Brian Kelly Will Outcoach You
College Football, NBA November 13th. 2009, 6:00pm
Tonight ESPN2 has the undefeated Cincinatti Bearcats hosting West Viriginia. Cincy continues to impress despite the fact that they lost their starting quarterback Tony Pike to injury after a 6-0 start. At the time of his injury, Pike was completing 64 percent of his passes for more than 1600 yards, 15 scores and just 3 picks. Pretty good.
Of course, sophomore Zach Collaros stepped in and promptly made Pike look like a novice. Collaros has thrown for 948 yards, 8 TD and just zero picks in his first three starts. He’s completed 80 percent of his passes since becoming the starter. A lot of the credit is going coach Brian Kelly’s way. Rightfully so.
He seems to have built a program that you or I – OK, maybe not you – could step in and run efficiently. Before last year, the Bearcats hadn’t had a 10-win season since 1949. Now they’re ranked #5 in the nation. Of course, now his name is being mentioned in Notre Dame rumors. I guess no matter how much success you have, someone is always going to pull you down. Poor guy.
Of course, if you’d rather watch the NBA, ESPN has a double-header featuring the Celtics @ Hawks and Lakers @ Nuggets. Both games feature the top team in the conference visiting the team with the 3rd best record in the conference. That’s a pretty neat coincidence, eh?
Small sample size alert! Carmelo Anthony is averaging career bests in points, 3pt%, steals and FT% this season.
So sit down and watch some sports. Rest up because there’s a big night of violence tomorrow.
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November 13th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Kelly is a badass, but he does have some dirty laundry. I do think ND will offer the world to Meyer first. If he declines, Kelly is the next in line.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Nothing like a college football on a friday night..especialliy when both Ohio and WV have high school football playoffs – something both states care very much about. Terrible.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Better than the NFL on a Thursday nite after a Sunday game.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
so this week there were football games on Sunday, Monday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Tues-Wed dont know what they are missing.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I never realized you could be the #5 team in the country by pretty much beating nobody.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Gruden
/Christmas wish list
November 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
You didn’t watch SEC football last year then.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Your anti-MAC bigotry knows no bounds…pretty sure one of their awful games was on Wednesday night
November 13th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Fixed for Texas (seriously, check out their schedule, if OU loses to Ok State they could go an entire season without beating a ranked team)
November 13th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
So Texas could play in the NC and not play a single ranked team all year?
/sorry, not a huge college FB follower
November 13th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
2012 sounds very impressive:
“Fiery destruction and general havoc are wrought upon LA in disaster epic “2012,” starring John Cusack as a failed novelist-turned-limo driver.”
November 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Then you could probably write a weekly college football column here.
/HEY oh!
November 13th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
2012 sounds very impressive:
“Fiery destruction and general havoc are wrought upon LA in disaster epic “2012,” starring John Cusack as a failed novelist-turned-limo driver.”
hernia: TBL and my daughter will provide Roger Ebert-like breakdowns at 10PM. Expect TBL to shower it w/ Oscar potential, and my daughter to mumble to me from the backseat while texting incessantly on her way home that it was “all right, I guess”
November 13th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
/Fixed for recycling
November 13th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Dammit, meant Volcano. Oh well, it sucked, 2012 will suck, Roland Emmerich sucks. Disaster movies are the cinema’s ass cancer, blah, blah, you know the rest a my usual spiel…
November 13th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Disaster movies are the cinema’s ass cancer,
then what are gruesome torture porn horror movies?
November 13th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
how is that goats movie?
November 13th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Tues-Wed dont know what they are missing.
I’m almost certain Wed had a game. This time of year, I think only Tuesday is missing.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
hostel might be the worst movie ever made
November 13th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Agreed.
@jpq: Looking forward to her review.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I have almost an interest in seeing that goats movie and the Pirate Radio movie. First interest in seeing a movie in a theatre in at least a year (and if I go, I will be seeing them myself, as my wife will never go to either of them)
November 13th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
OU played buffalo on tuesday on espn2. think they are on again next tuesday
November 13th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
hostel might be the worst movie ever made
You obviously didn’t see The Hills Have Eyes part II (the remake) or Wrong Turn. For the life of me I don’t know why I watch shit like that.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I can’t remember the name of it, but there was something starring Ashlee Simpsons and the guy from 10,000 B.C. about struggling musicians in LA that came out a couple years ago that was easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen. The movie I can’t wait to see, even though I know I probably won’t like it, is Avatar. I movie I can’t wait to see, and I know I’ll love it, is Shutter Island. That’s easily the most cinematic novel I’ve ever read and they cast the shit out of it.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
You obviously didn’t see The Hills Have Eyes part II (the remake) or Wrong Turn. For the life of me I don’t know why I watch shit like that.
I didn’t see any of those movies, but I have to think that Human Centipede will be mentioned in the same breath when it comes out.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
You obviously didn’t see The Hills Have Eyes part II (the remake) or Wrong Turn. For the life of me I don’t know why I watch shit like that.
I think the last “scary” type movie I saw was The Sixth Sense. I tried to watch part of the first Saw movie on cable, but it was so bad I turned it off.
I don’t get scared, I just don’t get motivated enough to watch that shite. Both of my kids have gone though that phase of One Missed Call, Two Missed Calls, One Missed Call, Part II, etc. what crap
November 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Exorcism movies are my downfall. Scare the shit out of me.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
movie I can’t wait to see, and I know I’ll love it, is Shutter Island.
there’s no way that won’t be good. Oh, wait, there’s a surprise ending that everybody already knows.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
i’ll tell ya who should never get behind a camera under any circumstance. rob zombie. the halloween franchise was just fine without his “personal” touch to it. i wouldnt let him him tape weddings.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Exorcism movies are my downfall. Scare the shit out of me
Scroll down and the guy who played Father Dyer in the original Exorcist was my 9th grade freshman religion teacher
November 13th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Yeah, I dunno what happend to him. I liked House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects but dont know what the hell happened to the halloween movies though.
That and he has to have his damn wife in every fucking movie too, oh, just like Judd Apatow.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Damn. That’s crazy. Did he believe in it?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
i’ll tell ya who should never get behind a microphone under any circumstance. rob zombie.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Beavis and Butthead are responsible for Rob Zombie’s success.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Ishtar was an unrelenting masterpiece.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Nothing like
college footballmeth on a friday night..especialliy when both Ohio and WV have high school football playoffs – something both states care very much about. Terrible./shit states both of em.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
That’s nice work, Bulldog. Really got your message across.
Here’s a quality headline:
FACT CHECK: Palin’s Book Goes Rogue on Some Facts
November 13th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
i’d still bang palin.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
There was never a moment when I wouldn’t.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
rondo: yeah, big time. He was really cool. Always smelled like scotch
o/t
my son just texted me he’s at the UCF hoops game and MJ is there to see his son Erkel (who’s wearing goggles and black Jordans and the rest are wearing white adidas)
November 13th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Well fuck. It was suppose to be nothing like meth on a friday night in Ohio and WV.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Dirt I can see you and are might go round tonight.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
And in other news: Water is, in fact, wet.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Here’s a quality headline:
FACT CHECK: Palin’s Book Goes Rogue on Some Facts
tell me the media hasn’t been laying in the weeds for that. Funny how they missed all those mistakes on Limbaugh for 15 years, though.
/fucking hypocrites
//they all suck
November 13th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
why is the nytime worrying about palin? she means nothing. could they report stuff on the people in charge? just sayin.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Fuck Palin, and I dont mean literally. She looks nastier every time I see her I swear.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Beavis and Butthead are responsible for Rob Zombie’s success. Dirt
Yep.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
just don’t try to BJJ me, like you’re always talking about, OK Bulldog?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I thought Going Rouge was a romance novel.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I thought Going Rouge was a romance novel.
that was Moulin’ Rogue
November 13th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
why is the nytime worrying about palin? she means nothing. could they report stuff on the people in charge? just sayin.
The NY times is the preeminent book reviewer in the country, and keeps the bestseller list that is considered the standard.
Plus, you know that bitch is huge news, even when she’s dropping a deuce, or having a bastard grandbaby.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
You guys don’t like Electrichead, parts I and II? We used to crank that and Korn before jr. high basketball games. And before you ask, yes, we were small-town white kids.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Wouldn’t ever make it that far, guy who is so starved for attention he posts youtube videos of his kids and some nasty fucking skank.
/we can stop whenever.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
clown, here.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
so you’re calling my wife a skank? That’s your plan?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Just making an observation. Remember now, I didn’t start it. But I will finish it.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
what the fuck just happened? i leave for 4 days and bulldog and dirt hate each other? am i replaced that easily?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
NEMESIS FIGHT!!!!!!!!
THE FACTS: Although travel records indicate she usually opted for less-pricey hotels while governor, Palin and daughter Bristol stayed five days and four nights at the $707.29-per-night Essex House luxury hotel (robes and slippers come standard) overlooking New York City’s Central Park for a five-hour women’s leadership conference in October 2007. With air fare, the cost to Alaska was well over $3,000. Event organizers said Palin asked if she could bring her daughter. The governor billed her state more than $20,000 for her children’s travel, including to events where they had not been invited, and in some cases later amended expense reports to specify that they had been on official business.
you mean she stayed at the Hotel where the conference was, and not the motel out by the airport that Goren and Eames always go to to find a Russian prostitute with her throat slit? THE NERVE!!!
Plus, the conference was only 5 hours long. She should have flown coach from Anchorage, schlepped to the conference, shared a 89 Caprice Classic back to JFK and gone home when it was over on the redeye.
I can’t stand her, but GTFU with the media evisceration already
November 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
But I will finish it.
please, continue.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
What the fuck is goin on?
Just go watch some Brazilian porn, come back in an hour, and then you 2 can discuss what you thought.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
No, I don’t hate anyone. Except Obama. Dirt just rubs me the wrong way at times. It’s nothing personal towards him really. Just shaving his balls with a rusty razor is all. Smooch!
November 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Internet fights are, like, so 2002.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Racist.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Far be it for me to defend the wretched, treasonous New York Times, but that article that Dirt linked was an AP wire report.
I do love though how they cite the POTUS’ “argument” on cap and trade as a “fact.”
November 13th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
i dont hate obama. i hate his politics and the news outlets that are more worried about covering whether his wife is wearing a sleeveless gown to a photo-op than covering anything that has something to do with his policies.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Anyone who doesn’t party to “Hero of the Day” is a fraud.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
let the record show that i would hump michelle obama
November 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Dirt has slowly evolved into one of my favorite commenters, somehow.
Still a long way to go before catching Clown, though.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
I hadn’t even read it when I linked the headline. I just liked the headline. I read it afterward and realized it was pretty boring.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Seriously, take a xanax, order a double from the affable barkeep and coast on out.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Thanks Mike, I think I rub everybody the wrong way sometimes. Most of them don’t call my wife a skank sight unseen, but still.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
But this is BS. Taking your kid with you on the taxpayers money? There’s no excuse for that shit.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
hernia: I was trying to remember the song you always link when it gets ugly in here (tesla or something???) -lol
November 13th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Yeah, cuz there were no other options. Just what she did, and what you said.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I apologize for that comment. I was trying to get in your “craw”.
Uncalled for. Take it or leave I suppose.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
malia, sasha and michelle gotta fly coach from now on. and take taxis every where.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Bought tickets for the Winter Beer Festival tomorrow in Philly, I’m excited beyond belief. It’ll be a shitshow, seeing college buddies I haven’t seen in 10+ months.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
So this is TBL After Dark. Interesting…..
November 13th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
really, we can’t go one day without having the same politics conversation over and over again?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
It’s a little different when its the goddam president.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Just go watch some Brazilian porn, come back in an hour, and then you 2 can discuss what you thought.
Double penetration anal with a cock and a dildo is a bit outside my preferences.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
So far, this is the mild version of TBL After Dark
November 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
the media is to blame for this one.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I’ll live Bulldog. I won’t mention it to the wife, either.
NGNG, no, this is the early evening. It’s usually quite a bit siller than this, and nowhere near this unpleasant.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Josh Hamilton’s walk-up music? That gets the campfire back in order. I’m mobile though, so I can’t cue it up.
Although “Signs” by Tesla might make this thread erupt.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
IMO
November 13th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
So this is TBL After Dark. Interesting…..
TBL after dark is awesome. No one is at work anymore.
really, we can’t go one day without having the same politics conversation over and over again? Beadle
I agree with this statement, but sometimes good hate comes out of it. Nothing really new to read except insults. BTW, ready for some KU hoops, Fetch. Elijah Johnson is my new favorite.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Fair enough.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I just ignore it. It’s beyond redundant at this point.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I have ESPN360 on as we speak. I am firmly in Thomas Robinson’s camp (even though he wears Drew Gooden’s number. Vomit)
November 13th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Until Paolo gets here.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Can we all agree(except Beadlemanics) that MBeadle looked God awful today.
/I would say Clooney but he’s a 6 at this point in time, honestly
//Brady’d?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I think some Night Ranger Live will make everyone feel better.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
yeah it probably costs taxpayers 100X more when they do something similar. the state of alaska isnt in the red because of some trips she took. i am willing to bet governors in other states do the same damn thing.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I didn’t read the article, so forgive me if this isn’t really applicable, but intrastate travel is a lot different and more expensive in Alaska than any other state.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
What channel has the WVU-Bearcubs game?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
It’s getting a little testy here tonight.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Kid’s a beast.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Hernia – espn2
November 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
DAMN!!! Henry in the house.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I aint gettin into this argument. I am sure it happens all the time with other governors too, but that isnt saying that it’s right. The whole political landscape of this country is fucked. Politicians get richer, and we the people get fucked in the ass.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Xavier Henry for POY. It’s over
November 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
At which point, I tend to check out.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I am firmly in Thomas Robinson’s camp
Kid’s a beast.
I once knew an Elijah Johnson. I was shamed last week for saying the same thing. Not sure why one triggers the other. The kid was a scrawny white dude. Thank you for the mild shame. I’d blame the brown liquor I’m ingesting, but that is no excuse.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
i like how rondo said he wasnt getting in this argument and then gets in the argument. let us all point and laugh at rondo
/points and laughs at rondo
November 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Private schools have the hottest moms. I’m covering a playoff game and the milfs are out in full force. I love it.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
/points and laughs at rondo
/Ha Haa.
//Nelson’d
November 13th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Not even the FOY in his conference.
/Avery Bradley
November 13th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
dude drives me nuts. He’s the most biased person here, yet he rails others for being biased.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
dude drives me nuts. He’s the most biased person here, yet he rails others for being biased.
Every circus has a freak. He’s our freak.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Yeah, that was kinda dumb. I even pointed and laughed at myself.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Private schools have the hottest moms. I’m covering a playoff game and the milfs are out in full force. I love it.
There are certain areas more conducive to that. Atlanta, definitely. South Florida is MILF Ground Zero I believe. There are more hot women buying groceries on a Wednesday afternoon here than a lot of places have at a club on Friday night.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Private schoolsFayette County has the hottest moms.November 13th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I love MILF’s.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
When Paolo shows up is right when it gets hilarious.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
probably cassino. Too many good players for Henry to compete with on his own team.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
MREJR, where have you been anyways? Thought for sure you’d a been here for the Bear game.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Ok, I like Elijah Johnson as well. It’ll take me about two weeks to get the freshamn straightened out. They all look the same.
/Tar Baby’d
//Speaking of freaks.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Could be. Full disclosure: Bradley went to my high school, so I’m going to be his biggest fan this side of clown.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Agree. Paolo is hilariously entertaining, even if he refers to me as a GOP Wall Street-type operative.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Beadle – This game is on 360?
Also, I don’t know what the hell a Hofstra is, but KU is tits. Balls to the wall.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Could be. Full disclosure: Bradley went to my high school, so I’m going to be his biggest fan this side of clown.
Clown’s favorite player is a guy who would not look out of place in a sumo wrestler’s uniform.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I grew up and went to HS in Fayette Co.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
yeah it is KC.
cassino, I figured it was something like that as you’ve touted him a few times on here. Can’t say I’ve seen him play so I don’t have an opinion one way or the other.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
i took some time off from the puter. got out of the house a little bit. talked to people in person. crazy shit right?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I’ve never drawn Paolo’s ire, it’s just hilarious to read his really, really extensive overthought responses that last for pages and pages. I rarely, if ever, have agreed with him on a single thing, but to watch it happen is just magic.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Clown likes his basketball players like he likes his women.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I live in Peachtree City now. Where did you go to HS?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
For some reason I really like those HTC cell phone commercials. Maybe I’m easily impressed.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
using the dinner party setting, paolo is the guest who shows up interrupts everyone, thinks he knows everything and farts silently and blames the wretched smell on the old guy (jpq).
November 13th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
What is this only up 14 garbage? Let’s pick it up.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I saw him a couple times his junior year before he transferred to Findlay, and good lord was that team fun to watch. It was him and Adbul Gaddy on the same team, and they’d combine for like 50 a night without blinking.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Bulldog: I graduated from Starr’s Mill in 2001. What are doing in PTC?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
HEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice game from your boy Cutler, Mr. Smarty Pants
November 13th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Working @ World Gym, holy freaking moly, do you know Bruce Baker or his sons? My wife is from this area, I’m from BFE Illinois easy move.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
i went to a sportsbar and watched the game with some chicago transplants had a good time until the game started. the loss was my fault. i took my dip out after the third qt ended. so that was my bad. i realize i must keep my dip in until the game has ended to ensure a bears win.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I just was at the Cougar Capital – TARGET. I’m always intrigued what I see there. Anyway, it got me thinking, if Julia Louis Dreyfus is a 10 on the cougar scale, where does the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond check in?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
she is a weird milf to rate because sometimes she looks like she has bell’s palsy and other times she looks fantastic
November 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Name doesn’t ring a bell, but that could mean that I’ve met him/them 20 times.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
negative 1000
November 13th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I’ll tell you who is a positive 1000: Connie Britton. A her and Aimee Teegarden threesome would probably end my life.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
the chick on the george lopez show looked better. i think her name is constance marie unless she wasnt the wife..
November 13th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
where does the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond check in?
scripty: she’s on a bell curve: in the beginning of Raymond: eh. Last three seasons or so, after she admitted on getting some work done after having her own kids, a solid 8 on the JPQ Milf scale. Now, on that Fox shitstorm she on, she’s heading towards the wall faster than #3 at Daytona
November 13th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
fetch…good call on britton. spin city represent
November 13th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Milfs are fantastic. I’d like to bang a hot 40 year old at some point.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
yeah I meant at the time of the show, all these bitches get jokered up in the end, but not as worse as Bob Costas and his wife
November 13th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
HA! /too soon’d?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This Connie Britton I just googled? This looks like trailer trash meets the Valentine’s Day special at Glamour Shots at the mall
/plus, she’s like 20 years too old for you
November 13th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
she should be on milf hunter if he didnt use porn stars
November 13th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
i will take Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon for the win though. look her up.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
I still prefer Cheryl.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
true jpq, I do like the younger foxes. Although I have dabbled in the older ladies. Good times.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Milfs are fantastic. I’d like to bang a hot 40 year old at some point.
I do all the time
hi yoooooooooooooooooooooo
November 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
american pie: helping older women get laid since 1999
November 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I’d love to have an evening of debauchery with that Connie Britton, yes.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Mike NYC – Please be joking
November 13th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Mike: Cheryl looks thinner but with a bigger rack this year (the magic of Hollywood). I think she looks smoking, but my wife thinks now she’s getting “a little long in the tooth”
/SJP’d
November 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
cheryl who? she looks good
November 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I must say, I’m impressed mrejr8234.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Haha, meaning — between the two “Larry David characters” I think Cheryl is hotter, though I agree that is not the best picture.
This season she has looked her best. I love that woman.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
yeah i win. i have been a fan of her’s forever
November 13th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
cheryl who? she looks good
Cheryl Hines from Curb Your enthusiasm on HBO. She plays Larry David’s wife.
got your email, btw. thx
mrejr: check yours
November 13th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Since no one knows who we are talking about anybody you still know in town? Small world. Where you at now?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
ruh roh wvu is up against cinci
November 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
no problem
November 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
WVU just took the lead on Cincy. gonna be 14-7 lol
November 13th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Are they still coached by Bill Stewart? I like Cincy’s chances.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Are they still coached by Bill Stewart? I like Cincy’s chances.
this could be poetic justice after Wannstasche fucked up DickRod’s BCS title game a few years ago, though
November 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
A college roomate named Eric, but other than that unthinkable everyone’s out. I would not like living there personally, bit it was cool in HS.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
jpq: done.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Cheryl looked like poo when she was next to Elisabeth last week.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I like it cuz it’s quiet, and well wealthy and not Atlanta.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Holy crap, does anyone think Drake is good? What a pile of flying rat dung.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Steve Kragthorpe loses his job after this season right? It’s only been three years, but doesn’t he have to be fired?
November 13th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I thought that was a TD live. I still think it is, but won’t be overturned.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
mrejr, I happened to click the link associated with your name, and I couldn’t help but notice this:
Please alert the proprietor of that blog to fix those two bolded parts immediately. In fact, that entire lead-in made my brain hurt.
I haven’t seen this one yet!
November 13th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Phone post fail.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Big East conspiracy! there was no way in hell they can over turn that. Let the conspiracy theories begin. You think the SEC was bad? This was atrocious.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I haven’t seen this one yet!
Mike: Just remember that there’s only two ways you can hurt your neck
November 13th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Horseshit call.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Disagree. They got the call right.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I lol’ed.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
This song owns this thread.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Even my wife made that correct call, aka TD.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
that looked fantastic. good job students!!!
November 13th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Is Lou’s improbable upset Notre Dame over Pitt?
November 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Gotta love Fran Tarkenton: eviscerating NFC North QB’s, one at a time. This time, it’s Cutler…
http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=4652043
November 13th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
i will let sc know as soon as possible
November 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Pat White, now one of my favorite NFL players.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
It’s not just the Vikings fanboy in me talking, but I totally agree with him. If he’s as good as advertised, then he makes a difference despite the talent deficiency, whatever that may be.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I’m diverting money from the “Keep Joe Mauer in Minnesota” foundation to the “Keep Xavier Henry in Lawrence” foundation. Good effing lord he’s good.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
well that is awesome. good for him. and fuck the new england patriots.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
good story, Mike. He, Ricky and Ronnie are all pretty likeable guys. The rest of them, I hate
sr1: agree w/ you on Tark.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
This is hilarious. I’m using my prom pic for all future posts.
November 13th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
you just love his hair
November 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Glad somebody else noticed that.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Tony Pike has as many touchdown passes in four plays tonight as JaMarcus Russell has all season
November 13th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Cheryl Hines and I ran around in the same crowd at FSU. Nice girl. Hotter now than she was then.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
a little late but i lived just west in LaGrange when i was younger.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
2012… Wife says f minus.
Wayyyy too long.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Is this a joke, ask the ass hat what happened in the Orange Bowl last year with the fourth and 1 on the goal line in the 3rd quarter against VT which would have given them the lead. He QB sneaked with the slowest player in the their backfield Tony Pike. VT stuffed it and won the game. The guy is overrated.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
2012… Wife says f minus.
Wayyyy too long.
about what my daughter gave it: “it was all right, but kinda stupid, and they made all the American people obnoxious idiots”
I told her they did that so it would make a lot of money in other countries in the world that didn’t like us, because they would enjoy seeing that.
It was a nice father/daughter moment explaining the intricacies of worldwide box office and universal hatred
November 13th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
The Bearcats remain the best team in Ohio, albeit unconvincingly.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Is your daughter Ty Duffy?
November 13th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
All that matters is that you win the game
November 13th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
They would be a 7 point dog AT HOME against Ohio State right now. Nice win by UC. Some help from Stewart with the lack of a field goal late… They will need to be better against Illinois and Pittsburgh.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Is your daughter Ty Duffy?
she’s allergic to horses, so she could never ride a high one like he does.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Brooks giving TBL a nice hat tip here…
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/the-jim-nantz-girlfriend-photos-keep-rolling-in-26969
November 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
a rare, rare bad call by me on 2012.
saw people leaving during the movie. that happens when a movie is 2.5 hrs.
could have EASILY cut an hour.
acting poor. some of the action/loud noises/stuff was pretty decent. if you like doom and gloom, you might not hate it that badly.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Where is Quiz and Quon to talk about how OSU is going to make the NCAA tourney? They lost to Texas A&M-Chorpus Christi by 24
November 13th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
That’s too bad, cuz John Cusack is the man. Such as life.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
You remember the other movies you’ve spouted off about, right?
November 13th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Where is Quiz and Quon to talk about how OSU is going to make the NCAA tourney?
and their coach will lead the country in puff profile pieces, and has a job for life (or 2012, whichever comes first)
November 13th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Christ! That doesn’t bode well. At least Vasquez, despite not shooting well, finally started passing a lot, 13 assists for him tonight.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
To be fair, TAMU-CC could probably win the Pac-10 this year.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
My theory was going to be that TAMU-CC played as slow as Oregon State so they weren’t caught off guard, but that’s not correct.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
where’s cass?
Washington struggling big-time against Wright St.
AT HOME.
5 mins left, only up 8
November 13th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
stuff like that happens in first games. Not to Kansas, but it happens.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
If I was more creative, I’d set up a fetch-homer counter
November 14th, 2009 at 12:02 am
This isn’t so suprising. Line was only 15. Wright State can muck games up by making them so slow. They should be in the big 11
November 14th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Sorry Hawkeye, my heart is just all aflutter about the Xavier Henry era. (and rooting for a hockey team whose players don’t leave in midseason)
November 14th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Wright State is actually slower than the Big 10 average. Only by a possession and the Big 10 has a couple teams that play at at least an average speed. (MSU and, perplexingly, Indiana)
November 14th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Good question Fetch, I just hopped on to see myself. Beavers making the tournament is a freaking joke.
/Go Ducks
November 14th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Jesus christ you gotta be fucking kidding me
November 14th, 2009 at 12:31 am
As soon as I saw that was Hill I clicked off. It’s guaranteed to suck.
November 14th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Wow what happened to the Lakers tonight? Kobe got to the line 4 times? Elite post players should be getting way more than that!
November 14th, 2009 at 1:18 am
Jemele Hill is so annoying, but I’d hit it.
November 14th, 2009 at 1:57 am
hsit cans and cunt biscuits
November 14th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Just like your “rare bad call” on The Transformers TBL Godfather? C’mon! Sports except college football you know, but movies you don’t. Stick with your strengths.
/Merciless when it comes to folks who recommend bad movies
//Hate cinemas
November 14th, 2009 at 2:02 am
And reality for anyone American who has travelled extensively enough outside the country to be able run away subconsciously when other Americans are around. Those are usually the very loud ones with very poor fashion sense and usually at least one obese person. Think Wal-Mart!
November 14th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Agreed and done and then some and would do again. They are fun!
November 14th, 2009 at 2:06 am
Las Vegas definitely. Former strippes, maws, models, and showgirls who did not crash and burn from drug or alcohol abuse and/or rehab and all.
November 14th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Bullshit she’s just a typical East Coast ninnie who would get absolutely nowhere in the states of the West Coast. Only in New York and other states where men I guess don’t have enough standards, balls, or selection lest they can fly to Las Vegas more often I think.
That show was so regional like too many shows too.
I could never get into it and never thought it was funny, but old people sure did go figure that CBS magic again.
November 14th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Wright State is going to be good this year. Senior heavy team. If Duggins and Gardner were healthy I think they beat us. Not a good team to open against, especially when we have yet to find an interior identity.
However, that game poses the question: Isaiah Thomas: great player, or the greatest player? Discuss.
/Butler Better watch out, cuz Wright State ain’t rolling over in the Horizon.
//I knew OSU was overrated. I had them 6th in the Pac-10, and that might be too high
November 14th, 2009 at 2:18 am
And when I say if Duggins were healthy, I mean if he wasn’t suspended.
November 14th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Oh yeah terrible actress but she looked spicy. Far better than most else including overrated Courtney Cox, an even worse actress.
November 14th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Or I’m awaiting moderation, so that makes no sense to anybody.
Guess it’s it just me and Paolo anyway.
Speaking of which, Paolo, I thought you were an east coast guy?
November 14th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
That is 4 spots too high. They are going back to their rightful place of 10th.