Expect this to be the hot story Monday when sportswriters wake up from a weekend slumber: Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry has fathered a staggering nine children with nine different women in four southern states. He is 28 years old. Henry, apparently trying to re-write or update Shawn Kemp’s book on how to spread your seed and ruin your retirement fund, had to borrow money from his old team, the Tennessee Titans, to pay off back child support. He was threatened with jail time if he didn’t. Henry has a $25 million contract. Here is the best line in the story, and really makes us want to invite Travis Henry to dinner: “Records show that Henry’s children are scattered … — including Florida, North Carolina, Tennessee and Georgia. Wellon said Henry talked about gathering them together to watch him at training camp.” Would have been a sight to behold.

Willis McGahee and Evander Holyfield had no comment.

Broncos Player Ordered to Pay Child Support in Georgia (AJC)

*Why are we up so early? No joke people – to catch high school epsidoes of 90210. Plus, Fridays in NYC blow … this is a Thursday and Saturday (and Tuesday and Wednesday) night town.