‘Wilt Chamberneezy’
Uncategorized September 7th. 2007, 1:22pm
Shaq’s divorce has devastated Pat Riley, and somewhat saddened us, too. But when these things happen, the emailers come out of the woodwork. There’s no way to verify whether or not this is true, but a reader tells this tale (we’ve altered some details to protect the innocent):
A couple years ago [friend's girlfriend] was in Miami for a weekend. She was walking somewhere in South Beach when a red Escalade pulled up, the window rolled down and it was Shaq. He was macking pretty hard and said something like “Once you have Shaq, you never go back” … Shaq ends up giving her his phone number … his voicemail had an automated message … the one that goes “You have reached the voice message box of_________” Well for Shaq it was: “You have reached the voice message box of: WILT CHAMBERNEEZY”
Gotta love the Big Galoot.
9 Responses to “‘Wilt Chamberneezy’”
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September 7th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Can’t wait to see the amount of hood rats he is going to tear through…not that he didn’t the whole time he was married, at least now they will be more publisized
September 7th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Not as effective as “Bob Cooznizle,” but it serves it’s purpose I suppose.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Magic Jeezy would’ve been much more clever.
September 7th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
So, did she get with him or what?
September 7th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
will shaq be more busy than jordan?
September 7th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I’m pretty sure “wilt chamberneezy” is a lebatard show reference.
September 7th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Well, at least Shaq has grown some stones. About 5 yrs ago Leanne Tweedon told the story of Shaq sending a member of his Negro posse over to ask her out. Couldn’t take the risk of getting crushed. Loser.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
The conclusion of this saga:
In digust of his blatant infidelity, my girlfriend called me straightaway and I got Shaq”s #. My buddy visiting from Manhattan and I drunk dialed Shaq one night like 20 times. We couldnt get enough of his VM. LOL.
Next my friend then took the # back to Wall Street where he works and gave it to everyone he knew. The number was disconnected within a day.
Even Stranger, we went back down to Miami for Valentines day 4 months later, and Shaq pulled over again, not recognizing her, gave her the new number to his ho line.
You gotta like his style
September 8th, 2007 at 3:22 am
So your girlfriend was in Miami and your friend sent the email? Yet you show up here to finish the story. Seems like something that would have been included in the original e-mail. That’s just me.