Are you kidding? Elle McPherson looks this incredible at 43? … hope everybody wished the Fanhouse a Happy 1st birthday Wednesday … Castro’s still alive, and is pushing for a Clinton-Obama ticket … funny that this gun story would emerge just as the 90210 reruns are showing the episode where Dylan gets carjacked and then goes out to buy a gun … we’re in the playoffs this week in our basketball league, and our first fantasy football draft is this week, so if after-hours emails go unreturned for long periods of time, fear not …

Yi’s goin to Milwaukee ! Kudos to the Bucks for signing him. (Journal-Sentinel)

So now autograph hounds are stalking Tiger Woods outside of clubs? (TMZ)

Ron Artest wants to support Mike Vick in any way possible. (NY Post)

OSU grad Kirk Herbstreit picks Penn State to win the Big 10 and man, you gotta read those angry comments. (Free Press)

For a guy who used to rock gold teeth, we’re not surprised Edge James likes Patron. (Yahoo Sports)

The suspension at Notre Dame for soliciting a prostitute is a mere three games. (Fanhouse)

ESPN grabs Two-a-days from MTV. We’ve barely seen a minute of the show, so we wouldn’t know, but if FNL gets the hook from NBC, ESPN had better grab it. (Birmingham Business Journal)

Perhaps one of the cooler NFL previews, we’ve ever seen, via Star Wars. (18 to 88)

Someone on the USC coaching staff was once busted for excessive dog abuse, but should we care? (Sports by Brooks)

Of all the NFL players to get caught juicin’ … Tim Couch? For real? (Yahoo Sports)

Hanley Ramirez? Really? Best shot to break Joe’s streak? (Vegas Watch)

Are you ready for lots of playoff golf? Didn’t think so. (USA Today)

Nice work on the screen grabs of Ali Larter in the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues. (Sons of Sam Malone)