1 pm Recap: Favre for President, McNabb Goes Nuts
Uncategorized September 23rd. 2007, 4:10pm
San Diego 21, Green Bay 31: Fucking Favre. Grandpa threw a 57-yard TD pass to Greg Jennings with two minutes left as the Packers sent Norv’s boys to 1-2 while improving to an astonishing 3-0. Somewhere, Peter King slobbers.
Indianapolis 30, Houston 24: The Colts certainly don’t dominate on the road, but as long as you win, who cares?
Pittsburgh 37, San Francisco 16: Ladies man Jeff Reed kicked three field goals, Willie Parker rushed for 133 yards, and the Steelers bottled up Frank Gore (39 yards) to improve to 3-0.
Philadelphia 56, Detroit 21: We should take back whatever we said about Kevin Curtis. The smurf caught 204 yards worth of passes and three scores as the Eagles went bananas against the sorry Lions secondary. McNabb (he’s black!) threw for 381 yards.
New England 38, Buffalo 7: Brady went 22-for-28 for 291 yards and four scores. Maroney rushed for 101 yards. Unbeaten? Why not. Losman’s injury looked gross.
New York Jets 31, Miami 28: Chad Pennington returned and was his usual conservative self, but the Dolphins D looked shoddy without Zach Thomas, and fell to 0-3 despite a massive game from Ronnie Brown (211 total yards, three TDs).
Tampa Bay 24, St. Louis 3: Did you have Earnest Graham in your fantasy lineup? Doubtful. We don’t know what happened to the Caddy, but Graham scored twice as the Bucs improved to 2-1 and the sorry Rams fell to 0-3. Steven Jackson rushed for 115 yards for St. Louis.
Baltimore 26, Arizona 23: Kurt Warner was resurrected from the grave and sparked a comeback after Matt Leinart got knocked out in the first half, but a last second field goal by Matt Stover propelled the Ravens at home. Still, Baltimore blew two 17-point leads, and ended up with Kyle Boller under center, making us wonder why they didn’t go after Leftwich.
Minnesota 10, Kansas City 13: How could we have bet on the Vikings? On the road? Their QB is Kelly fucking Holcombe! Larry Johnson rushed for a whopping 36 yards. Lesson learned: when two shitty teams play, bet on the home team. Dammit!
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September 23rd, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Fuckin’ A! Another MVP season for Favre….ok, maybe not. But, hell, this is the best he’s looked in a long time. Must be the Wranglers.
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:57 pm
The Norv Effect is in full effect.
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:58 pm
I fucking sat Boldin today and started Porter because Arizona was playing that Ravens defense, and he finally shows up. To make matters worse, Calvin ‘Megatron’ Johnson, my other ’stud’ receiver, went out with a back injury. Fuck.
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
I made the mistake of starting Edgerrin James over Cadillac WIlliams or Marshawn Lynch. Yikes!
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Kevin Curtis has to do twice as much to get the respect he deserves because he is a white receiver.
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Terrible, terrible play calls by the Skins there. Why run on 3rd? So bad.
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Kevin Curtis has to do a little bit extra because people still don’t want to see a white WR.
Jerry Porter sucks mule cock and single-handedly killed my fantasy team today, but will anyone criticize him for his lousy year? No.
Damn Ravens, two last second wins at home against shitty teams. Steelers will still win the division (assuming they will finish ahead of the Browns, as some of my rubber dog-faced friends on here have doubted).
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Caddy Williams got shafted by Graham.
My team is 0-3 in fantasy and each week, I have lost to the team that scored the most points. Very crappy feeling.
September 24th, 2007 at 12:08 am
i sure hope mcnabb doesn’t mind all the scrutiny this game gets, because people are going to be talking about it all day monday, and there’s nothing he can do about it. and the only reason why it’s going to get so much attention? because he’s black.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:43 am
idea for a game on tbl: predict the games (if any) that nbc “flexes” and steals from fox or cbs in weeks 11 to 17.
September 24th, 2007 at 4:32 am
So on Sunday, two MLB teams clinched their division, the Yanks pulled 1.5 games behind the Sox, the Mets won in thrilling fashion, the Rockies crept closer to the WC, etc., etc.
Where is all that?
TBL do you even follow MLB? Or is your coverage of said game just a cut and paste job from whatever Web site you take your news from.
September 24th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Um … maybe it’ll be a separate thread, Jack. Calm down.
And may I extend a hearty fuck you to Marc Bulger for screwing me on two of my three fantasy teams? Larry Johnson too. I have Marshawn Lynch on the same team, but did I heed the little voice that said “start Marshawn”? Of course not. But on a positive note, my third fantasy team is 3-0 unless Olindo Mare goes insane and kicks a bazillion field goals tonight. And I’m the only woman in the league. So sweet.
September 24th, 2007 at 7:37 am
jack – we don’t usually post on weekends; we just hop on for some NFL action.
there will be some baseball talk monday.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:00 am
I’d also like to extend an F.U. to Bulger for stinking it up each week and killing my fantasy team. I also have Torry Holt so it hurts twice as bad.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:05 am
the real “Smurf” is Steve Smith (size/uni color)…
and is anyone going to call out Peter King for telling us to definitely keep Westbrook on our FFL benches??
September 24th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
One question: What the hell is wrong with LT?