Plenty of chicks looking hot at the Emmy’s last night, but we opt for Katherine Heigl because she cracked us up and Knocked Up was so damn good (we’ve never seen one episode of Grey’s Anatomy) … bit of a surprise here – Newt Gingrich thinks Hilary Clinton has an 80 percent chance to become the next US president … we’re not going to get into a conversation about illegals, but why are they working at an Army base? … the moral of this story – don’t cheat! …

It’s weird how sympathetic the media is being toward Bill Maas. His lawyer blames it all on the pounding he took in the NFL. (KC Star)

Blazers swear Oden’s knees weren’t a problem before the draft. (Oregonian)

What does Rory have to say about Tiger’s dominance at the Fed Ex Cup? Nothing. Bitch. (LA Times)

Let the Shawne Williams arrest go? Let me know how your employer feels if the same thing happens to you, Bob. (Indy Star)

Duke football wins a game, but its fans haven’t celebrated in so long, one of them got injured. (Sports by Brooks)

Another Boston coach is caught cheating: Terry Francona, breaking all the fantasy football rules. (Red Sox Monster)

Female fans wears body paint to a game; blogger is all over it. (700 Level)

It would totally suck to be a USC walk-on. (Lion in Oil)

Get your relics of Tiger Stadium! (Big Ben Tailgate)

Rapping about Barry Bonds over the timeless track, “Momma said knock you out.” (You Been Blinded)

Chad Henne may want to put in a call to Mel Kiper about this. (Free Press)

A list of sportscasting blunders, with video. (Unibrow)

Even with the help of instant replay, the officials can’t get this call right. (Simon on Sports)

If these are the best candidates for .400, it ain’t happening soon. (Vegas Watch)

We don’t give half a shit about this criminal, but since he got arrested, this blog has done more than 30 posts about it. (TMZ)