There are always 43 different ways to go on Monday morning when recapping the NFL weekend, but here are our three favorite storylines: the Raiders were gifted some karma from above in defeating the Browns, we had the misfortune of watching the Redskins choke job (TBL2 was at the game and called it a ‘lock’ when it was 17-3), and how can you not have fallen in love with the Cowboys and that wicked offense? A few more musings after the jump.

Most surprising 3-0 team: Packers. Duh. Enter all Peter King-Favre jokes here. Our comment yesterday – ‘Fucking Favre’ – wasn’t a knock on the guy; we just bet on San Diego. If you’re looking for an NFL MVP at the three-game mark (obviously, you’re not), it’s this dinosaur.

Most surprising 0-3 team: Who wants to look for a pundit that picked the Rams to reach the playoffs? In a word, awful.

1-2, but it ain’t over: San Diego has already matched its 2006 regular season loss total, the Bengals haven’t looked as good as they did in the opener (but don’t be shocked if they stun the Patriots next Monday at home), and the Bears, thanks to Rex, will probably be the NFL story all week (for better or for worse). You know who is already calling for a benching of Rex and Cedric Benson. Where’s the guy who commented on this blog that Benson would rush for 1,500 yards? Show yourself!

Best return: Kurt Warner. We didn’t have the Cards game on TV here in NY, and following game channel, we just figured Leinart got injured. Turns out he was benched. Regardless who starts at QB next week, we’re calling the upset now – Arizona beats Pittsburgh.

Poor guys: The Buffalo Bills seem to lose a few players each week, and when QB JP Losman and rookie LB Paul Posluszny went down against the Patriots, it cemented another losing season. Yup, we’re calling the season right now.

Most overrated defensive player in the league: We thought long and hard about Sean Taylor, but then we read about DeAngelo Hall. What a bum.