jake-delhomme-carolina-panthers-not-dead-yetIn a matchup that can only be described as even more scintillating than last week’s epic 49ers-Bears tilt, tonight’s installment of NFL Network’s much-plugged Thursday Night Football again features two teams with playoff aspirations. I remember when I was young and had things to aspire to. A month from now, when the Panthers and Dolphins are watching the postseason from their five-figure couches, they’ll know what I mean.

Until then, let’s break this game down like it matters. Here are five things to watch for in tonight’s clash.

1. Watch for Crutches and Street Clothes: Carolina left tackle Jordan Gross (one of the NFL’s highest-paid blind side protectors) is out for the season. The Dolphins placed Wildcat star Ronnie Brown on IR yesterday. For the league’s third- and fourth-ranked running games, those are huge losses. It also makes you wonder whether or not Cadillac Williams will be the last ex-Auburn running back left standing at the end of the season. Can we count Brandon Jacobs in that? Hell no, he’s a Saluki; suck it, Tigers.

2. Watch for Turnovers, Turnovers, Turnovers: Congratulations to Jakedelhere’stheball for going three straight contests without throwing an INT. But, as we saw last week, the bright lights of Thursday Night Football (and all eight households who get it) can unravel even the most cocksure of cannons. And if it’s not Jake delivering his cookies, it’ll be either the Panthers’ running backs (who each his three fumbles on the season) or Dolphins QB Chad Henne (who’s thrown four INT’s in Chad Pennington’s stead).

obi-wan-training-luke-skywalker3. Watch for Obi-Wan vs. Luke Skywalker: Steve Smith came into the NFL as a lightly-regarding receiving prospect out of Utah, who made his initial impact as a returner, then skyrocketed to stardom once given snaps as a wideout. Ted Ginn came into the NFL as a highly-regarded, severely-overdrafted wideout out of Ohio State who has made (mostly) his only impact as a returner, wasting (most of) his given snaps as a wideout. Smith’s career trajectory is something Ginn would love to emulate, but his skillset (or lack thereof) may make that impossible.

4. Watch for the Irresistible Force vs. the Other Guy: Carolina averages 156 yards per game on the ground and the DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart  each average just about five yards per carry. The Dolphins surrender only about 3.7 yards per attempt and have yet to allow a run of 35 yards or more. What we have here is a Jack Nicholson-Diane Keaton kinda situation.

5. Watch (and Wish) for Blissful Silence, Part II: For reasons I’m too lazy to uncover or seek out, the opening minutes of last Thursday night’s game were magically unencumbered by the sounds of announcers Bob Papa and Matt Millen. All that could be heard were the sounds of incomplete passes and referees’ whistles. Sadly, lightning isn’t likely to strike twice.