Alyssa Milano’s got a new job! She’ll be a sideline reporter baseball correspondent for TBS this postseason. Congrats, babe. We’ll be glued to all TBS throughout October. Let’s say – hypothetically, of course – the Dodgers reach the postseason and find themselves in game five against the Mets. Brad Penny takes the mound. Conflict of interest? Will she rip him because he’s dating Eliza Dushku? Discuss.

PS – This is all a cunning ploy to get closer to David Wright. You know it. We know it. Everyone knows it.