Anyone else just absolutely floored by the Greg Oden injury news? Besides the obvious - David Stern surely weeps somewhere; TV execs are shitting themselves and looking to replace all of Portland’s games with Seattle games; Blazers GM Kevin Pritchard will be setting up a cot in his local church for the next six months, praying Oden heals - here’s something to ponder: Will the Blazers be bad enough to put themselves in contention for another No. 1 pick?

Last year, the Blazers were one of the worst teams in the league with Zach Randolph and his nightly double-double. With that trustee of modern chemistry in New York, here’s the current starting frontline for Portland: SF Martell Webster (21 in December), PF LaMarcus Aldridge (22), and C Joel Przybilla (27). Don’t look up their stats - neither has ever had a double-figure scoring season. The backcourt consists of SG Brandon Roy and PG Steve Blake.

People - this may be the weakest starting linup in the NBA, and please spare me the potential/upside talk about Webster. A month ago, this team was playoff material, about to start something special, and Portland was pondering the thought of printing playoff tickets. Now, it’s definitely lottery-bound. With the first pick in the 2008 NBA draft, the Portland Trailblazers select … SF Michael Beasley from Kansas State.