Does anyone actually use the phrase mack-daddy anymore? It’s very Sir Mix-A-Lot. Moving on … though we’re not sure why it happened, someone referenced Chuck Finley during our fantasy football draft last night (Kevin Arnold was a big topic of conversation as well). Naturally, laughter followed, and quickly, a discussion erupted about hot baseball wives. Our feeble mind began churning, and next thing you know … we compiled an entire team of baseball players with famous - or remotely famous - wives. All the links are safe, but the team lacks a closer and bullpen, but perhaps that’s where you can chime in.

C - Mike Piazza - The Hall of Fame, this team, and his wife is a Playmate. Solid.
1B - Russell Martin - Bit of a stretch, but he may have landed Alyssa Milano and catchers can play first, right?
2B - Aaron Boone - Played here early in his career … before he married a Playmate.
SS - David Eckstein - Normally Jeter moves for nobody … but we don’t know the background of the wife of Eric Chavez, so Eckstein (wife: Ashley Drane) fits here.
3B - Derek Jeter - Duh. Nice work here.
OF - Pat Burrell - Got Heather Mitts before AJ Feeley and James Blake.
OF - Scott Podesdnik - Lisa Dergan, yummy.
OF - Nick Swisher - Be careful if you google his girl, Danielle Gamba, at work.

SP - Cole Hamels - Busty reality TV wife.
SP - Barry Zito - Hilary Duff, briefly.
SP - Brad Penny - Eliza Dushku and Milano.
SP - Josh Beckett - LeeAnn Tweeden wasn’t a bad score.