Shane Victorino’s Getting Married This Weekend, and Surprisingly, Jon Gosselin Will Be Present
1-liner, Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball November 11th. 2009, 11:00am
Shane Victorino and Jon Gosselin: The Phillies outfielder is getting married this weekend in Hawaii. (Photos of his fiancee, Melissa Smith, can be found here and here.) Victorino had his bachelor party last weekend in Atlantic City. Ryan Howard was there. (Hopefully, he brought his college “friends.”) Name you might recognize from the guest list: Jon Gosselin, a reality TV guy who is going through a midlife crisis at 32. If you have to ask yourself, “who?” then your best bet is to call your wife/girlfriend and ask. She knows. [Philly.com]
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November 11th, 2009 at 11:02 am
i can’t think of a reason why he would be there besides that they have a wearing ed hardy douche connection
November 11th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Embarrassing.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Victorino and Gosselin both wear douchey Affliction and Ed Hardy t-shirts. This isn’t surprising.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:07 am
unfortunately, I neither have to ask my wife nor can I pat myself on the back.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Jon Gosselin, a reality TV guy who is going through a midlife crisis at 32. If you have to ask yourself, “who?” then your best bet is to call your
wife/girlfriendTBL and askNovember 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am
nice shirt fah go.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am
what guy in their right mind would have 8 kids…even the octomom had to trick someone to get his sperm.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Embarrassing.
hernia: the fact that Victorino invited this cumcropper to the party, that TBL did a post on that fact, or both?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Um, me too. I hate myself. Wife and I live near their old digs, does that count as an excuse to why I know who he is? Anyone? Please?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I find it inconceivable that anyone in the United States could be unaware of the Gosselins after last summer. I’d never heard of that fucking show (I didn’t even know TLC HAD shows) and since then I feel like I’ve heard something about those two, even if it’s just a magazine cover in a supermarket, every other fucking day.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I find it inconceivable that anyone in the United States could be unaware of the Gosselins after last summer. I’d never heard of that fucking show (I didn’t even know TLC HAD shows) and since then I feel like I’ve heard something about those two, even if it’s just a magazine cover in a supermarket, every other fucking day.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:13 am
@TST - Double-post fail.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Hrmmmm….I vote both
November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 am
one of jk+8 shows last season had the highest rating ever for cable…that is until oprah makes the switch over
November 11th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Didn’t the Favre/Packers game just get the highest rating ever for cable a few weeks ago? Maybe more people just have cable.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:17 am
does anyone know if this is the reason the NYP picked Victorino to put on the cover with the skirt?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:18 am
TJ
since everybody loves a good quiznos, subway, and jj discussion, this article was kind of cool.
end TJ
November 11th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Anyone watch V last night? Thoughts?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:23 am
There was an episode last year where he took some of his kids to a Phillies game and got to meet Chollie and Victorino. Maybe Shane liked his shirt and decided to keep in touch.
Yeah, I used to watch that show before they went all tabloid.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:23 am
is what the reason?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:24 am
one of jk+8 shows last season had the highest rating ever for cable
I don’t think this is true. I think it was an early MNF game, then HSM II, then a MNF game, then a different MNF game.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Yeah, I used to watch that show before they went all tabloid.
I knew there was a girl in there somewhere.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Thank you for pointing out that episode so I didnt have to. Was a decent show before they went nuts. That woman is a lunatic though.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Needs more Ed Hardy and Tapout shirts. Probably needs more Daughtry and Neckelback as well.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Then you missed out on some good episodes of Trading Spaces. Genevieve had some great ideas.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:26 am
i think that shows how records are fleeting. but looking at it now, who is still talking about favre/packers vs jon and kate?
given that kate had 8 kids, and jon is part asian, wonder if there is any thread left.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:27 am
from the NYTimes…
Last season, the Phillies released a Victorino bobblehead doll with a twist. It actually had bobble hips instead, and Victorino, a native of Wailuku, Hawaii, was wearing a hula skirt and playing a ukulele. When fans stuck it to their car dashboards, it would dance.
no idea if this is why or not
November 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am
is this how canada spells it? (seriously asking since they use different spellings, ie centre, metre, etc)
November 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am
I didn’t even know TLC HAD shows
they film every action by every midget in the entire country. If you have a pinheaded daughter, you’ve had a TLC special done on you. If you have a 600 pound tumor, TLC’s on the phone. I think also if you’re the ace of cakes.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I think TLC has that show “I didnt know I was pregnant”. One of my favorite shows right now.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:34 am
yeah “I didn’t know i was pregnant” is the scariest thing in the world to me. You are going about your normal life and your wife who has been drinking and has shown zero signs of pregnancy pops out a baby. How does that happen
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Cake Boss. Yes, I watch it. Ace of Cakes is Food. Watch that too.
/what is wrong with me?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 am
“I didn’t know I was pregnant” … im afraid to even think about how this show would work.
terrified, in fact.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:37 am
TBL its just stories about people who were knocked up and had no idea and go to the hospital because they aren’t feeling well and just have babies, its ridiculous and apparently very true
November 11th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Usually its overweight girls who have irregular periods to begin with… I cant imagine having labor pains and not knowing whats wrong, it must feel like youre dying.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
November 11th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Jersey Bitches.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:45 am
That show seems to purposefully try and perpetuate every New Jersey Italian-American stereotype…and that is why I watch.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I knew Shave Victorino was a fah go.
/not that I need this as confirmation
November 11th, 2009 at 11:46 am
that is not what the hot slutty girls are claiming when they pop out during prom night.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Liked it but I don’t like Juliette as the leader of the group. She annoys me.
Re: “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant” CJ is right, it’s usually overweight women with irregular periods. A word to all men with girlfriends/wives on the pill - if she’s on the pill and taking antibiotics, USE A BACK UP METHOD OF BC!
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
agreed.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Usually, yes. We saw one, however, with some skinny chick who gained maybe 10 lbs during her pregnancy. They showed a pic of her in a bikini at 6 months pregnant, and you could see ab definition.
Highlight of the episode was definitely the reanactment of her delivery. She wakes her boyfriend up in the middle of the night and tells him she’s in pain and is going to the hospital. He rolls over in bed, and says, “Ok.” and goes back to sleep. She passes out on the lawn on the way to the car, and her neighbors find her and call 911.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Winner! Plus, Paige usually wore low rise jeans with her belly showing. She was hot in a please don’t speak while I’m fucking you way.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 am
St. Bear - totally saw that episode. Also cracked up that the boyfriend didn’t even offer to go to the hospital with her and she passed out on the lawn. That was another instance where she was on BC but took antibiotics.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I live in NJ, it’s not that hard to do.