Hannah Teter, Now Available in Ice Cream Form
Snowboarding November 22nd. 2009, 2:00pm
Ben & Jerry’s, the dudes responsible for countless unhealthy addictions, has named its newest ice cream flavor after Vermont native and champion snowboarder Hannah Teter.
It’s called Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie, which consists of, shockingly, maple ice cream with blonde brownie pieces and a maple caramel swirl. The new ice cream offering marks the first time the presumably stoned ice cream company has named a flavor after an athlete.
That comes as a bit of surprise though, as a “Michael Jordan: I Clearly Rule And You Obviously Suck” flavor seems like a layup.
Teter’s Maple Blondie be available in ice cream shops and grocery stores by mid-December. Make sure you mark that down, fatty.
Ben & Jerry’s Names New Flavor [wptz.com]
14 Responses to “Hannah Teter, Now Available in Ice Cream Form”
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November 22nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
aren’t they now owned by a big, faceless, scary conglomerate?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
maybe you should spell the headline right, eh?
/cthomashowell’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
TSH uses his IPhone to send in his articles, and it just spell check’d his ass.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Wow. Turner = Teter? There’s spell check and then there’s complete misses…
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I clicked on this post, hoping to read about some quality homemade ceramics, instead I get an article about a world champion snowboarder? Color me disappointed.
/piling on
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I loathe all of you.
/still haven’t looked at spelling mistake
//eat it
///hungerover
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Now I see it.
/did it on purpose’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
id nail her
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Does that happen when you eat too much the night before?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Myrna Turner >> Hannah Turner
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Worse, they’re owned by the Brits now (Unilever).
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I’ll eat her…. ice cream.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Isn’t this the girl who started showboating and turned a gold into a silver at the last Olympics?
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
first time i’ve heard of this chick.