Jake Delhomme is Putting On a Quarterback Clinic
NFL November 15th. 2009, 3:00pm
The Atlanta Falcons are currently losing to the Panthers 21-13. They stalled on the Carolina 4-yard line after cruising down the field to open the third quarter.
Jake Delhomme, living the dream of the first grade haircut, is 11 of 14 for 137 yards and two TDs. This is why I don’t gamble.
The artist formerly known as Matty Ice is 11 of 25 for 95 yards and a pick. That’s an average of 3.8 yards a completion. Today’s gift to Sherrod Martin marked his 11th INT of the season, matching his 2008 total.
He needs to snap out of it in a hurry because they play the Giants (away), Eagles and Saints in three of their next four games.
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If you’re getting Jets-Jags in your area, may I recommend watching it upside down. Mark Sanchez has quite easily, and expectedly, clinched the incredibly-atrocious-and-amusing-pick-of-the-day award.
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November 15th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Fuck. A dive in to the end zone. Colston fumbles through the end zone. Touchback.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Took the Panters +1.5
And the Saints can go take a high hard one. Fucking Fags.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
The Rams love to add an Alex Barron penalty to kill any build in momentum.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Same old sorry ass Rams.
/Dana Stubblefield’d
November 15th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
im chugging margaritas and this killed me
November 15th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Another horrible penalty on Ray Edwards. He’s due for 2 or 3 a game.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Or the Panthers*. Saints can still die.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
/does that make me a fag for drinking margaritas?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Mexico reproduces quite well.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
If they’re frozen, yes.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
nah, unless its in a fruity glass
November 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
If you’re in a heart-shaped jacuzzi with Harry Dunn, then no.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
The one day I can’t watch the Panthers, they’re actually decent. Figures…
November 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
As long as you are doing enormous lines of Mexican cartel bambam I think you are alright.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
/does that make me a fag for drinking margaritas?
only if you hold your pinky out like Shatner does
November 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Depends how you make em
November 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
End of the 3rd. The Rams are still one play away from pulling this shit off.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
The one day I can’t watch the Panthers, they’re actually decent. Figures
tallguy: become a Bills fan. You’ll never have that problem
November 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
/does that make me a fag for drinking margaritas?
No.
/sips Zima
November 15th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
lol. When he asked that I immediately thought of my Lynchburg Lemonades.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Sanchez forcing shit. Take the FG, dipshit.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
good thing I have a teaser involving the Saints. Should be alright there
November 15th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
im flaming
November 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Can’t get over this Ford commercial that ties in skinny jeans. Someone actually wrote that copy.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
That drink should be illegal using jack daniels in such a fashion
November 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Sad, but true.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
lol. When he asked that I immediately thought of my Lynchburg Lemonades.
thank God my dementia won’t kick in for another 15-20 years
/gets another cocktail
November 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Matty has awoken.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Finally. For 2 1/2 quarters the Saints forgot that Marques Colston was on the field.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Bernard Berrian has been fucking trash this year. Figures, since he last played for the Bears
November 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
My friend the called me to come out drinking last night when I got home. i asked him what he was drinking and he said “a Cape Cod”. He didn’t say “Vodka Cranberry” but Cape Cod. I replied i was tired and drank my scotch at home playing Call of Duty
November 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Touchdown Meachem. It’s not ovah til it’s ovah
November 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
im going to get on the pissing line for the saints. fucking bastards dont play well enough to run the ball for mike bell.
/even when they do they dont give him the ball
November 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
TD MEACHEM!
You fags who took the Saints and the points are still alive.
/now leave me alone
//get out of my yard
November 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Same old sorry ass Rams.
/Dana Stubblefield’d
I think Tim McDonald said that.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Totally, he’s been their 3rd best receiver this year.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
anybody see that new Coors Light commercial w/ Marv Levy? It sucks, but it was funny at the end when he was complaining about “Todd”, as in 1997 Todd Collins, who is, in 2009, is better than the other QB on his roster, Jason Campbell
November 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I wish i was drinking now.
I generally use my cheaper shit while making that. I have gentleman jack at home that I either drink straight up or with coke. So I guess I can just call them a whiskey sour with some triple sec.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
i took the pantehrs in my confidence pool. how confident? 1
November 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I realize this is going to subject me to being called a fucking fag by somebody, but the drink is called a Cape Codder, not a Cape Cod.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
has this Steelers-Bengals game been as shitty to watch as the score/numbers indicate?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
In that Southwest Airlines commercial, it always sounds like that guy is shouting “WHY DO YOU CHARGE FOR FAGS!”
November 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
That Levy commercial is garbage. i think they’ve ran out of ideas unless they have them go back in time to talk to Ewbank or Shula
November 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Definitely Stubblefield. He screamed it on the sideline during the amusing Tony Banks years.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
good man.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
game of field goals in pittsburgh
November 15th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
i asked him what he was drinking and he said “a Cape Kottah”
/Bostonian’d (drank those when I lived there)
November 15th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
coke goes with all brown liquor for me
November 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Dick Vermeil loved Tony Banks beyond all reason or sanity. He had a dog (I think named Felon) that he once inexplicably abandoned the team for. Those were good times. We St. Louisans were just happy to have shitty football again.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
true story. i know a few guys who work for them and the flight attendents are ridiculous
November 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
now that we’re men, we drink our whiskey straight!
/spongebob’d
November 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
jesus man. either my stattracker hasnt refreshed or carson palmer has 11 points in the 4th quarter
November 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
All the fag talk on here, I feel like I’m on a Harley Davidson website.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
coke goes with all brown liquor for me
not southern comfort. That goes with Dr Pepper.
/barf
November 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Why not take the penalty there if you’re the Lions instead of burning the timeout?
Christ that’s dumb
November 15th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
JPQ, I know. I have a picture from your Honeymoon
November 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
SoCo is awesome with grape soda.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I was in the car the other day and this guy was revving his bike. We coudl not stop laughing at him. South Park ruins people. Cartman Beck was my favorite episode this season.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
southern comfort
/barf
a-fucking-men
November 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Need a TD here Saints. Anything less and I’m punting my laptop out the window.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
SoCo taste like fucking cough syrup. gross
November 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Vince Young just wins football games (against teams that suck)
They have over 150 yards rushing (6.2/rush), and he looks like Montana back there, completely 3 yard dinks and getting YAC
November 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
i have lived near people who would rev their lifted trucks all afternoon but never drive it. it sounded like a drag strip. fuckin asswipes
November 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I’m sooooo with ya, man
November 15th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I really don’t like YAC, it’s RAC. Run-after-catch.
Either way, it’s a Jerry Rice invention. BallzDeep kinda likes Jerry.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
shatner: got me. Damn wifey make me pick that suit out
/South Florida marraiges’d
November 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
hernia: Millen had a new one on NFL Network the other night. Instead of saying “Pick 6″, he called it a “Pick quick”. Took me a second to realize what he meant
November 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
i have lived near people who would rev their lifted trucks all afternoon
what were they doing in your gated community, texans?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
high class rednecks, vezina.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Saints are punting
November 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Saints are gonna punt here.
/I’m still a fag
November 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
HE FUCKING HIT THE PUNTER. WHAT THE FUCK.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Son of a bitch. Help me out here Bulger.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
running into kicker. Saints going for it now
November 15th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Now they take the timeout and not the “pull them off sides” delay of game.
WTF?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
orton injured? chris simms taking over
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
im staying here for my updates, red zone channel isn’t going to the saints game and nfl.com is sloooow as fuck
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
They don’t get the first down.
/let it rain down, guys
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Definitely Stubblefield. He screamed it on the sideline during the amusing Tony Banks years.
I think I remember McDonald saying “same old Niners, same old Rams” after a game in a locker room interview. I don’t know who said it first. Doesn’t matter. The Rams beat them in the regular season the next year and threw it back in our face.
Either way, it’s a Jerry Rice invention. BallzDeep kinda likes Jerry.
This is true.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
RAMS STOP THEM!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Great call on 4th down
/looks at Jay
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Yeah let’s go ahead and sign Sidney Rice to an extension right now.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
wow, favre airs it to Rice
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Sidney Rice with an AWESOME catch! He has 200 yards receiving today
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
/Duckworth’d
November 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I can feel myself really starting to hate the Steelers.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
would be bad ass if they could make a jurassic park
November 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
That was a sad sad sad sad drop.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Amendola drops what would have been a possible TD.
Your gambling dream is still alive.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Fucking pathetic.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Rams stuffed on 4th and 1. Saints get it back where they had it before.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
wow, favre airs it to Rice
This made me throw up in my mouth a little.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
He has 200 yards receiving today
i heard a guy this morning ona call-in show asking the fantasy expert which of three WRs he should take. rice was one choice. hope he chose rice
/don;t really care
November 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
This New Orleans game is my second biggest single bet of the year. Both bets have been against the Rams
November 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@ballzdeep
starting to?? fuck the steelers those fucking cheating redneck assholes
November 15th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
BREES SACKED@!!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Rams ball or field goal attempt
November 15th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Christ. It’s over, forget about it.
/TBL
November 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Rams will get it on the 20. One silver lining–the Saints D doesn’t have their weekly TD yet.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Well, there was no reason to kill Roby there, but hey.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
broncos are within city limits of fraud city
November 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
J A G S JAGS JAGS JAGS!!!!!! WOOO
November 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Saints have finally discovered that the Rams are Steven Jackson and 10 other people on offense.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
And BRANDON GIBSON!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@ballzdeep
starting to?? fuck the steelers those fucking cheating redneck assholes
I know. But I mean REALLY hate. Like, almost a cowboys level of hatred. Though I will never hate a team as much as I do the cowboys.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
HOLY SHIT
November 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
You guys can kiss your money goodbye.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Rams in the red zone. Bulger looks like he remembers how to QB.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Broncos are who we thought they were?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I can feel myself really starting to hate the Steelers.
I can too, except the year was 1976
pocket Hercules with the face on the Jets
November 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
TD Rams
November 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
TOUCHDOWN RAMS!!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Saints are in Tampa next week. Do you lay -14 or higher?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
haha. whats the point spread on the rams game?
rams remind me of the oilers. they sucked fucking ass but would play their hearts out
November 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES???!!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
/spikes his fedora, tears up his betting sheet and tosses it into the air, downs a couple ounces of scotch
November 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
2 pt NG. 28-23. 2:44 left.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
crap. 2 point conversion no good.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
i wanna light my laptop on fire
November 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
hey bill simmons!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Bulger has been making good throws all day. What year is this?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Well fuck. Lost on the Saints and Falcons today.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
i have a hangover headache and im not even drunk. what the fuck
November 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Saints recover on-side kick. One first down away from winning.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Oh well, I hadn’t been bit bad yet this year, had to happen eventually. There’s always next week.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@BallzDeep: I’ve tried to find that Stubblefield clip before. The way he emphasized “Sorry ass Rams” was impressive and hilarious. Can’t find it anywhere though.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
i have a hangover headache and im not even drunk. what the fuck
too much sugar from those ghey margaritas
/rookie mistake
November 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I will now electrocute my nipples.
/Bill Simmons
November 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
LOL
November 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I can too, except the year was 1976
My Dad graduated High School that year.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
3rd down and like four. gotta stop em here.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Matt Ryan’s regression is amusing living in the greater Atl area.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Hey Brad Childress, it’s 24-10 in the 4th quarter, think you can lay off running your 40 year old QB on huge rollouts so he doesn’t get annihilated?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
jets get beat by the jags…..i hear the jags showed a lot of poise for such a young team to win on the big stage of new york.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
The Jets ending was sad. The Jets can’t even effectively give up a free touchdown to get the ball back. MJD pulled a westbrook.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
When’s our local Matt Ryan gonna change the symbol on his name the other way?
BREES INCOMPLETE!!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
But they’re still better than the Dolphins!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
go jags baby!!! rebuilding and still in the playoff hunt!~!!! seelome seats!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Hey Brad Childress, it’s 24-10 in the 4th quarter, think you can lay off running your 40 year old QB on huge rollouts so he doesn’t get annihilated?
those dicks are running it up against East Tennessee State. Just shameful.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Trent Green just said “they’re undefeated, we’re not.” I LOVE BIAS!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
JEFFaJax may even make an appearance this week. That guy vanished. Him and the 412.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Rex Ryan is a mastermind.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@BallzDeep: I’ve tried to find that Stubblefield clip before. The way he emphasized “Sorry ass Rams” was impressive and hilarious. Can’t find it anywhere though.
Me neither. I looked for Stubblefield and McDonald. Nothing.
November 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Oh boy…………..
November 15th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Did I just see Pau Gasol in a CSI commercial and he has a part other than a corpse?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Ha! Pau Gasol looks like he has some acting chops. Now I just wish he’d show some of his not being injured chops.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
N
E
W
P
O
S
T
/Annoying’d
November 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
we need to find out how marc bulger came back from the dead…
November 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Not surprised if Bengals don’t win here because of that damn extra point.
/I hate the Steelers
November 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
If the Rams pull this off…. I mean… biggest regular season upset in how long? Since Kent Graham and the Giants beat the Broncos back in 98?
November 15th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
holy shit im fucking nervous. i hope hines ward dies of something bad
November 15th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Let me just say: kiss my ass, Chris Rose!
November 15th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
swept the Ravens and the Steelers this year. This team is GOOD
November 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Take away TBL’s belt & shoelaces. Brutal, brutal loss by the Jets…
November 15th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
false.