Because We Haven’t Reached Our Cleveland Bashing Quota For Today
Baseball, Delicate Geniuses, NBA November 11th. 2009, 6:15pm
One of our readers sent us this photo of Indians’ GM Mark Shapiro and Cavs GM Danny Ferry fraternizing at a Bruce Springsteen concert. Struck by such a collision of astute minds, we must ask, which is more brutal. Paying $20 million to see Kerry Wood stroll out of the bullpen in the 9th or paying $20 million to watch Shaq defend a Pick and Roll?
Answer: Growing Up a Sports Fan in Cleveland
November 11th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
today feel like saturday, and i was going to say, “is brady quinn really starting tomorrow?”
November 11th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
the bashing never ceases. had an oppurtunity to go see the boss last night but passed and went to work. Stupid decision.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
“Stay outta Cleveland, Shapiro! Stay outta Cleveland, deadbeat!”
November 11th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
no lebron.
no CC.
no Cliff lee.
hey, at least there’s the Browns …
November 11th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Sorry should have included Paying $20 million to watch Brady Quinn play quarterback!
November 11th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
But at least they saved a large chunk of cash by at least pretending they really wanted Derek Anderson to start six games. The Kok’s parting gift.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
“Stay outta Cleveland, Shapiro! Stay outta Cleveland, deadbeat!”
“Stay outta my quiet little beach community”
/I fucking hate the Eagles
November 11th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
my son texted me this morning that he went to get LeBron’s autograph last night (his friend’s Dad works at the visiting team’s hotel, so they can get into the lobby to get autographs & see the guys). He got Varajau(?), but when they went to LeBron & asked for his, they said he looked at Delonte & he said “these lil ni**as think they’re gettin’ me to sign. better luck next time, suckas, & then they laughed and blew them off.
I told him he was who I thought he was…a dick
November 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Your killlllin me with this post. Ya all our sports suck, but you can keep dreaming about getting the L train in NYC TBL. It’s only going to hurt you that much more when it doesn’t happen….
/sour Cleveland fan
//purchasing NBA league pass now getting ready for lebron not in c town next yr
November 11th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
JPQ, he’s a modern day fuckin asshole, that is not a rare occurence even up here in his home town of Akron. His contract insist he does not sign autographs unless authorized because it lowers the value of the signature. There are many more stories just like the one you told.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
my son texted me this morning that he went to get LeBron’s autograph last night (his friend’s Dad works at the visiting team’s hotel, so they can get into the lobby to get autographs & see the guys). He got Varajau(?), but when they went to LeBron & asked for his, they said he looked at Delonte & he said “these lil ni**as think they’re gettin’ me to sign. better luck next time, suckas, & then they laughed and blew
them off.
Wow. Did that really happen? Yankee and Cowboys fan and know this?
/speechless
November 11th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I don’t really think you can compare the management of the Indians and Cavs, but I guess if you think Kerry Wood makes 20 MM a year what do you know anyway.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Cleveland sucks
November 11th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
having to watch michigan football every Saturday?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
To none of their credit, Tiger is the same way too. Try working in the service industry and getting a tip out of any of these assholes. pricks.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Brady Quinn has thrown a grand total of 174 passes in his career, playing with the sorriest “supporting” cast in the league this side of Detroit.
I still think he’s going to be good.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
read it again, now. this time sound it out.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
The L train already exists in NYC. You need a beard, a scarf and something ironic to ride it.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
lmao
totally accurate
look at this fucking hipster!
Lou Dobbs, peace, see ya later
November 11th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Raptors-Bulls about to start. Hoping for a Raps win but I’m thinking Rose might have a career night against their horrible D.
While we’re bashing LeBron, I’ve heard many $0 tip stories about him from the times he visited Toronto. He also enjoys our strippers.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Very nice.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I have never texted with my parents, nor will I ever.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Oh, I know about the autograph blowoffs. It was just because it was LeBron and the post that I even bothered to say it. He said a bunch of guys have been cool, and some have been dicks. That’s predictable.
He also did say last week Amare walked in with three chicks on his way to the room and just laughed when they asked him to sign
/NBA STD’s…catch it!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
and its shocking that these guys catch rape allegations
November 11th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
ps - rooting for the Magic tonight
November 11th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Three? Damn. Wonder if he wore the goggles.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
There are many more stories just like the one you told.
and yet, we never hear about them on ESPN, or really any of the other major sports outlets. do they just assume that we assume, or are they just stars’ cum-belching roadwhores?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Wonder if he wore the goggles
For safety!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
hell, if i was 6-9 i’d want three to work separately on my head, thorax and exoskeleton
November 11th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
because i couldn;t think of the third part of an insect, that’s why exoskeleton
November 11th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
wow, i’m carrying youse guys
November 11th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
vezina: I just saved the link for you. You are now “Recent comments”
http://thebiglead.com/?p=27851#comment-569939
November 11th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
i hope my rep is halfway decent here, because I didn’t bookmark it, but a couple months ago i said Noah was going to be an all-star this year. feeling good about that, especially for a guy who is an NBA dunce
November 11th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
shit. didn’t work.
quick, write like 5 things and print the screen
November 11th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Before the Indians signed Larry Doby, they wanted to work him out 1 last time to confirm he was healthy. He worked out at a practice with 3 other guys. After the workout, Doby said his buddies would be glad to sign as well. The Indians declined.
Those other three were Hank Aaron, Ernie Banks and Willie Mays (not 100% on Mays). Although I am in my 30’s, this fuck up is worse than LBJ leaving potentially.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
what are we doing, jpq?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Vezina is the party starter!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I’ve got a ton of friends in the service industry here. The consensus seems to be that the NBA stars that are ‘good guys’ based on their treatment of hotel staff, servers and fans are:
D-Ho
Danny Granger
Steve Nash
Tayshaun Prince
Stephen Jackson
November 11th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
what are we doing, jpq?
vezina: it’s kinda like a private chat. Good thing I gotta leave for about an hour in 10 minutes. I know I won’t be missed
scripty: never heard that before. great story.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Steven Jackson….interesting
November 11th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Lets go BUlls!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Abdomen.
Paolo is jealous of your quintuple post.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Paolo is jealous of your quintuple post.
He’s done it. You usually only see it at 7am on a Saturday morning. Sadly, I’ve done it myself, just to clear his name out of there.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
That’s what I thought. He apparently loves hanging out in the hotel lobby or just wandering around the building and talking to anyone who recognizes him. One guy said he’s asked for access to the hotel weight room at crazy hours and tipped very nicely after the staff bent the rules (not a bribe, just a ‘thank you’ payment after the fact). One friend thinks he has ADHD.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
One friend thinks he has ADHD.
who has what?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
vezina: I just saved the link for you. You are now “Recent comments”
http://thebiglead.com/?p=27851#comment-569939
what are we doing, jpq?
vezina: it’s kinda like a private chat.
fellas, i’m a little wet behind the ears on blog-comment-tricks. what was jpq doing with all that?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
That’s what i don’t get about these guys. Why can’t they just be cordial people while at the top of their fame and success so you aren’t looked at as a major asshole when you are out of the league and irrelevant.
Reporter to LeBron about FA: i owe it to my team to concentrate on this year and this will be the last time i talk about free agency until after this season.
Jalen Rose: why didn’t he say this at MSG last week?
Awesome.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I ran into Steven Jackson at Rio Gentlemans Club in Indy after he was traded to GS and yes it is the same place he was arrested for brandishing a gun. I guess he couldn’t get enough of the place. That being said he bought everyone in our group a lap dance, pretty nice guy that night.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
ps - rooting for the Magic tonight
rooting for the magic? Or against Cleveland in hopes of them sucking so your dreams come true?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Reverse that shit, damnit.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
That’s funny.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Paolo is jealous of your quintuple post.
i feel ok about this because his come at 1 am, 2 hours after clear-out, or like DH says, 7 am.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
It’s hard to hate Tom Brady.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I like that Dwight Howard is angry this year.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
psycho T-5 minutes, 3 fouls, 7 points
/Scrappy
November 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
This sounds like something that belongs in that soccer thread. And by the way, it’s good to see we’ve moved from “the ugliest girls we’ve ever fucked” to “the sickest shit we’ve ever watched (while probably masturbating).” I assume in a month I will discover the “favorite snuff films I’ve ever personally shot and participated in” with links.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Paolo’s posts stand alone because the rest of us aren’t worthy enough to sully them with our intermingled ninny bojack muttering.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
YOu almost got Shot!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
It is. Manning’s better, but it’s awfully hard to denigrate Brady in order to elevate Mannning, which seems to be the norm (and also which I think I just did). It’s hard to hate Belichick, either, because he’s too good at what he does. Now the Steelers, on the hand, were responsible for the two most painful losses in Colts history so they can sit and spin on a rusty knife.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Taguchi, is that a high horse you’re up on there?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I have a video on my pc of that porn star who went to Simmons’ book signing, Courtney Cummz. She was on the Bang Bus and her name was Melanie(eeee). I feel duped.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Enough of this bullshit… who is ready for the CM fucking A’s!!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Tampa he just likes to brandish not shoot.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Now the Steelers, on the hand, can sit and spin on a rusty knife.
I’m pretty sure the 412 did already run away, but if he hasn’t, and was mustering the courage to comment, he probably just broke down in tears.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I tend to disagree.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Taguchi, is that a high horse you’re up on there?
It is. And I LIKE IT. I feel like I understand Duffy. You all look so mall.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Not me, no Modern Family because of that bojack gathering.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
*Golf Clap
November 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Also were the beneficiaries of the most poorly officiated game in the history of sports.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I tend to disagree.
Me too. It’s ok to irrationally hate somebody because they’re married to Giselle Bundchen and have a rectum on their chin. And the Tuck game.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
+ a lot of internet points
November 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
bsanders I agree with you totally living in Indy, everyone hates Brady and the Pats but it is totally misguided they are just good at what they do. Now the Steelers, fuck those lucky assholes.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
This was Plaxico’s objective, he failed miserably
November 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
no help wth the JPQ stuff?
TST, sickest thing I’ve ever watched, no penis involved, were the opening scenes of “irreversible”.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Jersey YO! You listen to Darius Rucker?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Also were the beneficiaries of the most poorly officiated game in the history of sports.
The 2002 Sacramento Kings have a fourth quarter replay they’d like you to watch.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Brady is unhateable, but fuck Belicheck. He might be good at what he does, but he’s still a SOB. Stalin was pretty good at what he does to, and he had better fashion sense and didn’t steal big breasted married women from the unsuspecting proletariat.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I thought the rape was harder to watch than the skull crushing.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Wes Johnson is explosive. I’ve never seen a guy get off the floor that quickly. It’ll make the 30 turnovers a game more bearable.
/college basketball
November 11th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
no help wth the JPQ stuff?
use your thinkbone, Vezina. Read what he said and use your context clues.
@ Taguchi, I was also skeeved the fuck out by two of those comment threads today.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I wouldn’t say they’re lucky, but it’s one thing to get your ass kicked in the playoffs but a better team and much better coach (like in ‘03 and ‘04). It’s another to miss the Super Bowl because a ball rolled off Aaron Bailey’s chest or to not get to face lesser Doncos and Seahawks teams because a cornerback’s wife stabbed him in the leg the night before. And because Mike Doss sucked throbbing penis.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
My Brady hatred has grown from my step-father being from Boston, and his non-stop pro-Boston and New England bullshit, plus the fact I already hated the Red Sox (being an O’s fan) and their fans, the Brady and Belicheck hatred really just felt right.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Question who is the suriviviest survivorman or man v. wild?
/I’m going with MvW
November 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
@Property of Sallie May Was that before this happened?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I thought the rape was harder to watch than the skull crushing.
it always is.
/just before skull crushing was backward arm break though
November 11th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I didn’t have a rooting interest in that one so it doesn’t count
/bojack homer’d
November 11th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I’m going with MvW
how fucking hard is it if a guy with a camera on his shoulder can hang with him?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
They don’t bother me, really, and they’re occasionally funny (the Butt Caliper thread was funnier than anything I saw today though). I just don’t understand why people act proud of them, as if the act of talking about sick shit on the comments thread of a sports blog is an accomplishment worth trumpeting.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Wait, which thread was completely absurd today?
November 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
The luck I speak of was knife wielding wife, that and Big Ben running around the field like fucking Madden and somehow completing a crippling pass every other 3rd down.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Get a life.
/Cowherd
November 11th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
The threads were awesome today, was pissed i was busy and coulnt participate in calling everyone racist, looking at a dismantled monkey victim, and adding my experience with the brazilian version of 2girls1cup
November 11th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Cuz I got a roof over my head, the woman I love laying in my bed
Its alright…. alright
November 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
November 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Question who is the suriviviest survivorman or man v. wild?
Survivorman seems like a lonely loser. I remember the one episode where he was in the “arctic” and millions of miles from civilization, but then got instantaneously rescued by a cigarrette smoking, snowmobile riding Inuit. He also uses gasoline to start his survivor fires sometimes.
MvW leaves every night via helicopter and stays in a nearby hotel. So he’s better rested. He’d probably do to Survivorman what he did to that monitor lizard.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
That Monkey shit is unreal.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Soccer.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Tampa I totally forgot the warning shots in self defense, he’s still no Seung-Hui Cho.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Soccer. The Nate Silver one, not the girl one.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
DEF survivorman. He goes out there by himself and records all his own shit and then has to walk back just for the cameras.
There are also stories all over the Web how Bear Grylls is a fraud and he stays overnite in hotels and shit not in the wild. Fuck him.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Survivorman definitely, fuck that bear guy. He has a whole camera crew with him in case something goes wrong. Survivorman goes out there and tapes his own shit for a whole week and doesn’t resort to shtick like drinking the water outta your own shit to get by. Check out the show surviving disaster on FX, that dude knows his shit as well.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
code fail.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
where are the John Salmons defenders at!
show yourselves!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3624/gamelog;_ylt=Ajf5T_nRTy35bLVd.pTXBg25PKB4
7 games in he looks like do-do.
only shot 50% or better twice this season.
33% from the field!
hahahahahahaha
he blows
November 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_en_ot/us_tv_lou_dobbs
Lou Dobbs quits CNN effective immediately.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Duffy held it down strong this afternoon. I’m hoping there will be more of that in the future.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Bear Grylls is a douche. I hope his cameraman gets compensated for having to deal with the same shit and not getting recognized for it.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_en_ot/us_tv_lou_dobbs
Lou Dobbs quits CNN effective immediately.
Fox doesn’t have any more time slots. They could take Greta out back and shoot her I guess.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Where’s the picture of the monkey victim?
November 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
agree Rondo
/fist bump
November 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Taylor Swift just looked extremely fuckable.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Oh no!!! Not 7 whole games!!!
He only has like 75 more games!!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Duffy had nothing to do with the comments today. Unless you count making fun of him as “holding it down”.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Duffy held it down strong this afternoon. I’m hoping there will be more of that in the future.
You want Duffy to hold it down weakly, or you don’t want Duffy to have to hold it down anymore?
I’m ready for Lou Dobbs to die anytime.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
god damnit dh. i just won’t use my thinkbone. tell me at least, was it good or bad?
November 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Look up Chandra Nash on google images.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Wait, the CMA’s are on a real network? I need my Sofia Vergara!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Where’s the picture of the monkey victim?
just google it, or go to Oprah.com. Honestly, though, don’t.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I think they’re sitting in a bar talking about how much better than the Dolphins the Jets are.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Mamas dont let your babies grow up to be Kanye! Hahahahaha…. great.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
vezina. Look to your right. Consider it. Maybe scroll up and down a few times. Consider what you did. All should become clear.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I prefer MvW. At least that shit is watchable. Survivorman is boring as shit. I’m not going to actually use any of that crap anyway.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
god damnit dh. i just won’t use my thinkbone. tell me at least, was it good or bad?
you, vezina, made 5 consecutive comments. When somebody looked at the recent comments to see if anything was going on, all that was going on was you. So bad. You with blithering and blathering at yourself.
It’s not a big deal, though. Now if you’ll excuse me, I heard John Salmons is in trouble.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Ty Duffy has a scientist mom, thats what I learned today.
Oh, and Brazilian porn rocks.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Bulls are averaging less than 90 points a game. How do you cure that? Play the Raptors! 60 1st half points.
FML
November 11th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
TBL, the way i hear it, salmons worked better when he wasn’t under pressure to be THE scoring threat. now he is, esp. w/o ben gordon
/The Torch!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
+1
November 11th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Hey I got this GREAT idea!!!
They should have all these survival experts like Bear Grylls, and Survivorman, and surviving disasters and all that and have them on a season of. . . . wait for it. . . .
Survivor!!! Then we could see who really is the greatest survivor in the world!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
just google it, or go to Oprah.com. Honestly, though, don’t
saw the interview at the gym. why the fuck else to do it but ratings? and the questions–do you know how you look? how do you feel about people being afraid of you? inexcusable from the great O.
/fuck that chimp had a feast though
November 11th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Hes not so good right now but I rather have him the Nocionil. He just got a DUI and Sucks. Bulls dont need that.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Hey Duffy, your mom can “experiment” on me anyday of the week!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Mix in death row inmates on this island and you got reality gold.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Survivor sucks everyone survives and then they become reality stars i.e. Johnny Fair Play.
/Fuck that guy
November 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Damn, Dicaprio turned 35 today, seems like just yesterday he was tarding it up with Gilbert and freezing to death because Kate wouldn’t scoot over. I’m getting old.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Boom!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
you guys would bring up this monkey victim right now as im eating dinner. As if left over spaghetti isn’t brutal enough
November 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Damn, Dicaprio turned 35 today, seems like just yesterday he was tarding it up with Gilbert and freezing to death because Kate wouldn’t scoot over. I’m getting old.
you forgot when he let Bruno Kirby suck his dick for drug money.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I thought Duffy’s parents were both doctors, and that’s why he was allowed to diagnose Khahil Greene and Joey Votto (and somebody else) as whiny fakers for their social anxiety disorder.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I had leftover steak for dinner. The Blue CHeese Crust was exquisite.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Tampa!!!! Darius Rucker is performing right now!!!! ABC you sonofabitch!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle standup where he talks about having a friend that stays home and fucks his monkey friend.
He goes on about how strong monkeys are and that they could literally rip your dick off like nothing.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Damn, Dicaprio turned 35 today, seems like just yesterday he was tarding it up with Gilbert and freezing to death because Kate wouldn’t scoot over. I’m getting old.
you forgot when he let Bruno Kirby suck his dick for drug money.
And when the opposite happened with Boner on a very special episode of Growing Pains.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
This computer is vile.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Weird. I am at work and just finished left over spaghetti. The key is lots of pepper!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Tampa, can you imagine a collaboration of Monkey woman and Sammy Sosa? That would probably be the most disgusting image to ever grace the internet. I’m gonna try and make that shit happen
November 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
you, vezina, made 5 consecutive comments.
private chat, now i get it. i thought he wanted to be my off-blog friend
seriously, though, i was inspired, no shame here. you guys were slow, or laughing uproariously at my comments
November 11th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Fuck that guy. Hooties a bitch.
/the blowfish
November 11th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Then Kirk Cameron struck him in the back of the head with his Bible and Boner was never heard from again.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
White people singing along to country music from a black guy… I mean, I know its been done before, but still… fucking nuts.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
PL- Not as sick as Michael Jacksons Autopsy photo.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
yea, ya definitely gotta load up on the extra condaments with the leftovers
November 11th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
As if left over spaghetti isn’t brutal enough
We’ve been cleaning out the freezers of late, and my wife pulled out some giant tupperware of some shit. I had to first find out what it was, and then make it into something palatable, because she got mad when I suggested that we dump it into the road.
It was pureed broccoli “soup.” And that’s what i had for dinner. So eat your leftover spaghetti, and be thankful.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Don’t you love when sitcoms try to get all preachy and do the whole “a very special episode?”
Tonite DJ Connor gets molested by a priest, Darlene gets fucked by a horse, and Dan gets caught cheating on Roseanne with a monkey.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
BRB..
November 11th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
James Otto better win a fucking award tonight
November 11th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Holy shit. I scrolled through the soccer thread that was 95 percent discussion of every gross and/or funny picture and video on the webs. That chimp had a feast on that lady. How is that possible? How could she not fight it off? I know they’re feisty little fuckers. Goddamn, if one of those shits came at me I’d murk the fuck out of it.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Don’t forget Jessie Spano getting hooked on speed, before she started mermaiding Kyle McLachlan and shoving Gina Gershon down staircases.
“I’m…so…scared!”
November 11th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
left over spaghetti
one of the best leftover meals—so sticky, you can get a pound on each forkful
/my name is carvelli i come from new york, i’m so mean and nasty eat my soup with a fork
November 11th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Irish will not be happy about those first two foul calls on his boy. Mo Williams playing very well so far. No defense for either team.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Times are tough, eh dirt?
November 11th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
How could she not fight it off? I know they’re feisty little fuckers. Goddamn, if one of those shits came at me I’d murk the fuck out of it.
Chimps are thrice as strong as humans or something like that. If one came at you, it would kill you, if that’s what it wanted to do. There was a guy a couple of years ago that the same thing happened to. That fucker was 200 pounds of insane fury.
Go beat up an Akita, and come back from that without a hospital visit. Then you can start telling me about how you’re going to fight a chimp.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
That couldn’t have even been good the first time around.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Ken Griffey Jr. Should take roids.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Chimps are insanely strong. They have a grip that could tear your limbs out.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
i think i’d rather take my chances with a bear, than a chimp. gat damn.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
PL- I dont think its out yet but they say there is one though.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Times are tough, eh dirt?
nah, we’re good. But we put this shit away, and then it lives in the freezer forever while we eat the newer stuff. Next week, I have to get rid of a 3 year old duck.
She put the broccoli away out of the garden last year, because she didn’t know what else to do with it. Don’t tell her, but i”m making the dogs eat those leftovers.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
that chimp could have done that to Hulk Hogan, Brock Lesnar, or Andre the Giant.
they are NOT pets.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Thats racist!
/Ty Duffy
November 11th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I have a friend who insists to this day that he could take a sun bear.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Old ass leftovers suck ass. I just throw the whole damn container rather than smelling that shit and trying to clean the bowl it was in.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
rondoman .. lets just get off moms. cause i just got off yours.
/oooooo
November 11th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
that
chimpblack guy could have done that to Hulk Hogan, Brock Lesnar, or Andre the Giant.they are NOT pets.
Thats Not Racist!
/Ty Duffy
November 11th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
i think i’d rather take my chances with a bear, than a badger
i saw one of these in a cage at some kids’ zoo. meanest thing i’ve ever seen up close
November 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Well played Tampa.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Dogs are great garbage disposals, until the wife wonders why the fuck Petey left landmines all over the family room the next morning.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers - mushroom, mushroom!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I didn’t know chimps were that strong. They’re just little fuckers, right? 3 1/2 feet tall? 70 pounds?
November 11th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I have a friend who insists to this day that he could take a sun bear.
I would like to wrestle with a friendly black bear, just to see what it’s got. But seriously, take your cat, and try to put him in the toilet. You’re going to get fucked up. Your cat’s gonna get wet, but you will get mangled along the way.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Careful, your dog will end up with “garbage gut” which is a real pain in the ass.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Dont you hate when you get chain text messages that say if you dont forward them they subliminally threaten you.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I’m scared of wild animal in general, Vezina, I’m just freaked out by disease and rabies. I think i am goin hunting next week for the first time in my life. i have a feeling it’s gonna test my patience.
/Me gon’ shoot me-self a 12 pointer
November 11th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I didn’t know chimps were that strong. They’re just little fuckers, right? 3 1/2 feet tall? 70 pounds?
There’s 2 kinds of chimps. Chimps, and Bonobos. Bonobos are the little ones, but they tear other monkeys apart in the wild, and eat them.
Chimps are huge apes. This one weighed 200. He was an old fat guy, but still. He kept maiming after he’d been stabbed repeatedly by his owner.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
November 11th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
lol….hilarious, like when i tried to give my brother a swirley when we were kids. He was always a little pussy, but you start to try to put someone in a toilet and they all of a sudden gain super power strengths
November 11th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Dont you hate when you get chain text messages that say if you dont forward them they subliminally threaten you.
Like, OMG, for reals
November 11th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
i usually wait til i gotta take the next big shit and send it back and tell them to subliminate that. That way you pretty much avoid doing anything illegal but at the same time let them know how big of a dick they are.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I had an older cousin try to stuff me in the dryer when I was 6. I went chimp and fucked him up. I think I ended up beating him with every item in the room that wasn’t bolted down.
Nobody puts Garland in the dryer!
November 11th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Good god. I didn’t know this portly guy was 200. I’m googling.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Next week, I have to get rid of a 3 year old duck.
Forget the 3 year old duck. It’s spoiled.
/Good Eats’d
November 11th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
C’mon, how is this guy dangerous?
http://www.gainesvilleimprov.com/2007/groups/Danger_Chimps.jpg
Or these dudes…
http://captainstlucifer.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/chimps-1.jpg
November 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
This is the answer to everything.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
ndub, if you’ve seen the shows with face tunmors that weight 100 pounds, you’ll be prepared
November 11th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
2 girls 1 cup has it’s own wikipedia article. Thats all I needed.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
pasta pasta. It’s named after pasta.
Very nice.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
i’ve never had an interst in clicking on 2girls 1 cup, cuz i’m not all that scatalogical. anyone give me a cliffs notes on it?
November 11th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Ballz, fyi the link on your name doesn’t work
November 11th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
vezina, imagine you drinkin a chocolate milkshake, than not liking the way it tasted so you share it with one of your friends
November 11th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Wikipedia it, vezina. I’d really rather not type it, and doubt anybody would.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Ndub, here’s a photo, and some info.
Vezina, look it up on Wiki. That shit is too gross to be talking about any more. As Ballz said, there’s an info page there.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Don’t listen to Bucker, it’s not that bad. don’t be a pussy.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I’ve never seen 2girls1cup and never will. I’ve heard enough about it to not even give it a shot.
November 11th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Oh, it’s that bad.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
That chimp’s name was Travis? How odd. He looks fucking portly.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
42?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
naa, i’m good.
like theisman’s leg-break, can;t bring myself to watch it because it’s been so built up to be gross. i have bookmarked pages with gross sports injuries, knowing full well i won;t have the nuts to actually watch.
i’ve seen things by accident, like that receiver and the band-cart in the end zone last season, but can’t click on shit knowing it will be nasty
November 11th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
That chimp was high on Xanex.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
NDub, here’s the other story that’s nearly impossible to find right now, as chimps violence talk is blowing up on the internet.
A guy three years ago was visiting his chimp and you won’t believe what happened to him at an chimp sanctuary.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
watching people breaks their bones get to me worse than scat films ever will. I would rather have to watch 2girls1cup on a loop than watch that show scarred, gross
November 11th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Ballz, fyi the link on your name doesn’t work
That figures. What is this bullshit about Pau Gasol being out till christmas on espn.com. He was supposed to be back tomorrow, now this? Christmas is a long way away! Id post a link to the article, but I suck at life.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Wow, you mean you dug her old body outta the ground for that???
November 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I’ve read enough, dirt
November 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
That chimp was high on Xanex
The statue got me high
November 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Holy fucking shit.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
like theisman’s leg-break
Do not, and I repeat do not watch the Napoleon McCallum leg break. That’s the worst one ever.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Its a snake!!!! Snake!!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
The chimps chewed off St. James Davis’ nose and severely mauled his genitals and limbs
I’ve read enough, dirt
/brave sir robin’d
November 11th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
When I was 14, I broke my arm like Joe Theisman broke his leg. Back then I was playing baseball several age groups ahead, and it took two years of surgery to get my arm right. Stuff like that still spooks me. Baseball wasn’t the same two years later. Started running after that.
Still not as painful as breaking my collarbone or the first time I broke my arm. Actually, most painful was either the scratched cornea (that shit is mind-blowingly painful) or running the state title meat with a really bad stress fracture.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
That chimp was high on Xanex
That’s weird. I got really high on xanax once and just basically passed out. Almost like a black out. Apparently I woke up a few times and made some remarks about the Laker game me and my friend were watching and didn’t remember them, or that night basically, until weeks later when he reminded me. But I did snort 3 of the 2mg bars. Which is obscene.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
you mean napolean’s knee doesn’t bend that way? That might be the grossest thing i’ve seen
November 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
enjoyed human activities like drinking wine and eating faces with favah beans
better
November 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Do not, and I repeat do not watch the Napoleon McCallum leg break. That’s the worst one ever.
Was that against the Niners? I think I saw that game anyway.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Christ. That’s too human. That guy is an animal. Not a human. I’ve heard about chimps and pet primates snapping all the time. They get confused about their origins. I don’t care if these guys are 98% like us, they’re still animals that cannot be fully humanized. Sad stuff.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Heard this is the worst and most painful. Of all the sports i’ve been playing since 5 years old, i still can’t believe i haven’t had a serious ligament, bone, or head injury. Thinking back, i treated my body like a rag doll.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I was on Xanax a couple years ago for anxiety disorder, which yes, is not a “real” disease Duff.
Shit made me tired and I just would sleep for like 14 hours straight. Hated that shit. It made me feel good for a couple hours, then bam, I was out.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
That’s the surest way to make sure I watch that clip. That was nasty.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Find the video of Clint Malarchuck. That one is a winner.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Yep, that leg break sucked. On a bright note, however, that was the same game in which Jerry Rice broke Jim Browns all time touchdown record.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
That Prothro guy from Alabama a few years ago. He has two of the craziest college football highlights in history. 1) That insane behind-the-defender’s body catch for a TD and 2) breaking his leg.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
This is some Karl Pilkington shit.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
n 2000, after city prosecutors decided to drop charges against the Davises in Moe’s 1999 attack, St. James Davis said Moe was not a threat to the public and attacked only when provoked.
“Animals bite, people bite, Mike Tyson bites. So what?” he said.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Robin Ventura’s ankle break was another good one.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
He says that right after he gets balls bit off.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Here’s what happened to McCallum on that play, copied from his wikipedia page:
McCallum suffered a complete hyperextension of his left knee, almost to a right angle. He suffered a ruptured artery in his left knee, and tore three ligaments, tore the calf and hamstring from the bone, and suffered nerve damage in the knee.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Last time i did Xanax, it was 2003, i ate two blue footballs and washed them down with jack daniels. Decided to go driving, i picked up a hit hiker, a half a mile down the road he asked to be let out. I never in my life thought i would pick up a hitch hiker, let alone freak one out.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Man, drugs + alcohol = crazy ass shit
November 11th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I’ve been on Paxil for about 8 years now and that shit makes me black out and do crazy shit when I get wasted, or so I’ve been told.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I just watched a few minutes of the Cavs-Magic game. Jameer Nelson is good but not a top 5 point guard. Mo Williams just hosed him twice in a row, and breaking guys isn’t the Hit Man’s game. I shudder to think how many points Jameer gives up to guys like Rose or Paul.. Take Shelter.
And I am about to watch the 2nd half, cracking open the best beer - Great Lakes Christmas Ale. If you like to get after it, find some of this shit.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
yea man, anxiety medication can really fuck people up if not taken properly.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
was mccalum from a hit, or just stepped wrong? my mind’s eye says he was just gettig through the hole when it happened. kendall’s ankle was yucky–look down and see the bottom of your foot waving at you
November 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I’ve nearly gotten into several fights because of not letting friends drive after antics like that. Not even good friends, hell, not even a couple people I liked all that much.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Best beer ever made. 7.5 alcohol, makes this time of the year worth while, and i’m not even a fan of dark beer. i would heavily recommend this to anyone who can get their hands on it.
/taste like santa’s semen
//wait, what
November 11th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
my anxiety meds make me shit all the time. i rarely take them now.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Paxil has saved but also fucked up my life.
I mean shit like pissing in my parents house, for example the dining room in the middle of the nite when I used to live at home, or pissing down the stairs and having no recollection of it except my dad telling me the next day.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Robin Ventura’s ankle break was another good one.
Jason Kendall’s as well. I remember seeing a still shot of the break as he was stepping on first and you could see the bone sticking out.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Pretty good idea, but wouldn’t such effort tarnish the relief of a big healthy shit PL?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
scripty don’t Rose and Paul tower over Nelson? plus Rose is a beast muscle-wise (though he could be bigger). they should Payton him if they have any post moves
November 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Too bad Kendall cant break his leg again and just fuckin retire.
/Angry Brewer fan’d
November 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Don’t mean to laugh at a serious disorder, but i laughed out loud at both of these comments.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
I’ve been on Paxil for about 8 years now and that shit makes me black out and do crazy shit when I get wasted, or so I’ve been told.
For the love of god, just smoke weed! Do you live in a medical marijuana state?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Anything like Anchor Christmas?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Watching this Twolves Blazers game is torture, for multiple reasons.
I vividly remember celebrating with my friends when McHale selected Brandon Roy in the draft. I also remember the disappointment that followed when he traded him for Foye about 15 minutes later. I knew right then it was a fuckin’ stupid trade. It sucks being a Wolves fan.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Paolo in da house. When i take a pretty healthy shit, i usually examine it anyway, so i figure i might as well ruin someone’s day after the best part of my day.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
don’t Rose and Paul tower over Nelson?
I was referring to out on the perimeter. The shorter guy should be able to at least stay in front of the bigger guy. In the NBA, elite PG’s will beat even good defensemen but I am saying Nelson is a sieve on the perimeter, and if he didn’t have Howard backing up his mistakes people would re-evaulate his overall game.
He’s not garbage though.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I dont care man. Hell, I laughed when I was told about it.
What else can you really do?
Something is fucked up when you have to hear your own father tell the story of how he was awoken in the middle of the nite by his 21 year old butt naked son, pissing down the wooden steps above his bedroom.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Vezina: He was running through a hole and got pulled down by Ken Norton Jr. one way with his spikes stuck in the turf. His leg was basically held together by only skin. Sounds more like an injury you get from a T-Rex attack. And poor Ken had to remain still because McCallum landed on top of him.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
not sure Hawkeye, Anchor Christmas seems like it’s a regional brew like Christmas ale, so i don’t think i’ve ever had it, unless it was out of state and don’t remember.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
For the love of god, just smoke weed! Do you live in a medical marijuana state?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Great Lakes Christmas Ale
Anything like Anchor Christmas?
Anchor is good. It’s a top 5 Christmas Ale in my book… but Great Lakes Christmas Ale is like tastes better and is smoother. It’s like liquid crack. If I could, I’d get you some.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Great Lakes Christmas Ale
Anything like Anchor Christmas?
Anchor is good. It’s a top 5 Christmas Ale in my book… but Great Lakes Christmas Ale is like tastes better and is smoother. It’s like liquid crack. If I could, I’d get you some.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
thanks ballz. also for bringin up ken norton jr. man those niners teams during their run had some flat-out studs
November 11th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Fuck me! Blood was even visible on the McCallum injury. Ok, thats it, worst ever.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Sadly, only one Super Bowl win though.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Man, Irish whiskey is so much better than any American swill.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I think I should be able to track some down in Hudson, WI. If anything, it gives me another excuse to buy more tasty winter beers. I still need to get a magnum of Anchor Christmas and of Corsendonk Christmas.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Scripty, it seems to have a slightly different flavor every year (atleast out of the tap). We just got it in at my bar last Friday and i swear those first couple barrels of the year are the strongest. NTTAWWTAA.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
That’s so very, very wrong.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I wish!!! Fuck no, and my job gives randoms, just had one two weeks ago.
Damn dude, that sucks. Marijuana is so much better than anti-anxiety/depression meds in every way. IMO. I used to be on a zoloft/wellbutrin cocktail until my doctor asked if i’d be interested in weed. Which was a surreally awesome moment in my life.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
thanks ballz. also for bringin up ken norton jr. man those niners teams during their run had some flat-out studs
Sweet throwbacks too. Check the new gravitar for proof.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Yeah well, I’m pretty fargone right now. I love me some Jameson. Thank god for muscle memory or I wouldnt be able to type a damn thing.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Man, Irish whiskey is so much better than any American swill
ok, Paddy.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
The Kevin Stevens face plant was pretty nasty as well. It’s the second result when you search Napolean McCallum on YouTube.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I think I read somewhere that the Niners have switched to those permanently. Please tell me that’s the case. They are 2938493 times better looking.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Hell yeah. I hear Wiscy is seriously lookin at medical marijuana so maybe someday?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Hawkeye, the Christmas Ale magnum’s are nice. Great presents too.
PL, that’s interesting. They put different labels on the bottles too. The first batch out in cases has green labels, and it will change. I wonder if by drinking so much of it I build up a tolerance perhaps?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
It’s Great Lakes Brewing Company, you might have to search a bit, but in WI you’ll be able to find it. Drink a sixer and your fucked up, no lie.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Hey Ballz - Does your medical insurance help pay for your marijuana? Just curious cause I have absolutely no idea how that would work.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Thats the case. Those are the “new” permanent uni’s.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
lebron can’t be stopped tonight. they could hit 120.
he’s on pace for 50
November 11th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
That’s what i was thinking too, so my assessment could be full of shit. ha
November 11th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
embarrassing how the magic aren’t showing up on D at all. that’s what you get from VC.
still tough to judge ORL without Lewis
November 11th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
TBL, how was fucking my dead mom???
November 11th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
For those on the anti-D’s - ever try loading up on Vitamin B and exercise?
And Irish Whiskey has a lot of sneaky uses, but unless you’re a hard-ass you better go 10-year…. I like Crown but the Irish is growing on me.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Shaq and Z both with 4 fouls. Thank christ, now i won’t have to see them both on the floor at the same time. it kills everything
November 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Bushmills is a staple in the HawkEye household. I don’t buy Bushmills Malt, since it would not last very long.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Thanks for stopping in TBL Godfather, as also literally there has been nothing but shit-talking for the last hour or so tonight on here.
Funny though even though we are not in 4th grade or so.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Thats the case. Those are the “new” permanent uni’s.
Those uni’s in my gravitar are of Young/Rice in the ‘94 superbowl year when they had Deion. Bright red with white numbers with a black outline. Remember when they beat the Chargers in the Super Bowl. Those are different from the classic look they went back to this year.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Mike Brown actually plays Biq Z and Shaq at the same time?!?!?!
November 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Im So Jealous!
/Trent Dilfer
November 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
is the early word from the cognoscenti (you guys) that the Shaq signing is more harm than good? cuz lebron would have signed off on that, right?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Paolo don’t choke on that dick.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I just did a YE Yang fist pump.
Do not want. I hated those. The simpler the better.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Yes, i have no idea how he has a job in this league.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Hated the Vince deal for them.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
True in their earlier games, but they extended the lead with them on the floor tonight.
This doesn’t remotely look like the Magic team I saw against Cleveland, not even the same structured offense. Perhaps not having Hedo and Rashard will do that, but they’re only getting one of those guys back.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
For those on the anti-D’s - ever try loading up on Vitamin B and exercise?
Spoken like somebody who’s never suffered from a depression dis-order. Ever try working up the will to excersize while depressed?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
B/c he’s one of the handful of coaches who actually preaches defense. That will have him a job permanently in this league.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
The Shaq signing is good. The Cavs are doing lots of changes to their rotation and they are not wasting energy now as it’s an 82-game season. There is an adjustment period with Shaq but any nay-sayers either (A) don’t know basketball or (B) quick to jump the gun.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
ANdrew Bougut Sighting! 21-7 in the 3rd!
November 11th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
No dicks near me Rondo …we know already you have your hands and orifices full of them, so enjoy another high hard one compliments of one of your fellow TBL assholes.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Greg Oden dominating while Dwight Howard is a no show in their biggest game to date. What will Irish say?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
How old is your son?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Hey Ballz - Does your medical insurance help pay for your marijuana? Just curious cause I have absolutely no idea how that would work.
No. You pay cash in the clinics and it’s basically street prices. Depending on quality, prices for an 8th range from $35-$65 bucks. The free samples are tits though. I got a huge brownie, a chocolate chip cookie and 3 rice-krispie treats once.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Ballzdeep - don’t judge. I’d rather not get into the long version. Obviously it’s merely an alternative and not necessarily for everybody. I’ve written and researched a bunch on mental health so lose the f***ing edge.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
There are already no undefeated teams left in the NBA? Bunch of pussies.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
That Cleveland had 4 days off prior to this game and that’s unfair.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
LOL! LeBron is leaving Cleveland!
November 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
He’s offensively inept and losing Kruester doesn’t help as he turned over much of the offense to assistants last year. I know it’s early but i just can’t stand Mike Brown and his coaching style. He never seems to know his personell and match ups on the floor.
/maybe LeBron wouldn’t get FA questions in LeBron wasn’t wearing yankee shoes tonight
//bitch
November 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
VC would have destroyed punk-ass Mo Williams
November 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Ballzdeep - don’t judge. I’d rather not get into the long version. Obviously it’s merely an alternative and not necessarily for everybody. I’ve written and researched a bunch on mental health so lose the f***ing edge.
I didn’t mean to come off that way. I even wrote something else then erased it all when it made me sound like a hard on. Since when can we not write fucking?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Well, if Hubie and Van Gundy get their way fouls won’t matter anymore! You can have as many as you want
November 11th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I hope Greg Oden continues this for the rest of the season. Was able to get him pretty late in my draft this season.
And I can only hope Paolo gets into it with somebody tonight. Those are the best.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
The only reason i took em’ +1.5 tonight, and i hate betting basketball
November 11th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
VC is a bitch.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Alright, I guess we can. When did Vince Carter become the missing piece for a championship contender? Just wondering.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Fair but a few things. Management has changed their team’s makeup drastically ever year. Literally every year it’s a whole new team with a new identify pretty much. It doesn’t surprise me that he’s had issues with lineups.
As far as his inept offensive strategy goes, I really believe a lot of that is due to how unique LeBron is. He has no midrange game to speak of and can create plays at the top of the key 1 on 4 better than anyone in the league (his site lines are better and he can distribute the ball very well). However, he’s also a great finisher, so should he have the ball up top? Or should you be setting screens and using a lot of action to get him the ball, thus risking him not touching it in your offense.
It’s not as easy as it looks is all I’m saying.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@Ballz - Thanks for the info, always wanted to know how that works.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
That’s weird. I always have at least 1 dick near me.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Ballz - Mental health is widely misunderstood so I understand that most make bullshit suggestions. I editing myself on the f-bomb to not ruin the mood. Although in many cases I am sure the drugs are helpful, I am open to the idea that vitamin deficiencies contribute, (but aren’t the sole reason) for some mental health disorders and correcting the deficiency can help reduce the need for prescription drugs, which the current medical industry frowns on as it makes more money if it pumps patients full of drugs and not vitamins. It’s cool.
November 11th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Actually thought their arguments made a lot of sense. Fans come to see those guys stay on the floor - plus, there’s no real competitive disadvantage if a guy commits 12 fouls. The other team is still getting free throws (no one-and-one in the NBA, which is a rule I would change by the way).
November 11th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
LeBron’s turnovers are up this year, almost 1 more a game. What’s up with that?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Take a few more shots Vince.
Neither of these teams look anything like the ones that met in the ECF.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Alotta hate for LeBron daily on this site (me included on occasion) but everyone seems to watch when he’s on.
/just sayin
November 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Kind of perplexing. Should Magic fans be worried?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
He’s practicing to be a Knick?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I personally think he’s the best player in the league. (Although Kobe is playing better IMO right now).
November 11th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Reminds me of the days I struggled to get out of bed, at all.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I think Cleveland would have housed them no matter what the situation was. Cleveland is motivated from last years ass whooping in the ECF, and the Magic don’t give a shit because it’s one of 82 regular ass season games. When betting the NBA during the first 50 games always go with the team who you think will be more motivated.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Scripty: good. I really didn’t want to start anything with that. And for the record, I was basically living off of Naked juice drinks in that period and not eating. For what that’s worth.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Hey thanks, but that is not going to happen as much and does not need to any more.
It’s almost always the usual suspects anyway.
I would say some of the rants are for sake of entertainment value for sake of The Mission, but then I’d be lying. But if some folks reading them are amused and learn some new phrase for their next mix-up, more power to them.
Let use know how it goes or contribute one of your own originals or renewed outdated or semi-originals for sake of The Mission.
Just don’t come off sounding like your homer media, HR department, ESPN, or some douchebag politician and think people are taking you seriously.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
The NBA is a heavily marketed “individual” league. Yet, it is the one league that will take it’s best players off the floor.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
The NBA before the trading deadline isn’t like the NBA after the deadline. That said, the early NBA is more open , higher scoring and still fun at times. But the intensity is COMPLETELY different.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Ohhh shit, you went there, son!!
/me as well
//bias’d
November 11th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Other than obviously your own? Too much information dude. Stay in the closet.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
So TBL after dark is now All NBA All the Time? I’m doing the Captain Picard facepalm right now.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I guess I’ve seen the other side. Many HS summer leagues in the area do not include a foul out rule. Some teams/coaches actually change their strategy to basically tackle anyone on their way to the hoop. I’ve seen players take 10+ fouls just because they could.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
/Paolo’d
November 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
LeBron is wearing a 27 on his sneaker for the Yanks? Man, he hates Cleveland.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Jay-Z’s nets look tough this year.
/Scratch jersey on the Bron bidding off the map.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Never watch any non-Laker basketball games. Wouldn’t watch anyway. What I learned about Lebron today on this thread makes me think he’d be better off as a pale yellow stain on his daddy’s sheets.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
He should a 28 on the other shoe, just like Girardi
November 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
How about any fould after the 6th is free throw and the ball? It would be risky but you could also keep your top guys on the floor if you wanted.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Forgot the word ‘wear’
November 11th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Well, I’d bring in the 1 and 1 rule and then come with a double bonus later on. That way there’s a penalty. But either way, if both teams can do it, I’m not sure it increases fouls as exponentially as people think. But I guess we wouldn’t know until it happened. The ABA was a pretty entertaining league (says Bill Simmons and Terry Pluto), so it couldn’t have been that destructive right? Maybe the NBA introduces a foul threshold that leads to fines? I don’t know.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Or, he’s a frontrunning Yankee, Cowboy, Bulls fan? (or whatever team is good now)
November 11th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
“This one-minute trailer is a viral video that became a well-known Internet meme among bloggers and message boards for the reactions its graphic content elicited from viewers who have not seen such films before.”
/shocked by the wiki page alone, let alone the video.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
November 11th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Good use of quotes there dumbass
November 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I’m big on this idea or something like it. Maybe 3 free throws if it’s someone 7th foul or more. I hate that the stars can be relagated to role players just because of fouls (and we all trust the refs sooooo much.)
November 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
And yet the world would miss him far more than everyone on this thread combined.
/except Hernia
//because of the hair
November 11th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Along the lines of commentary on this site weeks ago with regard to that evolving definition of what is a travel, the NBA would be a better league if they enforced charging far more aggressively in particular against star players who are too often given a pass for it as well as various other rules that are not enforced against the same star players. But of course it’s not a real sport as much as it is spentatainment any more, so none of this will ever happen any time soon and definitely not as long as that jackass Stern is running things.
The league has been WWF’d for years.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I’m big on this idea or something like it. Maybe 3 free throws if it’s someone 7th foul or more. I hate that the stars can be relagated to role players just because of fouls (and we all trust the refs sooooo much.)
I don’t like any of this shit because fouling out keeps players (somewhat, sort of, a little) honest. Also, nobody gives a shit because it’s the NBA, but that’s a massive way to fuck up records.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
That’s pretty much the case for me too until the first two rounds of the playoffs. Too many games in the season anyway I think too.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
This concept isn’t uncommon though. Hockey forces a player committing a foul to sit out for a specified period of time.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
he is a jackass, but he’s also the best commissioner as far as the big three and a 1/2 go.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I just watched Ron Jeramy’s reaction to watching that video. Pretty funny. And now I finally get that Family Guy joke.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
LeBron’s heat checks are uglier than Popeye Jones wearing one of Joe Tait’s sweaters.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Of course eliminating fouling out might be the only way Greg Oden ever becomes a useful player.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Wow, way to go out on a limb there Paolo. I have never heard that before.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
The NFL and MLB may not be as bad, but dont kid yourself if you think the stars in those leagues dont get favorable calls their way as well.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
We just don’t hear it enough, and Rondo, when was the last time your lame depressed ass contributed anything original that was sports-related on here? Examples? Show and tell the class. Or more likely, I did not think so. Back to taking in more high hard ones then.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
This is true. Although hockey plays a lot more players.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Can’t concentrate on sports. Too busy crying all day.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Hansbrough- 11 pts, 8 reb, 5 fouls in 16 min.
/White Oden?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
At least you are honest Rondo. Cry yourself to the shitpit or to the grave then.
Okay everyone move along nothing to see here …resume normal operation …
November 11th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Hey Paolo,
I know that dude is baiting you, but just ignore it. I know you can, and you know you should.
Cool?
Thanks, Dirt
November 11th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Yeah he needs another 8 minutes per game or so before he becomes legit. Although as it stands right now he’s tied for 4th in blocks per game. But another 8 minutes would get him in the top 10 of rebounds and would start getting people off his back.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Paolo take an f’n joke dude. Chill the fuck out. You get wayyy to pisssed over the most asinine shit.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
A Wink and a Smile (2008)Ten burlesque newcomers shed their inhibitions, emotional hang-ups, stereotypes, and, of course, clothing as they enter the Academy of Burlesque for a personal training session with famed Seattle dancer Miss Indigo Blue. By the time this lesson is over, these ladies will have gained the confidence to strut across the stage in true style, all the while knowing that every eye in the room is completely fixed on them. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
November 11th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
salmons 1-for-11
hahahahaha
young $ beats the nuggets!
November 11th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I think Law and Order has jumped the shark.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
K …hey Dirt is that Larry Bud Nelman? It sure beats your last few icons, but I miss Rerun.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
hey all you nba lovers
hey all you john salmons lovers
show up in Ballin’ tomorrow
oh yeah, this john salmons related
haven’t dropped the F word yet this season, but 8 games iN? maybe.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
taguchi, i want to punch your gravatar in its gravatar face becuase it looks kinda like David Duchovny, and kinda like that red haired asshole from CSI miami.
I don’t want to punch a dead Bill Hicks in the face though.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
K …hey Dirt is that Larry Bud Nelman? It sure beats your last few icons, but I miss Rerun.
I gave up on Rerun way too early, you’re right. I still don’t know why I quit him.
But yeah, this is Larry Bud Melman. I used to love that guy.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I fucking hate David Caruso. Love how The Soup rips on him though.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
hey all you john salmons lovers
how many john salmons lovers do you think there are? We’ve got what, one, legitimate Bulls fan, and two real phonies?
You can poop all over that guy, and nobody will say a word.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
tbl: nothing personal, but who the fuck is John Salmons? Never heard of him in my life, and I can’t believe there are any Salmons lovers unless they like him on their bagel
bbryan: he’s 18
November 11th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Within two minutes of the Thunder-Clippers game starting, both starting centers take jumpers 15ft. out. Hilarious.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
here’s how much I hate David Caruso. I thought NYPD Blue was unwatchable, then he quit, and it was my favorite show within two episodes after that, and I slogged it out for 10 years with that show.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Yeah like you would be saying that if your comments were not lame. Whatever Rondo.
If someone does not know you well, why assume that what you say will be taken as a joke? I think your intent otherwise is rather obvious Rondo.
If you don’t like what I or any one else types, how about stating clearly how you disagree and why instead of some personal attack under the guise of some “joke”? Or is that too complicated for you too?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I thought Taguchis gravatar was Hannibal from the A-team.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Why is TBL infatuated with ripping John Salmons? It’s just odd.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Isn’t the plural of salmon also salmon? So how does one become John Salmons?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Within two minutes of the Thunder-Clippers game starting, both starting centers take jumpers 15ft. out. Hilarious.
I’m only watching that game to see if I can spot Bill Simmons’ in the crowd behind the visitors bench.
/Only likes Simmons because i’m a HUGE fan of the old “Far Side” comics.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Whoops, sorry ’bout that.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
I dont think you remember me Paolo.
We got into it a long way back on some marijuana discussion thread.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
What’s the deal with TBL and John Salmons? Is he the one who made him pick the Magic to win the ’ship?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
In what universe is Vince Carter tougher than ANYONE else in the Association?
/Vince is and has always been a big, fat pussy.
//Dude can fill it.
///Dude is still a top shelf pussy.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Where is mrejr the Miz is on Dinner:Impossible WWE mission.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
I got like 5 or 6 Far Side comic books at a rummage sale a couple years ago. Fifty cents a piece!!! You want em??
November 11th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
he pronounces it sall-mons too. It’s gross. And he has a gross beard, and he’s bad at basketball.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I have never watched one second of the Dukes of Hazzard, The A-Team, or Miami Vice.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
This is what I’m talking about with Paolo, it’s fucking glorious and hilarious.
I think OKC is a pretty entertaining team to watch, for me anyways. But if it weren’t blacked out on League Pass Broadband, I’d clearly be watching the Hornets-Suns game. That should be a fun one.
Nenad Krstic could not look any more like a stereotypical Eastern European…only maybe if he was a bit shorter and a bit fatter.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Salmons reminds me of Paul Pierce for the fact that they both look like they have some disgusting odor on them at all times.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
\
Of those 3, I have only watched The Ateam. The theme music and the van were reason enough.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
BB - cause a bunch of folks here talked him up here last spring like the guy was joe f’in dumars or something.
he’s not.
yeah, i make some bold statements here. we’re all wrong sometimes.
i said the Bulls trade to the Kings was bad … we’ll see. Kings are surprisingly 3-3 early. bulls? eh. (i like deng and rose and noah, tho)
i think salmons is comically overrated. nothing against the guy … more about being right. we all like to be right, right?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
I remember that discussion with Spencer but not with you Rondo, but never mind back to sports please.
Politics and the like can hopefully wait quite awhile for another day, and I hate when it rears its head highly on this site though I know it can’t be avoided with some of the daily posts.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I have never watched one second of the Dukes of Hazzard, The A-Team, or Miami Vice.
But I would bet that you’ve seen every episode of Facts of Life, Alice and Silver Spoons. I didn’t watch Miami Vice either, but the other two I was on board with.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
We got into it a long way back on some marijuana discussion thread.
Paolo doesn’t have time to kick ass and take names. I assure you, no one here had a more frustrating first encounter with Poalo, as I defended gays rights to live in our country for over an hour, all by my lonesome. And yet today our two tribes live in peace.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Cool. For some reason I figured he’d be older, but 18 is still a kid. Not that how Lebron acted was okay, but I do hate adult autograph seekers.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
i’ll concede when im wrong - Okafor > Dwight, for instance … Beasley > Rose (as 1st pick) …
but when i thin im right, yeah, i’ll go down swinging.
also - yes, have been boozing, licking the christmas cookie bowl, and watching nba. oden had 18-11 tonight, folks.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I thought TBL liked Salmons?
November 11th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Salmons reminds me of Paul Pierce for the fact that they both look like they have some disgusting odor on them at all times.
is he French? They stink worse than a rotting corpse left under a carnival trailer in the Florida summer
November 11th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Paolo must be an old, white, Republican with deep religious beliefs.
Am I correct?!?!?!
November 11th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Two out of three, never really into Alice, though I’ve seen it… you got a particular point there tough guy? You wanna bring up by Buffy and Gilmore Girl DVDs? I got manly stuff too.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
yes, have been boozing
no, i don’t believe it. I won’t believe it.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
You’re right about that TBL, I do like to be right. Unfortunately, it rarely happens. Just like how I said the O’s were winning the East this past season, as it turns out, we were not good…at all.
Sadly, I know a couple people who thought I was being serious.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I got like 5 or 6 Far Side comic books at a rummage sale a couple years ago. Fifty cents a piece!!! You want em??
I would, but I bought the gigantic 2 volume “Complete Far Side” coffee table books at the bargain price of $50 bucks. Color and everything. Weighs at least 20 pounds.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
you got a particular point there tough guy?
I did a couple of minutes ago, but I’ve forgotten it, between TBL being drunk, and Paolo being the mature participant in an altercation.
Maybe that you were a sitcom guy, couldn’t spare the hour for the Dukes?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
The thing is we all are wrong at certain times.
It’s the people that can’t man up to it that piss me off. The people that refuse to admit they were wrong at all, or ever.
Admit it when your wrong dammit!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I remember that chat with you TST and your surprising revelations. In the end perhaps the core disagreement was with regard to PDA.
Now back to regular programming with you and JPQ’s rehearsal again for olde time’s sake and for the benefit of our new commenters?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ACCU1BaNiU
November 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I’d really like a justification for the Calvin and Hobbes equivalent, but I’ve got all the collections already.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Awesome. I remember that, good stuff. I love how warped his logic is. And he has to be an old white Republican (NTTAWWT), that would just so easily explain his intolerance for gays and weed.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Same. Possibly the best things my parents bought me when I was a kid. I still read those regularly.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
i don’t think he’s old, prolly mid 30’s cuz i thought i remember him saying he graduate ND in mid 90’s. Paolo can be quite entertaining if you don’t let him push everyone of your buttons. But, if you let him know he is getting to you, he’ll eat you alive. I am in the very few Paolo supporters around here. I like everyone on here and the only one who gets to me every so often is that little Karma shit.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
oden had 18-11 tonight, folks.
Bynum: 24-12 every night.
/be classy. No injury jokes please.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Paolo must be an old, white, Republican with deep religious beliefs.
uh oh….
November 11th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
is the moleman still alive?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Cool. For some reason I figured he’d be older
who do you think I am, Methuselah? lol. I even have a younger daughter that caused me to put out a restraining order on Fetch
i think salmons is comically overrated. nothing against the guy … more about being right. we all like to be right, right?
are you right even if no one knows who it is you’re right about?
Paolo: Where have you been? and please be civil for the rest of the night, please
November 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
paolo, go to your corner. everyone else, you too.
then, turn on jon stewart, and let’s all laugh!
November 11th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
38 Italian American non-partisan old-time (pre Vatican II) Roman Catholic — sure I stick out here, but big deal most anyone with something to say that is often original and backed up with something besides a mere opinion does too.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I like everyone on here and the only one who gets to me every so often is that little Karma shit.
I usually point my rage at a different person every week. That’s what works for me. I’ve been here so long though that a couple of people have come around for thirds.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I let a kid copy my physics homework for two months for I think all but the last two of them. Which naturally meant he failed physics, since you can’t very well pass a physics test without doing the homework, unless you’re one of those smart guys. But it was a good deal for me. Stabbin, why do you hate Karma (admission: I’m not sure he’s very bright. Don’t tell anybody)?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
/Vince is still a pussy… Nice pickup Magic.
//Drunk and going to bed…
November 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
He’s really trying to be good JPQ. Its like watching the guy who used to drink at the party try to have fun without taking a nip at the bottle.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
JPQ I started after Dirt’s comments above and have been pretty good since despite the additional jabs. I am trying to stop short of the traditional attacks enough to defend myself when mischaracterised now.
/Don’t Ever Point The Finger At Me First
//I Seldom Start The Personal Attacks, But Of Course Sometimes Have To Finish Them
November 11th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Yeah, where has that guy been? He was on fire during clown’s sabbatical.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
turn on Al Czervik, and let’s dance!
/better than that douche Jon
LeibowitzStewartNovember 11th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
I think he got a girlfriend and is too busy discovering the joys of sex to make any time for us. (sighs, kicks a can)
November 11th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Same. Possibly the best things my parents bought me when I was a kid. I still read those regularly.
I thought C and H was ok. I have the last one laminated somewhere in storage. The older I get, the more I appreciate The Far Side. I can just look at the drawings and laugh.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Paolo/Taguchi: Yes, I see. Paolo, I meant I haven’t seen you here in a while before tonight, and I just like to give friendly warnings to keep things from getting ugly. You and I have never had any trouble, you know that.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Moleman, anybody, moleman?
I didn’t know if maybe he got a one month banning because he linked directly to porn one time. I’m sure somebody here follows his twitter or is his facebook friend or something. I’ve seen his calf, but that’s as close as we’ve gotten.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
A classic TST analogy that exaggerates to make the point well.
How I wish I were playing rugby again so that I could take some of it out on the average player on the pitch instead of in other media like this as much too.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
turn on Al Czervik, and let’s dance!
/better than that douche Jon Leibowitz Stewart
True, but not really a fair comparison. I think Stewart’s audience is comprised mainly of New Yorkers who are so afraid of looking stupid that they just laugh at everything he says.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
TST, well, he comes off as the snobby commenter, who loves the NBA and the Lakers and if you question anything he says about the NBA, he comes back at you with something just to ensure you that he knows more than you about basketball. He’ll talk about the draft and young players but has never seen them play because he doesn’t watch college basketball. His head is sooo far up Kobe’s ass too and anything other than Kobe is secondary even in a football thread where he will butt in with his Laker bullshit. I don’t have a problem with him it’s just little things he says like “i don’t watch football, but Kobe blah, blah, blah.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
C & H is the greatest strip of all time. Who doesn’t like the joy of imagination?
I saw his beard. Maybe we can put together some type of sketch to pass around.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I miss the moleman. Mainly for his commentary in the soccer posts.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
LOL, that would actually be pretty cool if you were. I can’t even imagine the stress of raising a daughter.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
He’s really trying to be good JPQ. Its like watching the guy who used to drink at the party try to have fun without taking a nip at the bottle.
sad but very true analogy. There have been a number of friends over the years that have gone through some sort of treatment program, and for many of them, redeveloping a relationship has been hard, because it was based on always getting fucked up together.
/maybe they’re just smarter than me?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
What’s up bitches?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
What’s with all the smiley faces and kid gloves used in dealing with Paolo? It’s like Stalin’s cabinet around here. Isn’t he like, a normal person? And just in case he isn’t, I didn’t mean to compare him to a commie dictator. I almost used Hitler in his later years. Didn’t want to sit around too long trying to come up with a comparison.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
If I’m not mistaken I once got in an argument with him because he didn’t understand how contracts in the NBA worked (and mind you, I am no expert on the NBA) and then lied about what he said to make it sound like he wasn’t claiming… it was kind of sad. So I wouldn’t take it too seriously. Gotta hug it out.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Ah I remember those days in August and some of September …(sigh) …good for Moleman …I have not heard how his House Of Squatracks is doing though.
//She had the body of Kerry Washington and the face of Meagan Good
November 11th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
C & H is the greatest strip of all time. Who doesn’t like the joy of imagination?
I said it was ok. I’m just more of a fan of funny strips. Although the one of Calvin taking a piss on the Cowboys logo is hilarious.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I compared someone to Stalin earlier in this thread and nothing happened, unless I got added to some type of list.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
/maybe they’re just smarter than me?
That shit is hard. Should I ever foolishly impregnate my ladyfriend I am not looking forward to nine months of us being off the bottle. I fear that baby might come out in a broken family.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Let’s break out the gooch banhammer. Speaking of which, gooch, do your college bball loyalties lie with Missouri?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
I heeer that. I don’t take anything to serious in here.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Griffey signing. Great signing… or greatest signing? And how you like Adam Wainwright’s totally deserved Gold Glove. It’s shiny.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
I know more about Karma than I realized I did, but I’ll spare you. He’s just another guy trying to fit in. This place is lousy with know it alls, so one more doesn’t really sway the balance.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Since my SEMO Redhawks have gone and got themselves on probation again, sure, why not?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Like biblically? And I thought all you had to do to fit in around here was talk about nasty porn.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Is the DVR in the top five inventions this decade?
/Yes
/Can’t think of 5 inventions
November 11th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
free internet porn is 1
November 11th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Yea, i don’t even know why i remembered that he bother me. I’m gonna freak him out and give him like 9 +1’s tomorrow depending on how my interview goes and what kind of mood i’m in, i don’t bring the negativity in the TBL hood.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Jim Riggleman named Nationals manager?!?! You gotta be kidding. The re-tread train keeps on a rollin…
November 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
High-speed Wireless internet has to be up there.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
you actually have to gloat about the nasty porn you’ve seen, so that the people you’re chatting with can no longer envision you without having to think about what you wank to, and how crazy often.
It was a serious circle jerk in there today.
By the way, that great/greatest thing doesn’t bother me when you do it.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
In a runaway.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The Hornets suck. the suns have 67 points with 2 and a half minutes left in the first half. I hope CP3 gets traded and this franchise folds.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Was Modern Family not on tonight? Or a repeat or something?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I have chatted with him too and found him alright with a head on his shoulders. He’s only 20 but he will at least listen to the points of view of those with far more experience (i.e. older!) instead of just twittering away and talking on the cell phone whilst playing a video game like too much of his generation Y stuck with some modern version of ADD.
/Get off my lawn’ed
November 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I don’t think I believe you. Also, Riggelman almost certainly isn’t good, but they fired the manager that might be good, why waste time searching for another guy that’s set up to fail?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Tyson arrested at LAX for punching a paparazzi.
/TMZ’d
November 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Is the DVR in the top five inventions this decade?
give me 11 years.
#1: The yellow first down line
#2: DVR
#3: The Slap Chop (mainly because of the Graty)
#4: the side of the can can opener
i can’t think of a 5th.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Fucking CMAs. On Network fucking television. I hate this country.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
The first time I heard about Tivo is when Fred Roggin had a contest that was giving them away during the Lakers-Pacers finals in 2000. He had to spend at least 2 minutes explaining what they did every time.
/Los Angeles local TV’d
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
I have chatted with him too and found him alright with a head on his shoulders.
He doesn’t bother me. Everybody in the basketball chats wants to be certified an expert, so he fits right in.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
This place is lousy with know it alls, so one more doesn’t really sway the balance.
dirt: you ain’t kidding.
/I just left to buy a delete key for the rest of my comment so I don’t have to fight people off
It was a serious circle jerk in there today.
I was here for 20 minutes, gone for three hours, here for 20 minutes, gone for 2 hours, etc all day. I came back and didn’t know where I was. This was the weirdest I’ve ever seen
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
ipod/ mp3 type playing devices gotta be up there.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
It was good times when Maggs would flip out and go off his meds. Those were always enjoyable. Nick P and Hef were always snipping at people as well. Sportsgal loathed NickP, as I recall.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
. Well shit. Thanks TST. I was looking forward to watching it
November 11th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Was Modern Family not on tonight?
Those two gay dudes are so funny. Of note, I cracked my baby’s head on a door frame just like that one guy did. I nearly shit a brick, too, just like he did.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I think Beadle is right free internet porn has to be #1 it’s just 2-5 that is up for debate
November 11th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
DVD’s should be up there. My first DVD player was my PS2, which I got the day they came out. That allowed us to have TV series on DVD. I’m not sure exactly when they came out.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
YouTube
November 11th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
The paparazzi should be arrested for stupidity and not knowing when you’re getting to close to a nutcase.
/Tyson > Chimp
November 11th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
sportsgal loathes anyone who is smarter than her. So everyone.
How do you guys know so much about this karma person? I dont even know who he is?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
He’s absolutely right, #1
November 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
DVD’s are over ten years old. easily.
I don’t think they’ve figured out how broad they want the fat one to be yet. I’m enjoying everybody but Julie Bowen’s husband so far. And little Mila Kunis daughter is… not someone I find attractive.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I just left to buy a delete key for the rest of my comment so I don’t have to fight people off
I was on the same side of one argument with Darrell at one point today, versus somebody I’ve never seen or heard of. This is before it turned into whatever it turned into. Strange day.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
The Do Not Call List http://www.donotcall.gov not in the Top 5, but Top 10 perhaps. It was so effective too that we already forgot about it and folks under 25 probably don’t know what we are talking about.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I think the Ipod is overrated since laptops are so light now you can store the music there or on an external drive. I sold my Ipod with 15k worth of songs to a buddy for 50 bucks.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
So this would apply to Sportsgal?
And I’ve only seen karma on here a handful of times, I must miss him every time, cuz I know nothing of him.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
free internet porn is older than 10
mp3 players
dvr
yellow 1st down markers
youtube
wireless internet for the masses
November 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
he tries to have race conversations that make no sense also.
/bad mouthing on TBL After Dark
November 11th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
YouTube
Kudos. That’s quality.
And little Mila Kunis daughter is… not someone I find attractive.
the oldest one, or the brain?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Fucking Mariners. It’s so hard being a fan of them. I look forward to them bringing back Buhner and Edgar too. If they don’t lock King Felix up I think that will be enough for me to official revolt. Sucks too because Safeco is the tits to watch a ballgame at and Seattle is the best city in the summer time. GRRRRRR it’s time for me to shut down and go home.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
How do you guys know so much about this karma person? I dont even know who he is?
you’re missing nothing Fetch. Nothing.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
This probably only would have affected me in the last few years. I moved out of my parents house permanently nine years ago, and I’ve never had a home phone, and they really didn’t use to go after your cell.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
free internet porn is older than 10 years? really? wild.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
The Do Not Call List http://www.donotcall.gov not in the Top 5, but Top 10 perhaps. It was so effective too that we already forgot about it and folks under 25 probably don’t know what we are talking about.
I signed up for that so fast. I was just calling in and signing up for everybody’s number I could think of, because you didn’t need to do anything but call and give the number you didn’t want called.
I wish there was a do not spam email list that worked as well.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Oldest one. You don’t think she looks like Mila Kunis?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Paolo thats funny you bring that up i actually just installed a home phone and the only people that have the number are fucking telemarketers I haven’t even gave out the number and it rings all damn day. The fucking Indy Star has called probably 15 times in a week. Need to get on the list, and mentioned it to my fiance tonight
November 11th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
free internet porn is older than 10 years? really? wild.
The very first thing AL Gore did when he invented the internet was put up free porn images in an attempt to get you go buy porn images.
I would bet that naked ladies on the internet pre-date email.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
it’s has to be as old as the internet. I remember see… ummm HEARING about pictures of indecent ladies for free in about 1996-97. dial-up sucked, tho.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
I just googled the yellow first down line and apparently it was invented in 1998, according to wikipedia.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Yeah, it may have been available, technically, 10 years ago, but extremely easy access to all kinds of stuff is relatively new.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
You could find most of that sexy young thing Jenny McCarthy as early as 95.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Good call. I remember thinking that the first episode. The resemblance is uncanny. Carbon copy.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
You don’t think she looks like Mila Kunis?
I hadn’t really thought about it. She doesn’t look old enough to be upstairs doing it with dudes. That’s really all I noted. Obviously, you’re only supposed to like the brainy girl.
So far my favorite is the fat fag. And Ed O’Neill.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
No, you could get anything off Napster, and that was 99.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
75 first half points for the Suns. that’s turrible.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
my 1999 name here relates to when I first got a legit email address and also learned about wasting hour after hour surfing at JPQ After Dark
/now, I bet I spend 10 minutes/month doing it
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I just googled the yellow first down line and apparently it was invented in 1998, according to wikipedia.
which is why i asked for 11 years.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Quality fast free porn has to be in the past 10 years. Pornhub is my main spank bank and it isn’t 5 years old I don’t think.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
good thing I didnt have internet access when I was that young, otherwise I probably would never have gone outside
November 11th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Back then it was hard to get at gratuitously and with quality access due to low penetration (pun intended) of high speed internet …then the likes of the Milf sites and the Bangbus and Bangboat came along about 2003, and then came all the copycats, and now nowhere is it more free and easy without sign up than on sites like keezmovies . com and so forth.
Then at some point when you have the real thing, the porn online is just not as cool or as good as the real thing or the next real thing.
(not talking here about chicks off the streets for you sickos thinking along those lines)
November 11th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
really? then replace 1st down marker with wikipedia.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I was going to comment on the sorry state of Cleveland sports, then i started reading the comments and now you’re on porn. Please continue.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I think Julie Bowen has been an excellent “real” mom, and that’s why she’s been funny. The fat Mexican kid is also enjoyable.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
which is why i asked for 11 years.
Oh. It seems older than that. Sorry if I haven’t been that funny. Being sober sucks. My uncle just came through with the beer and powder drugs. Looks like i’ll be up for TBL in the morning!!
November 11th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Oh, the MILFHunter site. Then there’s the usually glorious Submityourflicks.com
November 11th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
MW 2 time again, peoples. Peace.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Paolo you have never turned down the real thing out of pure laziness and then rub one off ten minutes after she fell asleep to some sweet ass Brazzers?
/Not to say I have
//I have
November 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
wtf is Bangboat? Apparently I am a porn newbie compared to you guys. I need to step up my smut game
November 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Fucking Knicks are awful. I cant stand this damn team. Why didn’t we draft jennings again?
November 11th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
You need no other website than pornhub.com. The milf hunter was my idol in my younger days.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
then the likes of the Milf sites and the Bangbus and Bangboat came along about 2003,
Oh, the MILFHunter site. Then there’s the usually glorious Submityourflicks.com
Now we’re in my wheelhouse. I actually purchased a membership to college teens book bang. You get 25 other sites for free with it. Then, when you cancel your membership, They offer the same deal for 10 bucks a month! And you can download all the movies to your pc anyway.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
BitTorrent goes on my top 5 list. Couldn’t live without it.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Fuck porn, I’m angry I was born 10 years too early to see half my female high school class naked thanks to facebook/naked tweet picks/etc. With a few notable exceptions every girl I saw naked in high school was a lot of fucking work, and I don’t appreciate the advantages kids have today.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Dudes bangin chicks on a boat…..StabbinKabin/Bangboat……same thing.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Pornhub, eh? I’ll check that out…uh, for research…
Anything with amatuer girlfriends is awesome. I made the mistake of watching porn stars in HD. Never again.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
What about Lime Wire? I havent paid for an MP3 in my life because of that beauty. Thats also how I got the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian sex tape.
/Hiltons was lame, Kardashians was a keeper.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:00 am
YouPorn is always one of the most popular sites on the web. Up there with Google and Wikipedia.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Pornhub is the shit. I’m afraid of Torrents because I’m afraid of anything that could bring about viruses. I like IceFilms quality Divx streaming without downloading. Has a nice library of TV and Movies also.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:01 am
I’ve only had a membership once, and for about three months. Thats the best thing about the internet: just peruse the free shit forever
November 12th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Wow, I was just bored and skimming through this shit. Glad to know half of you hate me, awesomeness.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not “snobby” in any sense. I love basketball, but I don’t hesitate to voice my opinion about it.
I don’t know much about contracts, no, but that doesn’t mean I’m stupid (sorry TST).
And the only reason I defend Kobe (and I’ve said this countless times), is for the same reasons you (Cleveland) guys defend Lebron - he’s my favourite player.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:02 am
I’m the same way, Sallie Mae. I don’t download anything to my computer and my Mac shuts down whenever theres a threat of a virus.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:02 am
karma: are you Canadian?
November 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
This is the first five minutes of ‘Superbad’ right here.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
That was you, I wasn’t sure! (you still might be stupid)
November 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
To add, Pornhub is also my fav. porn site.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
karma, people are hated on her for any reason. I know I’m hated on here by others, but fuck em. I comment here because I wanna say something, and if you feel like you have something to add, then say it.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Today was a pretty weird day on here. Someone (KC i think) was telling some crazy stories about some Brazlian porn he saw. I didn’t see anything like he was describing when I went to carnival.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:04 am
He did say favourite. Gotta be a Canuck.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:05 am
When you said this, I immediately thought of something else…
/Damn family full of cops
November 12th, 2009 at 12:05 am
This is the first five minutes of ‘Superbad’ right here.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Yes if none of us have been deflowered.
/assumes everyone here has been
November 12th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Karma, take it as flattery that people remember you. i just hate the lakers.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Yeah.
Oh, trust me, I don’t really care. I just thought it was funny how the whole thing became some sort of gossip thread where everyone airs what they think of me.
+100 to those that said they were cool with me though. I didn’t realize this board was full of posters who actually wanted to enact Gossip Girl.
/Zing!
//Never watched an episode in my life
November 12th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Well all is forgiven and forgotten, welcome on the pornhub wagon
November 12th, 2009 at 12:08 am
The only person I pissed off once was irish, I think. And I think it was cuz I just antagonized him in the middle of him going apeshit about something insignificant. But irish is usually a decent guy.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:10 am
1. Where abouts?
2. Everyone lay the fuck off karma. New favorite commenter.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:10 am
I love the Yankees, Celtics, Lakers, 90s Bulls, 80s/90s 49ers, Cowboys, 2000s Pats, Gretzky Oilers…
/Lebron’d
November 12th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Poor Karma, that sucks! You guys are jerks! (not really, but I do feel bad for Karma). Fuck all Laker haters!
November 12th, 2009 at 12:10 am
I’ve only gotten into arguments with Paolo and Dirt. I feel a little shitty about it afterwards because I just come here to conversate, not to throw shit around.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Irish is fun to tease when he’s in a mood. He gets fired up quickly. Tomorrow will probably be one of those days.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 am
I haven’t met a douchey Canadian yet, so karma seems alright. Although I’m sure there’s one out there somewhere.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 am
I spell it favourite too …but I am not Canadian.
Brazilian porn? I have not seen much of that so it would be a new frontier. Share link without the line please?
/TBL After Dark’ed
//Again keezmovies . com — no sign up no pop ups no catches
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 am
group hug for Karma!
/remembers all the porn talk that just happened here. Chooses to stay away from group
November 12th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Irish got pissed at me one time cause he thought I was like a 40 year old guy perving on Shawn Johnson, when I’m really a 21 year old guy perving on Shawn Johnson.
And sportsgal tries to say stuff sometimes but I don’t think shes ever had a valid thought ever. Must be a Bears fans thing.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:13 am
If you say a single disparaging word about Dwight Howard, that’ll get irish going in a flash. It’s pretty remarkable, really.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:14 am
irish got snippy with me a few days ago because I said i was tired. That was it.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Didn’t we get after each other once? Called me high on my horse or some shit like that. Hell what’s that old adage? Have to get in a fight with someone before you can be friends? Or something to that effect. I fit into that more often than I would like to admit.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Suburbs of GTA (Missisauga), but I’m studying at UW right now. How about you?
Not as much as I hate Lebron himself. Cleveland I have no problems with…Lebron, ehh.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:15 am
hahahah
November 12th, 2009 at 12:15 am
I’ve only gotten into arguments with Paolo and Dirt. I feel a little shitty about it afterwards because I just come here to conversate, not to throw shit around.
That’s funny. After me and Mrejr got into it about Led Zeppelin/Michael Jackson the next day I sent him a direct tweet apologizing if I got out of hand. I stand my position still, but I felt bad.
/wants to be loved
November 12th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Sex to save the friendship? ha
November 12th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Does Sportsgal really get along particularly well with anybody on here? She just swoops in, says something, then is gone for a week or two.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Ballz Led or MJ?
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 am
I only fight with mrejr. And Darrell. And Groin. And Mike. And Poalo. And Spencer once or twice. And maybe JPQ. And occasionally Duffy.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Mrejr’s a really cool guy, because you have to realize that everything he says is pretty much tongue in cheek. except for the Walter payton best evAR stuff.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Nice.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Why do I miss all the crazy shit that goes on here?
November 12th, 2009 at 12:18 am
I actually enjoy CFL ball too especially before the NFL starts due to withdrawal from NFL football and soccer/football. Garland Greene and Gerard Portmanteau (sp?) are other fine Canadians on here.
I can’t wait for the hockey chats to start up sometime in March, but they are drowned out way too much by all the college basketball shit.
I can’t wait for Olympic hockey in less than three months too!
November 12th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Fetch, you Tivo’d every episode of dancing with the stars when she was on didn’t you?
/don’t you fuckin lie
November 12th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Oh And mamalickajobababa. And younglefty. And Sparty. And I think Jay V is convinced I insulted him by equating a Kardashian show with 90210 and Gossip Girl when I did not.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Paolo - I believe it was in the soccer thread from today with the brazilian girl with the nice clevage. Pretty wild stuff, something about a fishing pole…
November 12th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Ballz Led or MJ?
I was pro Zeppelin. Had another argument with him and others about Beatles/MJ as well.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Goddamnit, Hockey’s a good sport and i can’t name you more than 15 players in the NHL. I wish i had a team in my area.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:21 am
I don’t think I’ve ever really torn anybody down, and c’mon, my teams all suck. My one team that I could have been a dick about being good (the Ravens) tanked before I even got a chance to gloat. Although, anybody who likes Duke certainly won’t appreciate my comments this year. Fear the turtle (with no post presence)!
November 12th, 2009 at 12:21 am
I have a problem with her because she demanded an apology from Spence.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Mrejr’s a really cool guy, because you have to realize that everything he says is pretty much tongue in cheek. except for the Walter payton best evAR stuff.
He tweeted back. We’re cool.
Oh And mamalickajobababa. And younglefty. And Sparty. And I think Jay V is convinced I insulted him by equating a Kardashian show with 90210 and Gossip Girl when I did not.
Sparty’s list on the best NFL players of the last 30 years hurt me deeply. Can’t get over it.
/throwing darts at king Leonidis as i’m typing.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
It took me awhile to get the hang of mrejr, but i’ve grown fond of him.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
spence is great, love that guy. Although all his teams blow and I hate them, but he’s hilarious.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
my teams are the Yanks, Jets, Kentucky, Knicks, and Stars/Rangers/Islanders. So pretty much I’m walking on eggshells.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
I think you’re the first person I’ve talked to that’s told me they like the CFL. As a person who’s been to CFL games in Toronto (the tickets were like $5), 80% of the stands are usually empty, and when I went, I spent more time hopping empty seats and trying to talk to the cheerleaders than watch the game.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:24 am
I live on the border (south of the border however) but am definitely living in Vancouver when I get older.
Stabbin: I’m actually one of 5ish people in America who don’t have tivo or a DVR. Needless to say I watched them though.
Paolo: anytime you wanna talk hockey I’m game.
Buck (and everyone): what would everyone wanna read about college bball wise? seeing as I have a site of the day worthy college bball blog and all (/self-promotion’d)
Holy fuck this was a long comment
November 12th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Ballz I wish I was there for that one. I love to argue Beatles also, I only know maybe one person that doesn’t like and know the words to at least one of their songs.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:26 am
keep your dicks up fellas, past my fuckin bedtime
November 12th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Wait, U-Dub, or some fraudy UW like Wisconsin?
November 12th, 2009 at 12:28 am
cassino: I’m assuming Waterloo.
You can add me to the list. Can’t stand the Beatles
November 12th, 2009 at 12:28 am
@Beadle - Your blogs recently made my favorites list, congrats on that (and also for making it onto SportsNation)
November 12th, 2009 at 12:30 am
thanks maverick. I appreciate it.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:30 am
I moved to Portland last year and got my first taste of hockey. I’m not sure the level, but the Portland Winterhawks games are pretty damn fun to go to. Way cheaper than Blazer tickets too. I still don’t know dick about the stradegy but it sure if fun having some drinks and watching those guys get after it. It amazes me how fast they are on the ice.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Personally, I’d love it if you could hook us fans up with (now, this is a tall order) a daily video of a Duke player getting embarassed. Daily is probably too much to ask.
But seriously, it’s tough to say. I’d actually have to think about it. And will do so.
And yes, that was Shameless.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:32 am
ohh and forgot, nice piece on McKnight from the AK on your blog, Fetch. OUT
November 12th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Thanks Sallie Mae. Coulda used you.
Beadle: still bet you can name at least 5 of their songs. Though I find it hard how to see how someone could “not stand them”. That being said, congrats on the SportsNation nod. Watched it late last night. Didn’t know we were in the presence of a celebrity.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:32 am
But I guess a congrats would indeed be in order, got your girl to mention you. That’s like a double-whammy.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Beadle you have been added and unlike most I can’t argue with your personal listening taste music is subjective. The only thing I ever argue on their behalf is how the changed the rock game in 8 years.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:34 am
I guess I shouldn’t say “can’t stand them” More like listened to a couple of their songs, didn’t like them, that was it. I definitely respect what they did and all that.
And yeah, me and Beadle are getting married
/after I’m done with Shawn Johnson
November 12th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Can I just say you’re my new favorite commenter. Most people act like music taste is objective, like if it’s good to you it has to be good to everyone. I hate that so much.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Sportsnation M. Beadle is so damn hot. I love her and will fight for her honor.
/Honestly I’ll cut someone
November 12th, 2009 at 12:39 am