mad-men-don-draper-footballThe season finale of “Mad Men” was last Sunday night, which means there’s nothing on TV this evening that might tempt us from momentarily turning away from the Colts and Pats on NBC. It also means Don Draper and Roger Sterling are finally freed up for some Sunday night football and their usual 27 vodka-vodkas.

Everyone wins, except for those who made a plethora of idiotic bets on the early action.

Peyton Manning. Tom Brady. The Bill. That guy who coaches the Colts. Giant foreheads. Rogue sweatshirts. Purposely messy hair. No real football fan misses this game. Ever.

Before I bid you farewell and implore you to stay parched, Dan Marino would like to say shit.

Dan Marino Says S-Word On Live Broadcast [NQTC]