It’s been awhile since we attended a college football game - four years ago this Halloween, in fact - so we’re not familiar with the cleanliness of the bathrooms at stadiums that house 80,000 rabid fans. First guess? Unsanitary. But perhaps they have a crack janitorial staff at Camp Randall Stadium, because two college kids were caught bumping uglies in a bathroom stall last weekend during the Wisconsin-Iowa game. It’s a fantastic tale, really - especially how the girl scrambled to put her pants on when the cop busted them, only to put on said pants inside out. The only letdown is that there are no photos or names, meaning we can’t scour Myspace and Facebook for the next hour trying to determine whether she’s hot or not. If anyone in cheeseland is familiar with this case, you know where to find us.

Couple gets dirty at Football Game (Badger Herald)