defending the three last year.
Of course, defending the three isn’t really a repeatable skill so take that with a grain of salt.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Played plenty of hoops, but I never thought about it. I always wore 20, so it wasn’t an issue for me.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
They are the worst duder, the worst. i’d rather deal with 5 Michigan fans to 1 Steeler fan, because chances are the Michigan fan will know something about their team and be able to formulate full sentences and more than likely have brushed their teeth in a week
November 9th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
But it’s not something that basketball needs to do. If the number is higher than 5, turn your hand upside down and add five. 1 finger pointed down is 6, 2 pointed down is 7 and so on.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Me neither. I was always 13 (except for one fateful year when I was 0)
November 9th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I had to wear 3 one year, and I freaked out. Not good, not good.
/dirt, you can probably guess why I wore 20
November 9th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
halftime score:
Suns 66, 76ers 54
J Rich 5-for-5 from three. No defense in sight.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I was always number 25 in whatever sport I played. Except this one year when I first made varsity football and was made a lineman because I was so damn fat. They threw a 67 at me.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Just talking to my brother about this (he’s a ref) and another rule is that teams can have 0 or 00, but not both.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
They tried making me wear zero the next year since I had had it the year before but fortunately someone else wanted to be 00 so I got to switch back to 13.
I’m sure KC Res can figure out why I was 13
November 9th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
shit made me laugh
November 9th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
This is true, but is there a compelling reason to change something that’s been a standard for over 50 years. Not really, and let’s face it, adding this, as simple as it seems, is still something else that high school refs or scorers can (and will) screw up.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Not to start up last night’s discussion again, but…anybody planning to hit their local gamestop at midnight to pick up modern warfare 2? Rave reviews from what i’ve seen
November 9th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I was 55 in basketball, and 1 in soccer. 55 because the 50’s were the largest jerseys and 1 because I was the goalie.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
i play the first modern warfare last month. i could spend many hours drinking and playing split screen
November 9th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Way to shit on Billy Mays legacy with “Tool Bandit”. What a piece of shit.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
played
November 9th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Don’t worry guys I haven’t showered today or brushed my teeth … Ready for my Steelers to hand to the Broncos their 2nd loss
November 9th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I havent had XBox in a year, but I ordered the Elite bundle with MW2 and World at War with a year of XBox live. It’ll be here in a week ZOMG
November 9th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
But it’s not something that basketball needs to do. If the number is higher than 5, turn your hand upside down and add five. 1 finger pointed down is 6, 2 pointed down is 7 and so on.
all together now….butt caliper!
November 9th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
HIMYM is kicking ass and taking names tonight.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
WordThisAgreed
November 9th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
i really wanna buy a super nintendo again
November 9th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Shush, I can’t watch it until tomorrow.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Not to start up last night’s discussion again, but…anybody planning to hit their local gamestop at midnight to pick up modern warfare 2? Rave reviews from what i’ve seen
Better than college basketball..
November 9th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Ready for my Steelers to hand to the Broncos their 2nd loss
reminds me of an SI article about how African kids were creeping into top-level hoops. the trash-talk between two kids went like this: “I am coming for you sir.” “Oh no, it is I who am coming for you.”
forgive me, wheels?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I havent had XBox in a year, but I ordered the Elite bundle with MW2 and World at War with a year of XBox live. It’ll be here in a week ZOMG
Ahhh, an aristocrat.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Thats delightfully horrible haha
November 9th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Stifle yourself, Edith.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Is this gonna be a low scoring game, or is it gonna be a low scoring game? And these 99 cent double cheesburgers from Burger King are AWESOME.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
got it in the mail for the morning.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
You know why my life needs to get better? I’m producing UKs Womens “hoops” exibition game right now.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
99 cent anything cheeseburger is heaven.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Well there ya go.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
/best coast
November 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Sorry I should have said I’m ready for the Steelers to fuck shit up … Haha … I just thought the Steeler fan hate was funny
November 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Im gonna have an ulcer waiting on the results of this drug test.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I could care less who wins tonight, either team losing is beneficial in a way.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Does anyone else live in a state that has an In ‘N Out?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Wendys makes a mean baked potato.
Also, Lexington has 55 cent burgers that are fucking awesome. Gotta love driving into the “bad” part of town and the only white people around are getting burgers.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
DId chris Carter just yell “Bout it Bout it”?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Anyone who didn’t see himym tonight, an awesome episode. Just awesome. Like I can’t put into words. Some of the best writing they’ve had. I’m still in awe. Robin’s cleavage was fantastic.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Nope, but there’s a Five Guys within walking distance of my apartment, and another within walking distance of my office.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
i just pray knowshon doesn’t score or get more than 50 yards.
as a hopeful jets fan, i’m pulling for pitt. if either team is going to fade fast, my guess is Denver.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Yeah…Ya know what, I have a PS2.
/Stop laughing damn it!
November 9th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
dirt, you can probably guess why I wore 20
I can’t guess this at all. But i’m curious.
Hey Fetch, do you know any good blogs for USA skiing or snowboarding?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Used to live in Marina del Rey and visited the one over there by Costco all the time. Those fries are amazing.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Im gonna have an ulcer waiting on the results of this drug test.
Been there. Big sympathy. Just smoke some weed.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I think Five Guys is overrated. Red Robin and 55cent burger are thre best in town, with the best fries at Rallys.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Used to live in Marina del Rey and visited the one over there by Costco all the time. Those fries are amazing.
I think I totally went to that one 2 weeks ago.Don’t hear many people mention their fries.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Barry Sanders.
/pissing contest full circle
November 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Havent in 30 days might not ever smoke again.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
That Brian Dawkins barking pep talk was so phony. Nice job letting the camera into your huddle.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Im saying the same thing about Medenhall. but I do have James Harrison and the Broncos KIcker.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Been there. Big sympathy. Just smoke some weed.
Havent in 30 days might not ever smoke again.
tampa: did they do the hair follicle test, or just urine?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
that’s retarded. When it came time to get numbers, the number I got was what was available, so I was # 76. Like Tall Guy, I was only ever 55 in basketball. Or cut off the team.
And in my high school, we didn’t have other sports, unless you weren’t good enough for the football team.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
jpq-Urine.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Yes. Must get well done fries. Dammit. Maybe i’ll stop there after work.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Red Robin is in a different category than your Five Guys, Rally’s/Checker’s, and In ‘N Out. Rally’s/Checker’s fries are good, though.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Havent in 30 days might not ever smoke again.
You should be fine. I don’t know how much you smoked before, but i smoked at least 3 times a day for 7 years and I was clean after a month. Take an Oxycontin!
November 9th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
anyone know who started the trend of selling the rights to the stadium?
Like … Mile High Stadium was a great name. the new name sucks.
when did this begin?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I have no idea. Some cool guy I know has an olympics blog though.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
In N Out fries are the best … It takes some getting used to, but they are my favorite
November 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Eh then in fast food I’ll go with the 55 or All American on Long Island.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Really? Nobody else picked a number based on their favorite athlete?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
If someone paid me enough money I would change my name.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Wasn’t the first one whatever Candlestick Park became? That’s the first one I remember having its name changed.
Fetch, you keep an Olympics blog?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
have been to 5 guys maybe 5-6 times. usually enjoy it.
never eaten at any of those other spots.
i must say – with the wife, she cooks 4 days a week (sometimes 5 or 6) and the other night we’ll hit a restaurant, so my fast food has been limited in recent years.
did hit wendy’s last week and taco bell today, though.
burgers? the large 3-pack from Costco and grill ‘em up
November 9th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
tampa: did they do the hair follicle test, or just urine?
Follicle tests are modern day versions of Nazi-ism. I bought a friend 40 dollar shampoo to pass one of those and they took the hair from his armpits because his hair was too short on his head. Fucking Indian Casinos can follow whatever law they find most convenient.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
TBL it started with the Cards naming the stadium Busch Stadium
November 9th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Did you also run for 5 yard losses several times a game, Lefty, as an homage?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
anyone know who started the trend of selling the rights to the stadium?
TBL: believe it or not, but if my Jeopardy-like recollection of obscure data recalls correctly, it was my beloved BUFFALO BILLS, who sold the naming rights to their new stadium in 1970 to a local dairy company called Rich Products…thus Rich Stadium
November 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Bojangles has the best fries.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
have been to 5 guys maybe 5-6 times. usually enjoy it.
never eaten at any of those other spots.
i must say – with the wife, she cooks 4 days a week (sometimes 5 or 6) and the other night we’ll hit a restaurant, so my fast food has been limited in recent years.
did hit wendy’s last week and taco bell today, though.
burgers? the large 3-pack from Costco and grill ‘em up
If you ever make it out west, go to In ‘N Out. It’ll be like finding Jesus. Guaranteed. Always happens.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
You’ll be receiving a contract in the mail from me shortly.
/$20 bucks
//First name: Vader Fist Pump!
///Last name: Yeah!
November 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I guess you could go all the way back to Wrigley Field. But I don’t think they sold those rights.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Five guys is bullshit. They know it, thats why they give you hella fries.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
When I first moved down here my classmate tried to tell me that culvers had the best sandwich ever. I tried it, and I still dont talk to that guy.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Wasn’t the first one whatever Candlestick Park became? That’s the first one I remember having its name changed.
Candlestick became 3com Park. I cried. I love the name Candlestick Park. Glad they changed it back.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
A shorter list would be sports he doesn’t blog about.
I felt the number was sufficient.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
eddie royal burning up the steelers
November 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
and the only white people around are getting endo
just guessing
November 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
GSG- Sportsgal loves that shit. it was meh. YOu want a good burger go to one of those mom and pop shops in Evanston,IL.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Dirt: here.
TBL has even been kind enough to put a couple links in the roundup over the past week or so.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Best Burgers: All-American on LI
Best Chicken nuggets/tenders: McDonalds
best chicken wings: Indys in lex
best fries: Rallys/checkers
best regular chicken: Lee’s/kennedy Chicken
November 9th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
With every syllable that comes out of Grudens mouth I lose a little more respect form him. Fuck this whole booth. Pollyannish cake-eating company men.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I can eat Taco bell 5-7 times a week.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Really? Nobody else picked a number based on their favorite athlete?
i tried to be 89 for otis taylor because i was so into the NFL Films highlights of him high-stepping the sideline. but ours didnt go that high, had to be 80
November 9th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Why is it bullshit? Five Guys is pretty money. And the fries are good, especially the cajun variety. They also have the malt vinegar for the fries, an oft overlooked British twist that should be more widespread.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I love me some Popeyes tenders with KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce mixed with franks hot sauce and honey on the side.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Best Burgers: All-American on LI
Best Chicken nuggets/tenders: McDonalds
best chicken wings: Indys in lex
best fries: Rallys/checkers
best regular chicken: Lee’s/kennedy Chicken
If this thread gets much longer, i’m adding it to the BallzDeep resume. Shatner: preface your list with the heading “in Kentucky” please.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Of course I did
November 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Tampa Bo – What places? I like trying local restaurants when I drive around. My girl and I drive around once a month.
Wierd story – When I was in NY, my friend Joe and I had a craving for a cheesesteak. There was nothing around that was worth it, so we drove the 2 1/2 hours to Philly. The Mets were playing the Phillies so we went to that game and watch Pedro get shilled. Awesome day
November 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Really? Nobody else picked a number based on their favorite athlete?
I did. My user name for every other web site is Citlife80 because of Jerry Rice. Would be for this site too, just had an e-mail address snafu.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Fired Denver +3 tonight.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
True. If this was about Italian food or anything else, everything would be with NY.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I did. My user name for every other web site is Citylife80 because of Jerry Rice. Would be for this site too, just had an e-mail address snafu.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
tampa, me too. i dont care what people say about it. it ain’t trying to be authentic mexican food, just tasty as fuck and dense–that’s what i like about the bean burritos and the stufft grilled burrito. heavy mutherfuckers
November 9th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
ITs ok. They need some cheese sauce for the fries too.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Wrong wrong wrong. The best nuggets are at Chick-Fil-A, and the best tenders are at Zaxby’s.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
True. If this was about Italian food or anything else, everything would be with NY.
Take heart. Kentucky Fried Chicken is better than Mexican black tar heroin. My favorite food in the world.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Hubs
Heckeys
Poochies
THats all I can remember. Just about anywhere you see a Vienna sign is money.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I can eat Taco bell 5-7 times a week.
I would not want to sit anywhere near you in a movie theatre, or a subway train.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I gotta take a shit. To be continued…
/Thats right. A mexican black tar heroin reference, then a Vincent Vega line.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Thanks Fetch. I also sent you annoying email, which you can ignore.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
if only taco bell delivered then you would never have to leave the toilet
November 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
you probably have herpies
November 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
It’s a repeat. This conversation comes up like monthly.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I loathe the combination of those two words.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I had a cajun chicken sandwich from Zaxbys. Pretty good. Didn’t care for the tenders
November 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Wing Stop makes better strips than Zaxby’s. God I love Wing Stop.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Did anyone see Ty Law Holding Hines Ward?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I can’t eat Taco Bell anymore. I get a headache and my stomach hurts about 4-5 hours after. And this was during non-hungover sessions.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
If that’s a Statesboro reference, you’ve earned yourself a +1.
That’s part of why TBL is awesome. It’s like a soap opera. The storylines always come back around.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
And Wing Stop has Cheese Sauce. WIng Stop is money.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Me too Jersey. I get that way after eating anything unhealthy. I actually kind of like it, it’s a legit reason to be healthy.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
A personal favorite of mine is everybody’s favorite sandwich and where to get it.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I never touch taco bell. Thats just asking for trouble.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Sometimes I wake up and theres Taco Bell I bought the night before but I was too fucked up to eat it. 10 hour old Bean Burritos aren’t half bad as long as you put them in the Microwave.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Im dying for there to be a kick ass barbeque place in this state. I have to drive to tennessee for anything decent
November 9th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Sometimes I wake up and theres Taco Bell I bought the night before but I was too fucked up to eat it. 10 hour old Bean Burritos aren’t half bad as long as you put them in the Microwave.
tampa: I’d be more worried about having ass cancer than a failed drug test
November 9th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
@yl
I know its sacred, but I had never been to a Chick-Fil-A before I moved here. Got the chicken tenders and I can’t say it was worth the wait. Dry as hell.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Kudos. No Roethlis-Burger jokes. Or however the fuck you spell his name. Can’t believe nobody else has In ‘N Out. Best burgers in the world. Strange that 40 million people live in Cali and none of you guys do. A good national sample set.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
get the same thing from Taco Bell everytime, without fail:
3 steak baja gorditas, no tomatoes
i have not gotten anything different in maybe 3-4 years from TB. i used to dabble in the .69 cent soft tacos.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Taco Johns potato oles with cheese sauce.
Fuck. Yeah.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I avoid the cheese sauce, but the Lemon Pepper and Cajun flavors are fucking awesome. Every sunday, my friend and I get a family pack for the 1PM games.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
There is no lack of great sub shops where I live… but I often get in my car for lunch saying “God I want a slim 5 or a Vito right now”
November 9th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
The tenders are shit. Go with the nuggets or the chicken sandwich.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Best heros are at Campus heros in Selden, LI. Get the Chicken Parm.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Chicken carb at Quizno’s is damned awesome.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
When California starts hiring people again… I am first in line. Soon as I pick up the MBA and I find a job out there, I’m out of here. I hear life changing, orgasmic stories about Cali. And I’m a sucker for a good fish taco.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Jimmie Johns is the shit. #11.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Chick-Fil “waffle fries” are the bomb.
i also load up on the “Chick Fil-A” sauces when i go. the chain one (yellow-ish) is great with anything. we have about 10 in our fridge right now!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Jersey, are you talking about that sandwich truck that was on The Food Network? Where they have a sadwich that has fries in it called “The Hungry Darrell”?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Im dying for there to be a kick ass barbeque place in this state. I have to drive to tennessee for anything decent
Holy smokes. The closest state to me is at least 250 miles away. Sorry dude. The best place to eat when your plastered is Del-Taco, by far. Another place only found in the southwest, I think. Anyone else have a Del Taco, or will I get shouted down because you dudes have never been?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I have only been to Quiznos once, even though there are a bunch around here. Depending on who I talk to it either sucks or is awesome.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Naw, I’m talking Jimmy Johns. Jersey is so late to get any kind of fast food you can find anywhere else in the country. Northern Jersey just got its 1st two sonics this summer. I did a spit take last year when someone informed me there were chipotles around here.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I will take Checkers fries over any fries. Steak fries are better than waffle fries, IMO.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I had Jack in the Box for the first time this summer. It was…. ok
November 9th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Mickey D’s hot mustard sauce goes great with anything as well. I got about 5 or 6 at home.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
In college there was a Chick-Fil-A in the student center, and we became Chick-Fil-A sauce mad scientists. The barbecue is really good mixed with the honey mustard, and the Polynesian is good with the honey mustard too.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I love the tacos from Jack in the Box.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I tried Del Taco once on my way up to see redwoods in northern cali. Better than Taco Bell
November 9th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Milwaukee just got their first Sonic last year too. Jimmy Johns are all around now and poppin up everywhere.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Wings over EL. best take out you can get. flavored waffle fries, so great.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Shit. I gotta add you fuckers on Facebook.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Almost made the rookie mistake of drinking out the dip gatorade bottle instead of the gatorade gatorade bottle. Crisis averted.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Sonic has the best drinks and it’s Fried Macaroni is awesome.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I need a drinking game for the rest of this game. We are taking pulls of 80 proof Phillips Peppermint Schnapps…any great ideas?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
We had Del Taco when I was a kid in the Atlanta area. No idea why they went away. Much better than Taco Bell.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
NDub, what the fuck… DM me your real name on twitt3r
November 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Just started getting Chick-fil-A’s in SoCal a couple years ago. Still have never been. Though I heard they have Tabasco in packets there, which is a huge plus.
When California starts hiring people again… I am first in line. Soon as I pick up the MBA and I find a job out there, I’m out of here. I hear life changing, orgasmic stories about Cali. And I’m a sucker for a good fish taco.
You want Southern California for those Taco’s. San Diego. Best in the world besides in Baja, which is just a short drive away. Tijuana pharmacies are a big plus as well. As are the strip clubs and bars filled with high school girls. The stories are true. The Tijuana bathroom attendants, not so cool.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Take a shot every time Big Ben pump fakes.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Sonic in Milwaukee I went about a month after opening and I have never seen more retards working in one place. They fucked up my order, and then fucked up my reorder. Then I just said fuck it. Plus I had to wait for 30 minutes as everyone around me got their orders first even though I was their first and ordered less.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Fixed for msuspartan
November 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
San Diego was fucking awesome. I wish I wasn’t fucking nervous to get to Tijuana. My cousin lived in Venice and i heard way too many fucked up stories about Tijuana and mexico.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
You lie they dont have fried Macaroni
November 9th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
they have fried Mac and cheese. its fucking amazing, Tampa.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Orton is skewering the Stillers so far tonight.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I think A&W is vastly underrated as a chain fast food place.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I tried Del Taco once on my way up to see redwoods in northern cali. Better than Taco Bell
Even better while your blacking out. Nothing like the taste of chili-cheese fries and the residue of 10 beers in your mouth. Adding drunken chick honeydew later doesn’t hurt either. Cant find a better combo of flavors at the best 5 star restraunt.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
JINX!!! FUCK.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
If the Steelers don’t cover I am never complimenting that fatass fucking rapist (allegedly) ever again.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Really? You can’t put that together on your own? [rolls eyes] Notre Dame grads…
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Listen to all these gay Steelers fans.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Orton is skewering the Stillers so far tonight.
And BOOM goes the dynamite.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Agreed. Captain D’s, too.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
There’s a lot of people cheering on that TD
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Ive only seen 2 in whole life. Woodfield mall and one in New Buffalo,Mi
November 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
hahaha, nice Ballz.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
JINX!!! FUCK.
now you gotta drink out of the dip bottle to reverse the jinx
November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I looked him up and can’t find anyone that looks like him.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Holy Mindfuck! Jake Gylenhal and TOby Maguire in the same movie.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Shit. I gotta add you fuckers on Facebook.
Since we’re following eachother on twitter already, maybe I can suss that out.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
TBL late night is the best.
Jersey – Sending…
Lefty – LOL
November 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
a buddy of mine had to empty out his bank account or go to jail
November 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
There are like 3 within 20 miles of me. Damn good burgers actually at A&W.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
You shouldn’t have gone anywhere near this line.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Fag
November 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Adding drunken chick honeydew later doesn’t hurt either
I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean that, but +1
November 9th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Why is Jimmy the Greeks downfall tragic? Hilarious is more like it.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Found you NDub. You are right Lefty. Fucking ND grads.
/hangs head in shame
November 9th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Steelers looking like shit so far. Wm. Gay has been ass-raped most of the game, and the Steeler WR’s aren’t winning the 1 on 1 battles to get open.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
exact same story I was told ha.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I was reading through the posts, and even at 200, am still very annoyed TBL called Ginyard ‘Gilyard.’ Don’t know why that annoys me that much.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
The only A and W east of the Mississippi I know of is in the RDU airport…the single randomest location you could put an A and W.
Also, the best thing at Sonic is the seasonal Apple Pie shake. Fucking delicious.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I’m friends with JPQ and Mrejr on facebook.
Speaking of which, where the hell is Mrejr? He didn’t get a life on us did he?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Our A&W is shared with a Long John Silvers.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
And vezina on facebook.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Ive only seen 2 in whole life. Woodfield mall and one in New Buffalo,Mi
they’re all over Wisconsin, Tampa
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Shit. I was wondering who recently added me. Wait… what’s your twi**er name?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
We have about 8 or 10 in western PA
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
We have an A&W
the fuck?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I saw that a couple months ago when I was down there. I made us stop and eat there. I was proud.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
You all know each others’ real names? Weird.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I had some buddies that worked for NHL Breakout, a tour of roller hockey events around the country, and at their stop in San Diego, they went to Tijuana one evening. One of the guys had to hitch a ride back to the States on a chicken truck, sans wallet and ID. Still don’t know how he made it through. Same guy carried a 12 pack of Bud Light as a carry-on on a flight (this was all pre-9/11). I don’t think they ever thought about how bad an idea it was to put a bunch of college guys on the road for an entire summer, grossly overpay them, and then give them an insane expense account on top of that.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
San Diego was fucking awesome. I wish I wasn’t fucking nervous to get to Tijuana. My cousin lived in Venice and i heard way too many fucked up stories about Tijuana and mexico.
Nervous?! Yea, fucked up shit can happen(I serously almost died twice there or on my way home. Nothing like the 15 freeway at 7 am dead drunk), but that’s life. Risk!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Oh EAST of the Mississippi. It would help if I could read.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I was reading through the posts, and even at 200, am still very annoyed TBL called Ginyard ‘Gilyard.’ Don’t know why that annoys me that much.
I corrected him but he made no reference of it because he doesn’t like me…
/sheds tear
November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
jerseyyo? JPQ is on facebook… someone, point me in that direction. PLEASE?!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
U had a pair of track spikes that were like Brandon Marshall’s spikes tonight, except half was that color and half was neon green. Loved those.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Your name’s not Billy Buckner?
You’ve misled us… ME… all along?!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Ballz, when I was in SD I was 19/20 and didnt feel like getting stranded in mexico haha.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
He won’t miss you in a week.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Stewart’s is better than A & W. Not even close.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
a buddy of mine had to empty out his bank account or go to jail
Well that would never happen if you go with the right people. Experiance and the ability to speak spanish are very important.
Shit. I was wondering who recently added me. Wait… what’s your twi**er name?
Citylife80
November 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
There’s one in Lawrenceville, GA, on Sugarloaf Parkway near the intersection of Old Norcross Road. Again, a completely random location.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
hes el salvadorian….but went alone haha
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Jersey – I meant BallzDeep. My bad.
P.S. I’ll only add you if you hook me up with a chick who fits the ass caliper test.
Yes, I want JPQ’s facebook, too. I didn’t know OG’s used that thing.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
not the brightest crayon in the box. he went down there to bang some mexican hookers
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Sadly, no, but my nickname is Buckner, and that shit spread to the point that nobody that’s not in my immediate family in my hometown ever calls me by my real name. I’m just Buckner at home.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Ballz, when I was in SD I was 19/20 and didnt feel like getting stranded in mexico haha.
Ok, I can understand why somebody from KY would be afraid of Mexico. Or nervous. Whatever.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Just catching up.
Whataburger > In-N-Out
November 9th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Jersey – since you’re going to have so much free time over the next two months, you should spend it with your family and close friends. After all, it’s the holidays.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Muncie, IN has an A and W
/Go Ball State Cards
/Why did they hire Stan Parrish?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I’M FROM NY! haha
November 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Stewarts Orange Creme soda is the shizzle.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Also catching up.
This MNF game is a total snoozer. About to flip over to hockey.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Gotcha.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
apparently m*xican is blocked
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
We don’t have any of these In and Out Burger, or Whataburger in Wiscy. Just got our first Sonic this past January.
How about Culvers, they’re pretty good.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Hell yes. Just their regular Cream Soda is amazing. Actually, all their sodas are awesome.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
IBC might be the king of Root Beers. But I also enjoy Dad’s.
Barq’s is garbage.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I say ‘no catch’ – for those actually watching the game
November 9th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Holy fucking shit. CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
NDub: you know how many dudes have the same name as you? May as well be Joe fucking Smith. Explain this ass caliper test. Im intrigued…
November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Barq’s is great as is A&W.
Dads is also real good. Sprecher is good. I hate MUG though.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Five Guys is solid burgers, although they just built the first Sonic within 40miles of home about two months ago, so that was big. Can’t believe they put in in Audubon, though. The only good thing to ever come out of Audubon is Joe Flacco, nothing else.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
IBC might be the king of Root Beers
truth. their creme soda is damn good too.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I lived right down the road. I am a fighting Chirp Alum.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’M FROM NY! haha
/sorry. comment withdrawn.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
IBC root beer????
November 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
fuck im late
November 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Is the ass caliper test wehre you put your thumbs together and stick out your pinkie and the chicks ass has to fit within the pinkies?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Anybody who has every been through South Jersey and has been to a Weber’s will know they have the best root beer ever, they make it themselves. Sadly, their only open late spring to early fall. Old school drive in, DAMMIT. I would go tomorrow between classes if it wasn’t closed for the season.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Yes, I want JPQ’s facebook, too. I didn’t know OG’s used that thing.
NDub: I don’t (hardly at all). One night like this shatner wanted it, so I gave it to him. It is pretty boring.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
DEN fans get to enjoy the terrible Mitch Berger.
/Harrison gets held like that on every single play.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I hate Cream Soda in General. Does Swiss Creme count as Creme soda?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
truth. their creme soda is damn good too.
truth. though, it destroys my stomach.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Mitch fucking Berger, maybe the worst punter to ever play in the nfl. I hate him so much.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Though the border can be VERY intimidating, as well as first entering. There is a horrifyingly gigantic Mexican flag that is visible from about 20 miles in all directions, and god help you if you drive across to try and reach Rosarito for the first time. Rosarito is awesome, but the culture shock is something else.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Greatest thread in the history of threads. It happened while TBL was on a field trip.
I blame myself for starting it with this.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Deal.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
That’s what we always use, but the discussion on here a couple months ago also involved rolling your wrists over and measuring between the thumbs.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Can’t find the link, but it was a fantastic conversation that tells you how to use your hands as a caliper to determine if a chick’s ass is too big to hook up with. Essentially, it looks like this: _| |_ and if her ass is wider than the distance from outer edge to outer edge of the caliper, it’s a no-go.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Is the ass caliper test wehre you put your thumbs together and stick out your pinkie and the chicks ass has to fit within the pinkies?
Pure genius. Did Ben Franklin invent that? And is passing a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, I got you guys covered. I do pretty well.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
SC- Of course my Asian story is in there. I was at the bar the other night and her sister totally wants to fuck. I need to give her my “Chop Stick”
November 9th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Ballz: btw, got my U2 tix today for Miami, baby!
/last night’d
November 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Rolling your wrists over??? Thats a BIG ass.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Did you bookmark that thing? Nice.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I’ve never met another person with the same name. First name, yes. Last name, yes. But never together.
Ass caliper = One of the best TBL comment threads of all time. Happened about six weeks or so ago. Veniza, I believe, told us about the caliper after I started the convo about boning thicker chicks for humor/the experience.
Anyway, the ass caliper goes like this. Put your hands out – flat and palms up. Touch the tip of your pinkies together. Close your ring, middle and index fingers on each hand. You should have the \/\/ shape. Spread it out as far as your fingers stretch. If an ass is wider than that, then she’s not doable.
Younglefty, I believe, has this picture on his desk.
I went there for grad school. Got really drunk a lot, offered a F-T job, took it, and left after three semesters. Great times. Still have friends there. Head down a lot. I live in Fort Wayne until next Tuesday, then I move to Macon, GA. Might try to get in one final pennies on Friday.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
That’s the way Tampa likes ‘em
November 9th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Is the ass caliper test wehre you put your thumbs together and stick out your pinkie and the chicks ass has to fit within the pinkies?
I can’t support that at all. That’s not that big of an ass.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Its not. But rolling the wrists over is too big.
NDubs method is the best IMO.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
NDub nice to see someone else who has lived in the armpit of IN. I go to grad school downtown in Indy now mainly with a bunch of IU-Bloomington grads who think it’s an Ivy League education.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Sadly, my boss asked “what is that?”, and instead of explaining it, I just said “I’ll take it down”.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I’ve never met another person with the same name. First name, yes. Last name, yes. But never together.
I got a 500+ result. Fuck that shit.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Greatest commenter story in TBL history.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I think I just sat and watched that entire epic thread unfold, just epic.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
There’s nothing wrong with a big ass. Unless its a shelf ass
November 9th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I sat at my desk for a good twenty minutes trying to figure out how to make the caliper.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I had never met anybody in my life with the same name as me, my last name is commmon but never another with my first and last, then, checking into a flight back from Florida, the guy in the line next to me checking in at the exact same time had the exact same name. Weird.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
i remember the caliper posts…i wanted to comment, but it was before the new wave of invites was let out
November 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Search Ball State or Fort Wayne with it. Or ask JerseyYo how he got it. Or send me your name on Twi**er direct message and I’l find youl.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Is this the one that involved Taco Bell? If so, I recall that distinctly. FYI – I tried the Blackjack taco at 1 am on Saturday. Got the Blackjack Box. It was outstanding.
@lefty – Of course I bookmarked that sucker.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Same.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Ballz: btw, got my U2 tix today for Miami, baby!
You won’t go away dissapointed. Give Bono a few songs to warm up though. The man is paying the price for singing like a super hero in the 80’s.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
What’s funny about that ass caliper conversation is that I was all about boning a thickun’ that weekend when I visited friends at Ball State. I got a handjob/head from one. So that’s either a half win, or a total fail.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Alright guys… I’m gettin in bed. See ya tomorrow.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I find it odd that you recall the Taco Bell portion. For me, what stands out is the facial rash.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I’m not sure if it was. Bo probably has a million stories. The Asian one… well… I won’t retell it, but I’ll give a snippet. My favorite part was when he said his hangover farts were so loud that they woke him up.
P.S. I’d love to see U2 live.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Search Ball State or Fort Wayne with it. Or ask JerseyYo how he got it. Or send me your name on Twi**er direct message and I’l find youl.
Done and done.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Wow, crazy early night Jerz. Jesus I wish I was at home so that bed was at least an option.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Jersey – You’ve got a good idea. Although this is my last week at my current job, I still gotta’ show up and get shit done. Which means I should probably head to bed soon. Ugh.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
P.S. I’d love to see U2 live.
Find footage from the U2:Go Home DVD. You won’t be dissapointed. Live from Slane Castle, Ireland.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Trying to get used to no TBL since you’ll be without it until 2010?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
OK, so for anyone who hasn’t heard Bo’s Asian story, this…
and this…
…should make you want to hear it.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Excuse me boys. Just got an energy pack in Mafia Wars I gotta go blow.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Haribo Gummi Bears are the tits.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Find footage from the U2:Go Home DVD. You won’t be dissapointed. Live from Slane Castle, Ireland.
that’s a great DVD. I play it in my car all the time. I watch the video when I’m parked and bored.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Limas Sweed just got his name mentioned on MNF by Tirico. What were the odds of that going into the game??
November 9th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
was this the story of the azn girl w/ the hello kitty panties?
November 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I’ve never met another person with the same name. First name, yes. Last name, yes. But never together.
I share the same name with multiple athletes, J Johnson.
/Wake Forest bball players and WRs
November 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Yay no more womens basketball!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Isiah kept it respectable against UNC
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/colleges/fiu/story/1325151.html
November 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
that’s a great DVD. I play it in my car all the time. I watch the video when I’m parked and bored.
I love it. I have it on CD also for being a paying member of their fan club. I’d commit murder for that jacket Bono is wearing.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
My name is probably the most irish name possible, besides Wifey Mcbeaty.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Trying to get used to no TBL since you’ll be without it until 2010?
/high five
November 9th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
I do have the same name as the Raiders’ TE, so that was a big moment for me. I remember when he was at ASU like it was yesterday. Unfortunately, he spells it wrong.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I can say for certain that I probably have the most common name out of anyone here. It’s a John Houseman name.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
CAnnot confirm or deny.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I’ve never met anyone with my same name, although SC’s is really really close.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
dc sniper dying tomorrow at 9pm eastern.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
My last name is very rare – never met anyone with it that I’m not related to. First name very common, so there are actually a few people spread across the distant ends of the family with the same name.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Mike and Mike broadcast from the USS New York. Not exactly a stretch. Brave move there, douche and douche.
/fucking hates mike and mike
November 9th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
ill: I share the exact name as some guy on the terror watch list, so I have to front desk check in on every flight I take. No curbside check-in, no kiosk, no printing boarding passes at home. What a pain in the ass! TSA told me rotsa ruck ever getting it cleared
shatner: you and I both. I always kid when I check in that must think I am from the IRA in Dublin, not Al Q**da
/don’t want blog phishing filters to get me also
November 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Hopefully the sit him in a car in the freeway and the let US military snipers take practice shots from distant buildings.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
tomorrow is the 234th birthday of my beloved corps
November 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
anyone watching raw? ricky hatton has gotten fat. i mean beer gut and everything. he has a neck roll.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
my last name is Gallagher, like that asshole comedian. I got so much shit because of that hack.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I forgot about that. Two letter difference.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Mark Henry and that black couch remind me of Whitlock.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
texans/mrejr: my cousin sent me an email today (he’s West Point grad, Army for years) from a friend of his at Fort Hood describing what happened. His friend was taking cover and described what went down. Powerful stuff.
/not going to post it though
November 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I’ve never met anyone with my name, except some awesome blogger.
mrejr: he does that in between every fight
November 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I like to call them Mizpah and Meathead.
Actually stole that from JPQ. Thank you, sir.
OK, I think I’m gonna take off. Might give CSI Miami a shot tonight. ONLY because this story arc stretches across all three CSIs this week. Usually these are pretty interesting ones. Too bad Gil Grissom isn’t around to bitchslap Horatio Caine.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I turned RAW on and its fucking Mark henry and some other guy on couchs.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Did the shooter really scream “Allahu Akbar?”
November 9th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
terrific GG. Hilary Duff kissing a girl, evil little jenny humphrey … yes, you have no clue what im talking about.
trust me – good stuff.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
fetch this isnt in between fight pudge. this is manny pacgiuao made me unable to eat solid food for like 4 weeks so i am eating like it might get taken away from me. good lord
November 9th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
couches* damn it.
Golden Girls is making new episodes, TBL?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Damn NDub. 647 photos? You do love you some you.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
mrejr: He puts on and then loses 40 pounds for every fight. Seriously. His nickname is Ricky Fatton for a reason.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
My mom named me Zak and spelled it like Ringo Starr’s son cuz she was an epic hippie, loved The Beatles and smoked what was probably at the time an absurd amount of weed. Good times, the 60s. Or so I hear.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
jpq – i think there’s a way around that… I work for a related agency; i’ll ask around.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
jpq: just saw your comment. email me the details if you would be so inclined.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
like to call them Mizpah and Meathead.
Actually stole that from JPQ. Thank you, sir.
Matzah & Meatball to be correct, but I appreciate the hat tip, NDub!
NDub: he missed all the inside carnage, but he was outside hiding by a car getting shot at, but he saw the dude get dropped, first by the female cop that he had shot, then by a guy that took him out while he was reloading his weapons
November 9th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
my last name is Gallagher, like that asshole comedian. I got so much shit because of that hack.
I got something for you Shatner. Just bear with me.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
hes hired a lawyer. i would hate to be that lawyer.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Suck a fat cock, Roethlisdouche.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
fucking fat ben that motherfucker. What a shitty quarterback
November 9th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
steelers o-line is pathetic
November 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
and it looks like he is growing out his mountain man hair again
November 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
So very late to the party, but there is a reason I have a #19 here. A big giant cookie to the first who figures it out.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
mrejr: just sent it w/ a follow-up also
November 9th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
ken dorsey is having flashbacks of kenny peterson from 03
November 9th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
10 points from Mendenhall and Scheffler are all I need. That’s two players. I can’t get 10 points from two players?!??
I seriously think over the next 5 years people in bunches are going to start quitting fantasy football. This isn’t fun.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Crap like the crap table, Kane and Abel
I’m cyanide Sinatra, galactic Gallagher
Metaphysical, sixteen Calibur metallica
There you go. Kurupt from the song Space Boogie. The album is Space Boogie, Smoke Odyssey.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
i need 2 points from heath miller..its brutal
November 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Fantasy Baseball > Fantasy Football
I enjoy my baseball league so much more than football. There’s more trades in it too.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Scott Mitchell?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I’m in the exact same boat. Not exactly doing the Miller name proud this weekend. In fact, brutal weekend for Millers everywhere.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Agree 110%. and it’s not even close.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
ill: just saw your comment. thanks.
Hawkeye and #19: big Ted Ginn fan? lol
November 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I’m gonna figure it out Hawkeye.
Also, I’m gonna kill Roethlisberger
November 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
How ’bout that shit. Kenny Peterson played high school football with his head coach…
That same team had Michael Doss on it as well. #1 team in the country that year. And, my high school had them fucking beat in the playoffs and pissed it all away…
November 9th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Johnny Unitas? #19??
November 9th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I’m quitting after this year…I honestly don’t care enough about the NFL to be this invested in it. Maybe it’d be different if I played with some people I have a connection with, but I’m in 2 leagues, one because my brother is the commissioner and the other because I frequent the bar and was asked by the owner to join.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Totally agree with you. I used to say fantasy football helped you follow the entire league but I’m not sure that’s even necessary anymore. Fantasy baseball is definitely beneficial however, there’s no way I’d know who Ryan Doumit or Jorge Cantu are otherwise.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
ok inside the five is heath miller territory…throw it to him ben u idiot!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
So very late to the party, but there is a reason I have a #19 here. A big giant cookie to the first who figures it out.
Chiefs era Montana?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
that’s a helluva drive to answer the Broncos defensive TD.
5 plays?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
great drive. great passes by Big Ben.
always nice to see overrated Champ Bailey get beat.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
jpq: wow. just fucking wow. i hope he gets put to death.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
By the way, since you guys were talking about it earlier, I have a Twitter (sirweeze) I use to follow other people. I say some dumb comment once every two weeks or so, if you want to follow feel free and I will return the favor.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
finally ben, you fucking rapist (allegedly)
November 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Hawkeye, The Great One’s original number?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I seriously think over the next 5 years people in bunches are going to start quitting fantasy football. This isn’t fun.
Im far too drunk to go into why, but IMO fantasy football is the best choice if your gonna jump in to the world of fantasy. It’s the easiest to follow. Maybe after you get your feet under you fantasy wise baseball and basketball are better. I don’t know. Never tried.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Hawkeye: Scott Erickson?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Did fantasy hockey last year (not this year though) – now I actually know who the players in the western conference are, who’s decent at faceoffs, etc.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
that’s a good one ill
November 9th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
i really want to read that now, jpq. how do you guys exchange emails
November 9th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Jesus Christ Reed – just kick it out of bounds if you’re going to give them the ball at the 40
November 9th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
texans: send one to my name on here @ yahoo & I’ll respond
November 9th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
That was a strike by Orton
/Loads gun because I’m serious
November 9th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Fantasy football is easier in the sense you maybe need to look at it twice a week and can still be successful. Hockey, baseball, etc. you need to be on that shit every single day.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
lmfao that was the craziest play ever
November 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Neil Broten’s number plus 10?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I think I just saw the hottest chick in Denver in the crowd.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
came back from the bar and read through these comments, i’m thoroughly entertained. noew i need 17 more points for the over, lets go offense
November 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
You know who that looked like? Favre, Brett Favre.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
its the mile high miscue!!!!!
/media nickname’d
November 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Steve Yzerman?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Mitch Berger time!! Now I know how other teams felt last year.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
This was the first year in awhile that I didn’t do fantasy baseball. But to make up for it I’m in two sim leagues. I’m a nerd.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Bernie Kosar
November 9th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Mrejr did Mitch Berger just channel Brad Maynard?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
recc – you may be waiting a while. In fact, you may want to root for more defensive TDs
November 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
No correct guesses yet. Ill’s was damn good though.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Hawk – it’s how old you were when you saw your first naked woman?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
i agree hot dog, now would be a good time for one
November 9th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
that was a pretty kick. maynard has been beastmode this year.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
And now that I’m once again caught up, Ill gets the giant cookie.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Whoa, it’s clearly Eddie Royal. Wait, wait, wait, it’s Aubrey Huff. Yup, definitely Aubrey Huff.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
yeah heath!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
I don’t know any former Gopher hockey players by number so I’ll just list a few guys and hope its one of them. Brian Bonin, Mike Crowley, Robb Stauber, Jordan Leopold, Blake Wheeler?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
steelers offense made some great adjustments at half. offense looks fantastic this half.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
that was a lovely playaction and then throw.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
thank you sir.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
mendenhall looked like walter payton and jim brown on that run.
/announcer hyperbole
November 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Maynard is an alum from my High School and College and a family friend donates Bears items to the high school for raffles, Urlacher jerseys signed and such. Nice guy.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Rob Stauber, I watched him rot part of his career away in hartford with the wolf pack probably 10(?) years ago at least.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
And now that I’m once again caught up, Ill gets the giant cookie.
I don’t even like cookies… or sweets for that matter. Here ya go, fetch.
/purposely tossed cookie short of fetch and laughs as it his ground
November 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Bill Masterton?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Neil Broten would be the other Gopher hockey guess… That’s where I was giong too s1rweeze…
November 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
PSM: that is cool. i went to high school with jayson werth though.
/has nothing to do with our conversation…but seriously i did
November 9th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
what’s the best way to mix a protein shake? Seriously.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
texans: no problem.
hawkeye: is it one of these? lol
Steve Yzerman (retired), Larry Robinson(retired), Brian Trottier(retired), Bill Masterton(retired), Joe Sakic (Avalanche)
Andy McDonald (Ducks), Tim Connolly (Sabres), Wayne Primeau (Flames), Trevor Letowski (Hurricanes), Michael Peca (Blue Jackets), Marty Reasoner (Oilers), Radek Dvorak (Panthers), Kyle Calder (Kings), Stephane Veilleux (Wild), Jason Arnott (Predators), Travis Zajac (Devils), Scott Gomez (Rangers), Jason Spezza (Senators), Scott Hartnell (Flyers), Shane Doan (Coyotes), Ryan Whitney (Penguins), Joe Thornton (Sharks), D.J. King (Blues), Brad Richards (Lightning), Markus Naslund (Canucks)
November 9th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Well, dammit.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
roethlisberger quieting the haters in this second half. damn. torching this very good defense.
15-of-19!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Go Notre Dame
November 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
come on steelers, punch it in here
November 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Teams should be forced to go no huddle if they are behind. 60% percent of the time it works every time.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Is he like the kid on the SNL skit that’s tethered to the jungle gym or something?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
what’s the best way to mix a protein shake? Seriously.
Steak and eggs in a blender, hit frappe.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
so much for rothlisberger quieting the haters
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
oh fuck me
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Dammit Ben
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
ahhhhhh, damn.
pick in the end zone. will have to see replay to see if his fault or WRs fault
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
lol
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Ben is who we thought he was
November 9th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
oh yes, terrible pass there. jinxed!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
you have the worst timing of all time
November 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Went to high school with Brian Zoubek, that kid is talllllllll.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I love when TBL plays William H. Macy in The Cooler. He’s like clockwork
November 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Fucking Ben. Why did I put money on his shitty ass. What would their record be without that defense? 1-7?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
first red zone pick since 2007????? seriously?????
that’s phenomenal!!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
The only way you can top Jayson Werth is if you went to high school in Liverpool in the late 50s.
I picked up the Broncos D the second week of fantasy.
/Nostradamus?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Stevie Y was the correct answer, by the way.
And instead of a cookie, I offer Ill beer and wings.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
if i see one more 3 yard pass to a fucking tight end im going down the hall to the 10 girls who keep singing gay pop songs as loud as possible and putting a trident through all of them
November 9th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Is trident code for dick and balls?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
I love when TBL plays William H. Macy in The Cooler. He’s like clockwork
I’ll take that if I can fuck Maria Bello
November 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Is he like the kid on the SNL skit that’s tethered to the jungle gym or something?
no, i just throw like nesbit.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Actually – it may be better. Defense/special teams lost the games against CIN and CHI, but they won the game against MIN.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
if i see one more 3 yard pass to a fucking tight end im going down the hall to the 10 girls who keep singing gay pop songs as loud as possible and putting a trident through all of them
Why are you so angry? I wish I lived down the hall from 10 girls.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Yeah they did win the MIN game. I’m just pissed cause I bet the Steelers -2.5
November 9th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I went to school with Jason Fraser. Almost.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Sounds like something right up msuspartan’s alley
November 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
November 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Then fetch should be fourth in the NCAA in yards per catch.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I’m just me lefty, not a stud like Desmon Briscoe
November 9th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
I lived down the road from Josh McRoberts and the Big O Oscar Robertson played high school basketball in my elementary school gym.
/Thats all I got
November 9th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Hah!! 24 yards at altitude. Thanks Mitch!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
he may be a diva or kinda crazy but i would take brandon marshall on my team. no question about it. he is a beast
November 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Well, he’s only 82nd in ypc, so maybe you’re closer than you think.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I’m just me lefty, not a stud like
Desmon BriscoeJulio Jones./real football’d
November 9th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
i went to high school with brian cook and is dad norm was the town whacko until he died. his dad played for the celtics and won aring which he sold for drug money.
/i went to 4 different high schools
November 9th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Holmes has worked over Bailey tonight
November 9th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Mendenhall over 100 yards yield key bonus points I need in fantasy
November 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
3rd in yards, 4th in TDs last year
November 9th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
norm cook went to kansas.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
You mean the guy who has fewer catches, yards, and TDs than Bay Bay Thomas?
November 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Thanks a ton, Heath. I need those fucking points. I have a 10pt lead in my game, I have Heath Miller, and the other guy has Roethlisdouche and Dumervil. Lead was 23+, now just under 10.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Sounds like a friend of mine who sold our High School football state championship ring (we dominated by the way) for a bag of pot and the ring ended up being evidence in an armed robbery for which he was questioned. Name was on the ring.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
my news just opened up with ‘DOZENS OF PUPPIES AND KITTENS: ALL DEAD!” after a fire hahaha
November 9th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
You mean the guy who has fewer catches, yards, and TDs than Bay Bay Thomas?
Yeah, you know… the guy who has a fucking idiot (again) as a QB and plays against real defense.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
TROY!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
I really like Polamalu a lot, but GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT!
November 9th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
troy isnt from this planet.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Fuck Orton. Fuck neckbeards. Fuck Purdue too for good measure.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I logged off and just had to come back because I heard Gruden say Mike Nolan was a good head coach. Stupid fucking ball licking shaft caressing ass kisser. What a joke.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
kyle orton straight up cost his team the game
November 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Fuck. There goes my lead, most likely. Fucker.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Ben atones for earlier error, continues great night.
21-10.
Steelers D is dominating tonight.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
thank god. That might have clinched the cover.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
My opponent has Wallace, I have Mendenhall. I’m now winning by .04 points
November 9th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Wait! Still have just under 3-point lead. I’m so screwed.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
You just made jpq’s naughty list.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Ballz – I’d be interested to see Nolan get a 2nd chance somewhere else.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I’m an IU Hoosier it’s allowed.
/Family loves Purdue and has season tickets
/still sorry JPQ
November 9th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
This is the point in the CLE and MIN games where the KO was returned for TDs
November 9th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Who wouldnt love that Gruden, you stupid jackass
November 9th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Sallie Mae: you’re new. Let me introduce you to the plunger we use for initiation. Being a Hoosier is still no excuse.
/just kidding…..maybe
November 9th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Jesus, Kyle Orton is imploding.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Wow, HD does not do that DEN kid with the acne any favors.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Ballz – I’d be interested to see Nolan get a 2nd chance somewhere else.
Why? Any team stupid enough to go down that road again deserves the underprepared, undisciplined team they’ll get.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Holy Christ that kid had bad Acne.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Ballz – I think he’d fit in for a team that needs significant D help, but has some pieces on O to work with. He obviously isn’t the person/coach to develop a young QB like Smith.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Jesus, Kyle Orton is Kyle Orton.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
you know what should happen? a steelers fan should start TroyPolamaluFacts.com . he is a beast. a mythical beast like a centaur
November 9th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
JPQ I’m a new commenter but I’ve been a lurker for some time so I am well aware of your Boilermaker love. I live with it everyday of my life and Purdue is going to be a beast this year.
/College Basketball season will be hell for my ilk in IN
November 9th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
After the interception – wtf?
November 9th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
And a douchebag.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Christ – with that rush for a loss now I’m losing in fantasy
November 9th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Yes! Mendenhall! Winning again, but stay the fuck in bounds!
November 9th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Ballz – I think he’d fit in for a team that needs significant D help, but has some pieces on O to work with. He obviously isn’t the person/coach to develop a young QB like Smith.
Obviously. I don’t know. For Gruden to say Nolan was a good coach then to blame his failure on Alex Smith’s injury is exceedingly dumb. God Gruden sucks at this.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I think Willie Parker has gone MIA
November 9th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
I’m glad someone got a screen shot of that kid. Good god
http://twitpic.com/oylr5
November 9th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
College Basketball will be hell for everybody this season, because college basketball sucks large. Nothing worse than a February filled with college basketball highlights on ESPN news.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Sallie mae: Yeah, I really am kidding. It’s just not often people HATE Purdue, it’s usually just apathy. You can see tOSU or UM, ND, Yankee, Red Sox hate. Not much Boilermaker hate. They’re kinda non-descript (unless you live in Indiana/IU country
November 9th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I’m glad someone got a screen shot of that kid. Good god
Holy God! I haven’t seen that many white heads since I looked at the Himalayas on Google Earth.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
i bet even that kid’s parent cant stand to look at him. he needs medical attention for that.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
If it passes the time, you can just tell us everything you know about baseball. That should waste a good zero seconds.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I’m glad someone got a screen shot of that kid. Good god
http://twitpic.com/oylr5
after that kid sees his mug all over the TV and the internet, let’s hope he doesn’t live in Columbine, CO
November 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I don’t know what the line is yet, but I would need at least 17 points to even remotely consider taking CLE next week against BAL
November 9th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
STOP FUCKING THROWING ROETHLISDOUCHE!
November 9th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
I think the IU/PU rivalry took a hit when Bob Knight got canned. He was a big point of contention between the two sides. kinda sad really.
/noone really cares about IU or Purdue
November 9th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
nice to see the butt-caliper come up again. for the record, the hands start palms down, thumbs touching at right angles to pinkies, which are pointing forward. so you have three sides of a square. then you roll hands to palms up. if ass fits between thumb tips, good to go. i believe this is when desperation sets in, to help you have some kind of a standard. not for evryday use for guys like rico suave
November 9th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
If it passes the time, you can just tell us everything you know about baseball. That should waste a good zero seconds.
Wha?
November 9th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
College basketball is the best, second only to baseball. It’s not even close, but that’s just me. I’m sure most of you guys love the NFL far more than both of those.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Have no fear, the easiest bet of the year has arrived! Saints -14 at St Louis
November 9th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
best comment ever Buck.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
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nice to see the butt-caliper come up again. for the record, the hands start palms down, thumbs touching at right angles to pinkies, which are pointing forward. so you have three sides of a square. then you roll hands to palms up. if ass fits between thumb tips, good to go. i believe this is when desperation sets in, to help you have some kind of a standard. not for evryday use for guys like rico suave
It’ll be interesting explaining to my girl what i’m doing with my hands next time doggystyle comes up, that’s for sure.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I think the IU/PU rivalry took a hit when Bob Knight got canned. He was a big point of contention between the two sides. kinda sad really.
/noone really cares about IU or Purdue
you’re right. The football game has been meaningless since the 2nd year they played for the Old Oaken Bucket. Keady and Knight could REALLY get after each other, so hoops really made the rivalry. That’s when I went there, and it was great theater to see the two teams go at it. There was a genuine dislike between the teams back then.
I can’t see Painter and Crean getting into it like Bobby and the Combover
November 9th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Thank god I live in a state where there’s stuff to do.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Gracias, fetch. Figured you would agree.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
FUCK YOU CHAMP BAILEY! FUCK!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Damn James Harrison shows no Mercy.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Because he is a douchebag, as well. Hell, I hate everybody associated with that team.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I like Bill Romanowski.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Well, I lost my passport, have to get a new one, and I know I’m legitimately going to get raped in the process of getting it. Fan-fucking-tastic.
November 10th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Fuck that noise, In ‘N Out is the suck. Highly over-rated.