The Roundup: Wouldn’t You Like to Be Drunk at Dick’s Sporting Goods on a Thursday Afternoon?
Uncategorized August 24th. 2007, 6:59am
Friday fun begins with Kim Kardashian … we’ll have a strong college football-geared interview for you around noon … and we have a guest post from the Sprewell contest coming, too … don’t forget, talk radio is full of idiots and the TV news rules when naked people show up (SFW) … Lindsay Lohan will do one day in jail, and Nicole Richie did 82 minutes! Celebrity criminals have it good …
It’s early, but Whitlock is now 2-for-2 at his new online home. (Fox Sports)
Instead of actually reporting news, the McPaper continues to print press releases for members of the media who are on TV. (USA Today)
How is the camel clutch not the best wrestling move? (Sons of Sam Malone)
Boxing’s passé, but this is a very cool story. Sad, too. (Stop Mike Lupica)
Friday Night Lights, baby. It’s almost time. (Washington Post)
Andy Reid’s son was shitfaced at Dick’s Sporting Goods in the middle of the afternoon. Then, he got behind the wheel and was arrested. (CBS 3)
Not one person bid on Big Papi’s $400,000 Benz. (Red Sox Monster)
Old-timer Andy Rooney, not into modern day baseball. (Foul Balls)
The shady Kansas State hoops program will be all over your ESPN dial this season. (Salina Journal)
Poor Syracuse: the hoops team loses guard Andy Rautins for the season. (ESPN.com)
You need to familiarize yourself with these women who will partake in the US Open. (Rizzo Sports)
Anyone else think just maybe Roy Jones Jr. got hit in the head one too many times? (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)
Busty and annoying Anna Benson surfaces to talk to a blog. (Bugs and Cranks)
Rather incredible breakdown of a dirty preseason play that nearly injured a QB. (Post Game Heroes)
While attempting to defend Barry Bonds, this guy forgot one thing – B-squared admitted to using the cream and clear. Under oath. (Cosellout)
12 Responses to “The Roundup: Wouldn’t You Like to Be Drunk at Dick’s Sporting Goods on a Thursday Afternoon?”
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August 24th, 2007 at 8:33 am
Thank you for another amazing Kardashian pic — thanks for ignoring all the haters and perking up my day, yet another time!
August 24th, 2007 at 8:41 am
“It’s early, but Whitlock is now 2-for-2 at his new online home…” I normally agree with Whitlock and applaud his Imus stance, but this column is extremely suspect. To compare Vick and Imus is absurd. Imus said something stupid and paid a steep price. End of story. Vick committed a heinous, unthinkable act, and now with the unclaimed dogs awaiting termination, he’s responsible for the deaths of more than 50 innocent creatures. Somehow I think Imus is slightly more deserving of a second chance.
August 24th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Again with the trash hoe-skee that is Karblackshian. Please, I cannot emplore you any longer to quit posting any news, pics, or updates on this bottom dweller.
I would rather see pics of Leeona Helmsley’s dead corpse than have to look at another picture of this disgusting hip hop clinger on.
Granted she is attractive I’m not saying that, but she goes down to a 1 on a scale of 1 to 537 when you take a look at her past littany of male counterparts. She is the epitomy of dog shit walking.
August 24th, 2007 at 9:14 am
I agree with Whitlock for the most part, but you can’t suspend Pacman who hasn’t had his day in court yet, and not suspend someone who has pleaded guilty to a federal crime.
Intentions and ability to rehabilitate may be totally different, but Goodell has forced this issue upon the league and now has to uphold it.
August 24th, 2007 at 10:20 am
What is wrong with Kardashian’s male Counterparts, a really good NFL running back and a Kiddy Tv star and aspiring rapper singer? Did I miss something Selleck’s mustache? Is there a problem with who she sleeps with or the race of the people she sleeps with? I just want to know..
August 24th, 2007 at 10:44 am
I love looking at Kardashian, but she is a ho, FO SURE….I would much rather gaze that Hayden, Bilson, Alba, or any of the other huneys we like to discuss
August 24th, 2007 at 10:54 am
I dont know why y’all buggin’ out on this gurl….is it bc she messin’ around with the black dudes…who cares if she is a hoeeee….her body is still on point…..
August 24th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Kardashian is hot as balls. This cannot be denied and I would totally get to second base with her if I had the chance (I’d stop there because anything I touched her below the belt with would dissolve from the toxins). However, the reason she infuriates the readers here is because she is in the same class as Paris: famous for nothing. We know who she is because she bones everyone and gets her picture taken. Also, she showed up at the Nicole Brown-Simpson benefit. Considering her dad got OJ off the hook, that was poor taste.
August 24th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Lame. I stopped popping in as much because of your pathetic posting of Slutbag numero uno, or dos, or whatever the fuck, you guys are too fricking lazy to find a hot girl with a least a touch of class. Plus, your damn server sucks balls, I’m beginning to think Shrutebag was on to something crashing THIS site. And he is a total douche, so that’s saying something.
August 24th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
A) Great find on the breakdown of the Campbell/Keisel play.
B) Leona is teh hawt. Lay off my woman there.
C) Swandong….that’s the dumbest thing I’ve read in months. Congratulations. If the Big Lead is your source for fapping material, and redtube is your source for non-corporate sports info…you’re doing it wrong. Dumbhole.
D) Whitlock is hit and miss…and in this case, he missed. People who don’t seem sincerely contrite about heinous crimes do not deserve our sympathy. I don’t think Vick is going to make a serious mental turnaround THIS week.
IF the reports about Vick not admitting to killing dogs and gambling are true…..he’s not being contrite. Or honest. He wouldn’t have plead out if those allegations were false…we’d have been hearing him all month publicly denouncing those claims. Instead a star athlete is accepting a YEAR in jail or so? Weapons grade balonium. Vick’s up to his neck in this shit.
August 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Elat44-I agree with you on the Whitlock report drawing comparisons between Imus and Vick. If Vick had issued a political incorrect slur, the NFL would have fined him and might have given him a game suspension but that faux paux would have been grounds for criminal prosecution. What the hell is the NAACP doing jumping in on another celebrity case when there are poor kids out there getting the shaft by the criminal justice system that needs that organization’s support more than a wealthy athlete with means. Whitlock jumped off the deep end with his talk about giving someone 2nd and third chances-to what-commit another crime? I agree Vick should not be prejudged once he serves his time but if the guy gets into more trouble, then he might end up throwing a football from a penitentiary yard.
August 24th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
VISIBLE GIRDLE LINE ALERT