Shaq’s Wife Files for Divorce
1-liner, Courts, Legal, NBA November 10th. 2009, 3:15pmShaq: His wife filed for divorce today in California. It probably has something to do with the fact that he was cheating on her (allegedly!) with the fiance of Gilbert Arenas. This is the best photo of Gil’s ex that we can find. Shaq has made a staggering $272 million just from basketball; who knows, maybe he’s cleared half that (or equal? Or more?) in endorsements throughout his career. This will cost Shaq more than what Jim Nantz paid his wife, but less than what Michael Jordan’s wife got (estimated $150 million). [TMZ]
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November 10th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
probably has something to do with that rapper Mary Jane too
November 10th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
not to mention how much he made off of shaq fu
November 10th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Didnt he file for divorce last year?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Somewhere Kobe Bryant is smiling.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
this is the best photo of Gil’s ex that we can find.”
If by, best, you mean that is the last one you will ever put up of her… fair enough. 272 mil and you’re taking Gil’s dog?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
and how much did kobe spend on the ring for his woman, and the amount he gave the white chick?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
A hell of a lot less than what Shaq’s about to pay out, and he kept his little Mexic@n girl.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@ sparty my guess is that whole fiasco cost him about 8 million
November 10th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
ouch, i’d paper cut my eye balls. YAY, more distractions for the Cavs!! i don’t like where this season is going.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I’ve only seen 3 of the AL Gold Gloves, but so far none of them have been correct.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Whatever it was, it was a bargain…
November 10th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Shaq is banging a velociraptor?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
That is how valuable young strange is.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
$130 million off Icy Hot and Payless shoes endorsements? I don’t think so.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
If that’s the best picture you can find of Habachi’s fiance, then Shaq did him a favor.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I think the ring was 4 mill, he must have really been sorry for bangin that whore.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
November 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I can believe this. Shaq is fucking Huge.
Yep because he raped a bitch and his bitch didnt leave him and shes 10x hotter than any bitch Ive seen with Shaq.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
How much you think he knocked down from Reebok early in his career?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
There is a hilarious story in the Simmons book about an NBA upper management meeting in which it was theorized that the real problem with the Kobe situation was she wasn’t as experienced aas your typical NBA groupie, and Kobe tried some complicated sex act with her, which David Stern (and I) had never heard of, and it was then explained to him, and then he was, well, mostly sad.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
sure they are fetch. but they are based on shit, not facts.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
“Shaq vs.” now has new meaning.
/first!
November 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
TST, that is awesome. i heard he blew it in her face and she didn’t take well to that, seriously.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Why, oh why do athletes EVER get married?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
because the ones that stay single don’t get any ass.
/AC Green’d
November 10th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Cuz that’s his thing.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I bet Shaq gets off relatively light, considering that his wife did embezzle money from him. He’s still going to pay more than Kobe did, but then again, Kobe will eventually fork over half of his estate (no prenup against the wishes of his family).
November 10th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Why, oh why do athletes EVER get married?
Good Question Child Support is way cheaper than getting a divorce.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Yeah this came out all last year. This is just the aftermath. Who said you can’t buy freedom?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
How the hell has LeBron’s wife not filed for divorce yet with all his antics out and about?
Oh wait…
November 10th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Bron knows what he’s doing, Savannah knows she aint gettin shit other than child support if he leaves.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
oh wait…….hes a gaylord
November 10th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
If I were an athlete there is no way in hell I would get married. Way too much temptation and the price of said temptation is way too high. I’d also demand a rock-solid prenup.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
smart guy
November 10th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
was it The Denver Omelette?
November 10th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Kobe tried some complicated sex act with her, which David Stern (and I) had never heard of
was it The Denver Omelette?
I bet it was the ole Cincinnati Bowtie.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Alligator Fuckhouse
November 10th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
it was probably the angry pirate or cherry cheesecake from the way she reacted to it.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Obviously, Kobe went for the Mehqsicun* Halloween.
/Senor Chang’d
*cleaned up offensive word for TBL’s server
November 10th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Alligator Fuckhouse
Great scene.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Could have been the Cleveland Steamer or Boston Pancake???
November 10th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Threads like this are the reason I keep urban dictionary bookmarked.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Alligator Fuckhouse FTW!!!!
/Don’t forget the Pittsburgh Platter.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
maybe he did the bigelow teachest http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bigalow+teachest
November 10th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
and yes that is mine. my buddies came up with it
November 10th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I like how it’s referred to as “an intimate move”.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Arenas’ girl is hideous. No wonder he let her “go visit her sister” all the time… so he could bang something human-like.
November 10th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
What the fuck is up with atheteles and getting married/hooked to ugly ass broads. First D-Wade, now this.
FYI, as a loyal Kobe guy, there’s way too much evidence that would have showcased that he did not rape that chick. Girl had 3 semen stains on her panties when coming in for the rape kit exam, and fucked another dude after she had sex with Kobe. Also, he’s a fucking NBA star in the pinnacle of his career,what use would he have gotten out of raping a chick when he can have other bitches in 10 minutes if he wanted?
“Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m gettin divorceD!”
Or maybe you cheat on your decent looking wife with that elephant looking…thing.
November 10th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
FYI, as a loyal Kobe guy, there’s way too much evidence that would have showcased that he would not have been found guilty in a court of law – but not necessarily prove he was innocent of raping that chick.
/fixed for accuracy
//never confuse being able to be found not guilty with true innocence
November 10th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
The Cosby Sweater?
November 10th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Shaq’s ex wife is only going to get half of the money (aka community property – salary, increased values in real estate, stock apprehension, etc) “they” made together has a couple within the six years that they were married. However, if he commingled his pre-marriage funds, it maybe difficult to determine what the value of the community property.
Kobe on the other hand married his wife early in his career. 3 years in I believe, so she is going to be entitled half of most of his career earnings.
Professional athletes interested in protecting their wealth, should get married after their playing careers have ended.