Fridays with Artie Lange
Artie Lange's Football Picks November 20th. 2009, 5:30pm
Artie Lange is one of our favorite comedians. He’s hilarious on the Howard Stern show, and even if you don’t have Sirius, then you’re probably familiar with his work on Letterman, Conan, Beer League, or, perhaps most famously, the Joe Buck Show. We spoke to him in August about an idea that would blend two of his great passions: Sports and picking games. So each Friday this season, he’ll pick three NFL locks.
Last week: 1-2 (mired in for 2-13 funk)
Season to date: 13-17
New York Jets +10.5 at New England. Come on Jets at least cover!
Indianapolis Colts -1 at Baltimore. Cause they have the cute Manning
Detroit Lions -3.5 vs. Cleveland. I HAD to pick a team in the “Suck Bowl”
Looking for a stocking stuffer? Artie’s DVD, Jack and Coke, would be ideal.
We’ll end this post with a line Norman Chad always applied to his picks column: These picks are for recreational purposes only and should not be used as the basis for any actual cash wager.
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November 20th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
After hearing Glazer going off on the Browns org. I really believe the Lions might take this in double digits. My online site had a huge list of prop bets for the “toilet bowl”.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
best one yet.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
It’s official. The Jason McIntyre persona is an elaborate ruse being pulled off by Arte Lange.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Does stafford throw for 350 and 3 tds? I havent seen him all year. Is he any good for a rookie?
November 20th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Looking for a stocking stuffer? Artie’s DVD, Jack and Coke, would be
idealsecond only to a snuggie as the worst gift one could possibly give/get.November 20th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Looking for a stocking stuffer? Artie’s DVD, Jack and Coke, would be ideal second only to a snuggie as the worst gift one could possibly give/get.
+1
Is Jake the name of his coke dealer?
November 20th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
or jack…
November 20th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
He is not bad, but his o-line will get him killed before the year is over. He makes rookie mistakes (see Seattle) but he has looked good as well. His team is so bad though. Just terrible.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Last week Lange’s post, where he picked games and only bothered with a one-line comment, was nowhere near as good as this one
November 20th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I think Young Jason told Artie he would pimp his DVD if he would attempt to add humor.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:47 am
Put a bullet in this segment…it was and remains D.O.A.