Amanda Bynes has really grown up, no? …a lot of emails about why we aren’t writing about Bonds and Vick this week (barring actual breaking news), and we’ll have a little post about it later … do you think you could drive two kilometers (however far that is) without knowing you had lost most of your leg? … this story about the blithering idiot who bought his Lamborghini, got drunk, and then wrecked it hours later, is mind-boggling …

Mile Silver’s column debuts at Yahoo, and from the looks of things, he’s going to go head-to-head with Peter King. But Silver scored a Drew Bledsoe update, which equates to victory. (Yahoo Sports)

Somebody please wake baseball announcer Jon Miller, for he is sleeping. Or just confused. (Home Run Derby)

Strippers and the Beijing Olympics. (Post Game Heroes)

When Yao wants to get plastered, his drink of choice is Mai Tao. (Deuce of Davenport)

An ESPN radio host gets some blog interview love. (Mondesi’s House)

The Cougar the Scud turned down was in Playboy once upon a time. (Sports by Brooks)

The sports media tends to be predictable. (Joe Sports Fan)

This man is no fan of Steve Serby. He must never have seen punt, pass and shtick. (Patriots Daily)

So just how impressive is this Bobby Jenks saves streak? (Vegas Watch)

Barry Bonds returns to Pittsburgh with the home run record. (Bugs and Cranks)

Remember English soccer star Paul Gascoigne? His hot model daughter doesn’t always wear undies. (NSFW – I Don’t Like You in that Way)

The British may be coming! (Doberman on the Diamond)

Bud Bundy has a young girlfriend who looks like a poor man’s Chelsea Clinton. (Buzz Foto)