The Serena Williams Photo You’ve Been Waiting For
Uncategorized July 24th. 2007, 3:12pm
Before it folded, Jane Magazine had the bright idea to photograph celebrities in various stages of undress. Tennis player Serena Williams, who always stirs the emotions in these parts, elected to strip down to her birthday suit. We’re going to leap into the bivouack while you offer your opinion on this photo.
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July 24th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I didn’t know Barbaro had a new photo shoot..
July 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Sumthin about this photo doesnt feel or look right? Is it the hair? I need some help with this because I don’t know if its her?
July 24th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Not sure what a “bivouack” is, but I assume it is “a place one goes to vomit.” If I wanted to look at naked dudes, I’d…oh, that’s right. I don’t want to look at naked dudes.
July 24th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
You’s a big fine woman, won’t you back that thang on up.
July 24th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I thought Barry bonds mistress was the one posing for playboy…. When did he decide to strip nude?
July 24th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
What does, “leap into the bivouack,” mean? I assume you mean, “bivouac.” Still, not sure what the phrase means.
She looks good, but that photo has got to be fairly old. She’s put on a little weight lately
July 24th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
man here goes the haters again! I re-tract my earlier post and will go with the pic. She is a good looking woman and you guys are afraid of trying to get with that!
July 24th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
She’s an attractive woman.
July 24th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Think those flowers are covering up her “tuck back”?..
July 24th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Doesn’t do it for me.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Looks good to me. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for talking.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
only blow up dolls with no ass do it for you Purdue!
Here is the thing about black thick girls vs. the other’s races……Black girls are a challenge in the bedroom especially if they are a 6.5 or more on the thickness scale. Plus they dont go down that much where other’s tend to satisfy men orally more. This is a true fact that was researched by doctors so don’t get mad about the info people!
July 24th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I don’t know. Serena does not do it for me at all. I do not see what guys see in her. Would I kick her out of bed? No, but I would be doing it to say that I was with Serens Williams, not because I think she is at all hot.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
No, Flora, Dude
Wait, that’s one person?
July 24th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Still better than Chyna.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Are we sure that flower isn’t also covering up a set of balls hanging down between the legs?
July 24th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
She looks good.
I mean, come on, she’s an athlete. Appears to have a decent personality too.
If any of you ever saw Bev Francis, you’d see a woman who looked like a man. Serena is just a big girl.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
I want to climb her.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
*Shudders*
Does A-Rod like black chicks? Hurr build is right up his alley.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
To quote Austin Powers:
“That’s a man, man!”
July 24th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
That picture is so airbrushed. Wasn’t it just recently there were pics of her in a bikini and she was definately bigger and jigglier(sp) just like the rest of us..
July 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
I’m not hating on Serena (she’s Miss Universe compared to Venus), but in no way, shape, or form does she look like the picture above.
July 24th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
You remember in Total Recall and Spaceballs how their respective planets essentially run out of air? Thanks to the amount of air-brushing in that picture, the planet Earth is now facing the very same crisis.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Plus the pic is digitally fixed! That is some bullcorn. I would bang but you can tell its fixed or been altered!
July 24th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I’d like to slap some barbecue sauce on that big ol’ butt and just….oooowwwwooooooo!!!!
July 24th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Top Ten responses to a Big BOOTY…..
Are you doing anything Sunday? Care to let me pray to Mecca on your azz?
10) May i rest my drank on you sweety?
9) I’d like to slap some barbecue sauce on that big ol’ butt and just….oooowwwwooooooo!!!!
7) I like big butts and I cannot lie.
6) You’s a big fine woman, won’t you back that thang on up.
5) I said a woobleley wooblely i said a woobley woobley uh wooblely
4) Mary, I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy
3) Serena Serena the sperm cleana, bitch so dumb called her misdemeanor, cuz it had to be a crime, to be that dumb, took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth…
2) I want to climb (on) her
1) Hummuna Hummuna Hummuna
July 24th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
yea she’s a big strong gurl but i’d def take her for a ride one time. most def.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Worst response to big booty.
Read: Maksampsonite
July 24th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
100% airbrushed, and based on how slim she looks in the pic, I think the brush ran out of air doing it. guinnessgirl took the words right out of my mouth. There were recent pictures of her during Wimbledon in which she looked very sloppy on some beach. i think she’s pretty hot, but she’s gotta lose 15-20.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
That flower is not long for life. In fact I’m sure that within 3 minutes of the shoot ending, not only had it wilted, but had turned into fertile compost.
Sorry, gals with guys’ builds just don’t do it for me. To each their own…
July 24th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Looks old and/or airbrushed
July 24th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Does anyone remember that scene Van Wilder where Taj got his first “blow job”. That flower is going to do the same thing!
July 24th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
White guys can’t handle all that that black woman got.
So stop commenting. You’d get lost up in there - and you know it.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Its not a matter of being lost, its a case of not wanting to visit such nether regions of an inevitably dark, dark underworld without a map, compass, and possibly a few natural landmarks to ensure you find your way out.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Oh yea, and she could run straight through a brick wall, that’s kinda a turn off.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Yeah johnny, it’s not a surprise that she’s too much woman for you.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
“Jane”? Remember last year when they had a woman who was a virgin turning 30 and sent her on a bunch of dates?
No?
July 24th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
If that qualifies as a woman to you, take it. Jesus Christ, criticize me. You know I left you an apology on that old thread? Check it out if you want, but pardon me if I like my women to actually appear to be women. You know, with all the fixuns like masculine facial features, arms as big, if not bigger than mine, ability to lift a car off my chest in case of an accident, thighs that could crush my windpipe with a single muscle reflex twitch. No sorry, I like chicks that have tight little backsides, feminine features, and ones that weigh under 170 pounds, yes that means you too Tyra Banks. Chicks are waaaaay to comforatble in their “skin” nowadays. Did anyone happen to check out the 2007 BET awards at all on friday night. Well let me tell you, the emcee was some grade biggun that must have weighed at least 225, was under 5 feet tall, and good god, despite aparently being some sort of “singer” was actually a worse lipsyncer than britney spears. And since you are gonna call me racist, eh fuck it, you’re gonna do it anyways.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
I don’t care what anyone else says….I have always had jungle fever and I want to climb her. She can even make me her bitch if she so desires.
July 24th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
http://images.google.com/images?q=bev+francis
That’s a woman who looks like a man.
July 24th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Gawd johnny, you do get all wound up! Take it easy….
July 24th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
How did this turn into black/white thing, anyway? I don’t care if a woman’s green, with a body like that she’d fucking crush anyone in her path.
July 24th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
That fat woman on the BET awards is no singer…she’s a comedian whose made a career about being fat and making fat women jokes. Her name is Monique. But yeah…these fat chicks need to learn that they’re absolutely unacceptable human beings.
July 24th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Johnny, that Emcee was a comedian by the name of Monique and she talks all of the time about being a “BIG Girl.” man. What she is saying is that big girls need love too.
If you don’t like girls with curves then that’s you. I like women who have breasts (wife’s has 40DD’s and they are real) and a butt and they aren’t fake Barbie doll types. But if you like those types…good for you playa!
July 24th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Hey, not getting worked up, just don’t like being checked by some dude telling me Serena Williams is hot. Granted, she is the best looking WIlliams, but that isnt saying much. I will leave all the big girl luving to you from now on DC and KS since you guys like um round and starving 5 minutes after a 3 course meal. HOLY SHIT 40DD. what the hell do you even do with those; I’ll be honest, titties that big do absolutely nothing for me unless the chick underneath them is phenominal, and real. nope, i wouldnt want 4DDs sorry. I like a nice large B or C. I’m an assman, and to be honest, the backshot of serena’s ass just kept reminding me of the tight asshots of the ambiguously gay duo cartoons from SNL. Shes a mule. My point about Monique, NO! NO! NO! that is NOT sexy, just as serena’s 22 inch biceps and 44 inch thighs are not sexy, IMHO
July 24th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Damn, I like what I see. I can’t look away.
July 24th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Johnny go back and watch the video “baby got back”. The measurements for a perfect women in my humble opinion is 36-24-36. My wife is a 40-26-36, 5′ 6 and under 175. She is not that big dude.
Are you under 6′ tall. IF you are..I understand!
July 24th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Better than that…….google these names and tell me if you like any of these ladies….Melyssa Ford, Ester Baxter, Buffie the Body, Krysti Hill.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
it’s like an nfl fucking linebacker in high heels. fuck you for making me see this.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
From a photography standpoint…It’s not that bad of a photo!…The photographer did a good job of taking an athletically-built woman and making her look soft and sexy.
BTW…airbrushing photo went out with film and paper prints. Everything is now done digitally with Photoshop, where it is quite easy to smooth over blemishes and take a few extra pounds off!
Has this shot been Photoshopped? More than likely!
July 24th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Sorry, correction to last posting…Esther Baxter
July 24th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
LOL. Stop it johnny. Just because you don’t like Serena’s bod doesn’t mean it aint allright. You sound a bit scared of her….heh.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I’ve always wanted to take a ride up Serena’s alley… and I still do! I just want to thank all the thick, juicy black girls out there (not fat) for being who you are. Bless you.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Melyssa Ford, Thats a big 10-4, her arms look like those of a WOMAN, her ass is huge, but everything is proportionate, so i give her a yes.
Cant find a viewable Baxter picture, but i will pretend she looks like ciara and say yes, i would.
Buffie the BOdy (hilarious) absolutely not. A tattoo on an ass that giagantic is totally a dealbreaker. plus, her legs look like treetrunks.
As for Krysti hill, i dont find her that attractive in the face to begin with, but the pics i found look like there is enough loose skin under the buttcheek-crease line where i might be able to vomit without actually seeing it in person. so she’s a no.
Ok, found Baxter, and although she looks manish in a red dress pic i found, she looks pretty damn tapworthy in a bathinsuit, so ill give her the thumbs up.
And KS, you’re absolutely right, but i feel like all the sympathizing for larger women and putting them all over the place may possibly giving the wrong idea to the morbidly obese. thats all. but you are damn skippy im fucking terrified of her. jesus, she could kill a full sized rhino with her bare hands. i prefer girls/women that appear as though i could break them in half, just in case i need to dispose of a body or something, it would greatly simplify things.
July 24th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
plus, she’s got the “v” shaped back definition of arnold schwartznegger in 1979 as well which, needless to say is creepy.
July 24th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
so basically you like no challenge when it comes down to a woman. According to what you just said the type of woman that you want is about 5′ 2″- 5′ 5″ and 100 pounds which means she can’t cook. I will take a woman 5′ 2″- 5′ 6″ 150 to 165 with curves any day of the week.
July 24th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Naw man, you got me all wrong, it’s ok, I’m all over the map. I can cook, but a chick that can cook would be a plus. I’m 6′1” and I don’t like being able to look downwards on top of a head. So 5′5” might be pushin it. I don’t have ONE preference, I like all shapes and sizes and colors. I don’t like thick legs and a badonkadonk, which is exactly what Serena has. Some may prefer that, as you can tell, I do not. Ideal woman to me would probabaly be Kate Beckinsdale or Elisha Cuthbert hybrid that only wants to sex me up all day. I like a challange, which is exactly why attention whores, or in general, many of the chicks on the blogs, don’t interest me other than as candy. Like I could bag any of them anyways… haha
July 25th, 2007 at 12:59 am
I could’ve waited my whole life without seeing that.
July 25th, 2007 at 2:36 am
i love flowers
July 25th, 2007 at 4:28 am
Is that a man?
July 25th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Id wreck it…
July 25th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
They must have done something with that photo because right now she is overweight and out of shape to play tennis. That is why she lost at Wimbledon. Also she has very little respect for her opponents and will never give credit to those who beat her in tennis. Venus is much more classy and a better tennis player right now.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Serena is the most beautiful woman on earth. I would leave my family for her. You go girl. Phenomenal. Photoshopped or not photoshopped, this is a real woman. natural, no steroids, no testosterone.
I think some of the guys here are afraid of her, lol. This is a sweet woman and she’s got a GREAT ass!
July 25th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Thumbs up, there is something about it, that makes it look like art. Would I hit it? Any day.
July 26th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I can’t believe some of you guys. Serena is a beautiful CONFIDENT woman. And Casey, What?! The reason she didn’t win Wimbledon was that she injured her wrist and hamstring. Even without the injuries she may have had a hard time getting past her sister Venus who was incredible. To those who made derogatory comments about Venus’ looks, I am sure her man Hank Kuehne (sp?) the golfer disagrees with you.