Bill Simmons Book Signing in Los Angeles Attracts Porn Star Courtney Cummz
Bill Simmons, Books November 10th. 2009, 10:15am
Bill Simmons had a book signing in LA yesterday, and adult film star Courtney Cummz made an appearance (great quote: “I want to bite him!”) We highly recommend not googling her if you are at work. In other Simmons news, here’s the New York Times review of his book, which describes him as a “well-informed, snarky, porn- and gambling-loving superfan.”
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November 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am
I’d fuck her… for a paycheck.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Does Simmons really sit like this in a coffee shop, sifting through multiple, hard-copy newspapers?
Or does he just use the Internet like most people?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am
If you take away the mileage, probability of disease and how her midsection and below seems to have become leathery from overuse, yes.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Does Simmons really sit like this in a coffee shop, sifting through multiple, hard-copy newspapers?
He has to kids. He probably does this to get out of the house and away from them. If you have kids and value the sanctity of your mind, this is a good move.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
What origin is Cummz? Is it Spanish? German? Polish?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Never heard of her, she can’t be that great.
/expert
November 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I get the distinct feeling he’s not nearly as tech or web savvy as he first might seem.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:25 am
She’s no Christy Canyon.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Whorish
November 10th, 2009 at 10:26 am
What origin is Cummz? Is it Spanish? German? Polish?
+1
November 10th, 2009 at 10:26 am
So, somehow less than “not at all”?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Pornish
November 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Does Simmons really sit like this in a coffee shop, sifting through multiple, hard-copy newspapers
what is the big deal with that MikeNYC?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am
chick looks like fox sports/big ten network’s charissa thompson.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am
From what I gather from his articles, I think the extent of his tech knowledge is the ESPN Trade Machine and searching for videos on YouTube.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am
That must be an old damn picture if Shaun Alexander is on the front of the sports page.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I remember reading earlier this year how coffee shops were going to pull out the couches and make the tables smaller/chairs less comfortable to keep people from lingering for ages.
Unless I was on a vacation in some other city, I’d feel like a dick just sitting in a coffee shop, farting into their couch, reading a newspaper.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I just think the entire shot is contrived to show how “well-read” he is, and they couldn’t do it without the physical papers, even though there’s probably a 1% he gets his news that way.
For some reason it just bothered me. Don’t mind me.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:29 am
I think we can add searching for porn on that
November 10th, 2009 at 10:30 am
If you weren’t a regular Simmons reader, and somebody gave you the backstory, you’d think “wow, this dude is a forward thinker, and I bet he’s got a handle on how to use the internet to his benefit”. Once you read for ~a month or so, you find out that’s not the case.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:31 am
For some reason it just bothered me. Don’t mind me
gotcha. feel free to fire away at Billy
November 10th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Nice. Headlined:
“Alexander looks great in key win”
/2005
November 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
outstanding.
Mike - if the NYT came to profile you/review your book, and wanted a photo, how would you want to come off? reading papers looks scholarly; reading papers in a coffee shop = cool/young/hip.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
TBL - Why are you following Christy Cummz (Cummings, I kind not)?
She lives in Porn Valley, California.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Ha I was going to bring this up today. Good on you tbl
November 10th, 2009 at 10:45 am
meanwhile, he’s probably a hermit, like me.
coffee shop? i quit going to starbucks (for the most part) because the lines are longer. i pop into the grocery store, grab a starbucks from the in-store stand (never a line), and maybe pick up an item or two and impress the wife.
then its back to my dungeon/office for blogging.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
I just finished the book last night, and I must say it was really really good.
The epilogue w/ Walton was really well done.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
you’re slippin. you need to be emailing me when you see this last night, man.
KC - not following. saw Simmons tweets, used the twitter search function, found some other people name her.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Mime harem dungeon?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Does not describe Bill Simmons.
/never read a single Simmons column
//dislike him on principle
///Jay’d?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Terry Cummings thinks that’s a perfectly acceptable last name.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Porn stars dont read she must have been lost.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:49 am
I’ve never understood this. He’s entertaining to read. Yeah, the Boston stuff gets to be a bit much, but how can that bother you if you’re not a regular reader?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:51 am
SC - Doesn’t matter if it doesn’t describe him - people who don’t know him, casual readers of the NYT, will see him this way.
but im with you - i just haven’t read much simmons. why do posts on him, then? he’s top dog at the #1 sports entity on the planet.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:52 am
His basketball and pop culutre knowledge is really deep.
I think his football and baseball columns are the weakest.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:53 am
But if a pornstar were to read, this would be the easy read they would be looking for
November 10th, 2009 at 10:53 am
i pop into the grocery store, grab a starbucks from the in-store stand (never a line),
The in store Starbucks by me always scorches the coffee. TBL, get one of these, it’ll change your life.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
That porn star looks like Nancy Sinatra did 40 years ago. Wait till she sees what she’s gonna look like when she’s 70. Yikes!
November 10th, 2009 at 10:54 am
just checked out her work on spankwire. she was getting double teamed. looks like shes got decent talents
November 10th, 2009 at 10:55 am
I’m having trouble with the book, because it is just so aggrandizing. I’m hung up in the chapter about how good Isiah Thomas was (which is not how I remember it, I remember Dumars doing so much dirty work on that team) and how Bill Simmons could make anyone like him. Or I may have finished that chapter already. I haven’t picked the book back up since I moved it out of the shitter, where it’s a danger to my toes.
And now with Artie’s pick column, I sometimes forget to read the Simmons weekly pick column.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:56 am
I listened to one podcast. Found him to be rather smarmy and slightly funny. I felt he took the same mindset as Cowherd that it’s nice to start small, but getting “paid” was the best thing that ever happened to him.
And Cowherd crushes this guy’s football knowledge. I don’t care nearly as much about basketball which is probably why I don’t care for Simmons.
Give me football, baseball and hockey first.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:56 am
coffee shop? i quit going to starbucks (for the most part) because the lines are longer. i pop into the grocery store, grab a starbucks from the in-store stand (never a line), and maybe pick up an item or two and impress the wife
Does Costco’s have a Starbucks? I know Target does
November 10th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Yeah, I don’t have enough frame of reference to know if it describes him or not. I was just being… smarmy? Shit. I guess I was being like him.
I’ll go sit in the corner for a little while.
November 10th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Dear god, it’s Frank in drag!
Yeah but his football columns are consistently the funniest. Does he even write about baseball anymore?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Only when the Red Sox are good.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Wait till she sees what she’s gonna look like when she’s 70.
You know how pro wrestlers all die badly before they’re 50. I wonder if that’s true for female porn stars. I’m sure they don’t age well, but what happens to most of them, I wonder.
Like right now, where is Christy Canyon, or Hyapatia Lee? — Dead? Married with Kids? Directing?
November 10th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Eh, we’ll agree to disagree on Cowherd. I think he’s a total doucher, and there are far better places for me to go for football coverage than that guy. I mean, his four pronged approach to NFL success? Owner, GM, head coach, QB? That’s some groundbreaking stuff.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Like right now, where is Christy Canyon, or Hyapatia Lee? — Dead? Married with Kids? Directing?
Their filming their last money shot as we speak at the Marilyn Chambers Memorial ATM Gangbang (sponsored by Duralube)
November 10th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Dunkin Donuts >>> Starbucks
I’ve never paid for a Starbucks coffee, and I hope I never will.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Is Caribou anywhere else in the country other than MN? I don’t usually buy coffee but if I do it’s from there.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I enjoy Cowherd now. Used to despise him. But local ESPN Radio has a different show on (which is better than Cowherd) during his time slot. I flip between the two on the web.
I probably really like him because he sits next to Beadle for an hour a day. Lucky bastard.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Their filming their last money shot as we speak at the Marilyn Chambers Memorial ATM Gangbang (sponsored by Duralube)
I just don’t get it with the ATM. I guess I get it in porn, but in real life? I’d rather to A to bathtub to wash the invisible poop off my weenie, but that’s just me.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
my porn name was going to be Will B. Cummins… would have been great
November 10th, 2009 at 11:09 am
@s1rweeve- there is one in Cleveland. good stuff
November 10th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Chicago-area has tons of them. I go Dunkin, Caribou………. Starbucks.
/off to work
November 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/29/crimesider/entry5451087.shtml
November 10th, 2009 at 11:23 am
my issue - tuesday is my hell day. blogging and freelancing. no gym. hoops game at night. so i never leave the house until 7-8-9 pm, and cabin fever kicks in at some point.
hence the starbucks trip.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:25 am
who are you freelancing for? or is it a secret?
November 10th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Simmons admits up front he doesn’t watch college football. So Cowherd would have to have him there.
I will take Simmons knowledge of the NFL ANYDAY over Cowherd. Anyday.
November 10th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I like Starbucks, but FROM-THE-STORE Dunkin Donuts is better. DD at home in my Mr. Coffee is very average. For some crazy reason, Maxwell House seems to be the best at home in my Yankee Clipper appliance.