Sorry for the hot chick absence, but this compelling Associated Press photo of Jose Offerman is just too good to pass up … You know we’ve been sweating Wonder Years in the 10 p.m. TV slot every night, and now, we have found a 9 p.m show to precede it: The Dukes of Hazzard … not that you’ll care, but we’ve got a massive hoops game tonight, win and we’re in the playoffs … you know what’s not a terrible movie? The Ringer with Knoxville and hot Heigl … sorry we didn’t get around to our NFL preview Tuesday, but that’s due up today …

This is ginormous news in Ohio, and aftershocks are still reverberating around the state: columnist Terry Pluto leaves the sinking Akron Beacon Journal for the Cleveland Plain Dealer. (Plain Dealer)

In case you thought this photo of Jose Offerman swinging the bat at the head of a pitcher who beaned him … nope, it’s legit. He got arrested. (Pop Jocks)

Mike Vick’s lawyers are taking our advice and working on a plea deal. (AJC)

Not that anyone listened to anything that imbecile Steve Phillips said in the past, but if so, this should seal it. (Simon on Sports)

A must-see interview with crazy golfer Boo Weekley. (Brahsome)

This blogger is down on Lou Holtz and his homerish analysis. (Chuckie Hacks)

Mike Schmidt could have used a better choice of words here. (Awful Announcing)

Like you needed us to tell you: Beckham has been a letdown and fans are pissed. (LA Times)

Golden State Warriors rookie Brandan Wright is blogging for the Fanhouse. (Fanhouse)

Someone please take the crack pipe from Tim Pat Kirwan: Jon Kitna will throw for 5,000 yards? Really? (Free Press)

50 Cent is chipping in on the new ESPN college football theme song. (MTV)

Happy happy joy joy: Adonal Foyle is no longer a Golden St. Warrior. (Golden State of Mind)

Don Imus may surface at ABC (!?!?!), but first, he’s getting sued by Kia Vaughn of the Rutgers women’s hoops team. (ABC News)