Slow morning. We hit the gym, return to our computer, and hot damn there’s some news happening. That Millersville University potential football scandal? Looks like the girl is reluctant to work with the police, and it may be over already. Colt Brennan is HURT! This is a serious downer, because after three weeks, the Hawaii gunslinger is the leader on our pre-Heisman board (starts after week four). Shawne Merriman is myspace friends with a porn star (we also urge you to look at this friend of Merriman’s … whatever she is selling, we are buying.) And lastly, the Fed just cut rates by half a point (!!), which is good news for your stocks, and good news for home buyers and bad news for home sellers. Sadly though, the US dollar is fucked, so hold off on that trip to Europe.

But we’d quickly like to play Fan IQ’s favorite game – picking on the pollsters. Many clueless voters seem to think Kentucky’s victory over Louisville meant nothing. Others are homers (Louisville 13th and Kentucky 24th?), Big East kool-aid drinkers (five in the Top 25?), a case of, ‘I can’t think of any more teams, so let me just throw UCLA in there’, and a drunk guy in California who put SOUTH CAROLINA 4th in the nation. When is the AP going to do a background check on this guy? Seriously – Jon Wilner, what are you thinking? Cincinnati ahead of Rutgers? Alabama sixth? Ahead of Florida? If anyone works with him, please email us so that we can confirm his ballot is one big prank.