Jay Cutler Has No Night Moves
College Basketball, NFL, Soccer November 22nd. 2009, 8:19pm
Jay Cutler in night games this season: 0-3 with 11 interceptions in losses to Green Bay, Atlanta, and San Francisco (all on the road). Perhaps being at home will change his fortunes? It has already been a rough day for road favorites – Cincinnati and Pittsburgh lost; Arizona didn’t cover – and we actually like the Bears tonight. Game’s got massive playoff implications, especially for the 4-5 Bears.
Other TV options: MLS Cup Final, ESPN. Duffy previewed it.
College hoops: Villanova vs. Mississippi, ESPN2. Some talented guards on display.
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November 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Other TV options: Curb Your Enthusiasm Season Finale 9-10 HBO
/beats all
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm
i hope the bears are in this. i cant stand seeing cutler throw 3 picks in the first half
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Add in the Falcons game on SNF and Cutler is 0-3 in prime time with 11 interceptions
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Danza Slaps
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
good memory Butters, will adjust, thanks!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 pm
jay cutler will give the eagles defense 4 danza slaps tonight. im gonna put a dip in because whenever i watch a bears game without a dip in they lose. but when i have a dip in they do well. it is science.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
who wants go guess the line in next week’s game, New England @ New Orleans? I don’t know the answer, and i’m not sure there is one yet, I’m just wondering.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I absolutely hemorrhaged money today. Rough day.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
So what’s the chance Cutler shows up Sanchez tonight with 5 picks?
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
No problem…I’ve enjoyed this shitty Bears team immensely this season
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
beadle – you on road favorites? 3 of them didnt cover.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
uhh saints by 4.5?
/have no idea
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Believe I’ll put a dip of Skoal in to help the cause mjejr. Fuck the eagles.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Before the judges render a ruling…what flavor?
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Other options? And miss the schadenfreude that is Jay Cutler vs the Eagles?
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
michael vick is in the building!
wow, 35 yards up the middle. awesome.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Welcome to the NFL Michael Vick. Horrrrrrrrrible defense by the Bears
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
wow. Shitty coverage. Vick just Danza Slapped us there.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
38 looked lost on that play
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
link me to this fucking danza slapped shit!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
so, Vick starts in Buffalo next year, right?
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Texans- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=1204904&term=Danza+Slap
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
the captain couldnt come up with the catch
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
daniel manning looked as slow as a defensive end there.
philly needs more Vick.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
wow. Shitty coverage. Vick just Danza Slapped us there.
In honor of Thanksgiving, I’d prefer you call it Turkey Slapping
Tony Danza deserves no gloss
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Just straight lefty. Not against flavored dip, but skoal straight is all I dip.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Makes sense so of course not.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 pm
texans:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=1204904&term=Danza+Slap
i dont know who you are but I salute you
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
texans: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=1204904&term=Danza+Slap
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
lol good stuff, tampa.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
tbl: As much as I don’t think much of Vick as a QB, he’s a better option that we have right now (but not if he thinks he’s gonna make like $5 million. Then, I’d tell him to pound salt.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Good form sir. Straight’s the way to go. Flavored dip is for doods on the receiving end of Danza slaps.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
ha. almost picked there
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Cutler just missed pick #1
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Cue the boos
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Im impressed by Fortes lack of improvising when plays bust.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
If you know the father of Italian Food in a major metro area, and you deny him a discount at his father’s restaurant, AND then you make fun of him loudly when he’s sitting outside the kitchen of you’re restaurant, you will be fired. (not me, I just wanted some toasted ravioli and no drama)
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
The only flavored dip that bothers me is berry. That shit will gag a maggot.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
mmmm t-ravs
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
nice little rally here by 1-on-1 obsessed Ole MIss. tough to guard because the stars (Warren, White) are quick and can shoot.
2nd best team in the SEC?
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
The only flavored dip that bothers me is berry. That shit will gag a
mfaggot./fixed
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
you know what I mean
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
It’s official I will be brining my turkey this year.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Not as nice as the KKK Rally they had this weekend.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
10-0 eagles on an Avant TD catch. a 3 and out here and there will be a ton of boos.
too early to circle the wagons … but a Philly blowout and we can start Lovie watch.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
That’s the way to do it.
And Tampa’s on fiyah!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
That’s still not saying a whole lot.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
It’s official I will be brining my turkey this year.
only way to roll.
/Alton Brown is my guru
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Reason #4509 I would not be a good play-by-play guy: would not be able to resist the temptation to laugh at every TD the Bears give up and say “Dear god the Bears suck.”
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
This is gonna be fun. Weis to Chicago?
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
i want to deep fry a turkey but im driving over 200 miles for thanksgiving. fuckers.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I saw Guy Fieri brine one on his show this morning, and he used juniper berries. Pretty interesting.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:58 pm
was it major league that had the button to push before you could talk? id use that constantly.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
lefty (anyone else):
I did this last year, and everyone said it was the best ever
/we get a “fresh” turkey, so we don’t have to thaw it out
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Alton is the man. My brine will include bay leaves, brown sugar, salt, maple syrup, ginger garlic and such.
The wife always complains that turkey is always dry. Not this year.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
The Bears are a sad sack of shit. Worst part is McNabb is shit too. Playing good back at home where he ran the veer at Mt. Carmel.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I agree.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
We brine our turkey every year. It’s awesome.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
damn. if no rush that would be a td
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
BOOOOOOOOO!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
BOOOOOOOO!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
In addition to the turkey, I’m also smoking a pork shoulder. Looking forward to it.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
catching up on TIVO … wow, Cutler just missed Hester terribly. he had Samuel beat by 5 yards. bad, bad pass
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
yep, tbl, that’s new in the cutler de-evolution, missing wide-open TD passes
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
got the iggles minus 3.5 and under 46.5
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
has vick ever been a receiver with mcnabb?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I could eat the shit out of some smoked pork shoulder.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
you mean bottom, texans?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
The Bears should have got Favre.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
on the field with mcnabb as a receiver. what is bottom?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
angry, i took up smoking last summer and pork shoulders were my first trials, also did a turkey meatloaf. and salmon. didn;t know til after i got the smoker that no one in my 6-person household likes smoked meat. wife liked the salmon though. want to tackle some beer-can chicken next
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
there it is
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Remember when Devin Hester was scary?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
has vick ever been a receiver with mcnabb?
you mean bottom, texans?
on the field with mcnabb as a receiver. what is bottom?
tampa, can you help here?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Talking Turkey and food >> talking Cutler and soccer
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:16 pm
LOL vezina. damnit
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Never smoked meat. Could I add a smoker to my normal weber grill?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
anyone ever hear the expression “I’d eat the peanuts out of her shit” when commenting on a hot girl?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
oh yes i have
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Fetch- lol.
If your last name is bell you have a good chance of being an NFL QB.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
haha all those fucking yards and they end up with 3 points
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
cutler really wanted to throw a pick there.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
khalil bell on a bitch, and meanwhile, cutler tries once again to force a pass into eleventy coverage
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Smells like Danza Slaps in here with all this Meat Smoking talk.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
meat, fire & smoke and beer is the perfect combination
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
bears look like notre dame in the red zone
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:21 pm
texns, how’s married life? what is it, third-month anniversary? gonna stick with it?
also, how about the expression, when you;re hungry, “i’d eat the ass out of a dead wolf”?
i gotta goo put some kids too bed…i promise i’ll be back
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
vezina, just over a month. “im so hungry i’d eat the after birth of a bitch rat.”
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Smells like Danza Slaps in here with all this Meat Smoking talk.
we’re talking turkey here tampa, not cock-smokers like Cutler
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Weis to Chicago?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
maclin!
what a dart from d mac
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Mocha Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
smoked salmon – epic in quality.
And I love pork shoulder. Some nice, sweet meat there.
/loosens sweatpants
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
How do you guys feel about Frying Turkey?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
tampa, who is ur avatar?
kelly preston?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
angry you can smoke meat on your Weber kettle, but it’s labor intensive. Brinkmann has a charcoal smoker for about $60, or electric for about $170. It’s worth the investment, IMO.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
tampa, who is ur avatar?
kelly preston?
Kate mara
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Do any of you have the Big Green Egg? That thing is Epic.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
im going to one of these days, tampa.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Its pretty hard in a standard weber. I’ve done it a few times so I can make it “work”, but its a bitch to keep the temperature both stable and low.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
and thats a terrible pass from mcnabb.
lotta contact, tho
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Big fan.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
deep frying turkeys are the best way to go. juciy as hell keeps the flavor in.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
TBL- Brook Hundley
/Vader Fist Pump! YEA!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Frying turkey – I’m down with.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
desean jackson is sooooo nasty
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Do those $50ish fryers at Target/Walmart really work, or is there something else you should get?
/this thread belongs on oprah.com lol
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
My brother in law has one. cooked a flank steak on there. Excellent.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm
My folks have one of these (the junior size). It’s made by a competitor to the Green Egg. It’s money.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
great return followed by fumble. darn.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
i had a big ass deep fryer that needed like 5 gallons of oil. it took forever to heat the oil and it sucks cooking outside but when the turkey was done good lord it was tasty. im trying to find a decent fryer as well. the $50 fryers are tempting but i dont want it suck.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
cutler needs one of these
rex grossman
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
ill be pissed if this kid starts stealing carries from Forte.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I like this Bell Character.
Cutler needs a sports therapist ala Zack Greinke
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
/this thread belongs on oprah.com lol
Putting large slabs of meat over fire and roasting it is about as manly a thing as you can get. If you can mix in copious amounts of alcohol and sex while doing it, you hit the manly trifecta.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Nah that social anxiety stuff’s a bunch of bullshit.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I love TBL After Dark with the random interjections from TBL. He pays no attention to us, and we pay no attention to him. Hilarious.
lefty: I got a dealer for one of those 2 miles from my house. Gonna check that out. Thanks
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Just dont singe your ball sack while nailing that hooker over the open flame.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Greg Olson! Whatcha name? G-reg…
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
jpg here is what looks to be a decent fryer but it is more expensive than 50$. i would try it
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/190-9806676-3733705?asin=B002JM1ZMY&AFID=Performics_Google%20Product%20Listing%20Ads&LNM=Primary&ref=tgt_adv_XASD0001
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
LA Galaxy winning 1-0 over Real Salt Lake. The Eagles are winning against the Bears 10-6.
/guess which game has been more interesting?
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Duffy said the soccer match was akin to two teenagers fooling around in the backseat for the first time.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
If you can mix in copious amounts of alcohol and sex while doing it, you hit the manly trifecta.
Just dont singe your ball sack while nailing that hooker over the open flame.
That’s why you wear an apron.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Duffy said the soccer match was akin to two teenagers fooling around in the backseat for the first time
And the football game has been like watching pandas try to screw.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Al Michaels just said “Im with you bro”
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
is there a fake salt lake?
/smartass’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
At least panda fucking could possibly be a spectator sport.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
At least panda fucking could possibly be a spectator sport.
You’d have to throw in 2 males and 1 female and start gambling on decides to stop eating long enough to mount the female.
It could take 4-5 hours to happen. So it could be like a 1-0 baseball game!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
What about Pandas attempting to fuck people
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
then we straight
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
son of a bitch that thing was cute even when it was attempting to give that dude some Danza Slaps. maybe that panda was tired of being considered the weakest of the bear species
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
lol.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Do any of you have the Big Green Egg? That thing is Epic.
Me, in about two weeks. My wife started talking about Christmas, and before she’s even said the word, I was like Big Green Egg, and she was on board.
But I came in to tell you that J-Lo was performing a shitty dance number on another channel where I flipped during a timeout, and she fell on her fat ass in the middle of it. I laughed at her.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Does ANYONE find these “Great Moments in Tailgating History” funny?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
TBL
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
i didnt know they were trying to be funny. i figured they were trying to be informative. i mean they have a loooooong way to go to be “Real Men of Genius”
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Tell me you got a video link.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
i wanted to fuck J-LO on Money Train. It went down hill from there
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I would love to see a Panda fight a Chimp. Who do you think would win?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
But I came in to tell you that J-Lo was performing a shitty dance number on another channel where I flipped during a timeout, and she fell on her fat ass in the middle of it. I laughed at her.
dirt: Is that the VMA’s or something? My wife was watching and just came out and said some guy was talking about how Mary J. Blige was his MOM’S favorite singer.
Sure that made her feel relevant
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I would love to Sodomize J-Lo
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Tell me you got a video link.
I suck at that shit. My TV is not even in the same room as my computer, and both are connected to the wall.
It was some horrible dance where she was dancing with 8 “boxers” and she was wearing some boxing shorts (not a good look at all, her ass looked bigger than ever) and she was climbing on the dudes. She jumped off the biggest one, and missed the landing. It looked like it hurt, but she’s got the cushion.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Which Taco Bell sauce, and where would it go?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I would love to Sodomize
J-Lobasically any person or concept anyone ever brings up/tampa bo’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
raw dick that bitch
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
thx mrejr: I’m gonna check that out. Years ago, I bought one of those Fry Daddy things for wings, and then realized I could make like 6 at a time. I cleaned it up and took it back.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Bam! Who says there’s nothing good on twitter?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Zesty Baja right in the kisser followed by a series of strong Danza Slaps.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
that was fast. That chick busted her fat ass. I think somebody filmed that from their TV with a camera phone, and then twatted it.
Thanks Lefty. Oh, and send it to TBL, because he’s probably asleep already.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Bam! Who says there’s nothing good on twitter?
Boom goes the Dynamite-lol
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I think I saw her Empanada
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I can’t fucking breathe I’m laughing so hard.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Oh yeah to TBL: Ole Miss the 2nd best team in the SEC? I think not. Kentucky.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
now we need a feminist to show u to confront tampa. that would be a sight
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
a chimp would brutalize a panda.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
up
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
We almost had pick another pick there.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
i did some surfing and found some that hold up to 13 lb turkeys.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 pm
and those were in door
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
So Forte has 1.5 through the half. What the fuck. Each time he gets the ball he just runs into the pile. Try to get wide.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
So how much does the American Music Awards, ABC, and the incomparable pair of Eminem and 50 Cent get fined for the 50 or so bleep outs during their 3 minute performance?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
not a damn thing since its bleeped out
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
SNF producers must read TBL. “Night Moves” going to commercial.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
the question you should have asked is : what the fuck is eminem and 50 cent doing at the AMAs?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Nelly Furtado, thankyou, thannkyouverymuch…
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
the question everyone should ask is: why would anyone watch the AMAs?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
a chimp would brutalize a panda.
reminds me of that old chicago cubs story. The manager was herman franks, old, fat, baseball lifer. a cub reporter, after a 1-0 game in which something crazy happened, breathlessly asks Franks, “skip, have you ever seen anything liek that?”
Franks spits, and says slowly, “Son, I’ve seen a monkey fuck a camel.”
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
ha. it was only 48 yards.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
+1 vezina
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
So some people say it’s not cutler’s fault he doesn’t have the talent around him. I buy that to a certain extent. But when do we know when he has enough talent that he shouldn’t suck. So many of his problems appear to be mental.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
now hold that score, and i’ll have a 4-0 day, 100 on each
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
now hold that score, and i’ll have a 4-0 day, 2 100s and 2 50s
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
looks like bears are finding a bit of O
mrejr thought you’d like that one
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Hester is scared to get hit hes always running out of bounds n shit.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
he shouldnt be a receiver. once he started being a receiver he was afraid to return kicks
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
dont go for 2 in the 3rd you dumb fucks
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
So some people say it’s not cutler’s fault he doesn’t have the talent around him. I buy that to a certain extent
The “he has no weapons” argument is right out of the McNabb excuse playbook, circa 2002.
Guess he has a weapon now
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Kellen Davis! Jay Cutler!
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
That was a pretty good fuckin throw from Cutler.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
it worked so it is a good call.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
*Blank Stare*
/Lovie’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
man. i cant imagine what the wind and temperature is in those nosebleeds in december
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
i jixed myself by telling youse guys. thanks a lot for being on this blog and making me feel comfortable enough to share things i don;t with anyone else. thanks
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
m*derated?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
“Hey! Wake up before I give you another Danza Slap!”
/Ron Turner
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
BTW, safety tip: always fry your turkeys outside.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
eat clock, score late, eagles
/new cheer
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Ron Turner doesnt have a dick to give out Danza Slaps.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
and completely thawed out , right?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
BTW, safety tip: always fry your turkeys outside.
wife will never have one because of some urban legend (or maybe not, seems plausible) about a kid crawling into a fryer when it was unattended
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Yeah, otherwise that shit’ll explode.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Man I can’t wait for a huge plate of sweet potatoes. Work mon through wed is going to suck ass.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:49 pm
it would be plausible if you were a shitty parent and also left it unattended. dont leave it unattended and dont be a shitty parent. problem solved.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
i hear ya
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
about a kid crawling into a fryer when it was unattended
juicy, flavorful, was the neghbor’s kid, so ate it anyway
/ok to reference your own comment?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
doubled eggs FTW
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
green bean casserole
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
If Earl Bennett was any good he would have caught that.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
dont leave it unattended and dont be a shitty parent.
a lot to ask, mrejr. you a parent?
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Deep Fried Babies
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Flying home Tuesday, smoking meat all day Wednesday. I have vacation time coming out my ass, and I can only carry 40 hours into next year.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
pecan pah
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
wife will never have one because of some urban legend (or maybe not, seems plausible) about a kid crawling into a fryer when it was unattended
it would be plausible if you were a shitty parent and also left it unattended. dont leave it unattended and dont be a shitty parent. problem solved.
Thank you. It needed to be said.
Oh and the soccer game’s gone to overtime.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
i should workout like a motherfucker monday-wednesday
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Sweet potato pie ftw!
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 pm
quite impossible to climb into a fryer if its in use unless the kid can take boiling grease like a champ
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
We’re hosting thanksgiving this year. Have a feast planned. I’m going to put a meat smoker on my christmas list.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
No but he has sea monkeys.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
so you guys saying my wife is…aw, you don’t even know her
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
no but i am a uncle who has deep fried turkeys with his neice and nephews present.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:59 pm
quite impossible to climb into a fryer if its in use unless the kid can take boiling grease like a champ
I didn’t have the heart to respond earlier, but if a kid is dumb enough to climb into a vat of boiling oil, maybe it’s for the best
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 pm
like someone would have sex with mrejr. ha!
/sorry man, it was on a tee for me
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
word. and if you’re worried about it tipping over on them or getting burn by grease splatter you are dumb for having them that close to it any way. keep them away from it. it is really that easy.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Oh, I’m sorry. We were looking for “he does have a lot of knuckle children”. Knuckle children. Thanks for playing.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Being an uncle is different than a parent I’m both and when I’m an uncle I can say things like GET THE FUCK BACK, and then give them the crazy uncle eyes and you have no more problems with your siblings kids for awhile. However, I can’t curse in front of my own kid and he would laugh because I said a curse word anyways.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 pm
No way you could get into the fryer without tipping it over which would still be terribly painful but no result in being cooked.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:04 pm
every few months down here you read about some toddler who wanders away from the family birthday party and falls into a canal three houses down and drowns, or falls in the family swimming pool that isn’t “baby fenced”.
you can’t legislate bad parenting
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:04 pm
No but he has sea monkeys.
i find it agreeable to comment when something makes me laugh, so i’m doing that
/Head of the Society to Never Type LOL
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
that may be true but if your kid gets burnt or killed in turkey frying accident you probably shouldnt have reproduced.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I had a buddy in college that spilled Hot oil all over his hand. That shit looked like a balloon.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:08 pm
no argument from me on this point, I just like being the crazy uncle more than the respectful parent its more fun.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
My fiance bought the Lloyds barbeque (comes in the plastic tub) from the store and it tastes like shit.
/Guess who gets to eat the shit?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:11 pm
this is how im gonna parent: im gonna be the cool dad but when they fuck up they will see the dark side of dear old dad. that way they know when the old man isnt fucking around. my dad was the master of it. cool as fuck but when you did something bad you knew it. im not saying beatings or anything. there are ways to get your point across without beatings.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Why dont you just rub it all over your chest?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Not easy parenting. Lot of times you just want to scream at the little fella. But it’s all good.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Tampa, I do the shitting they do the rubbing and then I do the filming.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
dumb ass kids probably come from dumb ass parents. (not to be confused w/ douchey kids and the double popped collar kids)
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:14 pm
That’s like my dad mrejr. I’m going to try to be a carbon copy of him, except be way more demanding in the field of sports. My little zygote is going pro in something.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
i don’t think swimming in the tub/toilet/washing machine counts
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Don’t tell me the defenders didn’t like taking the ref out too.
And as Forte runs around, Cutler is moonwalking backwards, desperate to avoid anything to do with the play.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Can’t wait to teach my kid to ball.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
my kids might not be a pro athlete but they will play sports. that is mandatory. yes maybe even soccer(i will fight tooth and nail against it but if they have to play it so be it) but i will not tolerate shitty grades
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
is it racist to think that if the fastest receiver the bears have is white, how fast can he be?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:18 pm
HiYo!
Seriously, teach your kid to be a long snapper.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:19 pm
i am going to have my daughter do martial arts, so she can kick the shit out of any guys that tries anything.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Tie yous kids right arm behind his back and turn him into a lefty starter.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm
I’m not having a daughter. I refuse.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:21 pm
If I have a daughter she is destined to be a slut, god will repay me for my undergrad years.
/karma’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 pm
i have yellow fever, and azn don’t let kids be left handed. something about eating w/ ur right hand and wiping ur ass with the left.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Yep Girls get fucked.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
my dad is left handed(actually he was blessed to be ambidextrous.) im left handed. my kid is gonna be left handed and he* will dominate.
*
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
into a lefty reliever.
fixed for easier life
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Yep Girls get
fuckedDanza Slapped./fixed for new shit
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
I hope I have a power forward on my hands. He’s only 2 months though.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
so you hang to the left too?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
i have two daughters. stay away
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
actually i hang to the right because…oh nevermind
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
i hate the caveman commercials. only good one was the first.
/mango salsa
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:27 pm
if no one have daughters, where will the next generation get their supplies of lesbians?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
i dont see why the bears dont call a timeout after that 3rd down play. you save yourself 25 seconds before the 2 minute warning. now theres 151 left in the game
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Why does Hester alway take returns to the short side?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
i don’t see why phil didnt go for it
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
a lot of my marine buddies have daughter
/crosses his fucking fingers
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:29 pm
the wife walked in during the kid-frying discussion. she thought you guys were funny. i slapped her and asked where my chicken pot pie was
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
did you danza slap her?
/too far?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
game over
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
gf in the other room watching ama, while i am watching the end of the game. if she comes in, i just turn on the porn and she walks back out
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm
nice. 4-0 day
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Of course not
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
if you’re depressed, have a private fucking facebook account
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
nice moment
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I don’t care about the Bears but I fucking hate Jay Cutler. What a fucking little bitch, stop walking to the sideline after a pick with your head down no one feels sorry for you.
/well maybe McNabb, fags
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Very nice move by McNabb. Nothing but class.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Nice shot of Hester’s bare ass cheeks on that replay. Dropped the pass and his pants got dropped.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Very nice move by McNabb. Nothing but class.
He took so long because he was telling Cutler the Marty Funkhauser joke from Curb last week
PS: Your c**t is in the sink!!!
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Fuck Jay Cutler
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
deseasn jackson is a small motherfucker
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
whos the backup in chicago?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
mcnabb is like ill be spanking your fat white ass after i shower up
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
caleb hanie
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
mcnabb is like ill be spanking your fat white ass after i shower up
once again, i feel the need to highlight a comment that i find funny
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Mr. Hankie? We’re Screwed.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Cutler looked as uncomfortable in that McNabb discussion as this guy did
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
it seems to me that jay cutlers demise started when south park trashed him in one of their episodes
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Landan Donovan Cutler’d the shit out of this penalty kick shootout.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Jay Cutler, Fuck you.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I thought you were gonna go Faldo/Norman at the 96 Masters.
/what the hell did he really say to him?
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Yeah right, like Beckham gives a shit that they lost.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
/what the hell did he really say to him?
I’m pretty sure he told Phil he was gonna be a great father (remember that was when he had the beeper and was gonna bail if he got beeped) and that kinda stuff
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Oh yeah, I knew what Payne told Phil. I wanna know what Faldo told Norman.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Knowing Faldo, it was something to the effect of “nice try Greg-o, but I’m just better. Science”
/then he Danza slapped him
//full circled thread’d
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 pm
And the Galaxy lose! Congrats to Real Salt Lake on winning that city’s first title ever.
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
lefty: actually…
At the end of it Faldo engaged Norman in a long embrace and repeatedly patted him on the back. Both were in tears. “I let it get away,” Norman said. “It’s not the end of the world. I screwed up but I’m not a loser. I’ve got 40m bucks.” Faldo said: “I didn’t think it would end that way. I feel genuinely sorry for Greg. It was unbelievably nerve-wracking.”
that’s real. I can’t believe Norman told him he had $40 million. jesus
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 am
Wow.
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 am
threadjack
Jay Cutler sucks
/end threadjack
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 am
Some girl just posted pictures on Facebook from the twilight premiere here. I have no faith in our planet.
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:47 am
have you never acted like this for a video game?
just wait until harry potter 7th movie 2nd part comes out. that shit will be snowballing for like 15 years. 1st book came out in 97, and it just gets bigger and bigger with each book and/or movie.