shakira_is-phenomenal-at-all-times-especially-hereShakira … can’t pay college debt? Strip! … fun with headlines: “Obama’s Brilliant First Year” … speaking of politics: Tora Bora, Bush, Bin Laden failure … tardy, but RIP Abe Pollintwitter billboard fail … and to think, Lawrence Summers is director of Obama’s economic council … is there a better general media columnist than David Carr? … the shooter in the Seattle police ambush shouldn’t have been on the streets … “marauding baboons” and the World Cup … man shoots roommate over a can of coke …

After nine years at UVA, Al Groh has been fired. Is this the 2nd best coaching opening in college football? (Daily Progress)

Best story of the college basketball weekend: the Portland Pilots. (CBS Sports)

St. Jetersburg sounds cool. If you talk to Minka Kelly, ask her about it. (Page 6)

Recapping the first interview with US soccer player Charlie Davies, who hopes to play in the 2010 World Cup. (Soccer by Ives)

In honor of the Jets’ win yesterday: a nice, albeit sad, story about longsnapper James Dearth. Now go call your mom! (NYT)

Photos of Grady Sizemore flexing, half-naked, in front of the mirror. (Oh no they Didn’t, Deadspin)

In case you missed it late Saturday night, here’s a recap of the late USC TD pass that still has SoCal buzzing. (LA Times)

Jay Cutler vs. an NFL Network microphone. (ESPN Chicago)

Mystery or not? All-American candidate Willie Warren didn’t play Saturday night for Oklahoma, and we can’t find any details beyond “coach’s decision.” (Oklahoman)

How desperate are the 76ers at point guard? You’re a hardcore hoops fan if you know the name Donnell Taylor. (Twitter)

NASCAR TV ratings were pretty awful in 2009. (USA Today)

Squeezed out of Ballin’: T-Wolves 106, Nuggets 100 in one of the top five surprising NBA results this season. Minnesota had a 15-game losing streak. (Star Trib)

The real reason the 0-17 Nets are irrelevant? GM Rod Thorn. (Star-Ledger)