Yes, we’ve seen the TMZ report that claims Shaq is divorcing his wife due to shady handling of his money. The Miami Herald also claims there is a sealed prenup, so we may never get details. But we fully expect his wife, Shaunie, to respond in the coming days, and one wonders: Will all that junk Kobe talked in 2003 come out in court? Surely you remember Kobe’s classic line to police while he was being questioned for allegedly raping a Colorado hotel employee. Have you forgotten? Here’s what police told the New York Daily News at the time: “Bryant stated he should have done what Shaq does. Bryant stated that Shaq would pay his women not to say anything. He stated Shaq has paid up to a million dollars already for situations like this.”

For what it’s worth, Shaq is one of our favorite athletes in sports now, and we’ll be following this story closely.