Rachel Hunter’s Still Attracted to Athletes
1-liner, Athletes and Celebrities, Car Racing November 19th. 2009, 4:10pm
Rachel Hunter: After getting dumped by hockey player Jarret Stoll seven weeks before their wedding, the model who was famous in the 80s has taken up with a former race car driver. “The beauty from New Zealand partied with multi-millionaire former Formula 1 driver Eddie Irvine … [they] were seen giggling and flirting at the Standard Hotel’s 18th floor Tuesday night.” Is a race car driver an ‘athlete’? Up for debate. However, they have done well for themselves in recent years away from the track, as evidenced by Nicole Scherzinger and Tara Roquemore. Also, this was a chance to mention Rachel Hunter, who has a nice accent, among other things. [Page 6]
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November 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
If a race car driver is an athelete, so is a bus driver. The only difference between the two is that a race car driver drives a faster vehicle, in more dangerous conditions, and has more skills in driving. Running, jumping, or anything resembling athletic ability is presumably not involved.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
it takes exertion to drive a race car. Its not a sunday stroll
/am roundup
November 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I’d say they’re more like jockeys than bus drivers, mainly because my analogy works, and yours doesn’t.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
please. Its 120 degrees in a “stockcar” and some tracks wear you out mentally and physically
f1 is a different animal but i bet its demandinf too
November 19th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
it takes exertion to drive a race car. Its not a sunday stroll
Hell if I no, but this dude has to be athletic enough to avoid all the STDs. This chick has banged everyone. She even lived with the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd. The chick is hot, but her standards are very low.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
And dont say its like that only because its 120 degrees. Theres more involved.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Nascar is boring, rednecktastic, and less of a sport than golf.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Needs more Rod Stewart songs.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
If a person who can walk isn’t an Olympic gold medalist, then neither is Usain Bolt. The only difference between the two is that Usain Bolt goes faster, against competistion, has more skills in running.
/karma
November 19th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
i don’t think a race car driver is an athlete, but that doesn’t stop them from pulling in hot trim, so more power too them.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Also, this was a chance to mention Rachel Hunter, who has a nice accent, among other things
I’m sorry, ‘tits’ is the answer we were looking for. Rachel Hunter has nice tits.
/chauvinist’d
//might have stolen that meme from Taguchi.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
does modern warfare have coop mode? That would be so fuckin bad ass
November 19th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
+1
/golfer
//elitist snob
///redundant
November 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
G forces, high heat, high speeds, and wicked crashes if you lose focus for less than a second, lead to a need for strength, edurance and agility. Athlete.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
nascar ruined itself with restrictor plates.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
You can’t seriously believe driving a car requires athletic ability of any kind.
Mental toughness yes. Athletic attributes? No.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Stacey’s mom is a jersey chaser.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
but what’s the “athletic movement?”
a golf swing is an athletic movement. driving a car is not. they may be in great condition, but so are bike messengers.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
You need focus when you’re performing an eye surgery as well, and it can lead to “wicked crashes” (figuratively) if you fuck that up. Having focus is not the same as having athletic ability.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
In NASCAR it’s turning left for a long time. Can’t say athlete without being able to turn your wheel to 10:00 for 5 hours.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Also, this was a chance to mention Rachel Hunter, who has a nice accent, among other things
I’ve been to Porto Alegre, Brazil twice in my life. After watching that video, I would LOVE to be there again -lol
November 19th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Never heard that term before but
footpedals of gas and break
Keeping the car moving in a straight line in a rounded track with 30 other cars.
It would be one thing if you just put on the the cruise control, kick your legs up and win races. This does not happen.
Flipping pancakes requires an ‘athletic movement’…I think…
November 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Stacey’s mom is a jersey chaser.
That song has been stuck in my head ever since I saw this one-liner.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
come on…seriously?
and i have no hate towards racing (well…i hate nascar, but love F1) and have the utmost respect for the drivers. but athletes they are not.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
The only sports are hockey, basketball, football, soccer, some track and field, lacrosse, rugby, tennis, and baseball. These, with the exception of tennis, are only sports when played by men. When played by women they are an activity. Go about your day.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Come back to me when you have something with COMPETITION!!!! (the KEY of the whole athlete thing) including Strength, Endurance, and Agility, which is what makes an Athlete.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I can’t get the picture of her in the pool outta my head in the video
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
olympic badminton.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
fine…there are classical bass competitions, and if you’ve ever played an upright bass, you realize it takes strength, endurance and agility…so are classical bass competitions a sport?
no.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
What is your definition of an athlete?
Take ten shots, how does your round of golf turn out? your f1 race?
November 19th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Curling. Why i love to watch that sport once every four years is beyond me. For some reason, the chicks that play this sport are hot. That might have something to do with it.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
maybe you should go to a dominoes tournament before speaking so ignorantly
November 19th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
If a ball or a puck is not used, it is not a sport.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
The World Series of Poker is a competition. Your point doesn’t go anywhere.
I think NASCAR and F1 racing requires a lot of mental strength to do. But at what point is physical strength required? You’re competing with other drivers yes, but to win the competition, you need more DRIVING ABILITY then you do anything else.
Thus, the main point of the sport is to drive, and since the act of driving itself does not require any sort of athletic movements (as seen in real atheletes that play soccer, basketball, hockey, etc), drivers are not atheletes.
You’re really the only one even debating this at this point.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Judges decision? We’re allowing it. Dominoes is also a sport. Also, inexplicably left out combat sports like boxing, MMA, and amateur wrestling. These are also sports, unless performed by women, at which time they become a masturbatory exercise. Unless Cyborg is involved, becuase she’s gross.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
What Curling are you watching? Being from Canada, Curling “highlights” come before basketball highlights on some networks. And all the chicks are middle aged women who are on the verge on menopause. Hot they are not.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
This was a dumbass comment by me, Boxing and MMA are most definitely sports.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
+1
Tennis also becomes less of a sport and more of “god I’d like to bang that chick”.
/ Aside from Serena Williams
November 19th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
im a big speed skating fan
November 19th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Yes Karma, they are gross.
http://www.curlingrussia.com/images/photos/national/womens/privivkova.jpg
November 19th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Karma (Spencer?), game (poker, upright bass competitions) vs Sport.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
indeed.
Speaking of Curling, Irish “H”urling is awesome to watch. Crazy sport. Rugby+Lacross+Hockey-Pads.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
For this “athletic motion” argument we’re admitting darts and bowling into the fraternal order of sports right?
November 19th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
curling is fucking awesome. We’ve had the world championships here a couple times. Good times.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Fetch, you see the USA women’s curling team from 2006? Wowzers.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That chick’s not that hot.
However, she is better then the menopause women I usually associate with the sport.
/ Maybe that’s just the Canadian teams
//Russian girls are hot
November 19th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
And hopscotch. Tossing and jumping!
November 19th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
hell yes. The Johnson girls are cutie pies.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
My memory of curling.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
i find nothing wrong with a decent looking middle age woman bending down with her mouth open