Our source demands that we don’t print specifics, but supposedly, within the next hour, a small university in Pennsylvania is going to have a press conference and tell the media that a shitload of starters from said school’s football team have been suspended, perhaps indefinitely. We’re hearing this could – STRESS could – be a Duke Lacrosse situation all over again. And apparently the event in question took place this past weekend.

Actually, it definitely won’t be a situation like the one at Duke … this isn’t a Division I school.