Supposedly, it’s a terrible day to have a fantasy football at Sportsline.com. Several readers have emailed us saying the website has been touch and go all morning, which is pretty much how we’d sum up the Jets defense against this behemoth that is the Patriots offense (hey, it was the game on in our market). Here are our rapid-fire summaries from the 1 pm games:

Patriots 38, Jets 14: Wasn’t even that close. The undefeated chatter will begin soon. Won’t happen, but people will be talking about it. Randy Moss: nine catches, 183 yards, touchdown.

Panthers 27, Rams 13: Hot fantasy pickup this week – Carolina WR Drew Carter (two TD catches). Rams RB Steven Jackson fumbled twice.

Steelers 34, Browns 7: Big Ben threw four TDs and he’s on our bench. If Kitna doesn’t shred Oakland for that many scores … also, Romeo had better start Brady Quinn next week, or it’s his ass.

Redskins 16, Dolphins 13: Shaun Suisham hit a 39-yard field goal in overtime.

Eagles 13, Packers 16: Special teams did the Eagles in early and often, and Mason Crosby hit a 42-yarder to win the game with :02 left in the upset of the day.

Vikings 24, Falcons 3: Will the gays continue to lust for Joey Harrington after Blue Skies threw two pick sixes? Chester Taylor got hurt, then lost his starting job when Adrian Peterson rushed for 103 yards.

Titans 13, Jaguars 10: Oops. But this statement still stands. Vince Young may be begging the Titans to bring Jerry Rice or Steve Largent out of retirement. That’s how bad his WR are.

Chiefs 3, Texans 20: Mario Williams had more of an impact in this game than he did in all of 2006: Two sacks and a fumbled returned for a score. Bring on Brodie, Herm!!

Buffalo 14, Denver 15: Jason Elam nailed a 42-yard field goal at the horn. Buffalo’s Roscoe Parrish is the most exciting NFL shrimp since Eric Metcalf.