MNF: Titans @ Texans
NFL November 23rd. 2009, 7:00pm
In Friday’s Pigsplosion I said “Hard to believe this is a MNF game.” I was half serious. The Titans have won 3 straight and they’ve got Chris Johnson in the backfield along with a “resurgent” Vince Young. The Texans are 5-4 and just outside the playoff picture. These are two 100% decent teams. And hey, if the Lions and Browns can come together to play one of the most exciting games of the season, there’s hope for every match up.
Having said that, it’s the Titans and Texans. Are you really looking forward to this game if you aren’t from Houston or Tennessee? You don’t have to lie to me. It’s me. Your old pal, CRM. You and me go way back. You can be honest. I won’t get mad.
The player we’ll all be keeping our eyes on tonight is Chris Johnson who leads the league in rushing despite only having the 8th most carries in the league. And that’s before this game. If he gets his usual 18.9 carries tonight, he’ll still only be 7th in the league in carries. Now that’s a quest for 2,105.
In the first game between these teams this season, Houston narrowly edged Tennessee 34-31. Andre Johnson caught 10 balls for 149 yards and two scores. He made up for a vintage Steve Slaton performance of 17 carries for 34 yards. Chris Johnson had 197 yards and two scores of his own. My prediction for tonight is more of the same. Lots of the Texans passing and lots of Titans running. Go football!
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November 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Nothing on the MVP eh?
/doesn’t give a shit
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I am actually interested. I’ve had access to two Texans games this year, and have ditched them both, because I expected them to suck. Doesn’t seem like they have.
I also predicted the Titans resurgence (although not outloud) when they were 0-6.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:06 pm
two main differences from the first game–vince young, and NO Owen Daniels. the latter is huge
still wondering about the -3.5 texans and 48.5 o/u
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
gonna go titans and under
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Just a weak “Jeter was robbed!” to try and stir shit.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I really need Johnson and Johnson to go off…
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Yea she can get Danza Slapped.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
someone at school told me the titans are wearing the oiler uniform. regardless, i hope we put 50 up on dem muthafukas
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I really need Johnson and Johnson to go off…
The Baby Powder Play!
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
CRM loves to shit on my team every week.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:15 pm
texans, what’s a texansfan do on a nationally-televised texans game? pre-game yoga, organic bean burgers for dinner, 12-pack of Lone Star and some chili in the recliner?
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
/doesn’t give a shit
Mauer is no Miguel Cabrera.
/nobody gives a shit about baseball
//sad really
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
someone at school told me the titans are wearing the oiler uniform. Texansfan
Isn’t that like shitting on the entire city of Houston?
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
you’re forgetting the dale earnhardt jr tv trays
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
yeah. i doubt they are. its not an AFL matchup but this is bud adams we are talking about. i was surprised to learn that he still lives here. im not sure if hes ever been to a titan/texan game. he should have saved that $250,000 for tonight. even I would laugh at that.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
bud adams
drayton mclane would beat his ass with a pallet
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
mclane is a shit head. fuck him too
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:37 pm
how were the titans that bad?
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:38 pm
new defensive coordinator, injuries, etc
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
kerry collins
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
mclane is a shit head. fuck him too
he may be, but i met him and i haven’t met adams, who spends too much time on his hair to be a tough guy.
mclane in the third round
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
titans plus 4 for a c-note. no feel for the o/u whatsoever
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
can’t read your gravatar, Gooch. First time with technology Mr. Inbred Missourian?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Slapsgiving!
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Can we get head shots of the cheerleader above next to Prejean?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Well, at least I can look foward to the Terps game at 9:30 against perennial powerhouse Chaminade.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Ralph Sampson just broke out in a cold sweat.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
In the meantime, I’m watching Sacramento-Memphis, jesus these teams blow.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Can’t wait until I can download it tomorrow.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Well, at least I can look foward to the Terps game at 9:30 against perennial powerhouse Chaminade.
Maybe Vasquez will shoot above 30% for once this season.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Maybe. Although, I’m not counting on it. I’ll say this, I’m liking Hayes being more aggressive. Also, he’s my favorite Terp, so I’m biased.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Also, he’s my favorite Terp, so I’m biased.
Hmmm…. favorite current Terp? probably Mosely or Bowie.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Vasquez is my favorite terp…he even bought a house in my neighborhood.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:29 pm
fascinating
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
My relationship with Vasquez, however, is strained to say the least. I got from absolutely hatred to loving the guy in 30second intervals during games.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
i for one hope the texans win this week and next
however next weeks MNF should be fantastic
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
so they had a promo for glee, and that lea michelle girl got like a makeover or something. Long story short I about J-ed my pants
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
My relationship with Vasquez, however, is strained to say the least. I got from absolutely hatred to loving the guy in 30second intervals during games
Tampa, where you at?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
That was pretty bad. Fuck.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Anybody have this famous email I’m reading about from earlier today?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:39 pm
what was it bb? from a nother post
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
famous email?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
what’s your email Buck
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Fag.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Billy- Did he Dazaslap you?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 pm
im a fan of jayma mays
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Yeah, reading about it in the Jets post. A Paolo email. I need sometbody to eamil this to me ASAP. I need a good laugh.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
ZBuckner8@gmail.com
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I meant Danza Slap. You know what I meant though. Fag.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Not that I recall, Tampa. But I drink a lot.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
When I left we were talking about Paolo, and now I’m back and we’re talking about Paolo. Guess I haven’t missed much in 6 hours
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I’m clearly using the phrase, “Danza Slap” often.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
sent Buck
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
tampa, that was like sweet polly and underdog
/um, i guess that means i was sweet polly
//nevermind
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
2 different defenses from week 2..
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Well, that’s my fault, jpq. I was reading through the Jets post to hear TBL defend his early season Sanchez love, then talk of this email sprung up.
Also, thanks fetch.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
What’s this about a Paolo email?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
gonna miss the first half hour of mnf cause my dvr is messed up and wont let me change it while i record house
/heartbroken
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
guys, instead of passing e-mail addresses and all the covert, insider-club crap, can you sort of summarize, paraphrase the paolo e-mail?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Can I get in on this e-mail deal?
verbalistics@yahoo.ca
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
LOL fuck. by this time it should just be a post
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
BSSM, i have gone on record wityh this many times, but….
YOU’RE RISKING A PATIENT”S LIFE!!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
You know what I meant though. Fag.
No one can understand what your gay ass is talking about. jive turkey.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Paolo- free speech blah blah blah
TBL- Bannin’
Paolo- You stifle free speech blah blah blah I will go elsewhere, where freedom rings
The End
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
It’s probably best if we just let the whole thing go.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Tobey Maguire looking like DJ Qualls in Brothers
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Sallie Mae probably summed it up best, although I’m still not done reading.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
It’s probably best if we just let the whole thing go.
it will die a natural death pretty quickly.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
sallie mae did us all a favor, humorously. i feel like a dog: blah blah blah, walk, blah blah blah, good boy, blah blah blah, alpo, blah blah blah, bitch!
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
dirt, clown told me to twell you to email him.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
TBL Danza Slapped Paolo?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
whats the Paolo thing?
JGallagher585@Gmail.com
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
speaking of dogs, since what they mainly hear are vowel sounds, it’s fun to call a dog by a word that rhymes with its name, like Clot! Hey, Clot!
they perk up just like it’s their real name
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
this
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Fetch send me that e-mail.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Can someone post maybe just the best paragraph, a tease, if you will?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Can someone post maybe just the best paragraph, a tease, if you will?
Please don’t, at the request of my internet buddy. Thanks.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
how many times has gruden said “this guy!” so far?
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
dirt, clown told me to twell you to email him.
i cannot email the clown, as I don’t know the clown’s email address.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Since when am I the e-mail bitch? Paolo is going to burn my house down.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:56 pm
There is no “best” paragraph it is just ramblings
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
there you go dirt.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
dirt, clown told me to twell you to email him.
but don’t you dare tell him i said i like tampa
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
And now I know fetch’s real name, ohhhh shit. Gonna steal all your money now.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
i’m not emailing the clown. he’ll just tease me.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Adam Lambert?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
It really was just pretty funny, chuckled here and there. It’s pretty ridiclous, but much like his posts here, just incoherent rambling that’s generally pretty entertaing.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
That’s not my real name Buck, just my internet alias
/may or may not be true’d
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
fag
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
LOL
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I’m outting fetch: his real name is Jay Mariotti.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
My name is Brain Brett.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Well, if I facebook search that name, I’m betting if I find somebody with a profile picture of Xavier Henry, then it’s probably you.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Can someone at least tell me what post the email talk started on? If not getting an email.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
TBL is a Violent Hypocrite? Maybe a Hypocrite but not violent.
/P.P.S
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
enough with the faggotry. mrejr was told that word was bad today in ballin
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
I’m outting fetch: his real name is Jay Mariotti.
Is that the name of the little boy from Angels in the Outfield?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:06 pm
id ask for the email but it would go against my strong belief in not reading comments over 4 lines
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:06 pm
jay. thats like a kids name. like joey, once you reach puberty you change that shit to joe.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Yo! Adam Lambert was ridiculous last night. We get it. youre a fag. no need to Danza Slap a dude on stage.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
It’s tampa’s lover’s name, actually.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Big Brain Brett was here again today, and once again made incongruous comments, engaged no one, and left. It was weird, again.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
yeah i opened the door to ballin and boom there is irish just waitin on me. i mean he has been WAITING to tear into me. because you know im not on this blog enough.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Does Vasquez make you call him Papi? Fag.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I love when irish is pissed. It’s good times.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
word. what happened when singers would just bite the heads off of bats.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Couldn’t help it, Tampa.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
lol all i said was vince carter and his cousin are shitbags and he called me mr. elite. HMMMMMMMMMM?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
you owe him a nickel, Mrejr, for mentioning his name during TBL after dark.
you may not remember this, but you once called me out in an empty soccer thread for an internet fight.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
thanks to whomever sent that. Appreciate it.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Does Vasquez make you call him Papi? Fag.
Does Cutler miss your face during the money shot like he did all his receivers last night?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Im going to Taco Bell. Anyone want anything?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
thanks to whomever sent that. Appreciate it.
No prob, just make sure you reach around.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
like joey, once you reach puberty you change that shit to joe.
i was joey until about fifth grade. you’re right though. it’s like the name chad — can’t picture an old guy named chad
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Mrejr, just read the Ballin’ post. That got out of hand quick haha.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Im not the one declaring my love for d00ds like you Maryland homos. Ill you know how I feel about the bears. I actually bet against them last night and won.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Marc Bulger out 3-6, probably the season. Carrie Prejean’s beard has his time to shine!
/I hate my life
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
The play by play guy in the Pitt game just said he preferred NC style BBQ to Kansas City style. Clearly one of the smartest play by play guys in the business.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
well shit. my bad. but there was a time when you were at a 99% douche level. you have gotten better. your current douche level is like 10%
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Vezina – what about Chadwick?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
After you named all of your “finishing moves” after Taco Bell sauces, I’ll pass.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I tried that new blackjack or whatever taco the other day. I didn’t like it.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
racist?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
wow that was a perfect pass
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Oh, and everybody wave to Jersey.
/waves at Jersey
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
well shit. my bad. but there was a time when you were at a 99% douche level. you have gotten better. your current douche level is like 10%
this may raise my douche level, but you lost that internet fight, and badly. It ended with Cabbage laughing at you, like Nelson Munsk.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
hell yeah he is.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
im surprised you didnt say anything when he called you trash
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
who called who what now?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:21 pm
toilet paper
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
i was talking about today. i guess you were talking about your old fight. my bad
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
so cabbage is the judge of internet fights now? that is who you are hanging your hat on? sweet. darn you got me. what do you want? you already have mvp status. and i dont remember what the argument was about so i concede. go ahead and just take your peice of chalk and mark a line in the win column so we can make it official
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Oh, and everybody wave to Jersey.
Sorry, cuz.
/Dion Lewis
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
So, if we can’t jokingly use the word fag does Paolo win?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
or thad. actually thad is no good at any age
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
jesus fuck. didnt realize bud adams was in house. he looks like garbage
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
wow, is bud adams already being stuffed?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
what’s my douche level now?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
i didnt see a good video last week. he looks gaunt. old fucker.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
still at 10%
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
vy looks good
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
wow. vince young is on his way to the hall of fame
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
vince young is good
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
i mean, so mobile, CJ for a freezer, that option play, he’s accurate. that’s some shit to plan against
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Why won’t Gruden just shut the fuck up for a minute. I’m about to throw a brick through my TV!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Not a VY fan, but much more entertaining than Collins decrepit ass.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 pm
vy finishes strong, comeback player of year?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:30 pm
davis almost with a score. he has the texans logo on the side of his head. if he doesnt score this week, he has to put the espn logo on it instead. made a deal with a local espn radio guy
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:31 pm
tom brady is comeback player
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Im back everyone. Ill they didnt have that rubber fist and lube you asked for. Sorry cuz.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
tampa, do you live right next door to Taco Bell?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Imma order a pizza, suggestions?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
i couldnt eat taco bell that often
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
taco bell
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Imma order a pizza, suggestions?
sausage, meatball, black olives
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully, he stopped by Walgreens for an air freshener too.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
his whole life must stink like Taco Bell farts.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
shit
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
blaze a fat one to get rid of the smell
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell.
Yes I live 3 minutes away with no lights. Very convenient.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
random: I just met a kid from the Biggest loser couples or whatever. He was at the MSU library and some hot ass chick asked for his autograph. He’s actually kept the weight off.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
troy polamalu is creepier than jay glazer
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
brady? maybe if he was on the downside or older, but no one expected him to have a hard time just because he missed a whole season and fucked giselle bundchen
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Mexic@n Pizza from Taco Bell.
Yes I live 3 minutes away with no lights. Very convenient.
/Damn moderation
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Jokes on you I’m immune to Taco Bell farts.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Imma order a pizza, suggestions?
Hawaiian
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Vasquez has turned if over 3 times in the first 3 minutes. That’s about right.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
brett favre would be the ultimate badass if he played in his wranglers on thanksgiving
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Dirt, you’re like my Pizza twin. If the place has bacon as an option I throw that on as well.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
In college, my roommate and I used to always order pepperoni and sauerkraut. Especially good washed down with a Keystone light.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
random too: I had a plan today with the wife where I’d take the boy out right when she was coming home, so that she’d come home and get to chill for a bit. We went to the grocery store, but he was not into it, at all.
Anyway, home I come, and she takes the baby while i’m putting away groceries. She comes back in and says, “smell that rug, and see if I got it clean.” Me, stupidly, I get down and smell the rug as she’s telling me, ” I stepped in dogshit, and tried to clean it.”
Guess what the rug smelled like. Then as I’m working on that, she goes into the other room with the baby, and I hear her say (to the dog), Oh, here’s where you vomited.
I may be rambling now.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
i hear you also ask the delivery guy for his tube steak. fag.
/OH shit im in trouble.
//kidding
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
dirt -
Have a drink on me… Jack would be good.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Dirt, you’re like my Pizza twin. If the place has bacon as an option I throw that on as well.
The bacon makes it great, but the bacon keeps me up Cassino. With the bacon, it’s the best pizza ever.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Bacon on pizza is fantastic.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
if i cant have supreme ill take pepperoni, mushrooms and sausage
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I hear they work great as an alarm clock though.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Dirt so did she shit on your chest?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
are you consciously trying to get your douche level up? because a high douche level isnt good for you or us.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
thanks wally, but I don’t drink during the week anymore.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Tampa’s pizza delivery guy.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I think my douche level should be higher than 10%.
@ Tampa – for her foibles, the poor woman is an absolute saint. Being married to me is no picnic.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
/Thread jack
Guy finds out this dad is Charles Manson
/end thread jack
//total buzzkill
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Sorry, NSFW
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Dirt –
Based on that story above, I think it would be OK to change that rule, at least for one night.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Don’t click Ill’s link if you’re working (or reading this tomorrow morning). It’s Not remotely safe for work.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Thanks for this post. I’m home alone for three days because my wife went to her parents house early and took the kids with her. Now I’m kinda glad they’re gone.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
my suggestion: don’t say imma.
/douche’d
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
illformula watched that so he could see that guy’s cock. fag.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
lol
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Especially good washed down with a Keystone light
nothing fits this description
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
good call dirt your douchelevel has lowered to 9%…sorry
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Pardon my grammar. I meant to say he found out *his* dad is Charles Manson.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Gotta like it when the ND people look reality in the face.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Beadle it was for the douche effect. I went for pepperoni and pineapple.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Well it’s either that and tip, and times are tough.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
I’m rewatching The Wire and I forgot how shitty season 2s theme song was compared to season 1. In fact, Season two wasn’t all that good.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I should have been clearer. It was 1989 and I was a freshman in college when I discovered Keystone light.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
*that or tip
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
what’s not SFW? the manson link? i didn’t see anything offensive (dammit)
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Groin, it must be freaky not to have the wife + newborn in the house.
My wife wonders why I don’t come to bed, and sleep. Mainly, because it’s so quiet.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
andre johnson is a texan until 2014. by that time, do we really think hes going to be good enough to care? maybe but probably not.
/fuck you espn
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Really? I enjoyed Season 2. Actually, I loved every season. But relatively speaking, I guess Season 2 as the weakest.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
I discovered Ninja Turtles in 1989
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Don’t click Ill’s link if you’re working (or reading this tomorrow morning). It’s Not remotely safe for work.
Don’t forget to email TBL.
/sorry forgot the NSFW tag
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
vezina: ill’s link is NSFW
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I had this discussion with a friend whilst convincing a third friend to watch the series. The conclusion was you just gotta plow through it.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
lovely idea to have a facebook just for fucking random people
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
i’m totally telling. In fact, i’ve already told.
Gotta like it when the ND people look reality in the face.
Nice of the fanbase to “settle” for Kelly.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I love the series, I just thought compared to the rest of them, season two was the weak link (not a fan of the blue collar worker storyline). I like season 4 the best
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 pm
The baby sleeps great so that hasn’t been an issue. What made this morning weird was not having my 3 year old climb into bed with me like she always does.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Don’t you dare speak ill of Tom Waits.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
chris johnson should be included in the best back discussion. dude is a beast.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
The baby sleeps great so that hasn’t been an issue.
for this I hate you.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
did vince young mortgage his soul to the devil?
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
So you’re a fan of schoolboys? Fag.
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Dirk Nowitzki > Steve Phillips
/Right?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
You make a good point. I agree though, Season 4 was my favorite, as well.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
i dont know tampa. i think id rather fuck your avitar than that nasty bitch dirk was fucking.
lendale white is a piece of shit. stealing tds away.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
I knew someone was going to say that haha
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Fucking TD vulture.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Dirks girl knows where to get that good shit
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
a meth/crack combo?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Some Chris Johnson owners in here I see
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
naw not me. its just that he doesnt do shit all game and he gets the score
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
The baby sleeps great so that hasn’t been an issue.for this I hate you.
I have a niece who didn’t sleep more than 20 minutes at a time for the first three months. They finally figured out that she had acid reflux. Once they solved that problem, everything was good.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Just read the Ballin thread. Loved when Clown recalled JPQ saying he lived near target. Ive gotten into it with Irish before and internet fucked him up so bad my comment had to be deleted. I brings the ruckus. Were cool now. But like Mrejr said that escalated quickly.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
fucking titans
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I think I’m fine right now…need 12 points in a regular league with Schaub, C Johnson and Walter going, and need 5 more points in a PPR league with Andre going…still fucking hate fatass Lendale.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I need 3 points with C. Johnson I should be good
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Thats what I was saying. Dirk takes the award for fucking the Ugliest bitch in history. She almost looks like the Chimp attack woman.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Ain’t nobody scared of your weak shit, tampa. Irish would bitch slap your bitch ass.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm
LMAO!!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Correction, irish would Danza Slap him.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I am going to go on a fucking killing spree because of MW2. Not because of the violent nature of the game or some shit, but because I just suffered, in all likelihood, the 2 biggest fucking bullshit deaths of all time, likely at the hand of some 12 year old.
Also, Sidney Crosby is good.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Mrejr funny thing. Me and Irish got into it over the same thing. I said D-Ho is a Ho and he snapped.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
You and your friend trying to stir something up?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I’d still give Dirks woman the edge over chimp attacked mutant. Along with her face being ripped apart the chimp bit her hands off, she wouldn’t even be good for a hando.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
is that real shit talk?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
You and your friend trying to stir something up?
Did you like my answer?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
jesus. she cant even shoot herself
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
So I just got an email from one of my league commissioners…apparently in the league that I’ve actually got a shot in, about half of the people haven’t paid yet.
/my last year playing fantasy football
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Too bad that didnt happen. I danza slapped him and TBL threatened to Ban me.
/Ill eats cock pizza
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Who the fuck is passionate about the Orlando fucking Magic? Fuck Orlando and fuck Walt Disney. Racist.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Ha yeah. I also like that bbryan reposted the video link.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
he is almost irrational with his homerism. other than that he usually adds a lot to the convo.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm
are you fags done Danza slapping in here yet? Thank God I’ve actually been too busy to be here much today. Today was the weirdest day I’ve ever seen here. I logged on at 11:00 and read the entire Round-Up, and by the time I moved up to the Ballin’ post, it was a clusterfuck
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
you mean besides, “he sucks” and “nope”
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Fuck you Property of Sallie Mae
/denied a student loan from Sallie Mae’d
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
How does this happen they give student loans to the homeless
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
His undying loyatly to the Magic and Dwight Howard are epic.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Not only that, but today was “most random collection of CC’s on an email” day as well.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
sometimes he drops knowledge.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
This is why I only do leagues with people I know. The in-person draft is the best part, unless you have shitty friends.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I owe Sally Mae $10K. Fuck that bitch.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Just read the ballin’ thread. Irish used to sound like that all the time when I first started commenting here. Everybody was out to get him and everything was a personal attack. Haven’t seen it much lately but I usually skip b-ball posts.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
fuck her in her fat lose ass
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Tampa times that by ten and some change and then you can talk Sallie Mae
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
he also gets pissed if TBL doesnt mention the magic because he’ll start talking about them by comment 1. the same with his rays.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Message from Jerseyyo! via twitter “ask ill: is u mad cuz I’m stylin on you?”
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Ill this is from jersey on twitter
/care to translate? i dont speak jive
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Then Danza Slap her and squirt her with Volcano Sauce
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:20 pm
I’m so happy I went to college in the early 90’s. I graduated with only $7,600 in student loans.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Ill this is from jersey on twitter
is u mad cuz I’m stylin on you?
/care to translate? i dont speak jive
he didn’t learn that talk from me (or his love of country music).
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
its obvious tampa eats taco bell during sex
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Jaws just said
“Another spectacular throw from Vince Young.”
My head is spinning.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
is that real shit talk?
Nah, Tampa and I are cool. I’m hittin’ him up when I go to Florida this year. Strip clubs, bitch!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
oh come on
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
The best was when he posted Hef’s real name on here. Oh, the good ole’ days.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I said Jeff Fisher is racist and I get hate mail on Twitter. lol
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
was he down?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I’m going to Florida on Thanksgiving night. Driving from Philly. Partying in Gainesville Friday night, going to Florida vs Florida State Saturday. Then Bukkake’ing a Florida student (preferably a Sophomore) then driving back Sunday morning.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Heffy von Hefflestein?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
That’s the worst part…it was a live draft. It’s a league for regulars at a bar…I’m not really a regular, but kinda got roped in by a friend.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
is u mad cuz I’m stylin on you?
Please, jersey. Your Jets hoodie ain’t that fresh.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Mike, were Hef and Big Nuts one and the same? I remember irish having some epic battles with that guy.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I’m so happy I went to college in the early 90’s. I graduated with only $7,600 in student loans.
Groin: I was lucky in that my parents paid my tab. My wife had some issues when she transferred law schools (GW in DC) to move to Boston w/ me. We got a $33,000 tab for two years of school, which ended up being $60K over 10 years (the 80’s and high interest rates-yay!)
The best was when he posted Hef’s real name on here. Oh, the good ole’ days.
Heffy von Hefflestein?
SuperAndy???
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I also like that bbryan reposted the video link.
Ha. I didn’t see that at the time. funny stuff.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Haha, no — I don’t think he posted Big Nuts’ name.
Just the names and address of his parents.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I’m going to Florida on Thanksgiving night. Driving from Philly. Partying in Gainesville Friday night, going to Florida vs Florida State Saturday. Then Bukkake’ing a Florida student
@CadillacTime: you better let Tebow know you’re coming. I don’t know if he’s down for unannounced bukkake sessions
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I do remember that now, Mike. How irish eluded the mighty ban hammer for that one is beyond me.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Dude that blows. A couple years ago I did one with people I wasn’t even really friends with, just a bunch of people my roommate knew and still had a really good time. I got soured from doing it with strangers when I did one with people I didn’t know and the commish kept changing the league rules, and every time he did that it reset my roster and waiver transactions. In a league with a friend who did that, I just smacked him in the back of his head the first time he did it, and problem solved.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
tj: Check out the new post. It’s pretty enjoyable, depending on your college football allegiance
end tj:
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Danza slapping?
/selective reading
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
With everyone on facebook now. That shit is weak. you have to get a occupation too.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
There’s so much about this that makes me happy.
Already ahead of that. Tim’s one of the guys in on it.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
fucking robinson
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Boilers up on Tennessee by 5 with about 5 minutes to go… No TV as they play basketball in the Virgin Islands…
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
It’s on Fox Sports Net
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
the whole booth is choking on vince youngs DNA. they trashed the guy for 2 years.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Not here… I thought it was weird it wasn’t on someplace. Blue Jacket hockey took precedence.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
tallguy: thx. It’s on DirecTV 643 Purdue just won 73-72. Caught the last 20 seconds-lol
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Purdue tried so hard to lose that game to Tennessee. If you’re a college bball hater than game was for you. Missed FTs. Centers taking game winning 3s. Fouling all over the place. Terrible defense.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Who’s that linebacker playing wideout for the Texans?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:49 pm
One more thing. Purdue at least has an excuse because Johnson fouled out. But if Tennessee is a top 10 team at the end of the year then this is going to be one of the worst college bball seasons ever. How have they gotten any better? Same old, same old.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
rs: quit hating on my Boilers! It’s all I’ve got!-lol
Although you must be happy TBL has SU penciled in for the Final Four already after one game
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Rs: I agree, to me there is nothing intriguing about Tennessee.
Also, so far I am pretty unimpressed with Lance Stephenson. Obviously it’s very early, but in 3 games he hasn’t showed anything.