We Hear This Story Is About to Break …
Uncategorized September 13th. 2007, 3:47pm
Our source demands that we don’t print specifics, but supposedly, within the next hour, a small university in Pennsylvania is going to have a press conference and tell the media that a shitload of starters from said school’s football team have been suspended, perhaps indefinitely. We’re hearing this could - STRESS could - be a Duke Lacrosse situation all over again. And apparently the event in question took place this past weekend.
Actually, it definitely won’t be a situation like the one at Duke … this isn’t a Division I school.
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September 13th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
is it a duke lacrosse type party?
September 13th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
be a Duke Lacrosse situation all over again.
Another false rape accusation by a stripper? I’m not sure if I’m ready for Al & Jesse and all those enlightened professors’ opinions on these matters so soon . . .
September 13th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
The tension is killing me
September 13th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Basically, a girl is accusing a bunch of football players of something.
I guess Duke was a bad analogy. Let’s see what happens by 430 … source is solid on this
September 13th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Maybe Greg Oden’s season ending surgery will be overshadowed by this….
September 13th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
If I guess the small school, will it be released? My guess is West Chester, bunch of dirtbags go there
September 13th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Odds for UPENN 5 to 1.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I’m guessing Widener. Bunch of wannabe thugs at the school, esp on the football team.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
tk, right on about widener, chester is a waste of a city
September 13th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Could it be a I-AA school?
September 13th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Personally I am hoping you are just being koy and it is Penn St.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Def not UPenn
September 13th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Well known school?
September 13th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Bloomsburg? Kutztown? Millersville? Cheyney? Edinboro? Slippery Rock?
September 13th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
‘Nova had a scandal with players in the late summer. It is fall out from that. They are not D-1 in football.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Is there a college in Intercourse, PA?
September 13th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
FUCK ME. Way to go Lehigh.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
@ odessa
No. There is not a college in Blue Ball, either.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
lock haven? villanova??
September 13th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
sorry i meant, vanillanova
September 13th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
It’s Lehigh. 19 swimmers busted for a party, 1 girl BAC of .31
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-swimteambust0913-cn,0,5744348.story?coll=all_tab01_layout
September 13th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
4:33 TBL, spill it
September 13th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
A fucking swimming team!! cmon
September 13th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
OH MY GOD!!! College kids drinking! I’m shocked.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I thought it was supposed to be a football team?
September 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
TBL specified football team. Think the Lehigh story is something different.
IUP?
September 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
TK - it is one of the schools you named. And it ain’t the swim team.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
We are D-1, just part of that non-Bowl subdivision.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
TBL, you’re right this case is comparable, to every college in the country. Breaking news guys, this happened to me a few years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Please tell me its Kutztown, my hometown! We just had a college student beaten to death on main street in the middle of the night, meant as well have a scandal as well
September 13th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Oh damn, now my mean post makes me look like a jackass.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
i just want to say your breaking news graphic is gayer than a-rod on a road trip that goes through san francisco.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Wow, two PA colleges getting busted in the same day/week? Rock on Pennsyltucky!
September 13th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
It’s gotta be IUP, that place is a nuthouse.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
TBL….you got taken on this one. I read nothing about panties dropping, just empty beer cans. yawn…..
September 13th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Hmm, my guess is Bloomsburg.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Is it Millersville? They had a drunken pirate MySpace controversey a bit ago, but nothing lately.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I’m pretty sure that Darren Podolak is my friend’s kid brother too, he was drinking at our house years ago.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
tell me it’s not the swimming team, you’re better than that!
September 13th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
cocktease
September 13th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Damn. It’s past 4 pm and we haven’t heard jack. We actually know someone at the University … will give a call to see what’s poppin.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Can I try again? Kutztown? Team beat someone to death?
http://www.nbc10.com/news/14101056/detail.html
September 13th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
*Allegedly are tied to the beating, I mean.
September 13th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
twoeightnine, sorry, the student beaten to death was beaten by three non students from Allentown, not the football team
September 13th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Yeah, I just saw that. The first article I read didn’t have that they arrested those three.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
toweightnine, still a big story in Kutztown, word around town is that it may be a hate crime, because they student is question was supposively gay
September 13th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Having gone to Lehigh and knowing the area, that wouldn’t surprise me.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Yeah, Kutztown has changed a lot recently, thank god I got out
September 13th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I haven’t read the Morning Call in a couple of years but the current stories are great.
Student beaten to death
Lehigh Drinking Team
Kid shoots himself in the leg at McDonalds
Man impales himself on fence
Officer gets busted for DUI
September 13th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
HAHA, my favorite by far is the kid shoots himself at McDonalds
September 13th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Alright TBL, its been an hour and a half, I’m calling out your source
September 13th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
if it’s one-double-a, who really cares? get me a story where joepa is fellating his players after they clean up the stadium on sundays and you’ve got something.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
As someone who spent a night or two in the Allentown jail stemming from drunken debauchery in college, please please please someone tell me that a Fighting Mule is involved in this story.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
you know what would be gold? Joe pa blowing lloyd carr while charlie weis slowly took off his diaper and watched
September 13th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
whats up with all this JoePa sucking dick talk! Show some respect for the man, and the team for that matter, watch out for the Lions
September 13th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
i think the thing that made lol the most was the fact you have weis taking his diaper off “slowly.” really brings the image together in my head.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
How else would he remove it without getting winded?
September 13th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Get your coach some Pedialite
September 13th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
that’s the beauty of it. slowly could mean a lot of things. is weis doing it slowly to prevent a coronary? is he doing it slowly because he’s trying to be sexy? is he doing it slowly so lloyd and joepa dont see him and he can sneak up behind joepa and treat him like a shish-ka-bob?
no one will ever use “slowly” in a better fashion as long as we all live.
September 13th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Where’s Ashton? Cuz it looks like TBL got Punk’d!!!
September 13th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Nah, this story will definitely be coming out. Maybe they’re waiting for Friday … so it gets swept into the weekend. Today would have been fine … Greg Oden got the patriots off the hook … he woulda helped a small school’s football get off the hook ..
September 13th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
So it’s either Widener, Millersville, Kutztown, Bloomsburg, Edinboro, IUP, Cheyney or Slippery Rock.
Care to narrow it down, TBL? D-II or D-III school?
September 13th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Is it bad that I do not care?
September 13th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
I love the post about how gay your breaking news graphic is…your “winner” graphis isn’t much better but you did get us the hot nudie pic of Vanessa so that more than makes up for your weak graphics…..kudos on the pic
September 13th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
this is hardly ‘our’ graphic … when you do a google image search for breaking news, this lame thing came up …
September 13th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Couldn’t you have found something at least a little more Victorian home to go with the rest of your layout?
September 13th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I don’t understand how TBL can’t name the school…Break some news, TBL!
September 13th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Show me…ALLEGHENEY!
Or failing that…MORAVIAN!
September 13th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
With all the mentions of PSAC schools…no one mentioned West Chester.
Or show me…GETTYSBURG!!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 8:54 am
WAYNESBURG COLLEGE!!!
JUNIATA!!! It’s gotta be ROBERT MORRIS!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Nobody’s on the Ship.