Minor Leaguer Seeks Craigslist For Road Trip Romance
Uncategorized August 9th. 2007, 2:09pm
Remember awhile back when we found a major league player cruising Craigslist for some spring training tail? (All signs pointed to quirky Reds outfielder Ryan Freel, but we never got confirmation). It seems another baseball player is biting off Freel’s game. This time, it’s a minor leaguer.
An eagle-eyed reader spotted this post Tuesday on Craig’s List in Cincinnati:
Professional baseball player - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-391173234@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-07, 3:25AM EDT
Will be in town tonight looking for some nsa fun will send pics if reply
After the jump, it gets better.
Realizing he made an error (he listed his location as his hometown - Chillicothe - not the location he was going to be, which was Florence, Kentucky) the ballplayer posted another casual encounters request, and here it is:
Professional Baseball Player trying to get laid - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-391173993@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-07, 3:25AM EDT
Looking for some nsa fun will send pics if reply we be in town August 9
Thanks to our Rhodes Scholar, this greatly narrows the search to one team: the Chillicothe Paints. Here’s the roster. Somebody make this happen.
13 Responses to “Minor Leaguer Seeks Craigslist For Road Trip Romance”
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August 9th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Daryl Arreola, baby.
Anybody who has a last name closely associated with tits gots to be a freak of da week candidate.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Sorry, SVPS, but I have to go with Dan Cummins on this one.
Too easy.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Maybe there’s more than one … because if one player does it, that means Adrian Cantu.
Geez, that even hurt me.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Whatever happened to the days when ball players would spot a hot chick in the stands and ask her to hang after the game?
My guess is Bryan Johnson - he’s kinda chubby for 6′2, he’s a pitcher so he might not even play during this stretch of games (assuming he’s a starter), AND he’s from the Pacific Northwest so he’s probably had a lot of experience with craigslist.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Pistol Pete, there is no shame here. This is a safe place. You’re amongst friends.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
what does being from the PNW have to do with experience on craigslist, if I may ask?
August 9th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I knew someone was going to ask me about that… it was my lame attempt to joke that the PNW has a massive amount of computer nerds (i.e. Bill Gates) who frequently visit sites like craigslist for dating purposes.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Steve Jobs just activated is iPod tracking device for sportsgal116.
Consider your iTunes erased.
End of demo.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
TBL, your boy rick ankiel makes it back to the cardinals and no congratulatory post? i need to know if he’ll still be sportin’ the knee high striped socks.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Craigslist was started in San Fran and it is huge out west……some other parts of the country it is non-existent. Here in Atlanta, it is huge. In Detroit, hardly anyone knows about it. Beware if you cruise into the “Casual Encounters” section…….you will see a lot of “crank” shots…..I have tagged a few chicks from the site though, so it does work.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
I gotta go with Perry Cunningham. He’s the only guy listed as a veteran on the team, so I’d bet he’s only hanging onto the baseball thing for the tail…sweet, middle-aged tail.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
My $$$ is on former-Pirate Jason Quarles. He is born in April ‘83, making him 24 and his jersey number is 39, which is repeated twice - and once reversed - in his contact address. They don’t call me Jessica Fletcher just because I cross-dress!
August 9th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I just think it’s awesome that the team website recognizes the volatility of the minor league roster by storing weekly updates all season long.