Devin Thomas Had a Brazilian-Themed Birthday, and Clinton Portis Showed Up in a Purple Scarf
NFL November 20th. 2009, 1:00pm
The party itself isn’t worth a post, so how about we turn this into an item about the Buffalo Bills? Reality seems to be setting in regarding who the Bills can secure as head coach. Yesterday, we said this; today, the local media is saying this:
“The Bills’ organization is mired in a 10-year slump without a playoff appearance. The Bills are a small-market team in a league that is on the brink of going to a free-spending era without a salary cap. The Bills have a history of staying within a strict budget. And the Bills are missing the key piece of a winning puzzle — a proven quarterback.”
This smells like a job for Dennis Green. Or Marty Schottenheimer. [Buff News; Photos: DC Fab, YBF]
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November 20th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Brazillian again?
November 20th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
cue Brazilian porn comments
November 20th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Been gone a couple hours. I miss anything?
November 20th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
brad shouldn’t have fucked with darrell
November 20th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Brilliant party concept by Devin Thomas — hard to go wrong with that.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Out for 2009 = Hats
In for 2010 = Scarfs
November 20th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
CRM has been to a Brazilian party before.
and others
November 20th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
at least the Bills beat the shitty J-E-T-S. Fireman Ed sucks
November 20th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
sure as shit hasnt shown up for fantasy owners
November 20th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Been gone a couple hours. I miss anything?
Yes. The KKK at Ole Miss one liner is getting close to being HoF worthy.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Clinton Portis Showed Up in a Purple Scarf
He was just accessorizing with his shirt. Don’t you know anything about style?
/no homo.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
and others
Sportsgal looks like Marcia Brady in the episode she gets hit with the football?
November 20th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Rexy: The picture you did of all of us in the club is still my favorite picture of all time.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
For real, there’s nothing wrong with the scarf.
/No homo
//Young moola bayyybayy
November 20th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Scarfs have been in since like 2008 though. I hate when unique trends become satuarted. Perfect example is the faux hawk, or a thin beard line up, or studded earrings.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Portis and Thomas have spent the better part of two years surgically attached to each other trolling South Beach. I see them on TV/newspapers, etc all the time
Neither player has done much the last two years.
Coincidence? You be the judge
November 20th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I hate when unique trends become satuarted. Perfect example is the faux hawk, or a thin beard line up, or studded earrings.
All three of the things you mentioned there are usually exhibited by the same type of person. The same type of person who would be on The Ruins and sit around a house without a shirt on with 5 other guys.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Here’s a question:
If you were an athelete, based on your personality, would you be the type to focus yourself squarely on the game you play, and constantly seeking to improve (i.e – Kobe, Brandon Jennings, Jordan, etc), or would you be more caught up in the fast life? Booze, orgies, sex, you name it.
I’m not saying even the most elite players don’t have orgies and parties and shit, but obviously their focus is more on thier game then the money, women and booze. It’s what seperates the say, Kenny Anderson’s from the Jason Kidd’s.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I wear t-shirt and jeans. i don’t know any of this stuff.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
This is why a guaranteed contract would scare the shit out of me as an athlete. I would probably resort to the latter. Pay me by game performance ever night, I’m the hardest workin motherfucker in the game.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
That’s probably true. I had the earrings but I ditched them. Still have a small faux hawk though.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
That’s probably true. I had the earrings but I ditched them. Still have a small faux hawk though.
Having all of those things individually is one thing (though I will never EVER understand the thin, chin strap beard). But this just reminds me of a saying: you can have a mustache, you can drive a van, and you can wear a pink shirt, just not all 3 at the same time.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Exactly why I keep my Caesar cut. Hardly anyone tries to bite my style.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
you really shouldnt have just a mustache
November 20th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Great question, Karma. Booze, orgies, sex, you name it.
Yes, please.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Ha! i’m getting tired of the same old cut. there really aren’t a ton of non douchey options maybe just a solid buzz with a 3 guard.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
You are what the fashion world calls a “taste maker”. In a month, Gwen Stefani will be doing it.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I just assumed that karma rocks all of these things. I also assumed that karma was in a Backstreet Boys tribute band.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I think you’ve been great on every season of Top Chef.
/high-fives spence
November 20th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
#3 on top blended down to a #2 on the back and sides. join the club, man.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
HA! Never saw those. Hilarious.
November 20th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
i go #2 on top and #1 all around. the shorter i cut it, the longer i cant wait until the next one.
/cheap